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(Showbiz Spy)   Kirstie Alley is starving herself. Man, it felt weird typing that   (showbizspy.com) divider line 50
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2011-05-23 04:29:02 PM  
She is actually better looking with a little meat on her bones. Weight looks good on some women.
 
2011-05-23 04:32:47 PM  
Older actresses, in particular, should remain aware of the fact that their fat softens their features. See: Cryptkeeper Madonna. Take away the padding and you're left with nothing but wrinkles, veins, and rich, Corinthian leather.
 
2011-05-23 04:32:58 PM  
old news is old. They revealed that she'd been under eating on DWTS two weeks ago. Her partner stopped the rehearsal one day because she couldn't stay vertical. She claimed that she wasn't doing it on purpose, she just forgot to eat. The next week she said she was doing better.
 
2011-05-23 04:38:43 PM  
It's always a bit awkward for me when a Kirstie Alley thread comes up while I'm at work, but I power through.

/spent for the day
 
2011-05-23 04:42:01 PM  
She ages very well. Seriously, she is what like in her 50's and when she drops weight she looks banging.
 
2011-05-23 04:56:08 PM  
She looks good there. I'd go balls deep.

Maybe she's doing coke. You may want to put Kirstie Alley as an upset in your death pool.
 
2011-05-23 04:56:10 PM  
"If Kirstie continues,she may suffer from electrolyte deficiency,particularly sodium depletion,which can lead to heart arrhythmia and sudden death," he added.

So drink some gatorade?
 
2011-05-23 04:58:40 PM  
WOUL---No, no. I can't do it.
 
2011-05-23 05:03:24 PM  
Man, Father Time has not been kind to the Ladies of Cheers (LoCs):

THEN: www.librarising.com

NOW: eighties.weebly.com

THEN: www.patricegolinvaux.com

NOW: img.dailymail.co.uk



THEN: www.esquire.com

NOW: www.esquire.com

Tragic. So very tragic.
 
2011-05-23 05:06:02 PM  
Don't care about all the hater, Kirstie Alley is still hot and I would not turn her down for some meat and veg
 
2011-05-23 05:06:59 PM  
She's cute at any weight. And she's funny. And I love her voice.
 
2011-05-23 05:14:13 PM  

wild9: She ages very well. Seriously, she is what like in her 50's and when she drops weight she looks banging.


Seems to me that women with a little fat to them age better than skinny women, counter to my preferences as they are. Odd, though, it may be, as the years pile on, those with a little padding seem to end up looking a decade or two younger than those who've kept it lean.

/Seen some hard looking skinny chicks around 30 and some curvaceous broads who are still carded at 50.
 
2011-05-23 05:22:09 PM  

DaWormyPimpsta: Man, Father Time has not been kind to the Ladies of Cheers (LoCs):

Tragic. So very tragic.



The last one, you owe me a new keyboard.
 
2011-05-23 05:24:18 PM  
She's 60. And yes I would!
 
2011-05-23 05:26:45 PM  
Man, ever since Look who's talking have i wanted to tap on that, and i think i was 10 when that came out.
 
2011-05-23 05:37:58 PM  
What I'm still curious about is why that bloated hog got fat in the first place? I thought that scientosmology made you a perfect being able to control all of time and space with your superpowers?
Has she not spent as much as she needs to or something?
 
2011-05-23 05:38:34 PM  
Now I'm hearing conflicting reports, first story I heard that she went to the market, then I heard she had stayed home. Now I'm hearing one person say she ate roast beef while the headline suggests she has had none. What is going on?
 
2011-05-23 05:39:41 PM  
moralpanic Quote 2011-05-23 05:24:18 PM
She's 60. And yes I would! I'm a pervert.


Dude. If she's old enough to knit you a hat, give you a cookie and tell what a nice little girl your mother was, you don't. M'kay. Plain and simple. She's 60...get a life or a girlfriend who doesn't require an entire tube of lubricant to slip it in.


