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2011-06-01 04:43:39 PM  
Howdy everybody, just a heads-up that the Great Fark Ruination of 2011 will be going live at 5PM EST tonight. For those of you that missed the three previous threads on February 24, May 26, or yesterday's thread and haven't noticed the link offering you a sneak peek for the last week, this is it.

We're still dealing with a lot of input. We're looking at all of it and where the dev team agrees with a proposed change, we're doing it, but even if certain tweaks haven't been made as of the time the redesign goes live, that doesn't mean that it may not show up in the future. Things continue to be tweaked all the time and that won't stop.

For everybody that's given feedback, thank you. We've found some things thanks to you and have made some tweaks to make this more palatable. If we haven't responded yet, it just means we haven't been able to get to it yet (we've had far more feedback than we've been able to address quickly).

Most of you have already seen the design and have said your peace (either in the threads or with direct feedback), so this thread might seem like one too many, but some people aren't on Fark daily and may be seeing this for the first time-this thread is really for them.
 
2011-06-01 04:43:48 PM  
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

okay i'm over it.
 
2011-06-01 04:43:56 PM  
I HAVE TWO PENISES
PENISII
PENISESII
PENII?
 
2011-06-01 04:44:05 PM  
I love this so much
 
2011-06-01 04:44:17 PM  
But will we get over it?
 
2011-06-01 04:44:51 PM  

Adjective Bird Whiskey: I HAVE TWO PENISES
PENISII
PENISESII
PENII?


Kangaroo dick.
 
2011-06-01 04:45:08 PM  
I've been on new fark for weeks.
 
2011-06-01 04:45:09 PM  
I am quitting and you all will miss me when I am gone
 
2011-06-01 04:45:28 PM  

stainedglassdoll: Adjective Bird Whiskey: I HAVE TWO PENISES
PENISII
PENISESII
PENII?

Kangaroo dick.


let's not get frenchcheesemuseum in here with her slew of bifurcated penis pics.
 
2011-06-01 04:45:40 PM  
Is this still an outrage?
 
2011-06-01 04:45:51 PM  
dammit, i can't drunk enough for this sh*t in just 16 minutes ...


... but i sure as hell am gonna try
 
2011-06-01 04:45:58 PM  
*hides under a desk with a saucepan on his head*
 
2011-06-01 04:46:02 PM  
You'll get over getting over it.
 
2011-06-01 04:46:03 PM  
donka do balls.
 
2011-06-01 04:46:07 PM  
THIS IS THE WORST THING TO HAPPEN TO FARK SINCE THE LAST WORST THING THAT HAPPENED TO FARK!!!
 
2011-06-01 04:46:20 PM  
Imma get this printed on a shirt.
 
2011-06-01 04:46:23 PM  
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, CHANGE IS HARD

/already using the new Fark right now
//it's like we moved the site into 2007 from 2004, yay
 
2011-06-01 04:46:38 PM  
So... they didn't learn from last time then?
 
2011-06-01 04:46:46 PM  
It's live on my end already.
 
2011-06-01 04:46:46 PM  
all of a sudden my fark looks like its in comic sans.
 
2011-06-01 04:46:47 PM  
I don't think I'll ever get over it.
 
2011-06-01 04:46:57 PM  
I'd like to use this thread to let all the liters know that Totalfark is a non-stop orgy of booze and tits. And also a great place to get a mind-bending yet tender introduction to pegging.

And it will be that way no matter what happens to the Showbiz tab.
 
2011-06-01 04:47:06 PM  
Hey! Just in time for the tornadoes!
 
2011-06-01 04:47:06 PM  
Hunh. I thought it already had.
 
2011-06-01 04:47:14 PM  
img74.imageshack.us
 
2011-06-01 04:47:15 PM  
I'm still not over the last redesign.
 
2011-06-01 04:47:15 PM  

Timanous: stainedglassdoll: Adjective Bird Whiskey: I HAVE TWO PENISES
PENISII
PENISESII
PENII?

Kangaroo dick.

let's not get frenchcheesemuseum in here with her slew of bifurcated penis pics.


Can I switch my answer to corkscrew duck penis, then?
 
2011-06-01 04:47:16 PM  
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo​oooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

/15 min's and counting
 
2011-06-01 04:47:21 PM  
This should be a fun thread to watch.

basemetal .... will customer in the store basemetal please report to the service desk.
 
2011-06-01 04:47:22 PM  
Just to add a bit to Unfreakable's post, the three dots will not be implimented on the initial go-live.

O_C_S
Fark Public Relations
Position Unofficial)
 
2011-06-01 04:47:29 PM  

Unfreakable: have said your peace


YOU WANNA PEACE OF ME ?
 
2011-06-01 04:47:29 PM  
i wanna completely lose cookiefleck's mind ...
 
2011-06-01 04:47:32 PM  
www.norcalblogs.com
 
2011-06-01 04:47:39 PM  
Worst. Redesign Ever.

/warming up
 
2011-06-01 04:47:42 PM  
Does that mean I will see Sports By Brooks girl photos again?
 
2011-06-01 04:47:46 PM  
You're early. And apparently if you run this in IE, you get hit w/ an onslaught of pop up ads.

/ no I won't take your damn survey.
 
2011-06-01 04:47:47 PM  

Unfreakable: 5PM EST tonight.


Do you mean EDT? I don't think anybody in the US is on EST right now.

Except maybe Indiana.
 
2011-06-01 04:47:48 PM  
Remember....

logn.org

www.rainbowdepot.com

//alcohol will help.
 
2011-06-01 04:47:48 PM  
I am here to mock the outrage!
 
2011-06-01 04:47:56 PM  
Not much in the way of color.
 
2011-06-01 04:48:09 PM  
I'm leaving and I'm never coming back!
 
2011-06-01 04:48:13 PM  
Dear Fark:

Can you guys make the built-in green arrow not suck so much? Then I'll get over it.

Thanks,

MMST
 
2011-06-01 04:48:13 PM  
Gobbledygook! Fluffernutter!

Libs!

Neocons!

This is the fault of the joooooooooooooos!

/I like the new design
 
2011-06-01 04:48:13 PM  
you'll get over it again
 
2011-06-01 04:48:20 PM  
Will we still be able to have boobie threads?!?!?!
 
