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(New York Daily News)   Kristen Bell's post-"Veronica Mars" actions continue to be inexplicable   (nydailynews.com) divider line 55
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2011-05-27 01:27:42 PM
I have something she is more than welcome to lie on.
 
2011-05-27 01:31:58 PM
i would so plank her. Ellen Page, too.
 
2011-05-27 01:37:48 PM
Thanks Australia!
 
2011-05-27 01:44:26 PM
"Where she's going, she'll have to learn how to plank."

www.hotflick.net
 
2011-05-27 01:50:04 PM
assets.nydailynews.com

I'd straighten her out.
 
2011-05-27 01:53:16 PM
Ridiculous. Everyone know parkour is where it's at.
 
2011-05-27 01:58:58 PM
I don't get it.

/seeeee-e now I'm gonna get drunk later tonight and do this
 
2011-05-27 02:00:09 PM
Kristen bell has the weirdest face to me. It's so... sharp, from her eyes to her mouth, just not attractive.

Now her body, yeesh, that's incredible.
 
2011-05-27 02:01:34 PM
A long time ago...

...she used to be awesome.

But I...

...haven't seen any evidence of that lately at all.

YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
 
2011-05-27 02:04:32 PM
Planking? Seriously? Let's just call it "Hey I'm a board. Take pictures of me!" No wonder celebs are in to it.
 
2011-05-27 02:06:14 PM
Well over a decade ago, some students and myself all lay down flat on the sidewalk by some political building for an anti-war protest. Planking is just a perverted reflection of that. So yeah, it's not new, I did it before it got all commercialized, and everything sounds better on vinyl.
 
2011-05-27 02:07:17 PM
cache.gawkerassets.com
 
2011-05-27 02:10:40 PM
This fad has got to be some elaborate joke. No one can actually think this is fun or cool, can they?
 
2011-05-27 02:10:48 PM
Something from Australia has escaped!! Where's the British navy when we need it!!
 
2011-05-27 02:14:15 PM
t3.gstatic.com

Dat' ass
 
2011-05-27 02:21:23 PM
Though, to be fair, she was on "Party Down." And that was good.

This is just, well, goofy.
 
2011-05-27 02:25:26 PM

Inaditch: This fad has got to be some elaborate joke. No one can actually think this is fun or cool, can they?


It is uniquely suited to the particular skills and talents that younger people have demonstrated themselves to possess in quantity.
 
mhd
2011-05-27 02:31:31 PM
i.imgur.com

/Loved that movie
 
2011-05-27 02:33:03 PM
I'm going to continue to do my planking somewhere comfortable, as always.
/young whippersnappers
 
2011-05-27 02:35:28 PM

Seth'n'Spectrum: A long time ago...

...she used to be awesome.

But I...

...haven't seen any evidence of that lately at all.

YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.


Come on, now.
 
2011-05-27 02:37:16 PM
I dig it. Gonna smoke some methamphetamines tonight and try it. Difficulty: plank on my Nintendo DS.
 
2011-05-27 02:43:07 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com

She just plain rocks.
 
2011-05-27 02:44:20 PM
www.makeushot.com
She was smokin' HOT in Burlesque.

/the movie itself, not so much
 
2011-05-27 02:52:50 PM

Quasar: I'd straighten her out.


just lay right there and never mind any poking sensations you might have ellen...
 
wee [TotalFark]
2011-05-27 02:56:29 PM

Snow Monkey: Kristen bell has the weirdest face to me. It's so... sharp, from her eyes to her mouth, just not attractive.

Now her body, yeesh, that's incredible.


She's always looked a little cross-eyed to me. But she's hot, that's for sure.
 
2011-05-27 02:57:19 PM
At least Dax Shepard doesn't have to be 'batin all the time now.
 
2011-05-27 03:04:31 PM
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Can't Kristen Bell, her agent, and Craig Ferguson work something out?

Make the robot do all the insipid romantic comedies instead.
 
2011-05-27 03:09:47 PM

wee: She's always looked a little cross-eyed to me.


There's a reason for that - she has strabismus.

Video proof:
Part 1 (new window)
Part 2 (new window)
 
2011-05-27 03:10:48 PM
I'm going to try and invent a new fad. It's like planking, but upright. I think I'll call it "Standing." Maybe "Loitering."
 
2011-05-27 03:15:08 PM

The_Six_Fingered_Man: I'm going to try and invent a new fad. It's like planking, but upright. I think I'll call it "Standing." Maybe "Loitering."


How about a new fad called "sweater vesting", where you take a picture of yourself wearing a sweater vest in the presence of an illegal activity taking place in the background but you're looking the other way?

/forced tOSU joke is forced
 
wee [TotalFark]
2011-05-27 03:16:51 PM

IMDWalrus: wee: She's always looked a little cross-eyed to me.

There's a reason for that - she has strabismus.


Maybe her one eye isn't lazy. Could be the other one is just an over-achiever.
 
2011-05-27 03:18:43 PM

Killer Cars: The_Six_Fingered_Man: I'm going to try and invent a new fad. It's like planking, but upright. I think I'll call it "Standing." Maybe "Loitering."

How about a new fad called "sweater vesting", where you take a picture of yourself wearing a sweater vest in the presence of an illegal activity taking place in the background but you're looking the other way?

/forced tOSU joke is forced


Yeah, pretty weak attempt there.
 
2011-05-27 04:11:53 PM
You mean this is just Ellen Page and Kirsten Bell laying there like planks?

There goes a couple of my fantasies.

/Is Ellen Page really that small?
 
2011-05-27 04:14:16 PM

Republicat: You mean this is just Ellen Page and Kirsten Bell laying there like planks?

There goes a couple of my fantasies.