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2011-05-23 05:43:25 PM  
I would crawl through seven miles of nuclear waste that was buried under a pile of pig shiat that was three hundred yards deep just to get the chance to lick her shoe ....

Or not.
 
2011-05-23 05:43:38 PM  

fatalvenom: DaWormyPimpsta: Man, Father Time has not been kind to the Ladies of Cheers (LoCs):

Tragic. So very tragic.


The last one, you owe me a new keyboard.


Agreed...I laughed so hard!
 
2011-05-23 05:57:27 PM  

indarwinsshadow: moralpanic Quote 2011-05-23 05:24:18 PM
She's 60. And yes I would! I'm a pervert.


Dude. If she's old enough to knit you a hat, give you a cookie and tell what a nice little girl your mother was, you don't. M'kay. Plain and simple. She's 60...get a life or a girlfriend who doesn't require an entire tube of lubricant to slip it in.


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Yeah, but she could bake you cookies after you farked the shiat out of her! And, you could have sex under the new afghan she knitted, and your toes could poke out of the holes!
 
2011-05-23 06:01:32 PM  
Hey Man, ya gotta do what ya gotta do. Amirite?
 
2011-05-23 06:05:20 PM  

DaWormyPimpsta: Man, Father Time has not been kind to the Ladies of Cheers (LoCs):


Sadly, this is probably normal when you work once and can live off the royalties forever.

/ Love that show
 
2011-05-23 06:20:50 PM  

RandomExcess: She is actually better looking with a little meat on her bones. Weight looks good on some women.


^This. She looks good.
 
2011-05-23 06:28:32 PM  

cchris_39: RandomExcess: She is actually better looking with a little meat on her bones. Weight looks good on some women.

^This. She looks good.


She's still a Scientologist. And like all scientologists its pooper or the highway!
 
2011-05-23 06:29:46 PM  

Ashelth: cchris_39: RandomExcess: She is actually better looking with a little meat on her bones. Weight looks good on some women.

^This. She looks good.

She's still a Scientologist. And like all scientologists its pooper or the highway!


hershey highway?
 
2011-05-23 06:30:58 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Ashelth: cchris_39: RandomExcess: She is actually better looking with a little meat on her bones. Weight looks good on some women.

^This. She looks good.

She's still a Scientologist. And like all scientologists its pooper or the highway!

hershey highway?


Spear fishing for doo-doo sharks.
 
2011-05-23 06:53:22 PM  

Diogenes Teufelsdrockh: wild9: She ages very well. Seriously, she is what like in her 50's and when she drops weight she looks banging.

Seems to me that women with a little fat to them age better than skinny women, counter to my preferences as they are. Odd, though, it may be, as the years pile on, those with a little padding seem to end up looking a decade or two younger than those who've kept it lean.

/Seen some hard looking skinny chicks around 30 and some curvaceous broads who are still carded at 50.


The new thing in plastic surgery is cheek implants to look more youthful like this tragedy (new window)

The woman was gorgeous, now she looks like anime.
 
2011-05-23 07:02:21 PM  

DaWormyPimpsta: Man, Father Time has not been kind to the Ladies of Cheers (LoCs):
...
THEN: [photo of Rhea Perlman)
NOW: [same photo]
Tragic. So very tragic.



It is utterly amazing how farkable her daughter Lucy DeVito looks. How could the combined DNA of Rhea Perlman and Danny DeVito make that? Mummmm, the things I would do to that miniature sexpot. I would disappoint her so hard.
 
2011-05-23 07:29:43 PM  
...desperate to get her weight down to 130 so she can slip into a size 4 dress

In other news, I'll never understand women's dress sizes.
 