2011-06-01 04:48:24 PM  

honeygrl: This should be a fun thread to watch.

basemetal .... will customer in the store basemetal please report to the service desk.


Someone's gonna get cut.
 
2011-06-01 04:48:24 PM  

honeygrl: This should be a fun thread to watch.

basemetal .... will customer in the store basemetal please report to the service desk.


Present!
 
2011-06-01 04:48:26 PM  
This thread needs more Poptart Kitty on a Van in APB: Reloaded.

i301.photobucket.com
 
2011-06-01 04:48:37 PM  
The demo runs like shiat on firefox, BTW.
 
2011-06-01 04:48:48 PM  
Changing the layout again? That's it, I'm leaving forever. Good luck carrying on without me.
 
2011-06-01 04:49:03 PM  
In Soviet Union, Fark ruins Drew
 
2011-06-01 04:49:32 PM  
mybroadband.co.za
 
2011-06-01 04:49:34 PM  

smells_like_meat: honeygrl: This should be a fun thread to watch.

basemetal .... will customer in the store basemetal please report to the service desk.

Someone's gonna get cut.


www.aeroforceone.com

 
2011-06-01 04:49:37 PM  
BRING BACK THE OLD OLD OLD FARK

/not really
 
2011-06-01 04:49:38 PM  
www.norcalblogs.com

There is no way modern day kids would fit under those desks.
 
2011-06-01 04:49:44 PM  

basemetal: I am here to mock the outrage!


What if I have no outrage? Will you still mock me?
 
2011-06-01 04:49:47 PM  
bunch of damn bastards, just try and get me to use a completely free service that you redesign. I'll show you!!!
 
ecl [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2011-06-01 04:49:52 PM  
Why does the site have to be ruined a little more every year or so? Will this finally be the year trolls just get their own tab to shiat all over eachother in? Why do the tides go in and out?
So many questions, only one redesign.
 
2011-06-01 04:49:53 PM  

likefunbutnot: I'd like to use this thread to let all the liters know that Totalfark is a non-stop orgy of booze and tits. And also a great place to get a mind-bending yet tender introduction to pegging.

And it will be that way no matter what happens to the Showbiz tab.


So ... my bedroom is TotalFark? Cool. I'll be right back with my strap-on.
 
2011-06-01 04:49:55 PM  
a3.l3-images.myspacecdn.com
 
2011-06-01 04:49:56 PM  

Sentient: Changing the layout again? That's it, I'm leaving forever. Good luck carrying on without me.


www.evolutionfairytale.com
 
2011-06-01 04:50:02 PM  
FARK IS RUINED FOREVER AND I BLAME JEFF!


LOUD NOISES!
 
2011-06-01 04:50:05 PM  

cookiefleck: donka do balls.



Embiggened because it should be.
 
2011-06-01 04:50:09 PM  
I designed a custom webpage that queries fark.com for the headlines, articles, and comments, and then displays them in the current format. Sure it took 300 hours of programming, I lost my job, my girlfriend, and I now live in a cardboard box behind a starbucks that I steal wifi from, but I think it was worth it.
 
2011-06-01 04:50:10 PM  
F5...F5...F5...

/f5
 
2011-06-01 04:50:13 PM  
Has anyone seen my mind? I was told to look for it in here.
 
2011-06-01 04:50:13 PM  
Will it actually work? Is this some sort of sick threat? Go ahead, make my day! And, thanks for all the fish.
 
2011-06-01 04:50:23 PM  
I only ask because 5:00 EST is an hour and 10 minutes from now, whereas 5:00 EDT is in 10 minutes.
 
2011-06-01 04:50:25 PM  
Has anyone mentioned that the redesign sucks yet? Shame on you, Drew. I want my money back.
 
2011-06-01 04:50:25 PM  

farm1.static.flickr.com

 
2011-06-01 04:50:25 PM  
You guys, I am totally cool with this and not even scared.
 
2011-06-01 04:50:32 PM  
HAHAHAH.

Okay. The headline made me laugh.

Bring on the new OMGWTFBBQ!
 
2011-06-01 04:50:36 PM  
"...but some people aren't on Fark daily"

NO. You get a life!!!

;)
 
2011-06-01 04:50:40 PM  
T-minus :10 and counting. I just switched back to the old Fark so that I always remember where I was when this happened.
 
2011-06-01 04:50:55 PM  
eyehate

damn thats hot
 
2011-06-01 04:50:59 PM  
thirdcoastfly.com
 
2011-06-01 04:51:00 PM  
is there a drinking game? A badge? Boobies?
 
2011-06-01 04:51:18 PM  
Hey if you aren't constantly changing things then can't constantly fark things up.
 
2011-06-01 04:51:20 PM  
i512.photobucket.com
 
2011-06-01 04:51:23 PM  

basemetal: I am here to mock the outrage!


You're late!
 
2011-06-01 04:51:28 PM  
wow, thought I was Ok, but now I just want to be held.
 
2011-06-01 04:51:38 PM  

atlfarkette: There is no way modern day kids would fit under those desks.


I'm sure there's some kind of shoehorn-like device that can make it work.
 
2011-06-01 04:51:42 PM  

Timanous: let's not get frenchcheesemuseum in here with her slew of bifurcated penis pics.


My new thing is pumped up pussy hot cross buns.
 
2011-06-01 04:51:51 PM  
This is Obama's Katrina.
 
2011-06-01 04:51:58 PM  

Deamos: basemetal: I am here to mock the outrage!

What if I have no outrage? Will you still mock me?


Of course!
 
2011-06-01 04:51:59 PM  

meat0918: //alcohol will help.


damnit and I can't drive yet! GAH~!
 
2011-06-01 04:52:17 PM  
I like that they went with the Seattle area weather theme, all gray and depressing as fark. I think this is an attempt to make the politics tab more calm, but I think will result in more suicides.
 
2011-06-01 04:52:24 PM  
people don't read FARK every day?
oh how do they survive?
 
2011-06-01 04:52:25 PM  

cookiefleck: donka do balls.


EIP
 
2011-06-01 04:52:35 PM  
RIP Old Design

i258.photobucket.com
 
2011-06-01 04:52:43 PM  
Should we ceremoniously shave our scrotums?
 
2011-06-01 04:52:44 PM  
So does anyone at FARK know how to tell time?
 
2011-06-01 04:52:46 PM  
Can we just get on with it already.

