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(Orlando Sentinel)   ARF MOR CHIKIN   (orlandosentinel.com) divider line 27
    More: Florida, Brevard County, dog attack, chickens, Osceola  
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2011-06-03 08:57:11 AM  
Just about every dog I know will chase and kill all kinds of critters, from birds to cats to rabbits to chickens. The way the article reads, this dog went off the reservation and other dogs are sitting in their recliners, casually reading the newspaper and clucking sad disapproval that this dog went on a psychopathic rampage and has been disavowed by the canine community at large.
 
2011-06-03 09:02:48 AM  

Langston: Just about every dog I know will chase and kill all kinds of critters, from birds to cats to rabbits to chickens. The way the article reads, this dog went off the reservation and other dogs are sitting in their recliners, casually reading the newspaper and clucking sad disapproval that this dog went on a psychopathic rampage and has been disavowed by the canine community at large.


You mean he was excanineated?
 
2011-06-03 11:01:15 AM  
You're supposed to choke chickens and kill kittens.

Stupid dog.
 
2011-06-03 12:00:23 PM  
Who ya gonna call?
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2011-06-03 12:06:09 PM  
Chicken trifecta complete?
 
2011-06-03 12:06:15 PM  

Langston: Just about every dog I know will chase and kill all kinds of critters, from birds to cats to rabbits to chickens. The way the article reads, this dog went off the reservation and other dogs are sitting in their recliners, casually reading the newspaper and clucking sad disapproval that this dog went on a psychopathic rampage and has been disavowed by the canine community at large.


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2011-06-03 12:09:00 PM  
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2011-06-03 12:10:46 PM  
Prized chickens? Really?
 
2011-06-03 12:11:04 PM  
ARF MOR STORY!

A two sentence summary of a four and a half sentence story, that's some fine reporting Lou.

As in Lou-Dog, RIP.

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2011-06-03 12:11:32 PM  
Prize chicken?!?! Is that like a toy in a bucket of KFC's finest?
 
2011-06-03 12:18:45 PM  
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Wanted for questioning.
 
2011-06-03 12:20:01 PM  
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There she is.
 
2011-06-03 12:24:40 PM  

VoodooTaco: As in Lou-Dog, RIP.


Brad Nowell FTW

/Lovin' is what I got
 
2011-06-03 12:28:38 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Langston: Just about every dog I know will chase and kill all kinds of critters, from birds to cats to rabbits to chickens. The way the article reads, this dog went off the reservation and other dogs are sitting in their recliners, casually reading the newspaper and clucking sad disapproval that this dog went on a psychopathic rampage and has been disavowed by the canine community at large.

You mean he was excanineated?


GROAN!
 
2011-06-03 12:30:56 PM  

VoodooTaco: ARF MOR STORY!

A two sentence summary of a four and a half sentence story, that's some fine reporting Lou.

As in Lou-Dog, RIP.


This is not what I came for, but I am leaving satisfied.
 
2011-06-03 12:31:24 PM  
Just stopped by to say its Harf, not Arf...the H is silent.
 
2011-06-03 12:40:55 PM  
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2011-06-03 12:49:59 PM  

EWreckedSean: Prized chickens? Really?


Yeah, that's what I was wondering. What makes it "prized?" Can it do tricks? Is it a show chicken? Wtf?
 
2011-06-03 01:24:34 PM  
chicken skin mask (you know, for kids)
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2011-06-03 01:30:50 PM  
Geezus... Was scared to death before I clicked link that Chik-fil-a was serving dog meat or something. Not that I would stop going, but still...

Bad subby. Bad.
 
2011-06-03 02:01:12 PM  
I read that and thought it was a chicken killing a dog... I need coffee...
 
2011-06-03 02:30:41 PM  

Combustion: EWreckedSean: Prized chickens? Really?

Yeah, that's what I was wondering. What makes it "prized?" Can it do tricks? Is it a show chicken? Wtf?


Chicken fights... duh.
 
2011-06-03 02:38:31 PM  
Prize winning chickens? Was it a best on bun?
 
2011-06-03 06:51:47 PM  
What a great description. They couldn't even tell if the dog was spotted or not.
 
2011-06-03 08:41:47 PM  
Have we eliminated alligators?
 
2011-06-03 09:25:59 PM  

Bagelox-99: Have we eliminated alligators?


Just the cement ones.
 
2011-06-04 06:04:38 AM  

count_chimpula: Bagelox-99: Have we eliminated alligators?

Just the cement ones.


It was painful in passing. A moment, please.


Also, the real story should have been about the cockfighting ring that's likely involved. It's insanely inhumane, and that comment's coming from an avowed hunter and meatatarian. OTOH, "prized chicken" could mean show stock for some kid. Aw heck, this thread's dead anyhow.
 
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