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(Some Guy)		Tornadoes spotted near Bono, Arkansas. The Edge on edge. This is your Wednesday stormwatch thread. Stay safe, everybody (kait8.com)		363
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PonceAlyosha		2011-05-25 07:11:42 PM

Wow, Fengalon is PISSED.

/alternatively, Hawkgirl

Ed Finnerty		2011-05-25 07:12:55 PM

To your assigned basement or vault.

Calehedron		2011-05-25 07:13:09 PM

People thought I was joking when I said I moved from Alabama to Arizona get away from all the killer weather. Got tired of taking shelter multiple times a year. Never sustained major damage, but my brother did this last go round in Bama.

reillan		2011-05-25 07:13:24 PM

Aww, they didn't call it:

Joplin, Guthrie... then Bono!

Is there a town named "Gaga" anywhere?

AbbeySomeone		2011-05-25 07:13:30 PM

In the name of lovveeee...

porterm		2011-05-25 07:13:54 PM

one inch hail here in south st louis,not much more where im at.

ThisNameSux		2011-05-25 07:13:54 PM

Bring it God. I'll fark your shiat up u farking punk.

Cpl.D		2011-05-25 07:14:38 PM

ThisNameSux: Bring it God. I'll fark your shiat up u farking punk.

You must have a dodge stratus.

ankmcfly		2011-05-25 07:14:41 PM

Its a Beautiful Day... somewhere

AbbeySomeone		2011-05-25 07:15:57 PM

reillan: Aww, they didn't call it:

Joplin, Guthrie... then Bono!

Is there a town named "Gaga" anywhere?

The common theme angels?
What do I win?
These riddles bug me.

Kar98		2011-05-25 07:17:19 PM

Took you long enough, modsters.

cYn21		2011-05-25 07:17:46 PM

It's getting awfully windy here in Memphis. The state has actually started shutting down schools and such.

Should be a craaaaaaazy night.

mtylerjr		2011-05-25 07:17:52 PM

Through the storm we reach the shore. You give it all but I want more. And I'm waiting for you... with or without yoooouuuuuuuu

drjekel_mrhyde		2011-05-25 07:18:02 PM

God is just punishing them because all them homersexuals

AbbeySomeone		2011-05-25 07:19:58 PM

cYn21: It's getting awfully windy here in Memphis. The state has actually started shutting down schools and such.

Should be a craaaaaaazy night.

When you're walkin' in Memphis keep your feet flat on the ground.

Trixie212		2011-05-25 07:20:21 PM

Yep...another long night of watching weather reports all night long, hoping the cable doesn't go out when you need it the most. I'm getting really tired of these tornadoes.

/in Memphis metropolitan area
//gonna invest in an underground shelter before next tornado season rolls around.

I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey		2011-05-25 07:20:43 PM

I think all those tornadoes and their mysterious ways are giving the Midwesterners some serious vertigo. Hopefully, we don't see a Sunday, bloody Sunday.

/condolences sent

Opinionated Arsehole		2011-05-25 07:20:49 PM

This time, the trees will hit Bono!

Bschott007		2011-05-25 07:20:53 PM

Mods have been too drunk or farked up on drugs to properly greenlight threads today.

Thanks for getting yourselves out of your stupors and finally greenlighting a new thread.

Shrinkwrap		2011-05-25 07:20:59 PM

Work shuffled us all into the basement today for a bit.

AbbeySomeone		2011-05-25 07:21:04 PM

drjekel_mrhyde: God is just punishing them because all them homersexuals

God hates rhythmn and blues.

PowerSlacker		2011-05-25 07:21:42 PM

Good old flyover country....

/light rain in PDX

mjoven1975		2011-05-25 07:21:54 PM

Opinionated Arsehole: This time, the trees will hit Bono!

Nice.

WTF Indeed		2011-05-25 07:22:00 PM

AbbeySomeone		2011-05-25 07:22:48 PM

Opinionated Arsehole: This time, the trees will hit Bono!

Winner so far.

mikkimouse		2011-05-25 07:23:02 PM

Good luck, guys. Hope you all make it through okay.

oldebayer		2011-05-25 07:23:03 PM

I don't know if it's the new fark font, or if I need new glasses, but I read that as "tomatoes spotted."