/Moved over this morning. It's nice, I think I'll stay.
 
2011-06-01 04:52:47 PM  

honeygrl: basemetal: I am here to mock the outrage!

You're late!


I'm working.
 
2011-06-01 04:52:52 PM  
As honorary chairman of the welcoming committee, it's my privilege to present a laurel and hearty handshake to our new...
static2.dmcdn.net
 
2011-06-01 04:52:54 PM  
i166.photobucket.com
 
2011-06-01 04:53:09 PM  

basemetal: Deamos: basemetal: I am here to mock the outrage!

What if I have no outrage? Will you still mock me?

Of course!


All is right with the world again... for another 8 minutes anyway.
 
2011-06-01 04:53:19 PM  
Is there a way for us to spit on the grave of the music tab?
 
2011-06-01 04:53:20 PM  
What the hell!

I'm still getting used to the preview button working backwards.
 
2011-06-01 04:53:29 PM  
I was off testing a new line of taint fragrances.. What did I miss?
 
2011-06-01 04:53:37 PM  
As long as my ad block continues to work I am all good.
 
2011-06-01 04:53:38 PM  
I've been preparing for this moment for a week, so by now, I have gotten over it.
 
2011-06-01 04:54:01 PM  
The column for comments still too narrow with too big a font for my taste, but I'll deal.

/why does decreasing the font size with command-minus also decrease the column width? O.o
 
2011-06-01 04:54:04 PM  
New Fark made me burn when I peed, but I got over it.
 
2011-06-01 04:54:10 PM  

Cpl.D: This thread needs more Poptart Kitty on a Van in APB: Reloaded.


nyanyanyanyanyanyanyan (new window)
 
2011-06-01 04:54:14 PM  
foreveralone.jpg
 
2011-06-01 04:54:17 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com

GET ON WITH IT!
 
2011-06-01 04:54:22 PM  
For those of you keeping score using the home-game version of Fark, I am officially over it.
 
2011-06-01 04:54:43 PM  
Remember after the last redesign when Tatsuma said he was leaving Fark forever? Well, this is it for me too! Just like Tatsuma, you will have to go on without me.

I hope your heart will go on.

/slashie slash slash
 
2011-06-01 04:54:55 PM  
Sure.

SURE.

Just when I get two greenlit threads in a row, now this.

I SEE HOW IT IS
 
2011-06-01 04:55:18 PM  
i166.photobucket.com
 
2011-06-01 04:55:21 PM  
Damn you, Jeff. Damn you. Why do you make our lives so miserable time and time again?

Not really. I've been on the new design for a week now. It's fine. But I wish they would get rid of the "Geek" tab and call it something else.
 
2011-06-01 04:55:41 PM  
I plan on being the Weeners under the new design and win the one million dollar prize.
 
2011-06-01 04:55:42 PM  

artofpeace: You guys, I am totally cool with this and not even scared.


Ditto this.
 
2011-06-01 04:55:44 PM  
So....you are quitting the old design eh.

Palin.
 
2011-06-01 04:55:45 PM  

I am Ahab: Is there a way for us to spit on the grave of the music tab?


I think the RS clusterphark has taken care of that for us.
 
2011-06-01 04:55:46 PM  
www.farmvillefreak.com
 
2011-06-01 04:55:52 PM  
hey guys i hate to tell you this
but
i accidentally the whole redesign.
 
2011-06-01 04:56:04 PM  
I think it's about time that Drew got a redesign.
 
2011-06-01 04:56:05 PM  
Fine, I'll just go to the fallout shelter and be the only person on Fark that matters.
 
2011-06-01 04:56:05 PM  
Local TV is starting their first HD newscast at the exact same time, which one will go down in flames first?
 
2011-06-01 04:56:09 PM  
WHER NEW FARK

WHE
 
2011-06-01 04:56:16 PM  
I came.
 
2011-06-01 04:56:21 PM  
i.imgur.com

For old times' sake
 
2011-06-01 04:56:32 PM  

make me some tea: Dear Fark:

Can you guys make the built-in green arrow not suck so much? Then I'll get over it.

Thanks,

MMST


There's a built in green arrow?
 
2011-06-01 04:56:33 PM  
T-4 minutes (new window)
 
2011-06-01 04:56:35 PM  
Oh! 5 more minutes? Everybody panic! hahar :)
 
2011-06-01 04:56:44 PM  
Got mah helmet on. T minus three minutes and counting.
 
2011-06-01 04:56:48 PM  
img508.imageshack.us

THE THREAD'S COLLAPSING!!!


INCEPTION

 
2011-06-01 04:56:51 PM  

4 minutes till the Fark Rapture!!!

 
2011-06-01 04:56:58 PM  

spottymax: Local TV is starting their first HD newscast at the exact same time, which one will go down in flames first?


you in knoxville?
 
2011-06-01 04:57:17 PM  

basemetal: honeygrl: basemetal: I am here to mock the outrage!

You're late!

I'm working.


This is more important than work. What's wrong with you? geez
 
2011-06-01 04:57:17 PM  

i369.photobucket.com

I see some big potatoes in this thread's future.

 
2011-06-01 04:57:18 PM  
OK this is dumb. I'm going back to TFD.
 
2011-06-01 04:57:23 PM  
i am going to go take a piss now so I don't wet myself when this happens
 
2011-06-01 04:57:24 PM  
Is there any way we can get some pop up flash adds integrated? I have trouble seeing them in the side bar.
 
2011-06-01 04:57:25 PM  
I submitted this with a better headline.
 
2011-06-01 04:57:26 PM  
You know who else had a redesign?
 
2011-06-01 04:57:27 PM  
The new design features nothing but Florida tags?
 
2011-06-01 04:57:46 PM  
I can't believe I'm about to spend an hour writing this. I've been here at Fark for five years...please just take five minutes to read it.

I'd like to start off by saying that I support Drew and his ability to make money from his brainchild. This is his baby, and ultimately this is his sandbox we've all been playing in. If he wants to get some ads on the front page so he can, I don't know, start actually paying his legion of volunteer workers, I'm for it. I've paid a couple hundred bucks over the last few years, and was willing to continue to support Fark and bring more people into the Totalfark fold.

