Dairy King: I was wondering where she went off to
"Who farted y'all?"
KillAllHumans: maximum pun levels reached for this threadadditional puns may cause Gut Flora
Digitalstrange: Wow, with that nose she is still the prettiest girl around?
Jument: She has a freakishly wide nose snout.
apeiron242: No Mila Kunis references. :(
CygnusDarius: apeiron242: No Mila Kunis references. :(But regardless, here is Mila Kunis.
JosephFinn: Has to be single? Huh? And where do you find a teenager with no piercings or tattoos in Washington?
Big Al: Eastern Washington might as well be thought of as the midwest.
Clete Orris: CygnusDarius: apeiron242: No Mila Kunis references. :(But regardless, here is Mila Kunis.Whereas she should really be in my bunk.
Maul555: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO111!1 No dairy, my worst nightmare!!!!
RandomExcess: butter face
thelordofcheese: RandomExcess: butter faceThis.Also, I abhor intolerance.
trifoldhat: Maul555: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO111!1 No dairy, my worst nightmare!!!!you get use to it. Rice ice cream is the bomb.
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