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(JSOnline)   Congrats to Tony Romo for getting married. That's the only way you were ever going to get a ring   (jsonline.com) divider line 69
    More: Spiffy, Tony Romo, Roger Staubach, Troy Aikman, Chace Crawford, Dez Bryant, Jerry Jones, quarterback, Journal Sentinel  
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2011-05-31 01:22:50 PM  
Lame
 
2011-05-31 01:39:24 PM  
I wonder if he had flashbacks to 2007 when the minister said "to have and to hold..."
 
2011-05-31 01:43:23 PM  
Subby, you make it hurt so good.
 
2011-05-31 01:52:19 PM  
Short and to the point. Bravo subby.

/Also, truthful
 
2011-05-31 01:53:15 PM  
The thought was good, but the wording could've been better.
 
2011-05-31 01:55:27 PM  
Nice one subby. +1
 
2011-05-31 02:01:48 PM  

Di Atribe: Lame


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I was just about to send you this too.
 
2011-05-31 02:03:19 PM  

Oekss: Short and to the point. Bravo subby.

/Also, truthful


Agreed....+1 subby
 
2011-05-31 02:07:54 PM  

Dancin_In_Anson: I was just about to send you this too.


You would've made about the 10th person to send it to me! I love how people think I don't know about this. ;)
 
2011-05-31 02:15:05 PM  

Quasar: I wonder if he had flashbacks to 2007 when the minister said "to have and to hold..."


Rofl, thats messed up
 
2011-05-31 02:15:49 PM  
I hope for her sake she doesn't bruise easily from all his fumbling around.
 
2011-05-31 02:20:48 PM  
farm1.static.flickr.com
 
2011-05-31 02:23:12 PM  
Done in the headline.
 
2011-05-31 02:25:50 PM  
I'm still surprised he got that ring with Wade Phillips in attendance.
 
2011-05-31 02:33:34 PM  

Quasar: I wonder if he had flashbacks to 2007 when the minister said "to have and to hold..."


See? Now that's funny.
 
2011-05-31 02:35:39 PM  
Her official website is OUTdated to say the least.
 
2011-05-31 02:52:20 PM  
Nice one, subby. Now you've successfully reverse jinxed the Cowboys and they'll win another one, making their non Di Atribe fans even more obnoxious and unbearable. It'd be like the SIX RINGS!!1!! Steeler assholes cross-bred with the people who still believe that America's team BS.

Di's cool, though. She's the exception that proves the rule.

/fark Jerry Jones & The Danny though
//Just because.
 
2011-05-31 02:54:53 PM  
Even though my poor Redskins are facing another year of being Snyder'd, I must applaud subby. +1
 
2011-05-31 02:56:09 PM  
Hot damn! Di is back on the market!
 
2011-05-31 02:57:36 PM  

mikaloyd: Hot damn! Di is back on the market!


HUBBA HUBBA!
 
2011-05-31 03:01:04 PM  

LucklessWonder: Nice one, subby. Now you've successfully reverse jinxed the Cowboys and they'll win another one, making their non Di Atribe fans even more obnoxious and unbearable. It'd be like the SIX RINGS!!1!! Steeler assholes cross-bred with the people who still believe that America's team BS.

Di's cool, though. She's the exception that proves the rule.

/fark Jerry Jones & The Danny though
//Just because.


I thought I was doing alright. Apparently you've gotta have tits to be reasonable around here.
 
2011-05-31 03:02:58 PM  

Treygreen13: Apparently you've gotta have tits to be reasonable around here.


Fark is bizarro world.
 
2011-05-31 03:06:21 PM  
Eli Manning would disagree.
 
2011-05-31 03:15:24 PM  

Treygreen13: I thought I was doing alright. Apparently you've gotta have tits to be reasonable around here.


Texas or FARK?

Either way, in the right hands, tits are very persuasive and powerful tools.
 
2011-05-31 03:21:32 PM  

Treygreen13: I thought I was doing alright. Apparently you've gotta have tits to be reasonable around here.


That seems backwards, somehow. I respect your opinions, Trey. And your tits.


LucklessWonder: Di's cool, though. She's the exception that proves the rule.


Thank you doll, but that doesn't make any farking sense. :)
 
2011-05-31 03:26:48 PM  

Di Atribe: Treygreen13: I thought I was doing alright. Apparently you've gotta have tits to be reasonable around here.

That seems backwards, somehow. I respect your opinions, Trey. And your tits.


LucklessWonder: Di's cool, though. She's the exception that proves the rule.

Thank you doll, but that doesn't make any farking sense. :)


I hold out hope every year that the Redskins can break .500, my opinions are used to not making sense. Oh, and Treygreen13 you're kind of alright too, but Di makes charts. CHARTS! So she's more memorable...
 
2011-05-31 03:32:08 PM  

LucklessWonder: I hold out hope every year that the Redskins can break .500, my opinions are used to not making sense. Oh, and Treygreen13 you're kind of alright too, but Di makes charts. CHARTS! So she's more memorable..


Di's tits are better than Treys tits by 7 magnitudes of order.
 
2011-05-31 03:34:37 PM  

LucklessWonder: but Di makes charts. CHARTS! So she's more memorable...


Agreed.

mikaloyd: Di's tits are better than Treys tits by 7 magnitudes of order.


You've never seen my tits. Or hers.