I really don't care all that much about the technical upgrades/changes/downgrades made to Totalfark. I have 100% confidence that the mods and admins will take specific criticism about specific issues and bugs and fix them one-by-one. (Hell, that damn headline hover-highlight crap is already gone for me. Nice!) I'm guessing that in two weeks' time, the place will be running pretty smoothly. And hell, the Farky/Farkit peoples are working hard at making patches to get FarkClassic back.


I'm ticked off about the way this was all done, with little or no input from the site's most frequent users. I'm embarassed to type this, but Slashdot did this far better than Fark did. They gave warning, asked for input, and made their long-time members feel like they were part of the new future of Slashdot.

Fark could've done this. Fark should have done this. shiat, this is one of most tight-knit communities on the web. It could've been one of the coolest things in the site's history. The kind of thing that makes Farkers want to tell their friends about Fark and Totalfark. I've introduced or sponsored at least twenty people to Fark/Totalfark over the last five years, and it's not because of all the great news links--it's because of the community. Most of us TotalFarkers spend at least half-an-hour per workday here; some of the heavier users (not a fatty joke) spend a couple hours or more. Take that over a few years and there's a lot of time invested in this place for a lot of Farkers. I completely understand the passionate responses that we've seen over the last 24 hours.

So when we hit F5 at 5pm on a random Wednesday and see a new, sorta-hard-on-the-eyes, slow-running site, we all yell "WTF" at the top of our internet lungs. Not necessarily about the technical aspects, but that something this massive could happen without most of us knowing anything about its arrival.

And then came the four words from Jeff that shocked the hell out of a lot of us old-timers.

Really? That's the attitude? I don't blame the people who cancelled their accounts in disgust. Think about how we found out about all of this:

1st: hitting refresh, saying "wha?"

2nd: a barebones post saying "send this stuff to Mike, this stuff to Jeff, this to Drew. Bye, we're drinking."

3rd: "You'll get over it."

4th: "You all whined the last three times we did this."

5th: "We're suspending Jeff's April pay. Oh yeah, he doesn't get paid. Snark snark snark."

No warning. No explanation. No heads-up. Just a "this is how it's gonna be, and you're gonna like it."

I can't believe that this would be the attitude taken by the Fark powers-that-be, especially considering that there are many other options and Fark-like sites around nowadays. If this redesign was indeed done to ultimately make more money, then Fark showed horrible business savvy in their decision process. I've read the first chapter of Drew's book, and I was planning on buying it. I can't believe he could be so intelligent in his media criticism yet himself do something so short-sighted. (And I even like Fark TV, so I'm not just Drew-bashing.)

I'd have to say the worst thing I've seen from all this is the specific people that I've seen posting negative comments about the redesign and the modmin (well, mostly Jeff) attitude. Go through some of those initial firestorm threads and check the account numbers of the negative commenters. The people who have been here for years are mostly irked about this. Four- and five-digit accounts are against this by a landslide. (And since this is Fark, the instant counter-action to that is a rash of 250,000-and-up accounts typing "Good. We don't need you anymore. Get out.")

Well, it should matter to the newer Farkers that a bunch of long-time Farkers just cancelled their TF accounts. It should matter to you that a lot of people who have been here since before Totalfark existed are ticked off. These are the people who have supported Fark and Totalfark through a lot of shiat. If this happened in any other business or community, you'd have to think something was screwy.

If you don't get the same community feel from TF as we do, then maybe you'll never understand. I was like that for my couple of months here, too.

But then I got to know a lot of people who shared the same sense of humor as me. I got exposed to people who I'd never meet in my day-to-day life, exchanging ideas and advice--intelligently or not--in ways I'd never been a part of before. I was here for the 9/11 anniversary thread. I was here for "I saw a turtle". I was here for the Columbia disaster. I was here when the Iraq war started. I was here when the Paris Hilton sex tape leaked. I was here for the 2004 presidential election. I was here when the "24" threads started. I was here when my ex dumped me and I wanted to kill myself. And I found people who made me laugh, made me think, made me pissed-off and made me feel good.

And part of the entire draw of Fark, part of the reason why we came here instead of SomethingAwful or Digg or anywhere else, was that we thought the guys in charge were "just like us". shiat, do you remember all of the Dr. Pepper stuff? Drew didn't have to ask for our blessing. He did because he friggin' cared. And that felt awesome. That made me want to tell other people about Fark. That made me want to spend 50 bucks a year on TF. That made me feel good about sponsoring a whole bunch of liters to TF.

All of this happening, and the way that it has happened, even how Fark/Totalfark looks so much like sooo many other webtwodotzero sites...it really has lessened that feeling of community. Not necessarily with my fellow Farkers (especially Chicago. Woo.), but more with the people at the top.

Again, I think the technical aspects of the redesign will work out just fine. I just want to know if we still matter to the people at the top here, even just a little bit. I want to know why this was done, because Drew's silence is deafening on all of this. I still want to love this place. My recurring ends in June 2011, so I'll be here for a while. Please, guys and girls in charge, do something to make this right. Make us feel like we're part of the future of Fark, not like we're random IP addresses generating page views and click-throughs for Drew, Inc.
 
2011-06-01 04:57:49 PM  
I am getting all tingly with anticipation.
 
2011-06-01 04:57:51 PM  
I'm pretty sure... wait... yep... I did.. I just pooped.
 
2011-06-01 04:57:58 PM  
Last Old Fark Post.
 
2011-06-01 04:57:59 PM  
i166.photobucket.com
 
2011-06-01 04:58:06 PM  
Is there any added functionality as a result of the new fark ?
 
2011-06-01 04:58:07 PM  

WTF Indeed: 4 minutes till the Fark Rapture!!!


3
 
2011-06-01 04:58:10 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: THE THREAD'S COLLAPSING!!!




This is no cave? (don't have a handy pic to post in response)
 
2011-06-01 04:58:11 PM  
Thank you for moving the geek tab over whenever that happened. I pretty much only go to main, geek, showbiz and TFD, and geek and showbiz were right next to each other, but since the redesign, i kept opening the business tab.

FOOD TAB.
 
2011-06-01 04:58:14 PM  
Larry King's going to be pissed you stole his background.
 
2011-06-01 04:58:14 PM  
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Brb getting drunk.
 
2011-06-01 04:58:21 PM  
Can I get get TF for 2 minutes please?
 
