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(My Fox DC)   Prison guards will let nothing get in between them and keeping the jail free from weapons - and yes, those Double Ds count as weapons so please remove the bra   (myfoxdc.com) divider line 273
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2011-06-03 10:31:03 AM  

QT_3.14159: As a woman who currently has an underwire poking her in the armpit right this minute, I completely understand this rule. You know how easy it would be for me to yank the underwire out of my bra and hand it over to someone who needed a shiv?


Exactly, and by the time they get someone in there to take it away from the inmate, that's if they've got the visiting room properly monitored and a viewer on the stick, depending on the barrier between the inmate and visitor, the inmate could have already easily hidden it several times over.

What's the big deal with wearing a sports bra or, heathen gods forbid, wearing a sweatshirt, cardigan or whatever that will cover the twins properly and not show anything? So long as you don't set off the detector, no problem, and those jails are often a farkin' icebox. Also...speaking as someone who has worked in a jail, it isn't always a good idea to have femaile jailers with the known violent offenders, especially if they can't meet the basic physical requirements to take down a prisoner. Not many women apply for jobs in corrections for starters, so demanding a female detention officer rarely gets you anywhere.

I'm surprised at the facilty not having an underwire policy. I also agree with the farker that said "know the rules" it may not be official policy against underwire, but if they just have "metallic objects" or "metal" in the policy, that doesn't necessarily rule underwire out, either. Don't blame others when you set off the metal detector in a secure facility and have to take off anything that could be turned into a weapon.
 
2011-06-03 10:32:09 AM  

Grables'Daughter: You don't believe that people can make mistakes in breaking the law, go to jail, and learn their lesson?


It's an issue of semantics, for me. At times I have been an asshole (uh, yesterday, but it's early), and I don't mince words in hindsight. I can recall one time at work where I hit a seriously low point. I felt horrible for it, but it wasn't a farking mistake. I was a bona fide ASSHOLE. I'm a better person now; that's what allows me to keep my head up these days. But callling what I did a mistake would've been a disgusting lie.

I do believe that people can learn lessons and improve, so there's something to be said for forgiving and second chances. Don't hold grudges on an ex-con if they've cleaned up. But I can't pass off wrongdoing as a "mistake".
 
2011-06-03 10:33:59 AM  

dragonchild: Grables'Daughter: You don't believe that people can make mistakes in breaking the law, go to jail, and learn their lesson?

It's an issue of semantics, for me. At times I have been an asshole (uh, yesterday, but it's early), and I don't mince words in hindsight. I can recall one time at work where I hit a seriously low point. I felt horrible for it, but it wasn't a farking mistake. I was a bona fide ASSHOLE. I'm a better person now; that's what allows me to keep my head up these days. But callling what I did a mistake would've been a disgusting lie.

I do believe that people can learn lessons and improve, so there's something to be said for forgiving and second chances. Don't hold grudges on an ex-con if they've cleaned up. But I can't pass off wrongdoing as a "mistake".


Fair enough, but I still say that I am an ex-con that has learned from my MISTAKES... or maybe a better term is "poor decisions".

: )
 
2011-06-03 10:35:25 AM  

mrlewish: can I join?


How you doin?
 
2011-06-03 10:36:38 AM  
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2011-06-03 10:38:16 AM  

QT_3.14159: I'd love to go on with descriptions / demonstrations, but until the bras I've ordered get here I can't afford to maim this one any further.

And thanks Mofo_Jones for the suggestion :P. I ordered new bras as soon as I realized that it happened to both of the bras I put in the washer.

/always hand wash


Glad I could help. ;) My wife uses the "machine wash, hang dry" method, gave me a lengthy explanation about how the dryer did more damage than the washer, too.

Hope the new ones arrive soon!
 
2011-06-03 10:41:23 AM  

Grables'Daughter: Fair enough, but I still say that I am an ex-con that has learned from my MISTAKES... or maybe a better term is "poor decisions".


It was a bad decision. "Poor decision" makes you sound like an NFL head case, and I hold you in higher regard than that. Important thing is, you don't intend to go back.

That said, a lot of people treat a criminal record like an effin' scarlet letter, so I do understand why people use words like "mistake". I won't wince if they say that during a job interview, but this is an effin' Fark thread; we can afford to be more blunt.
 
2011-06-03 10:41:50 AM  
www.newsgab.com
 
2011-06-03 10:42:54 AM  

dragonchild: Grables'Daughter: Fair enough, but I still say that I am an ex-con that has learned from my MISTAKES... or maybe a better term is "poor decisions".

It was a bad decision. "Poor decision" makes you sound like an NFL head case, and I hold you in higher regard than that. Important thing is, you don't intend to go back.

