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(SeattlePI)   Udder pandemonium reigns when dairy queen reveals she's lactose intolerant   (seattlepi.com) divider line 47
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2011-05-25 08:16:52 PM  
I'd dip my cherry Dilly Bar in it.
 
2011-05-25 08:17:01 PM  
(insert fellatio joke here)
 
2011-05-25 08:20:37 PM  
I was wondering where she went off to
 
2011-05-25 08:22:31 PM  
They are really milking this story.
 
2011-05-25 08:25:26 PM  

Dairy King: I was wondering where she went off to


i378.photobucket.com

Can I get an irony ruling from the judges? I'm gonna say no.
 
2011-05-25 08:28:29 PM  
She has a freakishly wide nose.
 
2011-05-25 08:28:41 PM  
The whey they keep churning out these cheesy stories really sours me to internet news as a whole.

Of course, I only skimmed the article.

/Moo
 
2011-05-25 08:31:02 PM  
butter face
 
2011-05-25 08:32:12 PM  
Was Milkamania running wild after that? (new window)

/first thing I thought of
 
2011-05-25 08:33:52 PM  
dairypedia.com
More info here.Link (moo)
 
2011-05-25 08:37:54 PM  
msnbcmedia2.msn.com
"Who farted y'all?"
 
2011-05-25 08:40:49 PM  
Rufus,

Thanks for posting that pick. I thought I recognised it immediately then looked at the title. I've been there many times.
 
2011-05-25 08:42:44 PM  
I'm pretty sure that there is no milk in Dairy Queen products anyway.
 
2011-05-25 08:42:54 PM  
I guess she cud not tell a lie.
 
2011-05-25 08:45:34 PM  
milk, it does the body good.
 
2011-05-25 08:46:05 PM  
I'm sorry, you'll have to speak up. I have this ringin' in mah ears... my doctor says it could be related to my heart palpitations.

Heh... I poop too much.

Ooohh. Maybe you're lactose-intolerant.

NO, I SAID I POOP TOO MUCH. Heh heh. And then I get tired.

Oh, I know all about tired dear. Take a couple of these, they perk me right up.
 
2011-05-25 08:47:13 PM  
maximum pun levels reached for this thread

additional puns may cause Gut Flora
 
2011-05-25 08:49:20 PM  

KillAllHumans: maximum pun levels reached for this thread

additional puns may cause Gut Flora


Nonetheless, we refuse to be cowed.
 
2011-05-25 08:49:24 PM  
Wow, with that nose she is still the prettiest girl around?

Studman69 me all you want, I'd hit it and would admit it in mixed company but the fact that her town considers her beauty pageant material is sad. That's a consolation prize chick you take home when the hot chick shot you down. if she blows you off the serous drinking begins to make the mopeds cute
 
2011-05-25 08:49:42 PM  
So they went all organic 5 years ago....
And 2 years ago,she developed the intolerance...

imageshack.us

/hey honey,..it's all organic.
 
2011-05-25 08:55:12 PM  
That is a big schnoz.
images.cheezburger.com
 
2011-05-25 08:55:49 PM  

Digitalstrange: Wow, with that nose she is still the prettiest girl around?


You have not been to Elma, I take it.
 
2011-05-25 08:59:54 PM  

Digitalstrange: Wow, with that nose she is still the prettiest girl around?


She was the only applicant. It seems the position actually involves work.

It doesn't sound like there's been any pandemonium at all. I think it would be nice if she can continue talking about lactose intolerance like she has been.
 
2011-05-25 09:00:04 PM  
It's absolutely like raaaaaiiiiiiiaaaaiiiiiiin
 
2011-05-25 09:13:48 PM  

Jument: She has a freakishly wide nose snout.


FTFY
 
2011-05-25 09:28:48 PM  
I was expecting to read about a lawsuit
Society I am disappoint
 
2011-05-25 09:36:12 PM  
No Mila Kunis references. :(
 
2011-05-25 09:48:41 PM  
...Burger King forgot to wrap his Whopper?
 