/probably
//Di, are you whoring around?
 
2011-05-31 03:51:56 PM  

Treygreen13: //Di, are you whoring around?


I'm tryin, but as per usual, it's not really working out as well as I hoped. Should I put down the knife?
 
2011-05-31 03:55:38 PM  

Di Atribe: Treygreen13: //Di, are you whoring around?

I'm tryin, but as per usual, it's not really working out as well as I hoped. Should I put down the knife?


Well, some people are into that.

/NTTAWWT
 
2011-05-31 04:20:36 PM  
FTFA: "We did a lot of man food."

Jesus, how tacky. A party hosted by and attended by zillionaires and all they can come up with is "man food"?? Tells me the bride doesn't have a modicum of taste. Pizza and short ribs at a formal wedding with thousand dollar outfits? Tacky, tacky, tacky.

//love ya Di - don't worry, it won't last
///you'll show em what a real wedding is
/Troy's back on the market, remember, all is not lost
//Kidding! Kidding!
 
2011-05-31 04:21:41 PM  
Picture of the bride please

Great headline
 
2011-05-31 04:28:30 PM  

Treygreen13: You've never seen my tits. Or hers.


I bought pics of your tits. From Di
 
2011-05-31 05:03:28 PM  

raptusregaliter: A party hosted by and attended by zillionaires and all they can come up with is "man food"??


It's what Tony wanted! And I think it's sweet that she was all, "OK, if that's what you want" instead of stomping her princess sandal and insisting on things no one can pronounce. That shows me that she's happy with who he is and doesn't want to change him.
 
2011-05-31 05:16:19 PM  
Word has it that when Romo's best man handed him the ring, Romo fumbled it.
 
2011-05-31 05:26:36 PM  

mikaloyd: Treygreen13: You've never seen my tits. Or hers.

I bought pics of your tits. From Di


I immediately regret that 11th Shiner Bock.
 
2011-05-31 05:37:40 PM  

Treygreen13: I immediately regret that 11th Shiner Bock.


That's what you get for trying to outdrink me, lightweight
 
2011-05-31 05:43:48 PM  

Di Atribe: Treygreen13: I immediately regret that 11th Shiner Bock.

That's what you get for trying to outdrink me, lightweight


Are you typing this from the floor of TFMilf's deck? That seemed to be the location you were most comfortable last time we had a liver-off.
 
2011-05-31 05:55:19 PM  

Treygreen13: Are you typing this from the floor of TFMilf's deck? That seemed to be the location you were most comfortable last time we had a liver-off.


I don't know what you're talkin about, man


/that was almost 2 years ago
//we should remedy that swiftly
 
2011-05-31 06:21:46 PM  

Quasar: I wonder if he had flashbacks to 2007 when the minister said "to have and to hold..."


files.sharenator.com
 
2011-05-31 06:25:08 PM  
Wow.. so apparently you now get an email when you mentioned in the thread. What a surprise. And.. i'm typing this from my deck with beer in hand.

I need to throw another BBQ soon
 
2011-05-31 06:42:32 PM  
Good. Now after his honeymoon he'll be ready to finally concentrate on football, and not who he he is dating. She tied to the hitch at home Tony.
 
2011-05-31 06:55:07 PM  
i still don't understand how someone can hate America's Team.

5X champs people. 5X.
 
2011-05-31 07:38:14 PM  
If it weren't for the lockout and the Mavs, this headline would have pissed me off. Instead it made me laugh.
 
2011-05-31 07:38:35 PM  

Solty Dog: i still don't understand how someone can hate America's Team.

5X champs people. 5X.


Maybe becase the rest of the country is annoyed by the media and fanbase of the team declaring them "America's Team"? Ask yourself what non-Cowboy fan or mecia member honestly believes and says this?
 
2011-05-31 07:46:21 PM  

TheJoe03: If it weren't for the lockout and the Mavs, this headline would have pissed me off. Instead it made me laugh.


Wooo Go Mavs!
 
2011-05-31 07:51:39 PM  

Solty Dog: i still don't understand how someone can hate America's Team.

5X champs people. 5X.


That's why everyone loves the Yankees. Billionaire owners, non stop media coverage, tons of titles, loveable characters like the Steinbrenners, A-Rod, Billy Martin and Roger Clemens. What's not to love?
 
2011-05-31 08:14:35 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: Maybe becase the rest of the country is annoyed by the media and fanbase of the team declaring them "America's Team"? Ask yourself what non-Cowboy fan or mecia member honestly believes and says this?


NFL Films in the 70s, the people that created the term? If you look at it objectivly, it just means they have a nation wide fanbase, which is true. I can't say I've ever been pissed at another team's nickname before, so my advice it to get over it.

/guess I'm back to NFL season form
 
2011-05-31 08:39:31 PM  
My daughter went to Mount Mary College in Milwaukee, the same college as his sister Danielle (I believe?). She had the "pleasure" of going on a school trip to Italy with her in the group. When ever she would introduce herself she would say "I'm Danielle, I'm Tony Romo's sister". It became a joke, the group must have heard her say it 100 times.

/looks like someone needed attention
//sibling envy?
///I'm Tony Romo's sister
 
2011-05-31 08:43:44 PM  
GREEEN BAY PACKERS = THE "REAL AND ORIGINAL" AMERICAS TEAM

/13X CHAMPS PEOPLE 13X.
 
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