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(LA Times)   McDonald's manager does not know how dead deer got in restroom   (latimes.com) divider line 54
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2001-10-24 09:18:51 AM  
I'd imagine the deer went in the resturant, ate, got sick from food, went to restroom to vomit and died.
 
2001-10-24 09:18:53 AM  
PURE GENIUS
 
2001-10-24 09:21:31 AM  
yay! another time travelling newbie! (ttn?)

The question is indeed: was it dead when it got there?
 
2001-10-24 09:21:43 AM  
Now we know where they store their hamburger meat. :-p
 
2001-10-24 09:22:02 AM  
Probably the first time any actual meat has been in that McDonald's ever.

El Dorado, Arkansas? City of gold my ass.
 
2001-10-24 09:22:55 AM  
McVenison... mmmm mmmmm good!
 
2001-10-24 09:23:34 AM  
The delivery truck that drops off the meat and buns and tiny packets of ketchup must have delivered all the food into the wrong entrance
 
2001-10-24 09:26:48 AM  
I've had caribou burgers- very tasty.
 
2001-10-24 09:31:56 AM  
Yeah, can I get a #11 Super Size?
and no Antlers this time
 
2001-10-24 09:32:04 AM  
Dear head found in McChicken box.
 
2001-10-24 09:35:59 AM  
Wait wait I saw this one in Clerks! 37!
 
2001-10-24 09:36:07 AM  
The guy with the Star Trek apt was calibrating his "working" transporter and it malfunctioned, beaming the test deer to a Mickey D's instead.
 
2001-10-24 09:36:29 AM  
What a great story. I'd say the employees had to be in on it. Ya just don't just carry a deer in.
 
2001-10-24 09:38:59 AM  
Since it was under the mens sink, i am suprised anyone noticed. Definitly not the guy stuffing salad with is hands.

Please dont start with your stories about fast food hygine. We all know them.
 
2001-10-24 09:41:48 AM  
Whoever did this has an apalling lack of imagination. They could have at least sat the deer on the toilet.

On a related subject, I wonder how many deer carcasses you could bury in the ballpit at McDonalds?
 
2001-10-24 09:42:05 AM  
One time I took my pet monkey to McDonalds. He jumped upon the counter and took a huge dump. The manager was really mad.
 
2001-10-24 09:44:54 AM  
Was he field dressed?
 
2001-10-24 09:51:44 AM  
This may have come from ObscureStore originally, don't know however
 
2001-10-24 09:56:38 AM  
Hell, they should've carved it up and ran a special. REAL food today while it lasts! I loved the McVenison idea.
 
2001-10-24 09:57:34 AM  
Hey, I thought the bathrooms were for customers only....
 
2001-10-24 09:58:47 AM  
At least it wasn't a Taco Bell.......
 
2001-10-24 10:03:37 AM  
VaxN8: Good stuff lol.
 
2001-10-24 10:03:41 AM  
The deer snapped after hearing Eldorado mispronounced as EldoRAYdo, went into the restroom and drowned itself in the toilet.
 
2001-10-24 10:08:29 AM  
 
2001-10-24 10:11:32 AM  
Actually, I heard from a guy who works at this restaurant that George Micheal was seen leaving the restroom shortly before the deer was discovered.
 
2001-10-24 10:14:40 AM  
CheekyMonkey: the company I am an account manager for (Blackstone Caterers in Newport, RI) also owns this swanky popular little cafe named the Cheeky Monkey. aint that some sh'it?
 
2001-10-24 10:18:41 AM  
Maybe the deer cut itself shaving
 
2001-10-24 10:21:20 AM  
Maybe the deer was a were-human. Once it died, it returned to its natural deer form.
 
2001-10-24 10:27:15 AM  
Diogenes-ROFL

God dang deer always sneaking in the john to do their reefers and crack.That is why this one is dead,he O.D'd damn it !
 
2001-10-24 10:27:27 AM  
What's wrong with it?


I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. He's dead. That's what's wrong with it.


No, no. He's uh, he's resting.
 
2001-10-24 10:33:56 AM  
Pry just came off of a truckers shoe when he went to use the john.
 
2001-10-24 10:34:59 AM  
he also didn't see how the human waste got into the shake machine either....
 
2001-10-24 10:46:35 AM  
Arkansas, huh? Okay, THIS one wasn't my fault.
 
2001-10-24 10:54:40 AM  
I betcha the deer had some ties to the mafia. He got one of those neon orange hunting safety jackets from a loan shark and didn't pay up. Whack.
 
2001-10-24 11:16:05 AM  
"Manager Jeff Moss told police he couldn't figure out how someone could get the deer inside the bathroom without someone noticing."

He followed that with "I mean, even the new employees know that we keep the roadkill in the kitchen, not that bathroom. When we find out who it is, rest assured he won't be "employee of the month" for at least a couple weeks."
 
2001-10-24 11:52:12 AM  
Farkeater: Given the way most McDonalds are around here, I doubt the customers would've been able to tell any difference :P
 
2001-10-24 11:58:41 AM  
News Update:



The deer in question was found in one of the stalls, not under the sink as originally reported. When asked about the change in the story, the manager replied, "Really, I thought it was just some guy taking a dump. I thought it was unusual for him to be in there for 3 or 4 days, but when it REALLY started to stink in there, I said to myself, 'The food here may be bad, but it can't be THAT bad!' Of course, I've been wrong before."
 
2001-10-24 12:40:49 PM  
The employees "didn't notice" because it was probably an employee or group of employees that did it. This is way better than spitting on the burgers.
 
2001-10-24 12:52:18 PM  
I'd like a McBambi, hold the pickles.
 
gp2
2001-10-24 01:12:51 PM  
Didnt you hear the new menu items at Mickey Dees???
Venison quarter pounders!!!!!
Or all new menu items under a buck.
 
2001-10-24 01:34:05 PM  
Gp2 - Or all new menu items under a buck.

*rim shot*
 
2001-10-24 01:36:32 PM  
Diogenes- LMFAO!!!!
 
2001-10-24 02:24:36 PM  
I always wondered what that bathroom grafitti meant when it said,

More bang for your buck in this stall, Meet @ 9:00am on tuesdays..

-B
 
2001-10-24 02:40:41 PM  
E's not dead, E's just pinein' for the fjords.
 
2001-10-24 03:01:07 PM  
Ninja Burger knows how this deer got into a McDonald's rest room, but we're not saying.
 
2001-10-24 04:02:47 PM  
"Would you like the original McRib or a Deer McRib value meal?"
 
2001-10-24 05:29:51 PM  
I suppose a deer in your McDonalds is a change from a mouse in your KFC.
No one knew how that one got there either....
 
2001-10-24 07:12:46 PM  
Word is that the cops are on the lookout for a bunch of Afghani buzkashi players who passed through a couple of days back...
 
2001-10-24 09:36:15 PM  
dammit! THAT'S where it is...those i'm always loosing my dear carcases
 
2001-10-24 09:36:41 PM  
er...deer
 
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