Nicely done Subby.

Fatty, fatty, 2 x 4, can't fit through the courtroom door.

DID YOU SAY STEAK?

now you got me all excited.

Do not order the skip scramble.

When you're that large, so fat that you can't move very far and can't even fit through doorways anymore, so immobile that you defecate on yourself because you can't make it to the toilet, assuming it could even support you anymore, how do you have the intestinal fortitude to hang on to life?

It seems like these people would be done a favor if someone were to quietly drop some cyanide into their 3 liter jugs of Diet Coke.

FTFA: She is accused of pocketing thousands of pounds of state handouts while working as a bus driver and CCTV operator.

Pocketing, my tooshy. She swallowed it!

/are we sure it's human? Cuz it looks like Bigfoot in the photo.

AverageAmericanGuy: When you're that large, so fat that you can't move very far and can't even fit through doorways anymore, so immobile that you defecate on yourself because you can't make it to the toilet, assuming it could even support you anymore, how do you have the intestinal fortitude to hang on to life?

It seems like these people would be done a favor if someone were to quietly drop some cyanide into their 3 liter jugs of Diet Coke.

I don't think it was DIET coke.

darkhelmet66: Do not order the skip scramble.

But what if we fried it in the corn baller?

I smell a new legal defense and it smells like rancid cheese.

FTFA, She is accused of pocketing thousands of pounds of state handouts while working as a bus driver and CCTV operator.

She did not pocket anything. Straight into her gullet.

EvilEgg: Fat is smooshy, someone could have got a running start and mushed her through the door. Like stuffing a marshmallow into a soda bottle.

I can't stop picturing this happening

/new keyboard, please.

sn68f: AverageAmericanGuy: When you're that large, so fat that you can't move very far and can't even fit through doorways anymore, so immobile that you defecate on yourself because you can't make it to the toilet, assuming it could even support you anymore, how do you have the intestinal fortitude to hang on to life?

It seems like these people would be done a favor if someone were to quietly drop some cyanide into their 3 liter jugs of Diet Coke.

I don't think it was DIET coke.

It is invariably Diet Coke. Don't ask me how that works.

They tried greasing the doorway with Crisco, but she wouldn't stop chewing on it.

that monster is a two ton tessy

She is accused of pocketing thousands of pounds of state handouts while working as a bus driver and CCTV operator.

How the hell did she get on the bus to drive it? The doors on there are smaller than a courtroom entryway.

/poor shoes
//that spandex appears to be at maximum occupancy

and it is always diet coke that they use to wash down their 4 triple whoppers with 4 orders of fries, 2 onion rings, and 5 pies

Yellow Beard: that monster is a two ton tessy

The sad thing is, she's not even that big by American standards.

not much different then the welfare queens we have around here.

This is full of fail, and pizza, and chips, and ide cream, and...

Pass the jelly...

maybe she should start drinking diet coke/ & swallow a pack of mentos along w/it.

Some sweet eye bleach on page 3.

Lord Dimwit: Yellow Beard: that monster is a two ton tessy

The sad thing is, she's not even that big by American standards.

How many crack rocks have you smoked? Yes she is by our standards.

Yellow Beard: and it is always diet coke that they use to wash down their 4 triple whoppers with 4 orders of fries, 2 onion rings, and 5 pies

This. I worked in a pizza shop while attending college. One day, this large woman, easily 450 pounds came in for lunch. She got the extra large steak and cheese, with triple extra cheese and mayo, a small cheese pizza, a large order of fries, large order of onion rings, a fried dough with extra butter and sugar, a taco, a baklava, a bag of chips and a bag of cookies.

"Oh, and a diet coke!" She sounded so proud that she sought this sensible approach to weight control.

Before I could stop my mouth, I asked "Would you like that in a 55 gallon drum?"

"Huh?"

Woman in question?





Sorry, farkers, couldn't resist. But here's a (possibly) nsfw eyebleach to make up for it. Trust me, it's worth it.

