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(Weekly World News)   Your pet Fluffy may still be peeing on your carpet from the great beyond.   (weeklyworldnews.com) divider line 51
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2003-08-20 06:54:45 AM  
Fluffy.
 
2003-08-20 06:55:44 AM  
 
2003-08-20 09:18:10 AM  
I was wondering what that smell was
 
2003-08-20 09:19:00 AM  

Fluffy?
 
2003-08-20 09:19:33 AM  
Now I have an excuse for all my missing beer.
 
2003-08-20 09:20:17 AM  
Ah, that's what Ninja_Pancakes was trying to do. Oh well. 0/10 for originality. 10/10 for a scarier looking fluffy.
 
2003-08-20 09:22:40 AM  
The funniest part of the headline: Our cat (named Fluffy) had to be put to sleep back in June, and yes, she peed on the carpet.
 
2003-08-20 09:23:21 AM  
 
2003-08-20 09:23:39 AM  
Thats my excuse and i'm sticking to it.
 
2003-08-20 09:24:49 AM  
damn. just noticed the giant phalis on fluffy bunny there.

I need another coffee.

/preparing for banneration.
 
2003-08-20 09:27:18 AM  


"But the Cat came back the very next day."
 
2003-08-20 09:27:41 AM  
CanuckGuy:- Now THAT's funny.
 
2003-08-20 09:29:07 AM  
Canuck Guy -

thanks a lot. now i have that damn song stuck in my head.
 
2003-08-20 09:29:37 AM  
<----- shoot her
 
2003-08-20 09:30:29 AM  
<----- *bang*
 
2003-08-20 09:31:59 AM  
Don't shoot her unless you want her to come back and pee on your carpet.
 
2003-08-20 09:32:11 AM  
Oops
 
2003-08-20 09:33:40 AM  
"Dr. Terje Lund, head of the prestigious International Council for Paranormal Activities..."

And by "prestigious" they mean "ridiculous."
 
2003-08-20 09:38:26 AM  
Proof that it's not (Weekly World) News, it's Fark.
 
2003-08-20 09:40:41 AM  
Phew!
I thought it was just me getting really drunk and peeing randomly. Now I feel so relieved.
 
2003-08-20 09:41:54 AM  

I found comfort in the last line..

"They're practical jokers, but they cause no real harm," he said.

Phew!

 
2003-08-20 09:42:47 AM  
Holy_Ell,

I thought it was just me getting really drunk and peeing randomly. Now I feel so relieved.

Depending on how 'relieved' you feel, it might have been you after all ;)

 
2003-08-20 09:43:28 AM  
Hello. It's grandpa and his weak prostate.
 
2003-08-20 09:44:04 AM  
BTW, is today's Fark Personal pic Annie Lennox?
 
2003-08-20 09:44:25 AM  
jay_vee - You win, I GISed and didn't bother clicking to see if I found a better looking one. :)
 
2003-08-20 09:45:32 AM  
Why does fark have BS posts? Come on, we go to the onion if we want that
 
2003-08-20 09:45:59 AM  
BatBoy allegedly molesting Fluffy.
 
2003-08-20 09:46:55 AM  
Ninja_Pancakes, do you ever think about how you would say "GIS" if you were talking instead of typing?
I just did, and I don't like what I've come up with so far..
 
2003-08-20 09:51:53 AM  
do you ever think about how you would say "GIS" if you were talking instead of typing?
I just did, and I don't like what I've come up with so far..


Gee Eye Ess'ed.

It's not as bad as actually saying "LOL" in a conversation.
 
2003-08-20 09:52:40 AM  
Ninja_Pancakes :- Yeah, but I lose on observation. I just registered your post as "fluffy toy" and didn't do the back of brain shape recognition thing.

mikemir:- I pronounce the letters Gee Eye Ess. Works for me.
 
2003-08-20 09:55:17 AM  
Bump? Is that you?
 
2003-08-20 09:55:19 AM  
CanuckGuy:- What about "fark" instead of fark. I've done that one more than once, and I've had to stop mself saying asshat.
 
2003-08-20 09:56:19 AM  
Ah, the filter recognises the "v" now. Another useful variation f--ked.
 
2003-08-20 10:00:07 AM  
That...has got to be one of the dumbest things I've ever heard.
 
2003-08-20 10:01:59 AM  
Item #6 Missing Food:
 
2003-08-20 10:03:42 AM  
What about "fark" instead of fark. I've done that one more than once, and I've had to stop mself saying asshat.

Really, asshat seems to have melded quite nicely with my vocabulary. I've even got non-farkers using it.

I do get blank stares when I jokingly tell someone that a co-worker is "off killing some kittens" or "keeping his prostate healthy", but they've begun to expect that from me.
 
2003-08-20 10:04:42 AM  
Best pet name evar: Sprinkles. hahah
 
2003-08-20 10:11:20 AM  
CanuckGuy:- Hurrah, and with a quick kitten-killing, we're back on topic :-)
 
2003-08-20 10:12:28 AM  
mikemir:

I pronounce GIS: jizz. :)
No, really - it's written GIS but I pronounce it "Google Image Search".
 
2003-08-20 10:19:23 AM  
It depends on religion, too. Your pet might have been a pisscopalian!


Ooh, Bad mouth! Bad, Bad, Mouth! Sit! Stay!
 
2003-08-20 10:26:14 AM  
When a roomba robotic vacuum expires, will it come back? The owner of "scruffy" probably thinks so.
http://www.uncoveror.com/fanboys.htm
 
2003-08-20 10:48:01 AM  
Weekly World News and Unlikely tag - redundant.
 
2003-08-20 10:59:24 AM  
I love cats. In fact, I have over 19 recipies for them.
 
2003-08-20 11:30:38 AM  
No, the FoxNews and Unlikely tag is redundant.
 
2003-08-20 11:44:14 AM  
Touche, Etchy333
 
2003-08-20 12:01:49 PM  
Perhaps he was disgruntled with his employer and needed means to vent.

Just a guess. (BTW - no it warn't me Big_Bad_Dad, although I am hung like a Chihuahua..)
 
2003-08-20 12:02:36 PM  
I feel quite bad now.
I've been beating the shiat out of Fluffy 2, electric boogaloo and rubbing her nose in it as well.
 
2003-08-20 12:32:05 PM  
so this means that wales should be over run by sheep ghosts that were violated during there life times
 
2003-08-20 12:47:08 PM  
The person who wrote this article wouldn't happen to be Bump's boss, would they? That would certainly provide a more rational explanation for the stained carpet than the actions of a ghostly dog...
 
2003-08-20 12:52:29 PM  
If I killed it with my shotgun once, I can kill its ghost with my shotgun again.
 
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