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2003-08-21 08:03:01 PM
If I were the fattie nerd he was, I would go nudie bar cruising and tell every stripper I was the star wars nerd. Guarantee at least one has heard of it.

Free lapdance city

/proceeds to get fat and practice darth mall moves
 
2003-08-21 08:09:43 PM
Webgrunt
Sorry, I can't find it.

It was filmed in November 2002, and put on the Internet April 15, 2003. To finish his year in the hospital, he would have to have been in school, so he must of went insaine sometime between these two dates.

Ghyslain "will be under psychiatric care for an indefinite amount of time," Clicky

Raza ended up leaving high school and finishing his year in the psychiatric wing of a local hospital Clicky

Mr Raza is undergoing psychiatric careClicky
 
2003-08-21 08:15:07 PM
"Ghyslain" is a pretty messed up name. He was probably a scapegoat before all this happened. This is just a reason to cash in on his own idiocy.

Advice: Change your name. Lose some weight, go buy some new clothes, find a new school. Get laid. Suddenly you become less of a loser! wow!

/nuff said
 
2003-08-21 08:19:41 PM
"if you don't want to risk being the next Star Wars Kid, you should be very careful about what you videotape and where you keep it."

/nuff said
 
2003-08-21 08:22:16 PM
I read that he finished the school year in a psych ward. Any self respecting private mental health center keeps a room for gym equipment and I know that they make these kids work out every other day. Kid, if you just lay down the big mac and worked out, you could get laid so freaking quick. Quit biatching about the people who put the video up of you. Are they arse holes? Indeed. But guess what? The world is filled with them and they are teaching you to stand up for yourself. So learn some tae kwon doe and work out, switch school, and voila! You're a new man.

Seriously, we need the room in there for people with real problems, like me. Not little wussies like you.

/has seen people like him taking up space in hospitals when she knows that people with worse problems ae being told to go to another clinic. sick of it.
 
2003-08-21 08:25:52 PM
Oh, and kick your parent's collective asses for naming you Ghyslain. Then go and start your new life with a bit of pride for getting back at those obviously mentally unstabble freaks.
 
2003-08-21 08:33:55 PM
FINALLY!!!!111


Claiming that their son has been humiliated, his parents are suing the parents of the teens who put the video on the Web.

Never again, "only in America". Oh wait...Quebec is in America, isn't it?
 
2003-08-21 08:49:21 PM
rubeoni

Yes, Quebec is in America... and America is half-way into Hell... welcome to the New World! :D
 
2003-08-21 08:50:15 PM
dammit, forgot the /sarcasm tag... no more posting for me today.
 
2003-08-21 09:39:32 PM
My mother always told me...

Nothing good comes out of Quebec.
 
2003-08-21 10:09:42 PM
"I want my life back," he said in an e-mail interview with the National Post newspaper, a Canadian daily
The stop giving interviews fatty! Let it die!
 
2003-08-21 10:39:14 PM
Yahoo front page has their most popular searches box up and star wars kid is under shania.

And thats the only time that phrase will ever be said...
 
2003-08-21 10:43:25 PM
 
2003-08-21 10:43:43 PM
""I want my life back," he said in an e-mail interview with the National Post newspaper, a Canadian daily.

Claiming that their son has been humiliated, his parents are suing the parents of the teens who put the video on the Web."

yeah, i'm sure the people your suing would like their life back too, but you wont let it go you fat blob. I cant fathom why people are buying you ipods when you're trying to sqeez the lifeblood out of the families of the kids that put your silly unprotected video on the internet. you should be ashamed Star Wars kid, and you deserve every last bit of ridicule you get. Be it for your carelessness, your stupid antics, or the stubborness you showed that resulted from your actions. Sue yourself Star Wars Kid.
 
2003-08-21 10:46:15 PM
Think of how many people would buy a SWK t-shirt. I might.
 
2003-08-21 10:47:21 PM
Can we please get a Quebec tag, or at the very least, a Canuck tag?
 
2003-08-21 10:54:19 PM
i-likes-maple-syrupThink of how many people would buy a SWK t-shirt. I might.

So would I. and I'm still touting the virtues of a Starwars Kid action figure.
 
2003-08-21 11:08:43 PM
Christ on a crutch! This kid is digging his own grave. Whine, whine, whine. Sue, sue, sue. The kid's damn near famous, and he's wasting it pissing and moaning. I'd have some respect for him if he'd turned this into a merchandising venture, but he's just being a whiny little pussy.

fark Star Wars Kid. fark him with his own goddamn microphone stand, or whatever the hell that thing is.
 
2003-08-21 11:21:36 PM
Well at least it was funny to begin with, unlike "all your base."
 
2003-08-21 11:32:53 PM
here's a spin off of star wars kid.
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not as funny as the original, but good none the less.
 
2003-08-22 12:41:55 AM
Maybe the fat kid can do a Ron Jeremy impersonation next.
 
2003-08-22 02:16:37 AM
I lot of people are saying that this old news, but it is brand new to me. Wow what a world we live in. Poor star wars kid, it must have been tough on him. I was in his position until I was 16 and realized that 265lbs behind a punch turns 160lbs bullies into little sissy girls fast. I could just imange if that happened to me at that age, god I could not go to school again. But this is kinda cool the way he is into it and he should realize the joy his embassment has brought to millions. Hopefully someday he can look back at this and laugh. I agree fark the lawsuit, he could make money off of this many other ways, the lawsuit makes him seem like a whiney little biatch. So what swk if you got caught, ride with the tide and go with it, you're famous baby. And I loved the undercover star wars kid, when the 'light saber' hits the floor and you see his skelaton is priceless. get over it Big G and use it to your advantage.
 
2003-08-22 02:32:37 AM
It's weird how the only reality TV you'll get is on the web. I've given it some thought, and I think the kid's an Aspie, which is why he can't see the humor in the situation; which is why he can't capitalize on it. Crappy haircut aside, I like the kid. He's like an obese, powerless Harry Potter.

I hope Lucas gets him a part in the next SW flick. There should be money raining down upon his porch and a big LucasFilms bucket there to catch it.

Oh, and you so know that this incident will inspire countless copycats, which will all be pity-magnet hoaxes.
 
2003-08-22 02:36:00 AM
just watched undercover swk agian, it cracks me up. Good job to the guys who made it.
 
2003-08-22 03:48:21 AM
Portly? That kid's a big fat lardy fat chunky heiferpig!! Loserboy should get all buff like me, and get teh laid and stuff!

If your post reads anything like the above, next time please just mutter it out loud for your room-mates to enjoy; you're wasting a lot of my scrolling time. I read these comments to enjoy irreverent wit, not Beavisisms.

This story sure brings the assles out of the woodwork! 'He should just lighten up!' Yeah, we all have cast-iron self-esteems at that age, especially if we don't have that popular wormy teen-age body.

I don't really know the impetus or implications of the law-suit, but it doesn't bother me that the mean little putzes who posted the video (to the INTERNET, for crying out loud) might have to suffer for their little act of wanton cruelty (or at least not profit from it).
 
2003-08-22 04:19:36 AM
The video's hilarious, the spinoffs are even better. Anyone seen the Star Wars Dad video?
 
2003-08-22 09:02:55 AM
pugsleythegreat
"Someone post a link, i still havent seen this video, and im on a mac."



/ha ha!
 
2003-08-22 09:40:02 AM
ha ha is right.
 
2003-08-22 12:47:35 PM
Last time I was caught in a school wide humiliation, everybody in our school got a free day off on April 20th.
 
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