2011-06-01 04:58:42 PM  

atlfarkette: i166.photobucket.com


I'm teal??
 
2011-06-01 04:58:52 PM  

tuffsnake: I can't believe I'm about to spend an hour writing this. I've been here at Fark for five years...please just take five minutes to read it.

I'd like to start off by saying that I support Drew and his ability to make money from his brainchild. This is his baby, and ultimately this is his sandbox we've all been playing in. If he wants to get some ads on the front page so he can, I don't know, start actually paying his legion of volunteer workers, I'm for it. I've paid a couple hundred bucks over the last few years, and was willing to continue to support Fark and bring more people into the Totalfark fold.

I really don't care all that much about the technical upgrades/changes/downgrades made to Totalfark. I have 100% confidence that the mods and admins will take specific criticism about specific issues and bugs and fix them one-by-one. (Hell, that damn headline hover-highlight crap is already gone for me. Nice!) I'm guessing that in two weeks' time, the place will be running pretty smoothly. And hell, the Farky/Farkit peoples are working hard at making patches to get FarkClassic back.


I'm ticked off about the way this was all done, with little or no input from the site's most frequent users. I'm embarassed to type this, but Slashdot did this far better than Fark did. They gave warning, asked for input, and made their long-time members feel like they were part of the new future of Slashdot.

Fark could've done this. Fark should have done this. shiat, this is one of most tight-knit communities on the web. It could've been one of the coolest things in the site's history. The kind of thing that makes Farkers want to tell their friends about Fark and Totalfark. I've introduced or sponsored at least twenty people to Fark/Totalfark over the last five years, and it's not because of all the great news links--it's because of the community. Most of us TotalFarkers spend at least half-an-hour per workday here; some of the heavier users (not a fatty joke) spend a couple hours or more. Take that over a few years and there's a lot of time invested in this place for a lot of Farkers. I completely understand the passionate responses that we've seen over the last 24 hours.

So when we hit F5 at 5pm on a random Wednesday and see a new, sorta-hard-on-the-eyes, slow-running site, we all yell "WTF" at the top of our internet lungs. Not necessarily about the technical aspects, but that something this massive could happen without most of us knowing anything about its arrival.

And then came the four words from Jeff that shocked the hell out of a lot of us old-timers.

Really? That's the attitude? I don't blame the people who cancelled their accounts in disgust. Think about how we found out about all of this:

1st: hitting refresh, saying "wha?"

2nd: a barebones post saying "send this stuff to Mike, this stuff to Jeff, this to Drew. Bye, we're drinking."

3rd: "You'll get over it."

4th: "You all whined the last three times we did this."

5th: "We're suspending Jeff's April pay. Oh yeah, he doesn't get paid. Snark snark snark."

No warning. No explanation. No heads-up. Just a "this is how it's gonna be, and you're gonna like it."

I can't believe that this would be the attitude taken by the Fark powers-that-be, especially considering that there are many other options and Fark-like sites around nowadays. If this redesign was indeed done to ultimately make more money, then Fark showed horrible business savvy in their decision process. I've read the first chapter of Drew's book, and I was planning on buying it. I can't believe he could be so intelligent in his media criticism yet himself do something so short-sighted. (And I even like Fark TV, so I'm not just Drew-bashing.)

I'd have to say the worst thing I've seen from all this is the specific people that I've seen posting negative comments about the redesign and the modmin (well, mostly Jeff) attitude. Go through some of those initial firestorm threads and check the account numbers of the negative commenters. The people who have been here for years are mostly irked about this. Four- and five-dig ...


REPORTED
 
2011-06-01 04:58:56 PM  
I can't believe this is the first we're hearing about this. It's an outrage
 
2011-06-01 04:58:57 PM  
i166.photobucket.com
 
2011-06-01 04:58:57 PM  
oshtkay, i sixted a poundpack .... brang it, Unfreak

i159.photobucket.com
 
2011-06-01 04:59:00 PM  
Oh man...I haven't been Farking as regularly as I had previously. I showed up just in time for the redesign?! Holy crap...I'm not sure I can handle it. I'll probably get over it eventually though. Ok...here we go.

Goodbye old Fark.
 
2011-06-01 04:59:04 PM  
10...
9...
8...
7...
6...
5...
4...
3...
2...
1...



Heeeeere comes the sh*tstorm!
 
2011-06-01 04:59:06 PM  
1 min!
 
2011-06-01 04:59:11 PM  
Here we go!!
 
2011-06-01 04:59:12 PM  
Sure are a lot of lurkers in here
 
2011-06-01 04:59:17 PM  
t2.gstatic.com
JUST A LITTLE MORE TIME!
 
2011-06-01 04:59:22 PM  

Bob16: Is there any added functionality as a result of the new fark ?


You're new here, aren't you?
 
2011-06-01 04:59:30 PM  
Say goodbye to your green arrows, biatches!
 
2011-06-01 04:59:34 PM  
img193.imageshack.us
 
2011-06-01 04:59:40 PM  
www.dailyhaggis.com
 
2011-06-01 04:59:41 PM  
Noooooooooooooooooooo
 
2011-06-01 04:59:43 PM  
Deamos: don't have a handy pic

Thing will handle this!

img199.imageshack.us
 
2011-06-01 04:59:47 PM  
I've always loved you....
 
2011-06-01 04:59:47 PM  
tuffsnake

tl;dr

/obvs
 
2011-06-01 04:59:50 PM  
Smokem' you gotem'
 
2011-06-01 04:59:50 PM  
Welcome to the new Fark! Enjoy your stay!
 
2011-06-01 04:59:51 PM  
goodbye farktards!!
 
2011-06-01 04:59:53 PM  
Hold me...I feel threatened by cha
 
2011-06-01 04:59:54 PM  
Boobies
 
2011-06-01 04:59:56 PM  
My last old FARK comment. Goodbye cruel world.
 
2011-06-01 05:00:02 PM  
I wonder if I get the honor of last old fark post?
 
2011-06-01 05:00:04 PM  

atlfarkette: i166.photobucket.com


Good Lord, we're a violent bunch!
 
2011-06-01 05:00:11 PM  
O.K., it's 3:59 cdt

*taps foot*
 
2011-06-01 05:00:16 PM  
SHOWTIME!
 
2011-06-01 05:00:16 PM  
Aaaand boom goes the dynamite.
 