2011-05-23 07:58:31 PM  
Calls dibs on her extra skin.

www.zuguide.com
 
2011-05-23 07:59:09 PM  
FirstNationalBastard [TotalFark] Quote 2011-05-23 05:57:27 PM
indarwinsshadow: moralpanic Quote 2011-05-23 05:24:18 PM
She's 60. And yes I would! I'm a pervert.


Dude. If she's old enough to knit you a hat, give you a cookie and tell what a nice little girl your mother was, you don't. M'kay. Plain and simple. She's 60...get a life or a girlfriend who doesn't require an entire tube of lubricant to slip it in.


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..
...

Yeah, but she could bake you cookies after you farked the shiat out of her! And, you could have sex under the new afghan she knitted, and your toes could poke out of the holes!


Personally, I'd feel guilty farking her after she gave me a savings bond and quarter to rub the painful corn on the back of her heel.
 
2011-05-23 08:02:28 PM  

indarwinsshadow:

Personally, I'd feel guilty farking her after she gave me a savings bond and quarter to rub the painful corn on the back of her heel.


Well, how do you think it would all start?

Sure, you might begin rubbing the corn on the back of her heel, but there would be other areas that needed more vigorous rubbing!

Plus, you get a Werther's Original if you do a good job.
 
2011-05-23 08:06:49 PM  
Seismetology?
 
2011-05-23 08:23:22 PM  

HopScotchNSoda: DaWormyPimpsta: Man, Father Time has not been kind to the Ladies of Cheers (LoCs):
...
THEN: [photo of Rhea Perlman)
NOW: [same photo]
Tragic. So very tragic.


It is utterly amazing how farkable her daughter Lucy DeVito looks. How could the combined DNA of Rhea Perlman and Danny DeVito make that? Mummmm, the things I would do to that miniature sexpot. I would disappoint her so hard.


Wow, I GIS'd her, and you ain't kidding! Strangely enough, she still resembles both her parents.
 
2011-05-23 08:43:55 PM  

zato_ichi: HopScotchNSoda: DaWormyPimpsta: Man, Father Time has not been kind to the Ladies of Cheers (LoCs):
...
THEN: [photo of Rhea Perlman)
NOW: [same photo]
Tragic. So very tragic.


It is utterly amazing how farkable her daughter Lucy DeVito looks. How could the combined DNA of Rhea Perlman and Danny DeVito make that? Mummmm, the things I would do to that miniature sexpot. I would disappoint her so hard.

Wow, I GIS'd her, and you ain't kidding! Strangely enough, she still resembles both her parents.


I dunno if I'd call her hot, but she's definitely got a very cute vibe going for her. I had no idea they even had a kid.
 
2011-05-23 09:42:16 PM  
Tragic. So very tragic.

I would STILL bang the snot out of Rhea Perlman. Carla and I coulda had some fun together.

I dunno if I'd call her hot, but she's definitely got a very cute vibe going for her. I had no idea they even had a kid.

Three of 'em I think. One of the few Hollywood marriages that actually lasted!
 
2011-05-23 09:45:33 PM  
Well at least there's one reason for Kirk's gay son saving her life.

/wait, that was the replacement Saavik
 
2011-05-23 10:03:30 PM  
I have stood right next to Ms. Alley on two occasions in the past year or so, and both times she looked really, really good. The first time I was surprised because I had just seen some really mean paparazzi shots of her looking like a house the week before...but in real life, I have to say, she was beautiful. And her voice is kinda dirty-girl sexy, too.
 
2011-05-23 10:10:27 PM  

PepperFreak: What I'm still curious about is why that bloated hog got fat in the first place? I thought that scientosmology made you a perfect being able to control all of time and space with your superpowers?
Has she not spent as much as she needs to or something?


She got fat to prove that the cult can make people lose weight.
 
2011-05-23 11:34:41 PM  
Sounds to me like she's just doing exactly what every corpulent fattie fat fatass should be doing in the first place, eat less and exercise more, which is really the only genuine "secret" to weight loss. Good on her for realizing that "big" is not beautiful, it's disgusting.