2011-05-25 10:10:02 PM  
atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com

Intolerance can cause gassing.
 
2011-05-25 10:17:01 PM  

apeiron242: No Mila Kunis references. :(


But regardless, here is Mila Kunis.

www.guttersnipenews.com
 
2011-05-25 10:17:57 PM  

CygnusDarius: apeiron242: No Mila Kunis references. :(

But regardless, here is Mila Kunis.


Whereas she should really be in my bunk.
 
2011-05-25 10:25:16 PM  
Has to be single? Huh? And where do you find a teenager with no piercings or tattoos in Washington?
 
2011-05-25 10:30:06 PM  

JosephFinn: Has to be single? Huh? And where do you find a teenager with no piercings or tattoos in Washington?


Eastern Washington. It might as well be an entirely different state anyway.
 
2011-05-25 10:32:51 PM  
Eastern Washington might as well be thought of as the midwest.
 
2011-05-25 10:53:30 PM  
Adults have difficulty digesting milk. It isn't lactose intolerance. Can you have milk products without doubling over in pain? Then you don't have lactose intolerance. The vast majority of eople who are lactose intolerant are from cultures where milk and milk products have not been part of adult diets for thousands of years.
 
2011-05-25 10:58:27 PM  
Teats or GTFO?
 
2011-05-25 11:13:29 PM  
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO111!1 No dairy, my worst nightmare!!!!
 
2011-05-25 11:14:00 PM  

Big Al: Eastern Washington might as well be thought of as the midwest.


Or Nazi-occupied Idaho.
 
2011-05-25 11:21:49 PM  
What a mooving story.
 
2011-05-25 11:23:54 PM  
I thought it was cheesy....
 
2011-05-25 11:26:51 PM  

Clete Orris: CygnusDarius: apeiron242: No Mila Kunis references. :(

But regardless, here is Mila Kunis.

Whereas she should really be in my bunk.


Give me a lactose intolerant Zooey Deschanel any day... thats the only thing that would ever make me give it up... And happily too...

2.bp.blogspot.com

www.cryosites.com

farm3.static.flickr.com
 
2011-05-25 11:46:02 PM  
In before the irony police...
 
2011-05-25 11:46:15 PM  
What a shiatty thing.
 
2011-05-26 02:18:34 AM  

Maul555: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO111!1 No dairy, my worst nightmare!!!!


you get use to it. Rice ice cream is the bomb.
 
2011-05-26 05:13:55 AM  

RandomExcess: butter face


This.

Also, I abhor intolerance.
 
2011-05-26 07:32:52 AM  

thelordofcheese: RandomExcess: butter face

This.

Also, I abhor intolerance.


And I hate people like that!
 
2011-05-26 09:29:12 AM  

trifoldhat: Maul555: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO111!1 No dairy, my worst nightmare!!!!

you get use to it. Rice ice cream is the bomb.


The soy and almond stuff is pretty good too- the almond-based ice creams are a lot 'creamier' from what I found.

Lately though, I've essentially been able to eat like I'm not lactose intolerant- about a month ago I discovered Kefir after seeing a post about it in a discussion about lactose intolerance. They make some tasty flavors of it, and I discovered that after a few weeks of drinking it/using it in smoothies instead of soy milk that I could essentially eat any dairy products I wanted without the digestive distress that usually accompanied doing so without using lactase enzyme pills.

A full meal of pizza, a DQ Blizzard (something you'd never get me to give up but usually even with the Lactaid would be uncomfortable).... nothing that would usually have me running for a bathroom half an hour later if I didn't take Lactaid with it gives me any issues now. They make small single-serving bottles that I drink with my lunch at work- it ultimately may cost a bit more than Lactaid, but it also is actually pretty nutritious and so has a use beyond letting me consume dairy products unrestricted.
 
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