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(Some Guy)   Popeye's manager gladly makes the news on Tuesday for fondling underage employees today   (nbcphiladelphia.com ) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Popeye, cops, Bensalem, indecent assault, Eduardo Tomasek  
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9092 clicks; posted to Main » on 24 May 2011 at 12:25 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2011-05-24 11:13:02 AM  
Were they bow-legged women? 'Cause that's the kind he likes.
 
2011-05-24 11:25:33 AM  
media.nbcphiladelphia.com
 
2011-05-24 12:26:42 PM  
Man I want some biscuits now
 
2011-05-24 12:27:08 PM  
See, he has a mustache. Not everyone with a mustache is a pedophile, but every pedophile has a mustache.

\Just kidding, everyone with a mustache is a pedophile.
 
2011-05-24 12:30:15 PM  
This is the reason why I don't have a stache. No matter how old I get, as long as I have to keep it in regs it will ALWAYS resemble a pedostache.
 
2011-05-24 12:30:31 PM  
Isn't today Tuesday?
 
2011-05-24 12:32:04 PM  
To be fair, 'management' at that sort of place doesn't get many perks. Or paid better than an office janitor.
 
2011-05-24 12:32:13 PM  
Authorities say that after a 2-month investigation, they believe Tomasek fondled and inappropriately touched at least three female employees between the ages of 15 and 16. He also allegedly supplied them with gifts and money.

Ladies, there ain't nothing in this world for free.
 
2011-05-24 12:32:18 PM  

DeathBySmiley: See, he has a mustache. Not everyone with a mustache is a pedophile, but every pedophile has a mustache.

\Just kidding, everyone with a mustache is a pedophile.


Agreed.
 
2011-05-24 12:33:18 PM  
Dirty Rice, y'all.
 
2011-05-24 12:33:35 PM  
+1 for a reference to my favorite movie when I was 5.
 
2011-05-24 12:34:01 PM  
I thought the only perk of being a fast food establishment manager was fondling the employees. Brutus!
 
2011-05-24 12:34:06 PM  
"...female employees between the ages of 15 and 16."

sirwale.freeblog.hu
 
2011-05-24 12:34:12 PM  
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
I lives in a jar of jam
The jam is so sticky
It sticks to my dickey
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
 
2011-05-24 12:34:14 PM  
Well, blow me down
 
2011-05-24 12:34:32 PM  
The new Popeye's Sexual Harassment Dinner Basket: Grab as many breasts, thighs, and legs as you can get away with for a limited time!

/Love that gropin' from Popeye's!!
 
2011-05-24 12:35:09 PM  
whiskeywolf.files.wordpress.com
 
2011-05-24 12:35:49 PM  
A two-month investigation? What the hell about this would take two months?
 
2011-05-24 12:36:06 PM  
clearly there's a breast joke here. he's the manager. he's got to make sure the breasts at popeye's are up to standard, amiright?

/quality control defense
 
2011-05-24 12:36:22 PM  
toot toot!
 
2011-05-24 12:36:24 PM  
images.yuku.com

...approves.
 
2011-05-24 12:36:25 PM  
That reminds me today is the Tuesday special at Popeye's.

Thanks Fark!

/2 pieces, biscuit, small side $2.99
 
2011-05-24 12:37:08 PM  

BarbadoSlim: DeathBySmiley: See, he has a mustache. Not everyone with a mustache is a pedophile, but every pedophile has a mustache.

\Just kidding, everyone with a mustache is a pedophile.

Agreed.


Ron Swanson takes offense and offers you hamburger with nothing on it.

/Cosigned by Burt Reynolds
//Norm Macdonald
 
2011-05-24 12:37:55 PM  
Seriously, I hope he washed his hands between touching the Cajun flavor and the crotch
 
2011-05-24 12:38:35 PM  
FTA:"Popeyes Manager Fondles Employees: Cops"
I read that headline, and thought he molested the cops as well.
 
2011-05-24 12:38:41 PM  
Doesn't look like a ragin' cajun to me.
 