That said, a lot of people treat a criminal record like an effin' scarlet letter, so I do understand why people use words like "mistake". I won't wince if they say that during a job interview, but this is an effin' Fark thread; we can afford to be more blunt.


Fair enough.

I did my time.
 
2011-06-03 10:45:15 AM  
Much better!
 
2011-06-03 10:48:40 AM  

Im_Gumby: Where's LBJ when you need her?


/raises hand

Here I am!
 
2011-06-03 10:48:59 AM  
www.demotivationalposters.org
 
2011-06-03 10:49:06 AM  
The rules are clearly posted, ladies, and for wasting this courts time on frivolous lawsuits, you must pay the County's legal fees. Case dismissed.

Signed,
Judge H.S. Thompson
 
2011-06-03 10:50:14 AM  
louisvilleky.com
 
2011-06-03 10:51:15 AM  

Grables'Daughter: Im_Gumby: Where's LBJ when you need her?

/raises hand

Here I am!


how YOU doin'?
 
2011-06-03 10:51:50 AM  

Grables'Daughter: I did my time.


Yes, now let's discuss the years of service required to make up for liking JustinBeiber. You have any idea how many jail pr0n movies it'll take to atone??
 
2011-06-03 10:52:22 AM  

mrlewish: can I join?


blackwomenlovebi.files.wordpress.com

Oh god, another LBJ alt
 
2011-06-03 11:00:53 AM  
Right, so this is one of those times when I can contribute to these threads without having someone looking over my shoulder, so here:

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And because it's Friday, anyone sending BIE can find my EIP.
 
2011-06-03 11:01:58 AM  
www.cavehumor.com
 
2011-06-03 11:06:27 AM  

mrlewish: maybe they should look at the visitation rules before they show up with metal in their bras. I strongly suspect there is some statement about no clothing with metal etc.


Women who wear underwire bras don't really think about having metal in their clothing. I wear underwire bras almost every day, but if I went to the airport and set off the metal detector, the last thing I'd think of is my bra setting it off. Nor am I going to remove my bra so I can get on an airplane.

And yeah, you're supposed to hand-wash bras and treat them delicately. I throw mine right in the washer, and it makes the wires go all wacky after a while.

/Pardon my threadjack. Continue AWing.
 
2011-06-03 11:06:41 AM  
Are these threads just programmed to appear on fridays?
 
2011-06-03 11:07:07 AM  
Guys, keep up the good work! Ladies, EIP!
 
2011-06-03 11:10:00 AM  
My not-so-humble contribution...

**NSFW**

Blake Lively naked iPhone pics (new window)

**NSFW**

They're just as glorious as they sound.
 
2011-06-03 11:10:06 AM  

Jubeebee: Right, so this is one of those times when I can contribute to these threads without having someone looking over my shoulder, so here:

And because it's Friday, anyone sending BIE can find my EIP.


Those girls all look suspicious and will need to be searched. Preferably by me
 
2011-06-03 11:11:50 AM  

RedEmily: Are these threads just programmed to appear on fridays?


I certainly hope so.
 
2011-06-03 11:13:29 AM  

RedEmily: Are these threads just programmed to appear on fridays?


just for you, so you can see what breasts look like.
 
2011-06-03 11:14:21 AM  
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"I'll show you my 44's if you show me your 38's".

/GIS fail on the correct image
 
2011-06-03 11:15:03 AM  
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/EIP for BIE
 
2011-06-03 11:17:36 AM  
Sorry Jubeebee, BIE is a lie!...

Much like cake!


So women have to deal with being poked by there bras, as well as men... wow that sucks... and in the armpit.

I think it needs to be made into a limerick, anyone?
 
2011-06-03 11:17:56 AM  
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2011-06-03 11:23:15 AM  
One million dollars. Really? Two very average women are minorly inconvenienced and that good old 'Merican self-entitled attitude shines through. Yawn.
 
2011-06-03 11:37:53 AM  
Friday. Check.
Double D. Check.
Bra removal. Check.
Bookmark. Check.
 
2011-06-03 11:39:46 AM  
FTFA:"It was embarrassing," said Zanaisha Walker, gesturing with her arms folded across her chest. "You know, you have to walk around covered up ... with your bra in your hand ... it was just ridiculous."

No. What's ridiculous is having to read about these silly twits at all. There aren't too many public service buildings you can get into anymore without passing through a metal detector, and this one is a correctional facility. It would make a lot more sense to simply NOT WEAR CLOTHING THAT HAS METAL IN IT when you're planning to visit one of these places.
 
2011-06-03 11:40:01 AM  

Rogan999: Sorry Jubeebee, BIE is a lie!...

Much like cake!


So women have to deal with being poked by there bras, as well as men... wow that sucks... and in the armpit.

I think it needs to be made into a limerick, anyone?


