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(oh gizmo)   In a response to ridiculous baby names chosen by parents, new phone app lets your unborn fetus choose its own name   (ohgizmo.com) divider line 13
    More: Asinine, specific names, fetus, accelerometers  
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2011-05-28 07:19:28 AM
And if you're planning an abortion it reads, "VOID"
 
2011-05-28 07:25:36 AM
Had I let it chose, my fetus would've named itself "cheese sandwich!!" or "bagpipes!". Never understood the bag pipe thing.
 
2011-05-28 07:51:21 AM
but will it use soundex to generate names that sound the same as traditional names, but are spelled slightly differently, so my child will 'stand out', and be forced to correct everyone's spelling their whole lives?

/Mikel, Dayved, Marq
/Emmelly, Sarrah, Jeniver
/don't plan on having more than 3 kids either way.
 
2011-05-28 07:54:09 AM
Life begins at reception.
 
2011-05-28 09:31:20 AM

Hetfield: Life begins at reception.


Push the button (new window)
 
2011-05-28 09:49:28 AM

So this thing detects kicks and chooses a name...

Your baby has chosen
the name
Carlos Ray "Chuck"
 
2011-05-28 10:15:49 AM

Ed Finnerty: And if you're planning an abortion it reads, "VOID" Return to Sender


FTFY
 
2011-05-28 10:47:53 AM
By 2030 all children will be named Steve Jobs.
 
2011-05-28 11:52:13 AM
You Have Triplets. Your children have chosen
Fandral the Dashing
Volstagg the Voluminous
Hogun the Grim.


/Yeah, I know, not gonna happen.
 
2011-05-28 03:57:43 PM
"Why did you name me ______?"
"We didn't, Sweety. Our cell phone did."
"What's a cell phone?"
 
2011-05-28 05:47:54 PM
i105.photobucket.com.
 
2011-05-28 08:13:48 PM
Our unborn child chose his name this way. Unfortunately, he did nit make it to term.

Young "Mommy-why-is-there-a-wire-coat-hanger-coming-towards-me" will be sorely missed.
 
2011-05-29 12:02:40 AM
Obligatory. (new window)
 
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