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(AOL)   Artist creates perfume out of urine, to be called "Eau de Toilet"   (weirdnews.aol.com) divider line 32
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2011-05-27 12:27:05 PM  
"Artist" Read: some douchebag.
 
2011-05-27 12:27:26 PM  
My wife would wear it, she's constantly pissed anyway
 
2011-05-27 12:27:53 PM  
Bear Grylls' girlfriend said to be.... kinda scared actually.
 
2011-05-27 12:28:11 PM  
The initial idea "Eau de Maplethorpe" was rejected early.
 
2011-05-27 12:28:15 PM  
Better than Essence of Douche
 
2011-05-27 12:28:24 PM  
tuxq.net

/derp!
 
2011-05-27 12:29:32 PM  
As a chemical analyst you wouldn't believe what is in your urine. And indeed some of them are pheromones or closely related metabolic byproducts. Still, don't drink it unless death is calling.

/that means you Tibetan monk #5
 
2011-05-27 12:29:36 PM  
www.mtishows.com
 
2011-05-27 12:30:47 PM  
That girl ain't right.
 
2011-05-27 12:34:51 PM  
If she had put a crucifix in the bottle, it'd be in the museum.
 
2011-05-27 12:35:34 PM  
Man, I was really hoping I could embed this... meh... such a waste... http://tuxq.net/whiff.gif
 
2011-05-27 12:39:32 PM  
another Andy Warhol / The Factory rip-off. Mr. Warhols "You're In" was to be sold in recycled (old school) thick Coca Cola bottles spray-painted silver with a silver-looking stopper top. They were unable to keep the perfume from taking the paint off the bottle, so it never made it to market.
 
2011-05-27 12:40:16 PM  
Expensive perfume is made out of whale barf and urea is used in skin creams. Pretty soon someone will invent a cosmetic out of shiat and women will pay big bucks to smear it all over their faces too.

1. get excrement
2. make cosmetics out of it
3. Profit!
 
2011-05-27 12:40:45 PM  
Hunters did it first.

There is no stink like deer pee stink.
 
2011-05-27 12:43:28 PM  
Now I know what to get my mother-n-law for xmas...
 
2011-05-27 12:46:02 PM  
On date night she says,"hey hon, I'm, in a hurry, so just piss on me before we leave".
 
2011-05-27 12:56:05 PM  

Jake Havechek: On date night she says,"hey hon, I'm, in a hurry, so just piss on me before we leave".


Some folks pay extra for that.
 
2011-05-27 02:00:46 PM  

Farktastic: Expensive perfume is made out of whale barf and urea is used in skin creams. Pretty soon someone will invent a cosmetic out of shiat and women will pay big bucks to smear it all over their faces too.

1. get excrement
2. make cosmetics out of it
3. Profit!


Nah we already use shiat im the farm fields so we can eat the stuff that grows in it.
 
2011-05-27 02:38:19 PM  
How is this in any way different than what's been used to mace unsuspecting shoppers in the faces for decades?
 
2011-05-27 02:46:03 PM  
I know a bisexual girl that masturbates and then rubs her wet hands all over her neck just before going out to the bars...
 
2011-05-27 02:57:31 PM  
"I don't see anyone dabbing yours behind their ears, Princess...oh, wait, never mind."
 
2011-05-27 03:10:54 PM  
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Seriously, that biatch is stupid...
 
2011-05-27 03:38:32 PM  
can I blame it on the dog?
 
2011-05-27 04:19:03 PM  
Eau de Toilet?

Those words can be found on quite a few perfume and colognes.
 
2011-05-27 05:11:14 PM  

Total Farking Mystery: I know a bisexual girl that masturbates and then rubs her wet hands all over her neck just before going out to the bars...


Go on...
 
2011-05-27 06:01:09 PM  
This will be a big seller in Germany.
 
2011-05-27 08:48:57 PM  
There used to be a popular perfume/patent medicine called Eau de Millefleurs, which after doing some research on it, I discovered seemed to have originated as some smartalec bottling cow piss and labeling it with a fancy French name that referenced what the cow had been eating.

Over time, though, it evolved into a nice concoction of vanilla-floral fragrances. One occasionally still finds it sold.
 
2011-05-27 11:45:30 PM  
Eau de humanity
 
2011-05-28 01:16:09 AM  
comm eau de.
 
2011-05-28 01:40:18 AM  
Eau de frijole
 
2011-05-28 05:39:17 AM  
Um...subby. You know Toilette is just French for Toilet, right?
 
2011-05-28 09:15:32 AM  
Um...subby. You know that Urine contains urea, which is considered a natural musk, right? And that urine has many beneficial uses, such as relieving athlete's foot because of the ammonia content, and was used in the past for actually making perfume? I'm certain you've researched all of these facts before submitting your headline, right?

/right?
 
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