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(Austin360)   Homeless cross dressing icon promisses to dress more conservatively if elected mayor   ( divider line
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2298 clicks; posted to Main » on 24 Oct 2001 at 3:13 PM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-10-24 03:18:17 PM  
last post !
2001-10-24 03:22:11 PM  
Suuuure it will...

w00t! Go Austin!
2001-10-24 03:23:37 PM  
hahaha.. we tried to get pics of leslie at the fark party but we never found him and his boa.
2001-10-24 03:29:35 PM  
What?! Full-length skirts to hide his ugly legs? Eeeeewwwww.
2001-10-24 03:30:21 PM  
It sounds like even I could run for mayor and win.
2001-10-24 03:33:02 PM  
Ahhh. Leslie.

He has tight, tan buns.

Found downtown near Congress and 6th.
2001-10-24 03:33:08 PM  
"I'd respect the orifice", he says.
2001-10-24 03:34:30 PM  
Hard to see....but you get the picture...

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2001-10-24 03:39:04 PM  
Thanks, Microbob, now I'm blind. I was actually going to vote for Leslie, but that was until I knew Eric Mitchell was running. I love Austin politics, everyone involved is nuts.
2001-10-24 03:40:10 PM  
Good. That was the one thing keeping me from voting for him. Too bad I live in Philadelphia.
2001-10-24 03:42:43 PM  
Wow another reason I refuse to vote here in Austin
2001-10-24 03:47:51 PM  
HA ha ha, he said "nuts".
2001-10-24 03:52:45 PM  
Anyone else miss "Crazy Carl" Hickerson? I remember that big tophat with pink flowers he always wore while "campaigning" on access TV.
2001-10-24 03:56:15 PM  
If his name were "Hot Karl" Hickerson I'd vote for him.

Anyway, what is wrong with Austin? Why are all these homeless people running for mayor? Can anyone run?
2001-10-24 04:06:27 PM  
In case no one else mentions it: Leslie came in 2nd place in last election!
2001-10-24 04:15:07 PM  
Two words come to mind when someone says Austin : FrReAkS and Hippies . Momma said their were no real monsters out there.....but now i know she never visited Austin.
2001-10-24 04:24:47 PM  
Freaks i like... ;-) don't get me wrong
2001-10-24 04:30:03 PM  
Hehe, Leslie is an institution in Austin, the closest we ever got in Dallas was Fred who used to pester me for money. Oddly enough he stopped when one day I told him he was full of shiat...

I was just always glad that Fred never xdressed...


I think I saw some xdressers here in Ft Lauderdale a couple weeks ago, either that or they were attractive female prostitutes....Wait a second...
2001-10-24 04:34:10 PM  
Ouroborus - "Thanks, Microbob, now I'm blind. I was actually going to vote for Leslie, but that was until I knew Eric Mitchell was running. I love Austin politics, everyone involved is nuts."

They are crazy in Austin, but if you want to see farked up just drive north for four hours and visit the DISD School Board. What a bunch of A**H0LES.
2001-10-24 04:44:28 PM  
Why doesn't Leslie's brother,Johnnie,help him/her out.
At least Johnnie could buy a new refrigerator and give the box to Leslie to turn into a hobo condominium.
2001-10-24 04:46:24 PM  
2001-10-24 05:02:03 PM  
Thigh Master.... he uses it, and recommends it...
2001-10-24 05:09:31 PM  
Every city's gotta have one. Toronto's got a cross dresser who runs as mayor all the time.
2001-10-24 05:09:43 PM  
Er, runs FOR mayor.
2001-10-24 05:23:22 PM  
Here in florida, they skip the whole councilman, mayor, governor thing and go directly to queen.
2001-10-24 05:24:05 PM  
Notice how Leslie looks like Suzane Summers... ZoIkEs!!! Thigh-maztah UniTe!
2001-10-24 05:35:03 PM  
Gilbert's right...Leslie almost won the last election. I haven't seen him yet (I've only lived here in Austin for a year and a half)...but a coworker of mine tells me that he's got really nice buns...but they're hairy.

...I mean, COME ON...if you're gonna be a freaky crossdresser running for mayor...AT LEAST shave your cheeks.
2001-10-24 07:10:29 PM  
I really gotta move up there. Man I love that town...

-ARGH the still-in-tiedye
2001-10-24 07:19:15 PM  
Hehe, some more (I hope my HMTL tags work):

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2001-10-24 07:20:02 PM  
it puts the lotion in the basket
2001-10-24 07:44:45 PM  
For all of you not from Austin, there is a local bumper-sticker that sums it up nicely - "Keep Austin Weird".

I usually see Leslie around Katz's in the afternoons. Or at least his "home" is usually parked around there.
2001-10-24 09:39:20 PM  
Leslie's summer attire is not just a bikini, but a thong bikini. And from behind, the first thing through your head is, "damn, look at the legs and ass on that blonde" and then he turns his head so you see the beard. Hopefully you were only thinking that, and not exclaiming it to your friends.
2001-10-24 11:18:02 PM  
Crazy Carl Hickerson can be found at UT home baseball games over at the Disch. I see him there all the time. Sometimes he's over on 6th street twirling his flower by Esther's Folly's.

And no: "twirling his flower" is not slang for wackin' off. The dude actually spins flowers by their stem in the palm of his hand.
2001-10-24 11:37:11 PM  
Leslie is.. quite an interesting guy. Hangs around Katz's alot too. a while back he tried to start his own fasion buisness.
2001-10-24 11:52:31 PM  
This man is a God.
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