/Try to tell me you wouldn't need King Arthur to pull you out of that shiat!

danno_to_infinity: Yellow Beard: and it is always diet coke that they use to wash down their 4 triple whoppers with 4 orders of fries, 2 onion rings, and 5 pies

This. I worked in a pizza shop while attending college. One day, this large woman, easily 450 pounds came in for lunch. She got the extra large steak and cheese, with triple extra cheese and mayo, a small cheese pizza, a large order of fries, large order of onion rings, a fried dough with extra butter and sugar, a taco, a baklava, a bag of chips and a bag of cookies.

"Oh, and a diet coke!" She sounded so proud that she sought this sensible approach to weight control.

Before I could stop my mouth, I asked "Would you like that in a 55 gallon drum?"

"Huh?"

your pizza shop sells tacos and baklava?

God damn that's a big biatch.

Behemoth!

cbackous: danno_to_infinity: Yellow Beard: and it is always diet coke that they use to wash down their 4 triple whoppers with 4 orders of fries, 2 onion rings, and 5 pies

This. I worked in a pizza shop while attending college. One day, this large woman, easily 450 pounds came in for lunch. She got the extra large steak and cheese, with triple extra cheese and mayo, a small cheese pizza, a large order of fries, large order of onion rings, a fried dough with extra butter and sugar, a taco, a baklava, a bag of chips and a bag of cookies.

"Oh, and a diet coke!" She sounded so proud that she sought this sensible approach to weight control.

Before I could stop my mouth, I asked "Would you like that in a 55 gallon drum?"

"Huh?"

your pizza shop sells tacos and baklava?

the italians were just a seeder program for the greeks. plus we were in a college town. make money off their munchies, y'know what I mean?

danno_to_infinity: cbackous: danno_to_infinity: Yellow Beard: and it is always diet coke that they use to wash down their 4 triple whoppers with 4 orders of fries, 2 onion rings, and 5 pies

This. I worked in a pizza shop while attending college. One day, this large woman, easily 450 pounds came in for lunch. She got the extra large steak and cheese, with triple extra cheese and mayo, a small cheese pizza, a large order of fries, large order of onion rings, a fried dough with extra butter and sugar, a taco, a baklava, a bag of chips and a bag of cookies.

"Oh, and a diet coke!" She sounded so proud that she sought this sensible approach to weight control.

Before I could stop my mouth, I asked "Would you like that in a 55 gallon drum?"

"Huh?"

your pizza shop sells tacos and baklava?

the italians were just a seeder program for the greeks. plus we were in a college town. make money off their munchies, y'know what I mean?

No, I dont.

sn68f: AverageAmericanGuy: When you're that large, so fat that you can't move very far and can't even fit through doorways anymore, so immobile that you defecate on yourself because you can't make it to the toilet, assuming it could even support you anymore, how do you have the intestinal fortitude to hang on to life?

It seems like these people would be done a favor if someone were to quietly drop some cyanide into their 3 liter jugs of Diet Coke.

I don't think it was DIET coke.

http://healthandsurvival.com/2008/02/11/diet-soda-increases-risk-of-overweight- a nd-obesity/

""What didn't surprise us was that total soft drink use was linked to overweight and obesity," Fowler tells WebMD. "What was surprising was when we looked at people only drinking diet soft drinks, their risk of obesity was even higher."

In fact, when the researchers took a closer look at their data, they found that nearly all the obesity risk from soft drinks came from diet sodas.

"There was a 41% increase in risk of being overweight for every can or bottle of diet soft drink a person consumes each day," Fowler says."

Imagine the amazingness of having a product that is supposed to cure exactly what it causes.

danno_to_infinity: Yellow Beard: and it is always diet coke that they use to wash down their 4 triple whoppers with 4 orders of fries, 2 onion rings, and 5 pies

This. I worked in a pizza shop while attending college. One day, this large woman, easily 450 pounds came in for lunch. She got the extra large steak and cheese, with triple extra cheese and mayo, a small cheese pizza, a large order of fries, large order of onion rings, a fried dough with extra butter and sugar, a taco, a baklava, a bag of chips and a bag of cookies.

"Oh, and a diet coke!" She sounded so proud that she sought this sensible approach to weight control.

Before I could stop my mouth, I asked "Would you like that in a 55 gallon drum?"

