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(The Sun)   Itch me baby one more time: Britney scratches her arse, The Sun is there with a camera   ( divider line
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53738 clicks; posted to Main » on 21 Aug 2003 at 11:34 AM (13 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-08-21 07:51:12 AM  
WTF what's with this getting even mentioned?I just scratched my ass and my wife hit me!
2003-08-21 08:19:00 AM  
What a coincidence! I just saw the picture of Britney and thought, "I'd hit it."

2003-08-21 08:23:37 AM  

I like the last comment on the page about Demi...

"But I wonder if Ashton has a spare bed for when Demis ex-husband BRUCE WILLIS comes to see his kids?"

naw... he just scoots over...

2003-08-21 08:58:12 AM  
I'd scratch her buns.

nudge, nudge... wink, wink... knowhatimean?
2003-08-21 09:01:55 AM  
If I'm at the supermarket and I scratch my butt, will someone take a picture of it?
2003-08-21 09:23:07 AM  
Falls into the "Who gives a shait" category
2003-08-21 09:27:55 AM  
Poor Brit obviously needs a fresh coat of wax for her buns. I'll lend a hand.
2003-08-21 09:28:08 AM  
Is it just me or does it look like she is wearing a diaper in that first shot?
2003-08-21 09:30:09 AM  
I can't wait till the Sun is there when she has her period. Maybe they can take a picture of the tampon.

/rolls eyes
2003-08-21 09:36:30 AM  
Jesus, I thought people stopped caring about her like 3 years ago. Oh well. The story at the bottom was better. Ashton let Demi move in with him? HAHAHAHA. What a farking idiot.
2003-08-21 11:23:40 AM  

I'm sure they'll wait outside the bathroom and dig through the trash can to get the tampon after she leaves.

Sadly, it wouldn't surprise me if that happened.
2003-08-21 11:27:57 AM  
I hope we have one more Britney story to complete the trifecta... only then will I be able to sleep tonite.
2003-08-21 11:37:49 AM  
Haha I love that they show a picture of an entire apartment complex, 500+ units, with the tagline "Britney's Apartment."
2003-08-21 11:38:05 AM  
Thank god it wasn't written by that other guy.
2003-08-21 11:38:15 AM  
Call me when they get a picture of her digging out her camel toe.
2003-08-21 11:38:35 AM  
"Click Picture to Enlarge" joke in 3...2...1...
2003-08-21 11:38:36 AM  
Can you say...humina humina?
2003-08-21 11:39:01 AM  
It DOES look like she's wearing a diaper. A full one.
2003-08-21 11:39:30 AM  
LOL! According to the Sun...

"She recently purchased a new apartment after selling the nearby Hollywood Hills mansion that she shared with her ex, JUSTIN TROUSERSNAKE" <---------- they really did spell his name like that!
2003-08-21 11:39:33 AM  
it prolly itches from all that Ass sex Fred Durst gave her.

2003-08-21 11:40:19 AM  
The singer seems to be spending more time splashing her cash than working on her new album.

She makes albums?
2003-08-21 11:40:21 AM  
I want 30 seconds of my life back.

I'll keep the pictures.
2003-08-21 11:40:59 AM  
stupid.. so what? next time we're going to see her pick her nose? who cares if she scratches her ass, let me know when she's at the local nudie bar.
2003-08-21 11:41:21 AM  
** NEWSFLASH ** I heard that Britney just blinked her left eye AND her right one!

Anyone know how I go about submitting this scoop to The Sun?
2003-08-21 11:42:16 AM  
Geez, talk about desperate for news. Call me when she takes a shiat ok?
2003-08-21 11:43:25 AM  
She recently purchased a new apartment after selling the nearby Hollywood Hills mansion that she shared with her ex, JUSTIN TROUSERSNAKE.

Sounds like they're shooting for another pulitzer...
2003-08-21 11:43:36 AM  
this is the same reporter that brought us.....
2003-08-21 11:43:55 AM  
Wake me when she picks a booger and eats it.
2003-08-21 11:44:10 AM  

"Britney Spheres steps forward on the sidewalk two feet, then turns around, AND THE SUN IS THERE !"

Do you think from that angle in the picture, it looks like Britney is wearing a diaper ? Depends ...

2003-08-21 11:44:27 AM  
BEST PART OF THIS STORY-- The folling story about Demi & Ashton... all 3 kids moved in? DAMN.. that arse must be awesome to let jhr do that! Funny line about having an extra Bed fro Bruce when he wants to see the kids.. like he can't afford his own pad.
2003-08-21 11:44:45 AM  
I'll wait unti they catch her sctatching MY ass
2003-08-21 11:45:20 AM  
Here's another nice collage of Britney's
2003-08-21 11:45:31 AM  

Glad I'm not the only one who wondered about the diaper thing. Who dressed her?
2003-08-21 11:45:47 AM  
I'd itch that
2003-08-21 11:45:54 AM  
I apologise for my typing mishaps.. Its hot here in NJ today
2003-08-21 11:47:02 AM  
On the Give A Shiatt Meter scale of 1--10: a 1
2003-08-21 11:47:04 AM  
So take off all your clothes... (in NJ)...
2003-08-21 11:47:22 AM  
I have about had it with Fark posting trite, insipid articles that neither inform or entertain. I think we can all agree that articles about celeb rumors, written by shallow limeys need not apply. Same goes for anything off of BBSpot or Ask men for that matter.

2003-08-21 11:48:32 AM  
Skimpy ... Britney's hotpants
leave little to the imagination

Oh come on! It looks like a f*cking nappy.
2003-08-21 11:49:21 AM  
I totally agree BurnDown99. If I wanted this I would watch E!
2003-08-21 11:51:40 AM  
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2003-08-21 11:52:03 AM  
You know, I'm actually glad the Sun was there to take pictures of Britney scratching her ass. I can go on living now...

BTW are diapers in fashion now? I think I'll just stick with the t-shirt and jeans routine here.
2003-08-21 11:53:14 AM  
I wish the Sun would catch her in the midst of a German Shiza video.
2003-08-21 11:53:32 AM  

Can you imagine that conversation:

Ashton: Hi Mr Willis, I am a big ---
Bruce: Who the hell are you?
Ashton: I was in "Dude where's my car...and dude where's my car 2!"
Bruce: Is this a joke demi?

it was funnier when I imagined it...

here is everyones 3 seconds back. 3...2...1...
2003-08-21 11:55:06 AM  
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Don't care. Don't care. don't care. Don't care...
2003-08-21 11:55:07 AM  
So where's the follow up shot of her smelling her finger?
2003-08-21 11:56:44 AM  
I'd like to know who pays British pounds for a house in Hollywood. I know it's a British news source, but we buy our houses with DOLLARS here in America.
2003-08-21 11:58:46 AM  
sooo...when does Britney finally lose her looks so we can stop talking about this hosebag?
2003-08-21 11:59:41 AM  
When is the next war going to start? Slow news days are a biatch.
2003-08-21 12:01:10 PM  
[image from too old to be available]

Eddie Flemming: So, you want to talk to her alone?
Jordy Warsaw: Yeah.
Eddie Flemming: All right. But, you bring her in to the station right away and don't let her out of your sight. She's the only moving body we got left.
Jordy Warsaw: Of course. Don't worry about it, I'm a professional.
Eddie Flemming: Yeah, well girls like that got a knack for turning professionals into amateurs.
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