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(NPR)   Why Osama bin Laden was a better boss than the guy you work for   ( npr.org) divider line
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2011-05-31 03:19:41 PM  
Congratulations, Al Qaida, on your ISO 9000 certification!
 
2011-05-31 03:57:16 PM  
He was never around?
 
2011-05-31 03:58:00 PM  
"than"?

What about girl bosses?
 
2011-05-31 03:58:19 PM  
He never forced new-hires to go through sensitivity training?
 
2011-05-31 03:58:32 PM  
He was blind due to a work place accident?
 
2011-05-31 03:59:16 PM  
He liked the porn?
 
Pud
2011-05-31 03:59:53 PM  
It's all good, right up until they hand you your retirement vest. Then everything kind of flies apart.
 
2011-05-31 04:00:19 PM  
You accidentally the headline
 
2011-05-31 04:00:23 PM  

sandi_fish: "than"?

What about girl bosses?


;

boss the guy you work for!

/what?
 
2011-05-31 04:01:02 PM  
He promised 72 virgins for getting the job done?
 
2011-05-31 04:01:18 PM  
He didn't give a shiat that you were an idiot that couldn't use 2nd grade grammar, so long as you'd strap a bomb on and blow yourself to kingdom come?
 
2011-05-31 04:01:25 PM  
the whole thing
 
2011-05-31 04:01:36 PM  

highendmighty: boss the guy you work for!

/what?


They'll fix it, then who'll look dumb?
 
2011-05-31 04:02:06 PM  
Okay, Achmed, Ali. Boys. It doesn't take ten minutes to take out the trash.
 
2011-05-31 04:02:59 PM  
He's dead?
 
2011-05-31 04:03:06 PM  

sandi_fish: "than"?

What about girl bosses?


To be fair, I frequently hear women refer to their girlfriends as "you guys".
 
2011-05-31 04:03:07 PM  
It is true that my employer doesn't give a pay bonus for having more than one wife.
///OTOH, I haven't been asked to murder anyone or kill myself.
 
2011-05-31 04:03:42 PM  
I'd better boss the guy I work for?
 
2011-05-31 04:04:03 PM  

popfreak: You accidentally the headline


aaand we're done.
 
2011-05-31 04:04:04 PM  
I've got a meeting with the Habbabs in a couple minutes
 
2011-05-31 04:04:10 PM  
Married members also got a salary of $108 a month.

We spend 3 billion a month fighting people who get paid 100 bucks a month. Why not just pay them 200 bucks a month to not fight us.
 
2011-05-31 04:04:51 PM  
He won't fire you for having sex with the cleaning lady on your desk?
 
2011-05-31 04:04:52 PM  
This headline sucks and you should feel bad the other subby.
 
2011-05-31 04:05:47 PM  

sandi_fish:
What about girl bosses?


like that could ever happen
 
2011-05-31 04:06:03 PM  
Because he is not a woman?
 
2011-05-31 04:06:38 PM  
All the pot you could smoke at work?
 
2011-05-31 04:06:46 PM  
"We're adding a little something to this month's infidel contest. As you all know, first prize is seventy-two virgins in paradise. Anybody want to see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're beheaded."

/"A-B-C. A, Always. B, Be. C, Combusting. Always be combusting, always be combusting."
 
2011-05-31 04:06:50 PM  

Headso: Married members also got a salary of $108 a month.

We spend 3 billion a month fighting people who get paid 100 bucks a month. Why not just pay them 200 bucks a month to not fight us.


Lol, defense contractors would like to have a word with you.
 
2011-05-31 04:07:11 PM  
What if your boss is a Jewish carpenter?
 
2011-05-31 04:07:13 PM  
why does this article read like it came from the Onion?
 
2011-05-31 04:07:25 PM  
He doesn't loudly discuss the pros and cons of shower fellatio?
 
2011-05-31 04:07:50 PM  
He promoted virginity testing?
 
2011-05-31 04:08:01 PM  
He liked the chaos
 
2011-05-31 04:08:21 PM  

strathmeyer: highendmighty: boss the guy you work for!

/what?

They'll fix it, then who'll look dumb?


We're both pretty used to it at this point.
 
2011-05-31 04:08:34 PM  

Headso: Married members also got a salary of $108 a month.

We spend 3 billion a month fighting people who get paid 100 bucks a month. Why not just pay them 200 bucks a month to not fight us.


We've done that. They tend to laugh manically while taking the money.
 
2011-05-31 04:08:49 PM  

sandi_fish: What about girl bosses?


Bow chicka bow wow
 
2011-05-31 04:08:52 PM  
Another perfectly good headline ruined by SubTard.
/hate that guy
 
2011-05-31 04:09:59 PM  
For one, he was far less psychotic than my current boss and had more realistic expectations.
 
2011-05-31 04:10:11 PM  

halfof33: He doesn't loudly discuss the pros and cons of shower fellatio?


There's a con?
 
2011-05-31 04:10:23 PM  

Headso: Married members also got a salary of $108 a month.

We spend 3 billion a month fighting people who get paid 100 bucks a month. Why not just pay them 200 bucks a month to not fight us.


They all had to sign a non-compete clause.
 
2011-05-31 04:10:41 PM  
He lived in Pakistan and almost never came around to check up on us?
 
2011-05-31 04:10:51 PM  
Brown nosing a dead old boss Subby is no way to go through life unless you are into that sort of thing...you are aren't you.....eeeewwwwwww.
 
2011-05-31 04:11:13 PM  

squidgod2000: Headso: Married members also got a salary of $108 a month.

We spend 3 billion a month fighting people who get paid 100 bucks a month. Why not just pay them 200 bucks a month to not fight us.

We've done that. They tend to laugh manically while taking the money.


the surge in iraq was a big bribe, it has proven success.
 
2011-05-31 04:11:27 PM  
Subby sounds fat
 
2011-05-31 04:11:39 PM  

Glenford: halfof33: He doesn't loudly discuss the pros and cons of shower fellatio?

There's a con?


Depends on the shower.
 
2011-05-31 04:11:41 PM  

Pud: It's all good, right up until they hand you your retirement vest. Then everything kind of flies apart.


1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-05-31 04:11:58 PM  

Headso: Married members also got a salary of $108 a month.

We spend 3 billion a month fighting people who get paid 100 bucks a month. Why not just pay them 200 bucks a month to not fight us.


As soon as that cat is out of the bag we'll have to pay the whole damn planet $200 a month to say they won't fight us.

We might as well take over the globe and put everyone on unemployment.
 
2011-05-31 04:13:52 PM  

jaybeezey: Headso: Married members also got a salary of $108 a month.

We spend 3 billion a month fighting people who get paid 100 bucks a month. Why not just pay them 200 bucks a month to not fight us.

As soon as that cat is out of the bag we'll have to pay the whole damn planet $200 a month to say they won't fight us.

We might as well take over the globe and put everyone on unemployment.


Already working on it.
 
2011-05-31 04:14:03 PM  
No hot cocoa box sampler for a holiday bonus?
 
2011-05-31 04:14:05 PM  
I do not understand your syntax, subby.
 
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