/Is Ellen Page really that small?


No, Leon is just that large.
i190.photobucket.com
 
2011-05-27 04:31:29 PM
Odd, Ellen Page is featured in TFA, and is a lot more notable than whoever Kristen Bell is.
 
2011-05-27 04:36:51 PM

Funbags: Odd, Ellen Page is featured in TFA, and is a lot more notable than whoever Kristen Bell is.


Well, ever since she became a teen singer, the news can't seem to get enough of her.
/I hear that she's currently dating some Disney star
 
2011-05-27 04:39:27 PM

Funbags: Odd, Ellen Page is featured in TFA, and is a lot more notable than whoever Kristen Bell is.


Someone hasn't seen Veronica Mars. Someone should fix that.
 
2011-05-27 04:44:08 PM
Not that it matters because this needs to be about KB's sweet body but it looks like she is laying on a railing. Planking is spanning yourself across a void with only 2 points of bodily contact and keeping yourself rigid using your own strength, if I understand it correctly.

/back to the KB drool-fest

//they used to film parts of Veronica Mars in my neighborhood. loved when she was on location and I could catch a glimpse. Never watched the show though.
 
2011-05-27 04:46:40 PM

titwrench: Not that it matters because this needs to be about KB's sweet body but it looks like she is laying on a railing. Planking is spanning yourself across a void with only no more than 2 points of bodily contact and keeping yourself rigid using your own strength, if I understand it correctly.

/back to the KB drool-fest

//they used to film parts of Veronica Mars in my neighborhood. loved when she was on location and I could catch a glimpse. Never watched the show though.



FTFM
 
2011-05-27 04:49:26 PM

titwrench: Not that it matters because this needs to be about KB's sweet body but it looks like she is laying on a railing. Planking is spanning yourself across a void with only 2 points of bodily contact and keeping yourself rigid using your own strength, if I understand it correctly.

/back to the KB drool-fest

//they used to film parts of Veronica Mars in my neighborhood. loved when she was on location and I could catch a glimpse. Never watched the show though.


It took me a while to really get in to it, but it was a surprisingly great show. The whole thing is up on Netflix Instant, for what it's worth.
 
2011-05-27 04:52:03 PM

Hebalo: Funbags: Odd, Ellen Page is featured in TFA, and is a lot more notable than whoever Kristen Bell is.

Someone hasn't seen Veronica Mars. Someone should fix that.


Or her episodes of Deadwood or "Forgetting Sara Marshall.
 
2011-05-27 05:17:55 PM

therecksays: Hebalo: Funbags: Odd, Ellen Page is featured in TFA, and is a lot more notable than whoever Kristen Bell is.

Someone hasn't seen Veronica Mars. Someone should fix that.

Or her episodes of Deadwood or "Forgetting Sara Marshall.


Party Down.
 
2011-05-27 05:44:23 PM

thegod082: therecksays: Hebalo: Funbags: Odd, Ellen Page is featured in TFA, and is a lot more notable than whoever Kristen Bell is.

Someone hasn't seen Veronica Mars. Someone should fix that.

Or her episodes of Deadwood or "Forgetting Sara Marshall.

Party Down.


Reefer Madness: The Musical

And if the next response is "When In Rome," there will be a-stabbin'.
 
2011-05-27 05:48:12 PM

thegod082: therecksays: Hebalo: Funbags: Odd, Ellen Page is featured in TFA, and is a lot more notable than whoever Kristen Bell is.

Someone hasn't seen Veronica Mars. Someone should fix that.

Or her episodes of Deadwood or "Forgetting Sara Marshall.

Party Down.


Honestly you could erase her entire career and I'd be a huge fan just from the Ferguson appearances.
 
2011-05-27 05:48:48 PM

Riotboy: She was smokin' HOT in Burlesque.

/the movie itself, not so much


She was awesome as well in Reffer Madness: The Musical (new window)
 
2011-05-27 06:04:12 PM

dekko: thegod082: therecksays: Hebalo: Funbags: Odd, Ellen Page is featured in TFA, and is a lot more notable than whoever Kristen Bell is.

Someone hasn't seen Veronica Mars. Someone should fix that.

Or her episodes of Deadwood or "Forgetting Sara Marshall.

Party Down.

Reefer Madness: The Musical

And if the next response is "When In Rome," there will be a-stabbin'.


She's the narrator for Gossip Girl. Yes, I'm ashamed that I know that.
 
2011-05-27 06:11:32 PM

browntimmy: thegod082: therecksays: Hebalo: Funbags: Odd, Ellen Page is featured in TFA, and is a lot more notable than whoever Kristen Bell is.

Someone hasn't seen Veronica Mars. Someone should fix that.

Or her episodes of Deadwood or "Forgetting Sara Marshall.

Party Down.

Honestly you could erase her entire career and I'd be a huge fan just from the Ferguson appearances.


^THIS
 
2011-05-27 06:58:29 PM

MtHammer: It took me a while to really get in to it, but it was a surprisingly great show. The whole thing is up on Netflix Instant, for what it's worth.


I generally tell people to just watch the pilot. That does away with the "teen detective" preconception, and then they can go from there.
 
2011-05-27 07:10:03 PM

troymccluresf: I generally tell people to just watch the pilot.


While Kristen Bell may have her charms, I've gotta be honest: Enrico Colantoni made the show. Castle stole his "best dad in the world" schtick, and as awesome as Nathan Fillion is, he isn't half as cool as Enrico Colantoni was on "Veronica Mars".
 
2011-05-27 07:24:38 PM
Late to the party but...

YOU SHUT YOUR LYING WHORE MOUTH, SUBBY!

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As long as she keeps showing up in heels and short skirts to events where there are cameras she can do whatever she wants with her free time.
 
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