2011-05-24 12:42:15 PM  
Authorities say that after a 2-month investigation, they believe Tomasek fondled and inappropriately touched at least three female employees between the ages of 15 and 16.

Wait, so this guy conducted a 2 month investigation before he groped? That's doin' your homework.
 
2011-05-24 12:44:37 PM  
What a Wimpy headline.
 
2011-05-24 12:46:29 PM  

elev8meL8r: Seriously, I hope he washed his hands between touching the Cajun flavor and the crotch


And vice-versa.
 
2011-05-24 12:46:37 PM  
His defense: "I yam what I yam."

/what age is "between 15 and 16"??? Idiot editor.
 
2011-05-24 12:47:53 PM  
Grab 'em in the biscuits.

/Samoans
 
2011-05-24 12:48:09 PM  
Geez to much PC shiat going on today...nothing wrong with a little pat on the arse for a job well done...

/Cajun Style that is.
 
2011-05-24 12:50:26 PM  

YOU GONNA

media.nbcphiladelphia.com

GET FONDLED

 
2011-05-24 12:52:53 PM  
Kid diddling trifecta complete!

Pair-o-Dice: Isn't today Tuesday?


Oh, so it is. $2 Jameson shots are calling my name.
 
2011-05-24 12:54:30 PM  
Enjo kosai?
 
2011-05-24 12:54:41 PM  
what is a "between the ages" and where can i see a picture of one to see what the interest would be?
 
2011-05-24 12:58:26 PM  
I thought that was part of his benefits package.
 
2011-05-24 12:59:22 PM  
Me Chinese
Me Play Joke
Me Feel up
Fourteen Year old
 
2011-05-24 01:02:26 PM  

Huck And Molly Ziegler: /what age is "between 15 and 16"???


Rebecca Black?
 
2011-05-24 01:04:22 PM  

elev8meL8r: Huck And Molly Ziegler: /what age is "between 15 and 16"???

Rebecca Black?


Rebecca Black (born June 21, 1997)

I fail. Justin Bieber, maybe? I ain't gonna google that one.
 
2011-05-24 01:08:46 PM  

envirovore: Kid diddling trifecta complete!


They're teenagers. It's still wrong, but maybe if we stop referring to them as precious widdle babbies we can convince a few of them to grow up before they reach 30.
 
2011-05-24 01:11:16 PM  

I_Can't_Believe_It's_Not_Smegma: I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
I lives in a jar of jam
The jam is so sticky
It sticks to my dickey
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man


I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
I live in a garbage can
I turned on the heater
And burned off my peter
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
 
2011-05-24 01:11:16 PM  
You can't spell "fondle" without "fond."
 
2011-05-24 01:13:49 PM  

LowbrowDeluxe: envirovore: Kid diddling trifecta complete!

They're teenagers. It's still wrong, but maybe if we stop referring to them as precious widdle babbies we can convince a few of them to grow up before they reach 30.


Besides, have you seen some of these girls? It's pretty hard to resist giving them a little squeeze as they walk by.
 
2011-05-24 01:15:23 PM  
I thought the batter was a little salty.
 
2011-05-24 01:20:52 PM  

LowbrowDeluxe: envirovore: Kid diddling trifecta complete!

They're teenagers. It's still wrong, but maybe if we stop referring to them as precious widdle babbies we can convince a few of them to grow up before they reach 30.


Damn semantics, though it's a bit obvious what I was going for.
/Agree with rest of your post.
 
2011-05-24 01:31:13 PM  

Pair-o-Dice: Isn't today Tuesday?


Came here to say this headline might be amusing if today weren't Tuesday.
 
2011-05-24 01:32:58 PM  
TTIUWOP of alleged victims.
 
2011-05-24 01:40:34 PM  

66dude: TTIUWOP of alleged victims.


Why don't you have a seat over there
 
2011-05-24 02:12:17 PM  
media.nbcphiladelphia.com

www.examiner.com
 
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