2011-06-01 05:00:18 PM  
*gets ready for a dramatic dive behind the couch*
 
2011-06-01 05:00:27 PM  
what happened?
 
2011-06-01 05:00:28 PM  

NoseBrain: atlfarkette: i166.photobucket.com

I'm teal??


I call it neon blue. I read all of your posts. ALL OF THEM
 
2011-06-01 05:00:32 PM  
What happened?
 
2011-06-01 05:00:39 PM  
MY EYES!
 
2011-06-01 05:00:44 PM  
No one called to check with me first.
 
2011-06-01 05:00:45 PM  
It's 5 o'clock. WHAT GIVES, YOURE TEASING ME WORSE THAN HAROLD CAMPING. GOD DAMMIT DREW
 
2011-06-01 05:00:45 PM  
damn!
 
2011-06-01 05:00:46 PM  
I'm waiting....
 
2011-06-01 05:00:47 PM  
Shiat. I'm still on the old design, and I was raptured instead.
 
2011-06-01 05:00:48 PM  
PSYCHE!
 
2011-06-01 05:00:49 PM  

WINNING!

 
2011-06-01 05:00:51 PM  
Tuffsnake, do you get paid by the word?
 
2011-06-01 05:01:02 PM  

basemetal: Say goodbye to your green arrows, biatches!


Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
 
2011-06-01 05:01:09 PM  
i526.photobucket.com
 
2011-06-01 05:01:14 PM  
www.zap2it.com
 
2011-06-01 05:01:14 PM  
Well that was anticlimactic.
 
2011-06-01 05:01:15 PM  
I'm over it?

\off to see a client
\\thread should be epic
 
2011-06-01 05:01:17 PM  
I just want to tell you both, good luck. We're all counting on you.
 
2011-06-01 05:01:18 PM  

sinistermonk: This thread is inconceivably gay


i301.photobucket.com


Sounds like a party. I'll man the grill.
 
2011-06-01 05:01:20 PM  
This won't limit my ability to be a snarky bastard, will it? Because if it does, I'm leaving.

No really. You can't make me stay.

Honest. I'm heading right out that door. Don't try to stop me!

I mean it!

Not kidding this time!

/ I'll pull this Fark over!
 
2011-06-01 05:01:22 PM  
*takes a shiat on the old Fark*

It was swell knowin ya babe. Now clean yourself up and get the hell out o fhere.
 
2011-06-01 05:01:22 PM  
f5..f5...f5
 
2011-06-01 05:01:27 PM  
I'm waiting.
 
2011-06-01 05:01:28 PM  
Well? Where is it?
 
2011-06-01 05:01:32 PM  
My clock reads 5:03. Maybe my clock sucks.
 
2011-06-01 05:01:38 PM  
Welp, that was anticlimactic.
 
2011-06-01 05:01:45 PM  
Am I gonna die?
 
2011-06-01 05:01:46 PM  
shut up, no one gives a f*ck.
 
2011-06-01 05:01:51 PM  
where am i?
 
2011-06-01 05:01:57 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-06-01 05:02:01 PM  

make me some tea: My clock reads 5:03. Maybe my clock sucks.


www.time.gov
 
2011-06-01 05:02:02 PM  
theres a kitty on my arm so i cannot type to comment
:(
 
2011-06-01 05:02:03 PM  
Yay, I'm still in old Fark land! The land that time forgot!
 
2011-06-01 05:02:07 PM  
5:00 eh? As accurate as the rapture
 
2011-06-01 05:02:12 PM  
Bfolluockscfutn
 
2011-06-01 05:02:13 PM  
We're LIVE!!!!
www.majhost.com
 
2011-06-01 05:02:14 PM  
It's 5:01

Man that text is ugly.

/ amidoinitrite?
 
2011-06-01 05:02:15 PM  
My eyes My eyes
 
2011-06-01 05:02:15 PM  
i can't get over it if it doesn't change!!
 
2011-06-01 05:02:18 PM  
Oh, you joke, but while the changes aren't that big, they didn't do anything but introduce an extra dose of dreary into a farker's day.
 
2011-06-01 05:02:19 PM  

Unfreakable: some people aren't on Fark daily


Who are these strange beings?
 
2011-06-01 05:02:21 PM  

tuffsnake: I can't believe I'm about to spend an hour writing this. I've been here at Fark for five years...please just take five minutes to read it.


No.
 
2011-06-01 05:02:24 PM  
I like it. Major improvement over the old look.
 
2011-06-01 05:02:27 PM  
WHERE'S YOUR POPE AND CHANGE NOW?!!?1?!
 
2011-06-01 05:02:27 PM  

Cpl.D: Sounds like a party. I'll man the grill.


I've just lost my mind
 
2011-06-01 05:02:29 PM  
HA! Five o'clock, and still nothing. That's what happens when you hire that Camping idiot as an admin after his rapture gig falls through.
 
2011-06-01 05:02:30 PM  
And it's changed. I wasn't around for the first change, so I can't really complain about how the previous version was better...
 
2011-06-01 05:02:31 PM  
WOW! It's like glittery things with unicorns and rainbows...
 
2011-06-01 05:02:34 PM  
images3.wikia.nocookie.net

Mod's face
 
2011-06-01 05:02:34 PM  
5:02, world is still here.
 
2011-06-01 05:02:34 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2011-06-01 05:02:37 PM  
well it's live and holy crap is the spacing horrendous. Talk about some of the worst web designing in a long time.
 
2011-06-01 05:02:41 PM  
That was rather anticlimactic. I feel like someone owes me a climax.
 
2011-06-01 05:02:42 PM  

make me some tea: My clock reads 5:03. Maybe my clock sucks.


That's way to close to something about sucking cock for my liking.
 
2011-06-01 05:02:42 PM  
what's that smell?
 
2011-06-01 05:02:43 PM  
Wait... 5pm EST would actually be 6pm, because we're on Daylight Saving Time. So... 5pm EST / 6pm EDT.
 
2011-06-01 05:02:49 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: atlfarkette: i166.photobucket.com

Good Lord, we're a violent bunch!


The best part is that those comments came from the first 10 posts of the same thread. Submitter did a bad, bad thing.
 
2011-06-01 05:02:52 PM  
www.jonco48.com
 
2011-06-01 05:02:53 PM  
air_wx: Well that was anticlimactic.

