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2001-10-25 12:02:20 AM  
Be vewy quiet.
I'm hunting dat waskely bin wadin.
2001-10-25 12:04:38 AM  
Like they wouldn't have anyway..... If he were here, we'd have killed him already in the streets.

x---X--The Filthy Sanchez--X---x
2001-10-25 12:07:45 AM  
Date of article.....10/21/2001 01:53 PM
2001-10-25 12:10:48 AM  
Farked already?
2001-10-25 12:10:52 AM  
PPPaaaahhhhhh.......I gave permission the wack that nut job back on the 19th.
2001-10-25 12:15:32 AM  
I gave permission at 12 noon September 11.
2001-10-25 12:18:59 AM  
Its not farked, I am.
2001-10-25 12:26:02 AM  
2001-10-25 12:27:58 AM  
Umm, didn't Clinton issue a formal okay to kill Bin Laden several years ago? Besides, Binney is already dead in some cave, just ask the Chinese.
2001-10-25 12:32:46 AM  
Seems somewhat short sighted to me. I would think that it would be more prudent to capture him alive in order to question him and get the names and locations of as many members of the Al-Queda as possible.
2001-10-25 12:34:22 AM  
Is damn lucky none of the air strikes have hit him yet, hate to have killed him without permission.
2001-10-25 12:42:06 AM  
here's a nice little flash no brighten everyone's day
2001-10-25 12:43:25 AM  
to* brighten ... damn vodka
2001-10-25 12:44:53 AM  
Capture him, give him a sex change, send him back to his country with the rules for women they set up.


Just inject his testicles with pig fat.
2001-10-25 01:07:17 AM  
wait till the bleeding heart farks show up.....

this thread will fill up with jackoffs saying he needs a "timeout" not death... nobody deserves to die......

boo farkING hoo.......
2001-10-25 01:07:23 AM  
Binny aint dead - we had a beer last night. He did the pull you penis between your legs and put a tea-towel over your head and pretend to be a woman trick again.

oh hes a funny fellow.

We're going to make some new laws up tonight.... like no shooting at the Taliban law, that way we can prosecute the world....... oh hes such a smart guy!
2001-10-25 01:11:27 AM  
Ol' Binny he just needs time out not death! NOBODY DESERVES TO DIE!


2001-10-25 01:17:15 AM  
Sad thing is, we'll probably never know for sure that he's dead. Even if we got him with a bomb, I seriously doubt the taliban would ever give us the satisfaction of knowing we killed him. This will probably end up like the mystery over Hitler's body.
2001-10-25 01:44:47 AM  
I agree...there is very good chance we might not get a conclusive "here is bin is his dead body..celebrate" type of news update. Between the wacky Taliban and the Media and what they can report(depending on what the military lets em) I don't have too much faith in getting a sure answer for awhile.
2001-10-25 02:06:25 AM  
He needs a time out, that's pretty funny. Bad binny, go stand in the corner for two minutes.
2001-10-25 02:12:22 AM  
I think this news source is pretty dodgey. As 3M TA3 pointed out the date already and I there hasn't been any more on it elsewhere. Bit like that story about someone who was on the 80th floor when the building (forget North/South, makes no dif really) fell and "rode it down" and lived...

Someone here also mentioed Hitler, I reckon it could be quite the same. If they get to him they will blow him into a million bits then say he commited suicide, so they don't have to put up with the "well your no better than him" BS.
2001-10-25 02:54:39 AM  
Couldn't we start a "who to kill" list:

1. Osama Bin Laden
2. Sadaam Hussein
3. Muammar Khaddafi
4. Slobodon Milosevich
5. Fidel Castro

Feel free to arrange in an order that suits you.
2001-10-25 03:15:21 AM  
And before Bush's "permission" the plan was...?

"You have the right to remain silent..."
"Book 'em Dan-o!"

Righty-o then.

P.S. Great link, Aereus!
2001-10-25 03:16:14 AM  
Catergory should have been "obvious" ;)
2001-10-25 03:47:01 AM  
Anyone else notice the poll on that webpage? hahhaha
2001-10-25 07:28:14 AM  
Yeah, at least he did two weeks ago, when he gave the extra billion to the cia. oldnews.
2001-10-25 08:35:44 AM  
Don't you think if Binny was dead they would be parading his body around to incite all the other terrorists and to ensure his "martyrdom" is established. Can I kill him? Please, Please. No? Damn, I never get to do ANYTHING.
2001-10-25 08:50:10 AM  
GO.. AUGIE!~!!
2001-10-25 09:50:39 AM  
"Bring me the head of Osama bin Laden!" and his scrotum, just for kicks.
2001-10-25 10:17:24 AM  
Death is way to good for that goat humper. Slow painfull torture over a five year period would be a good start.
2001-10-25 10:56:38 AM  
this article is labled "hard news" & right next to it is "are you sad the spice girls will never get back together?"
2001-10-25 11:12:51 AM  
I consider my views to be fairly liberal, humanist, and sympathetic, but I don't see why we can't torture him. Maybe we could find a way to keep him alive for a few hudred years so generations to come could torture him. Excrutiating pain is a fair price to pay for longevity, methinks. Oh, and when we torture him, we shouldn't running willy-nilly off to the balls, we should be more creative than that...maybe if we pop out one of his eyeballs and stick it up his ass, then reattach it to do it again the next day. Severe nostril widening should be on the agenda too. And forced ingestion of jabenero peppers to ensure exciting bowel movements.
2001-10-25 11:23:02 AM  
I'm paranoid, not quite to the point of conspiracy nut, but paranoid nonetheless.

It seems odd to me that we see a Chinese report that Binny is dead, and today we hear Bush give the okay to kill him, and Blair say he doubts we'll ever see Binny on trial (rather he'll more likely be killed in bombing raids and covert activities). Also, Rumsfeld announces he hopes our goals of toppling the Taliban and getting Binny will be achieved in the "next few days."
2001-10-25 02:46:48 PM  
cluster nukes , wait for fallout to chill , make new golf course , smoke opium and play golf , end of transmition .....
2001-10-25 02:52:49 PM  
Where are the true capitalist pigs?

I thought the obvious thing to do w/Osama after he was capured would be to auction off little Osama bits on Ebay.
Of course, people would want the bits to be "fresh cut", could take years to sell the "whole Osama".

2001-10-25 05:11:43 PM  
Old Fidel has mellowed much in his age.
His younger brother may be open to American relations and trade.
I would love to get one of those old cars that survive in Cuba.
They are as American as we are.
Viva, America!
2001-10-26 12:10:19 PM  
NEWS FLASH: watch out for a car driving around with blanked out windows and a personalized number plate reading 'jihad' on it. it is said peoplehave spotted him getting in and out of the car........ more yo follow
2001-10-26 12:12:26 PM  
JUST IN: there has just been reported that osama has dyed his beard blonde. it is said that he had tryed to disguize himself to protect his identety more to follow
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