Bschott007		2011-05-25 07:23:08 PM

Supercell with strong rotation will near the Memphis area in about 40 mins.

MannaxOne		2011-05-25 07:24:17 PM

For any farkers in/near Indianapolis or south and east of it, we have some very powerful cells moving through. At least one tornado has been reported and there are numerous warnings and watches.

Trixie212		2011-05-25 07:25:02 PM

Bschott007: Supercell with strong rotation will near the Memphis area in about 40 mins.

Oh, goody.

Funbags		2011-05-25 07:25:06 PM

Hopefully, the winds won't be stong enough to tear down all the street signs, leaving the streets with no name.

cameroncrazy1984		2011-05-25 07:25:13 PM

You know what? I'm never, ever complaining about driving my Mustang through snow in October ever again.

excusimfark		2011-05-25 07:26:00 PM

Tornado Crowd Control Machine

Gdalescrboz		2011-05-25 07:26:19 PM

This time, the trees will hit Bono!

Winner winner, chicken dinner

Funbags		2011-05-25 07:26:20 PM

In a little while, we'll know if everyone is ok. In a little while.

Opinionated Arsehole		2011-05-25 07:26:50 PM

AbbeySomeone: Opinionated Arsehole: This time, the trees will hit Bono!

Winner so far.

I'm happy to Cher...

detroitdoesntsuckthatbad		2011-05-25 07:27:44 PM

PowerSlacker: Good old flyover country....

/light rain in PDX

Aka douching hardcore about an hour ago - now just typical miserable drizzle

/and unshaven armpits
//drinking a Rogue Hazelnut Spiced Rum & Ginger - Stay Safe Farkers et al

bulldg4life		2011-05-25 07:27:56 PM

What in the hell is going on this year...

Brick-House		2011-05-25 07:28:31 PM

would hate to be the wicked witch of the east right now...

2.bp.blogspot.com

PsychoLaurie		2011-05-25 07:28:34 PM

Why does everyone keep HAARPing on this shiat? It's tornado alley.

/this is why I moved from Nebraska to Hawaii
//not kidding
///will take tsunamis over tornadoes anyday

Mike_LowELL		2011-05-25 07:28:53 PM

God is a cocksucker.

Third_Uncle_Eno		2011-05-25 07:29:03 PM

"Vortex the Blue Sky" by Boo-Too...

This thunderstorm comes up to me
its funnel cloud all dark like the bottom of a well
Like the night with no stars
And it's racking up those mph
slammin' them down
ONE hundred! .... TWO hundred!
And i can hear those locomotives
And i can hear those locomotives

Inside is America
Outside is America

AbbeySomeone		2011-05-25 07:29:06 PM

Opinionated Arsehole: AbbeySomeone: Opinionated Arsehole: This time, the trees will hit Bono!

Winner so far.

I'm happy to Cher...

I got you
babe

Rubberband Girl		2011-05-25 07:29:09 PM

Still at work here in Cleveland, Ohio as the skies get uglier and the wind stronger. I've already told the student at the circulation desk to head for the basement and hide among the compact shelving if the sky turns green.

SLOBODAN		2011-05-25 07:29:54 PM

Cpl.D: ThisNameSux: Bring it God. I'll fark your shiat up u farking punk.

You must have a dodge stratus.

30.media.tumblr.com

druidmama		2011-05-25 07:30:01 PM

I'm so farking sick of this shiat! Who can I sue?

/my shelter is a ditch.

TommyymmoT		2011-05-25 07:30:19 PM

Opinionated Arsehole: AbbeySomeone: Opinionated Arsehole: This time, the trees will hit Bono!

Winner so far.

I'm happy to Cher...

Chaz!

It's about time that someone put that librul tree hugger in his place.

Bschott007		2011-05-25 07:30:32 PM

Links for your tornado pleasure:

Live streaming from storm chaser in OH (new window)

TWC twitter feed (new window)

Weather Underground Interactive Tornado Map (new window)

Little Rock, AR live streaming (new window)

BEST LINK (new window) for getting live streaming of a map of various storm chasers and where they currently are in relation to the storms.