Does it turn purple when you cook it?

unyon: Quasar: Scientists noted a Type-R sticker on the back of the lobster, which they posited allowed the lobster to evade predators with an imaginary speed boost.

Well played.

/Little known fact: Blue lobsters taste like green, the blue colour is just there to trick you

I wouldn't know. I only eat them when they're red.

What a blue lobster might look like:

What a terribly worded headline. Should be "Delicious blue mutant lobster..."

His name was Don, right?



/hot

Mais, Boudreaux...go cook some rice.

If you eat it does it give you a powerup?

People for Eating Tasty Blue Lobster

m1ke: What a blue lobster might look like:

The Box says "No..."

\Where the hell did you find a Blue Zoidberg? Off to google.
\\Hoping it's not a photoshop color shifting thing

Blue honestly sounds like a far better color for a lobster. Not all that hard to see them with the whole red thing. Even with armor, hey, life needs every advantage it can get..

Always remember to unschool your indigo lobsters, because the typical school system will break their fragile individuality, and they will need it to save the world after the rapture.

...or something.

So they captured the mutant and locked it up. I feel safe now.

No thanks i'll pass on eating lobster/crab ect. They filtre all of the s___ in the sea thats basically they're job alongside oyster, mussels and soforth.

Found it, sort of. $500. FRAK.... (new window)

mgshamster: somemoron: \Where the hell did you find a Blue Zoidberg? Off to google.
\\Hoping it's not a photoshop color shifting thing


There's an episode where the gang goes to an alternate reality, and the zoidberg in the other reality is blue.

Ah, yes, "The Farnsworth Parabox." I remember that episode!

/Bite my glorious golden ass!

mgshamster: somemoron: \Where the hell did you find a Blue Zoidberg? Off to google.
\\Hoping it's not a photoshop color shifting thing


There's an episode where the gang goes to an alternate reality, and the zoidberg in the other reality is blue.

Yes, hence my "Box Says No" comment. ;) Reference from that episode when the Zoidbergs are in a dumpster and red Zoidbie want to hold the box. Blue Zoidberg says "The Box says no...". Zoidberg has got to be my favorite character.

I did not realize that someone had made a Blue Zoidberg -toy-. I ain't shelling out $500 even if I HAD $500... Yikes.

Better than a green, but still not epic purple...

I'm sorry, but that is badass.

Ed Finnerty: Somaticasual: Blue honestly sounds like a far better color for a lobster. Not all that hard to see them with the whole red thing. Even with armor, hey, life needs every advantage it can get..

Ed Finnerty: Thinking they're some other color? Or are you saying it's more of a warning color?
Seems like it would be harder to see something blue in an ocean...

fusillade762: Better than a green, but still not epic purple...

lol nice

I'm the first to point out that subby got the province wrong?

blazemongr: "His name was Don, right?"

Absolute First thing I thought of as Well !!! Kudos :)

Jon H: So they captured the mutant and locked it up. I feel safe now.



Not another word from you bub.

mgshamster: somemoron: I did not realize that someone had made a Blue Zoidberg -toy-.

I realized that after I posted my last comment. :/

Hehehehe

Breed the fark out of him.

Somaticasual: Ed Finnerty: Somaticasual: Blue honestly sounds like a far better color for a lobster. Not all that hard to see them with the whole red thing. Even with armor, hey, life needs every advantage it can get..

Ed Finnerty: Thinking they're some other color? Or are you saying it's more of a warning color?
Seems like it would be harder to see something blue in an ocean...

They are only red after being cooked.

I'm Lester the Lobster from PEI
An ugly little bug with beady little eyes
I can tackle anything up to twice my size
I'm Lester the Lobster from PEI (new window)

Beanlet: Somaticasual: Ed Finnerty: Somaticasual: Blue honestly sounds like a far better color for a lobster. Not all that hard to see them with the whole red thing. Even with armor, hey, life needs every advantage it can get..

Ed Finnerty: Thinking they're some other color? Or are you saying it's more of a warning color?
Seems like it would be harder to see something blue in an ocean...

They are only red after being cooked.

Yeah. After a GIS, I'm going to have to shamefully retract my first statement there.

Blue waffle?

Even the lobsters are abandoning the liberals.

/shamelessy stolen from elsewhere

ryant123: As a Nova Scotian, I feel it's my duty to inform you all that P.E.I. is not Nova Scotia.

Well, actually, it pretty much is, but don't tell anyone I said that.

Yah, it was caught off North coast of PEI. How the hell did headline get NS out of that? I could see if southeast PEI shore... but north shore? wtf?

Where did subby get Nova Scotia from P.E.I.?

pxlboy: EuphoniumEuphoria: Breed the fark out of him.

this

You want lobster sex? OK, soon it will probably be legal to marry them, so go on with it. :)

NTTAWWT

BesiktasBoy83: fusillade762: Better than a green, but still not epic purple...

lol nice

Is this a nug joke?

/Just in case

BesiktasBoy83: No thanks i'll pass on eating lobster/crab ect. They filtre all of the s___ in the sea thats basically they're job alongside oyster, mussels and soforth.

I'm curious to know what your preferred food animal eats...

Maybe he is an escaped French lobster?
"The European wild lobster, among which the best is the royal blue lobster of Audresselles, is more expensive and rare than the Canadian lobster but was always appreciated chiefly among the royal and aristocratic families of France and the Netherlands. Such scenes were depicted in Dutch paintings of the sixteenth and seventeenth centuries."
http://www.newworldencyclopedia.org/entry/Lobster

I've seen one of these. The Museum of Natural History on Cape Cod has a live one in a tank. I have a pic of it, but unfortunately not on this laptop, so I can't post it. It's neat, though.

Somaticasual: Blue honestly sounds like a far better color for a lobster. Not all that hard to see them with the whole red thing. Even with armor, hey, life needs every advantage it can get..

Guess how I know you've never cooked a lobster...

It's a sign of the Apocalypse.