I've only poked a woman in the armpit once and that was an accident

/honest
 
2011-06-03 11:41:04 AM  
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/Profile fixed EIP now shows for BIE
 
2011-06-03 11:42:06 AM  
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2011-06-03 11:50:09 AM  

Andrew Wiggin: RedEmily: Are these threads just programmed to appear on fridays?

just for you, so you can see what breasts look like.


I'm very aware of what breasts look like, funny man.
 
2011-06-03 11:52:35 AM  

RedEmily: Andrew Wiggin: RedEmily: Are these threads just programmed to appear on fridays?

just for you, so you can see what breasts look like.

I'm very aware of what breasts look like, funny man.


I believe that she even has two of them herself.
 
2011-06-03 11:54:51 AM  
"It was embarrassing," said Zanaisha Walker, gesturing with her arms folded across her chest. "You know, you have to walk around covered up ... with your bra in your hand ... it was just ridiculous."

This is what we are suing about now? Really? I hate people.
 
2011-06-03 11:55:15 AM  

Grables'Daughter: RedEmily: Andrew Wiggin: RedEmily: Are these threads just programmed to appear on fridays?

just for you, so you can see what breasts look like.

I'm very aware of what breasts look like, funny man.

I believe that she even has two of them herself.


I hear tell that they like to travel in pairs.
 
2011-06-03 11:55:39 AM  
My E (IP) is so non bouncy that one could almost call it flat.
 
2011-06-03 11:55:40 AM  

Grables'Daughter: RedEmily: Andrew Wiggin: RedEmily: Are these threads just programmed to appear on fridays?

just for you, so you can see what breasts look like.

I'm very aware of what breasts look like, funny man.

I believe that she even has two of them herself.


That's the joke.


/because they are small
//She is still pretty cute
 
2011-06-03 11:56:28 AM  

Grables'Daughter: RedEmily: Andrew Wiggin: RedEmily: Are these threads just programmed to appear on fridays?

just for you, so you can see what breasts look like.

I'm very aware of what breasts look like, funny man.

I believe that she even has two of them herself.


perhaps if you combine both of them, it makes one actual breast.
 
2011-06-03 11:57:16 AM  
I'm going the other route, I'm suing Charlies Angels TV show and Bonnie Franklin for NOT wearing bras on TV when i was a kid and forcing me to FAP myself raw. Raw I tell you!
 
2011-06-03 12:01:20 PM  
GacysBasement: I'm going the other route, I'm suing Charlies Angels TV show and Bonnie Franklin for NOT wearing bras on TV when i was a kid and forcing me to FAP myself raw. Raw I tell you!

Glad I'm not the only one with the Bonnie Franklin fap scars. Damn those things were just so pointy.
 
2011-06-03 12:06:25 PM  

Andrew Wiggin: Grables'Daughter: RedEmily: Andrew Wiggin: RedEmily: Are these threads just programmed to appear on fridays?

just for you, so you can see what breasts look like.

I'm very aware of what breasts look like, funny man.

I believe that she even has two of them herself.

perhaps if you combine both of them, it makes one actual breast.


I'm going to take my small boobs and go home if you keep on being mean to me.
 
2011-06-03 12:08:52 PM  

Andrew Wiggin: Grables'Daughter: RedEmily: Andrew Wiggin: RedEmily: Are these threads just programmed to appear on fridays?

just for you, so you can see what breasts look like.

I'm very aware of what breasts look like, funny man.

I believe that she even has two of them herself.

perhaps if you combine both of them, it makes one actual breast.


That would be a really weird breast. Would it have both nipples?
 
2011-06-03 12:10:01 PM  

GacysBasement: I'm going the other route, I'm suing Charlies Angels TV show and Bonnie Franklin for NOT wearing bras on TV when i was a kid and forcing me to FAP myself raw. Raw I tell you!


Not to mention every DVR manufacturer, ABC, and Sofia Vegara...

Link (Slide show bad, content good, SFW)
 
2011-06-03 12:10:49 PM  

Inhalien: One million dollars. Really? Two very average women are minorly inconvenienced and that good old 'Merican self-entitled attitude shines through. Yawn.


Listen, people, regardless of whether the suit has merit: you CAN'T recover more than you ask for to begin with, so you ALWAYS throw out a high number. Of course they don't think they'll get a million or that it's worth that much.

Christ.
 
2011-06-03 12:11:43 PM  

SuperChuck: Andrew Wiggin: Grables'Daughter: RedEmily: Andrew Wiggin: RedEmily: Are these threads just programmed to appear on fridays?

just for you, so you can see what breasts look like.

I'm very aware of what breasts look like, funny man.

I believe that she even has two of them herself.

perhaps if you combine both of them, it makes one actual breast.

That would be a really weird breast. Would it have both nipples?


I would rather slide one breast around back, for dancing.
 
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