Needs more DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!
 
2011-06-01 05:02:53 PM  
Blah blah blah....
 
2011-06-01 05:03:08 PM  
it's time to talk about sex with animals.
 
2011-06-01 05:03:20 PM  
This is not a bookmark
 
2011-06-01 05:03:32 PM  
It's 5pm. Where is it. Come on now.
 
2011-06-01 05:03:42 PM  
mine didn't change
 
2011-06-01 05:03:44 PM  
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!! 2011-06-01 05:02:53 PM

X1's Here: Blah blah blah.... 2011-06-01 05:02:53 PM

Hey, po-tay-to, po-tah-to.
 
2011-06-01 05:03:47 PM  
My clock says 2:03 PST, which is 5:03 EST. Is this like the rolling apocalypse that was supposed to happen last weekend? Will I have to wait three more hours?
 
2011-06-01 05:03:53 PM  

McFifenstein: it's time to talk about sex with animals.


You son of a biatch.
 
2011-06-01 05:03:55 PM  
timing issue??? :P
 
2011-06-01 05:04:05 PM  
I don't pay for this noise, who am I to complain? Drew could model this off of zombo.com and my life will change zero. Nada. Bupkis.
 
2011-06-01 05:04:06 PM  
i132.photobucket.com
 
2011-06-01 05:04:08 PM  
What time does that translate to in flyover country?

No, not the one with corn, the other side of flyover country
 
2011-06-01 05:04:09 PM  
This thread needs boobs.
 
2011-06-01 05:04:17 PM  

McFifenstein: it's time to talk about sex with animals.


Pshh. Animals can't talk about sex, or anything else. n00b.
 
2011-06-01 05:04:20 PM  
fsb.zedge.net
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
 
2011-06-01 05:04:29 PM  

BKITU: Wait... 5pm EST would actually be 6pm, because we're on Daylight Saving Time. So... 5pm EST / 6pm EDT.


SSSSH !
 
2011-06-01 05:04:30 PM  
West Coast Farker Here.... still living in the land of old fark.

/Prays for his miraculous delivery
// Was JUST getting over the old fark change
 
2011-06-01 05:04:37 PM  

jessie: make me some tea: My clock reads 5:03. Maybe my clock sucks.

That's way to close to something about sucking cock for my liking.


Between my post about wearing dresses and this, I think I'd better man myself back up now.
 
2011-06-01 05:04:37 PM  

Cpl.D: Sounds like a party. I'll man the grill.


I'll pass on the mustard, thanks.
 
2011-06-01 05:04:38 PM  
a2.l3-images.myspacecdn.com
 
2011-06-01 05:04:42 PM  
Drew's just been screwing with us. You didn't really think he'd change Fark like that, did you?
 
2011-06-01 05:04:44 PM  
THE NEW DESIGN IS EXACTLY LIKE THIS:

media1.break.com
 
2011-06-01 05:04:46 PM  
The new designs sucks! Why wasn't I warned?!?!?

/I don't even know. I'm on my phone.
 
2011-06-01 05:04:47 PM  
And we're off!!!!
 
2011-06-01 05:05:10 PM  
It's 5:05 PM here in Georgia. Where's the change?
 
2011-06-01 05:05:10 PM  
My clenis is puffy with excitement!
 
2011-06-01 05:05:13 PM  
last week I f*cked a pig and ate it for breakfast.
saves time asking some b*tch to make you breakfast.
 
2011-06-01 05:05:13 PM  
Looks great, Drew, but I could do without the child porn.
 
2011-06-01 05:05:15 PM  
Well, I've lost vision in one eye and it burns when I pee. Was that what was supposed to happen?

/I assume so...
 
2011-06-01 05:05:21 PM  
Did I miss it?
 
2011-06-01 05:05:22 PM  
I demand change. CHANGE NOW DAMNIT.


/am I missing something?
 
2011-06-01 05:05:29 PM  
Hello?

Is there anybody in there?

Just nod if you can hear me...
 
2011-06-01 05:05:30 PM  

buckler: McFifenstein: it's time to talk about sex with animals.

Pshh. Animals can't talk about sex, or anything else. n00b.


I've got a parrot whom I adopted from a brothel that could tell you a thing or two...
 
2011-06-01 05:05:43 PM  
How's that Farky-Changy thing workin' out for ya?
 
2011-06-01 05:06:08 PM  
Whoa......
Wha happen?
 
2011-06-01 05:06:09 PM  
EYEHATE

What the hell is wrong with her legs?!?!?!?
 
2011-06-01 05:06:10 PM  
Redesign
 
2011-06-01 05:06:12 PM  
Goodbye music tab. It was fun.
 
2011-06-01 05:06:16 PM  
This is change you can't believe in.
 
2011-06-01 05:06:22 PM  
media.giantbomb.com
 
2011-06-01 05:06:28 PM  
Wharr is change? Wharr?
 
2011-06-01 05:06:28 PM  
Oh well, I've got to split. Have fun guys. Catch ya on the flip side.
 
2011-06-01 05:06:34 PM  
Huh, no change. Guess it's good that I didn't actually storm out in disgust as I'd planned, slamming the browser shut behind me.
 
2011-06-01 05:06:41 PM  
what was that?
 
2011-06-01 05:06:49 PM  
Does it roll by timezone like the rapture or what?
 
2011-06-01 05:06:49 PM  
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
 
2011-06-01 05:06:50 PM  

texdent: This thread needs boobs.


i51.tinypic.com
 
2011-06-01 05:06:51 PM  

rebelyell2006: It's 5:05 PM here in Georgia. Where's the change?


www.anti-christ.com
 
2011-06-01 05:06:53 PM  
Is it in yet?
 
2011-06-01 05:07:02 PM  

texdent: Tuffsnake, do you get paid by the word?


Nah, I get paid per response so.. thanks!
 
2011-06-01 05:07:04 PM  
AAAAAAGH! MY EYES!
 
2011-06-01 05:07:09 PM  
There we go....
 
2011-06-01 05:07:19 PM  
knowyourmeme.com
 
2011-06-01 05:07:24 PM  
OK this shiat is poppin off and I'm angry as hell

FIX FONT

NO NEW
 
2011-06-01 05:07:29 PM  
This is weird!
 