"Huh?"

cbackous: danno_to_infinity: cbackous: danno_to_infinity: Yellow Beard: and it is always diet coke that they use to wash down their 4 triple whoppers with 4 orders of fries, 2 onion rings, and 5 pies

This. I worked in a pizza shop while attending college. One day, this large woman, easily 450 pounds came in for lunch. She got the extra large steak and cheese, with triple extra cheese and mayo, a small cheese pizza, a large order of fries, large order of onion rings, a fried dough with extra butter and sugar, a taco, a baklava, a bag of chips and a bag of cookies.

"Oh, and a diet coke!" She sounded so proud that she sought this sensible approach to weight control.

Before I could stop my mouth, I asked "Would you like that in a 55 gallon drum?"

"Huh?"

your pizza shop sells tacos and baklava?

the italians were just a seeder program for the greeks. plus we were in a college town. make money off their munchies, y'know what I mean?

No, I dont.

d'oh!
/stymied

I suspect she will plead "wooooooooo".

Maybe have it in a Tokyo subway car; they'll fit her in.

This is in The Sun, so it's totally true.
Just like that botox mom story.

ConcreteHole: Woman in question?

Sorry, farkers, couldn't resist. But here's a (possibly) nsfw eyebleach to make up for it. Trust me, it's worth it.

/Try to tell me you wouldn't need King Arthur to pull you out of that shiat!



I now have to hunt you down and subject you to walmart pics

I LOLed.

Doctor_TeethMD: darkhelmet66: Do not order the skip scramble.

But what if we fried it in the corn baller?


hahahaha!

HailRobonia: I suspect she will plead "wooooooooo".

She's dead?

ConcreteHole: Woman in question?

Sorry, farkers, couldn't resist. But here's a (possibly) nsfw eyebleach to make up for it. Trust me, it's worth it.

/Try to tell me you wouldn't need King Arthur to pull you out of that shiat!

You are a bad man!

Did subby RTFA? The article doesn't mention getting through the door -- rather, it says she couldn't get up the stairs.

A Leaf in Fall: sn68f: AverageAmericanGuy: When you're that large, so fat that you can't move very far and can't even fit through doorways anymore, so immobile that you defecate on yourself because you can't make it to the toilet, assuming it could even support you anymore, how do you have the intestinal fortitude to hang on to life?

It seems like these people would be done a favor if someone were to quietly drop some cyanide into their 3 liter jugs of Diet Coke.

I don't think it was DIET coke.

http://healthandsurvival.com/2008/02/11/diet-soda-increases-risk-of-overweight- a nd-obesity/

""What didn't surprise us was that total soft drink use was linked to overweight and obesity," Fowler tells WebMD. "What was surprising was when we looked at people only drinking diet soft drinks, their risk of obesity was even higher."

In fact, when the researchers took a closer look at their data, they found that nearly all the obesity risk from soft drinks came from diet sodas.

"There was a 41% increase in risk of being overweight for every can or bottle of diet soft drink a person consumes each day," Fowler says."

Imagine the amazingness of having a product that is supposed to cure exactly what it causes.

I disagree....it isn't from drinking diet soda, it's from stuffing your pie-hole. The artificial sweeteners cause your body to crave carbs, but you must make a conscious choice not to give in.

reference google

Calmamity: Get her stuck halfway through and stop feeding her.

Just like Pooh Bear!

Yesterday The Sun tracked Douglas down to her ground- floor flat, where she denied any knowledge of last Wednesday's problems at old-fashioned Inner London Crown Court.

She wheezed; "It's just been changed to another date."



lol... I can't find any opinions or bias in this article.

ritalinchild 54: ConcreteHole: Woman in question?

Sorry, farkers, couldn't resist. But here's a (possibly) nsfw eyebleach to make up for it. Trust me, it's worth it.

/Try to tell me you wouldn't need King Arthur to pull you out of that shiat!



I now have to hunt you down and subject you to walmart pics

AbiNormal: ConcreteHole: Woman in question?

Sorry, farkers, couldn't resist. But here's a (possibly) nsfw eyebleach to make up for it. Trust me, it's worth it.

/Try to tell me you wouldn't need King Arthur to pull you out of that shiat!

You are a bad man!

What's so wrong with that picture? It's Bin Laden arguing with tech support on his cellulite phone!

The First Noel: Calmamity: Get her stuck halfway through and stop feeding her.

Just like Pooh BearJenovah!

FTFY