/yeah i know, i sound fat
//what else ya got?
 
2011-05-23 11:40:03 PM  

lisarenee3505: Sounds to me like she's just doing exactly what every corpulent fattie fat fatass should be doing in the first place, eat less and exercise more, which is really the only genuine "secret" to weight loss. Good on her for realizing that "big" is not beautiful, it's disgusting.

/yeah i know, i sound fat
//what else ya got?


Well I was originally gonna go with "You sound like a bitter hag who's upset that even at her fattest, Kirstie Allie had more people that wanted to fark her than will ever want to fark you.", but I guess "You sound fat" works too.
 
2011-05-24 12:00:30 AM  
130lb --> size 4? Must be a spandex dress.
 
2011-05-24 01:35:51 AM  

zato_ichi: HopScotchNSoda: DaWormyPimpsta: Man, Father Time has not been kind to the Ladies of Cheers (LoCs):
...
THEN: [photo of Rhea Perlman)
NOW: [same photo]
Tragic. So very tragic.


It is utterly amazing how farkable her daughter Lucy DeVito looks. How could the combined DNA of Rhea Perlman and Danny DeVito make that? Mummmm, the things I would do to that miniature sexpot. I would disappoint her so hard.

Wow, I GIS'd her, and you ain't kidding! Strangely enough, she still resembles both her parents.


Wow. 'Not groteque' is now 'amzingly farkable'? You guys will fark anything other than Megan Fox, won't 'cha?
 
2011-05-24 01:37:35 AM  

lisarenee3505: Sounds to me like she's just doing exactly what every corpulent fattie fat fatass should be doing in the first place, eat less and exercise more, which is really the only genuine "secret" to weight loss. Good on her for realizing that "big" is not beautiful, it's disgusting.

/yeah i know, i sound am fat
//what else cakes ya got?


FTFY
 
2011-05-24 09:18:46 AM  
When the thread announcing the line-up for DWTS went green a couple of months ago or so, I made a post stating that I hoped Kirstie would get in better shape one more time for fans like me who always found her sexy. Someone (I don't remember who and I'm too lazy to dig) said that at 60 there was no chance she'd ever get NEAR sexy again. That person can now suck it.

Last night's freestyle dance (new window)

She probably still doesn't do it for the under 30 "plastic tits bolted onto a 12 year old boy's body" crowd, but I'd hit that so hard she'd start speaking Vulcan.
 
2011-05-24 09:21:47 AM  
The most famous of all yo-yo dieting. She should just quit trying. You're too old for it to make a difference anymore, Kristie. That ship has sailed. Eat all you want.
 
2011-05-24 09:47:15 AM  

Farkshower1972: When the thread announcing the line-up for DWTS went green a couple of months ago or so, I made a post stating that I hoped Kirstie would get in better shape one more time for fans like me who always found her sexy. Someone (I don't remember who and I'm too lazy to dig) said that at 60 there was no chance she'd ever get NEAR sexy again. That person can now suck it.

Last night's freestyle dance (new window)

She probably still doesn't do it for the under 30 "plastic tits bolted onto a 12 year old boy's body" crowd, but I'd hit that so hard she'd start speaking Vulcan.


It's pretty amazing.
Her partner is The Man.
 
2011-05-24 11:06:40 AM  

Farkshower1972: I'd hit that so hard she'd start speaking Vulcan.


She's a Scientologist. She doesn't need any extra prompting to do that.

\ I'd hit it so hard she'd never have to order a pizza with "extra anchovies" again
\\Obscure?
 
2011-05-25 02:12:00 PM  

SoundOfOneHandWanking: 130lb --> size 4? Must be a spandex dress.


Hey, Lame Giant has their own sizing system now. Maybe its a 4 in Fat-girl sizes.

/I am too skinny for plus size stores finally! Twenty pounds gone, 35 to go!
 
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