2011-06-01 05:07:31 PM  
Why does a lot of arcing and sparking come to mind just now? You know, like on the old Star Trek when Scotty was trying to bypass the main Heisenburg Compensators.
 
2011-06-01 05:07:35 PM  
It's.... marginally better. The ugliest part (post headings, IMHO) goes unchanged.

Also on the "Previewing comment.." page, margins on the sides of the bold blue text are non-existent and this looks awful.
 
2011-06-01 05:07:36 PM  
Oh my god... I'm sorry... but this is hideous.
 
2011-06-01 05:07:37 PM  
It just flipped as i clicked this link,
Funkin Wagnals!


I hate it. It is ugly.

Cheers.
 
2011-06-01 05:07:44 PM  
new design looks SNORE-O-RIFIC
 
2011-06-01 05:07:46 PM  
There it is.
 
2011-06-01 05:07:51 PM  
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
 
2011-06-01 05:07:56 PM  
Okay, maybe you can believe in it.
 
2011-06-01 05:07:58 PM  
look at all this change no one gives a sh*t about.

welp, time to gang rape mike.
 
2011-06-01 05:08:00 PM  
Whoa! There it is! All differenty and stuff!

Yay.
 
2011-06-01 05:08:00 PM  

texdent: This thread needs boobs.


the tfers are here.
 
2011-06-01 05:08:01 PM  
ew.

well it's not horrible. weirdo.
 
2011-06-01 05:08:07 PM  
I bet someone just ran the .css files through a random number generator.
 
2011-06-01 05:08:07 PM  
AND...

...I'm over it.
 
2011-06-01 05:08:08 PM  

ultraholland: OK this shiat is poppin off and I'm angry as hell

FIX FONT

NO NEW


WHAR MUSIC TAB
WHERE DREW
WHE
 
2011-06-01 05:08:11 PM  
I clicked the "see what the new design looks like" link, not realizing it was 5 pm EST. Now I don't know if the redesign kicked in or if I just have cookies that are making me only able to see the new design.


MADNESS!!!
 
2011-06-01 05:08:12 PM  
I'm still not over the last redesign!
 
2011-06-01 05:08:16 PM  
ocvarsity.freedomblogging.com
 
2011-06-01 05:08:17 PM  
TF dun blow'd up
 
2011-06-01 05:08:17 PM  
THUNDERBIRDS ARE *GO!*
 
2011-06-01 05:08:17 PM  
Has anyone posted the fix to make this not look a retarded 12yos blog?

/it was out within minutes last time
 
2011-06-01 05:08:20 PM  
Meh. The TotalFarkers got used to it in the preview stage. Now it is the liters' time to whine.
 
2011-06-01 05:08:24 PM  
GASP!
 
2011-06-01 05:08:24 PM  
I need a thicker helmet.
 
2011-06-01 05:08:28 PM  
I SURE COULD USE SOME JOSE CUERVO WHILE READING MY USA TODAY RIGHT NOW.
 
2011-06-01 05:08:29 PM  
it's cool, I tried to change once, takes time bro!
 
2011-06-01 05:08:32 PM  

jessle: There's a built in green arrow?


There is indeed! Don't you see it?
 
2011-06-01 05:08:37 PM  

BKITU: Wait... 5pm EST would actually be 6pm, because we're on Daylight Saving Time. So... 5pm EST / 6pm EDT.


I already asked somebody about that and was promptly ignored.

Oh well. FARK.COM and ORACLE both can't tell time.
 
2011-06-01 05:08:43 PM  
Fuh-fuh-fuh-fuh-FUGGGGLY
/sorry...it really is~
 
2011-06-01 05:08:46 PM  
I like it.
 
2011-06-01 05:08:47 PM  
I just redesigned my life...so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.
 
2011-06-01 05:08:49 PM  
That was quick.
 
2011-06-01 05:08:53 PM  
Could it be any more bland...
 
2011-06-01 05:08:57 PM  
i301.photobucket.com

Balloon boy thread? Oh, no. This is the new fark design a-

OH MY GOD MY EYES

Urge to kill... rising... rising...
 
2011-06-01 05:08:58 PM  
Thank you, guys, for doing the redesign this way with advanced warning and suggestions. Last redesign was very unexpected, and took everyone off guard, thatr is why, IMO, people biatched out.

I think its perfect. I like the redesign.

/already gotten over it
 
2011-06-01 05:09:01 PM  
No Comic Sans MS? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 
2011-06-01 05:09:05 PM  
Well...it's...meh. Certainly not anything to make me angry and never come back. However, I will miss the Music tab.
 
2011-06-01 05:09:08 PM  
I'm seven vodkas in so it's obviously impossible for me to stop whatever is happening.

Ho-ly-shiat. While posting this I've seen what has happened
 
2011-06-01 05:09:10 PM  
Nnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
 
2011-06-01 05:09:14 PM  
I think I'd rather have a period.
 
2011-06-01 05:09:18 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: *hides under a desk with a saucepan on his head*


Hold me?
 
2011-06-01 05:09:38 PM  
We don't make news. We mock it.

Cut out the lame sayings. Buffalo. For Real.
 
2011-06-01 05:09:41 PM  
The second tower was just hit by a new fark design!
 
2011-06-01 05:09:44 PM  
I sure am glad that sounds from ads are playing automatically now.
 
2011-06-01 05:09:47 PM  
YoungSwedishBlonde: No Comic Sans MS? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I wouldn't say *that,* exactly...
 
2011-06-01 05:10:04 PM  
did we crash?
 
2011-06-01 05:10:04 PM  
maybe I need to take this foil hat off
 
2011-06-01 05:10:08 PM  
My God. It's full of gray.
 
2011-06-01 05:10:21 PM  
It's Chopper Dave!

thumbnails.truveo.com

HAYOOOOOOOOOOO!
 
2011-06-01 05:10:36 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I wouldn't say *that,* exactly...


You evil, evil bastard.
 
2011-06-01 05:10:38 PM  

gunsmack: Has anyone posted the fix to make this not look a retarded 12yos blog?

/it was out within minutes last time


I'm definitely looking forward to it. Having a sidebar on the right sucks, it squishes the page too much.
 
2011-06-01 05:10:46 PM  
There it is...my god...it's full of stars! However, it WAS 9 minutes late. WTF guys?
 
2011-06-01 05:10:48 PM  

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