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(Gizmodo)   The modern bikini introduced 65 years ago by French designer. Undoubtedly the best navel experiment of all times   (gizmodo.com) divider line 78
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2011-05-22 10:47:05 PM
She doesn't know it, but she's dressed for the H-bomb.
 
2011-05-22 10:53:48 PM
Bikini: Good.

Mankini: Not so good.

Every good thing seems to cause something so horrible that one is forced to question the value of the original good.
 
CDP [TotalFark]
2011-05-22 10:55:12 PM
i1134.photobucket.com
 
2011-05-22 11:23:49 PM
First of all, let me follow CDP's lead and help kick this thread off properly:

www.gossone.com

www.localites.tv

Click pics for slightly less safe for work bikinis.

Secondly: FishyFred: Bikini: Good.

Mankini: Not so good.

Every good thing seems to cause something so horrible that one is forced to question the value of the original good.


This seems to be opposite of that Nietzsche quote: "All great things must first wear terrifying and monstrous masks."
 
2011-05-22 11:28:18 PM

PC LOAD LETTER: She doesn't know it, but she's dressed for the H-bomb.


damn you


//done in onw
 
2011-05-22 11:30:36 PM
A natural progression of the bikini is, of course, the spring loaded bathing suit (possibly NSFW).
 
2011-05-22 11:39:02 PM
Ahhh, France.
 
CDP [TotalFark]
2011-05-23 12:04:44 AM
i240.photobucket.com
 
2011-05-23 12:30:00 AM
French navels surrender.
 
2011-05-23 12:40:54 AM
Why doesn't article mention that the French designer couldn't find any woman to wear the skimpy outfit, so he payed a prostitute to prance around in it!
 
2011-05-23 12:42:44 AM
www.answerfitness.com
Keira Knightley yum
 
2011-05-23 12:48:24 AM
yea but, these are showing up more in the french-owned beaches.
i.thisislondon.co.uk
 
2011-05-23 12:49:29 AM
Don't worry, boys...it's Monday morning...the posts will come.
 
2011-05-23 12:49:32 AM

Representative of Generation Y: Why doesn't article mention that the French designer couldn't find any woman to wear the skimpy outfit, so he payed a prostitute to prance around in it!


I just read that on wikipedia. Her name was Micheline Bernardini.


Micheline Bernardini modeling one of the first modern bikinis, 1946.


Ursula Andress, Dr. No.

/Hawtlinked
//You may be continue with you fap thread.
 
2011-05-23 12:51:48 AM

Representative of Generation Y: Why doesn't article mention that the French designer couldn't find any woman to wear the skimpy outfit, so he payed a prostitute to prance around in it!


You say that as if it would shock the French.
 
2011-05-23 12:52:56 AM
Damm it every thing is all messed up... I'll try that again....

upload.wikimedia.org

Micheline Bernardini modeling one of the first modern bikinis, 1946.

upload.wikimedia.org
Ursula Andress, Dr. No.
 
2011-05-23 01:08:04 AM

SJKebab: A natural progression of the bikini is, of course, the spring loaded bathing suit (possibly NSFW).


I assume that, unlike the pictures, women probably wear these with no top? I don't know any women who would expose that much of their lower "parts" but cover up their tops.
 
2011-05-23 01:08:38 AM
haha, the French suck at war.
 
2011-05-23 01:20:58 AM
One piece bikinis FTW
 
2011-05-23 01:29:55 AM
Man, sometimes I wish I lived in the era when a glimpse of an ankle would send your heart aflutter, and seeing a girl in a bikini would destroy the front of your pants.
Thanks to the internet, I'm so used to seeing T&A everywhere, that a bikini seems wholesome and perhaps a bit prudish.

The shiat it takes to arouse me nowadays... I even disgust myself (thanks /d/ and /b/).
 
2011-05-23 02:10:53 AM

Albertan: I even disgust myself (thanks /d/ and /b/).


I know what /b/ is but have no idea what /d/ would be. DON'T TELL ME, I DON'T NEED TO KNOW. That place is the $5 whore of the internet -- like Susie Rottencrotch but with computer viruses instead of venereal ones
 
2011-05-23 02:11:02 AM

Allen262:

Ursula Andress, Dr. No.


Rhymes with "Camel toe"
 
2011-05-23 02:12:43 AM
Bikinis are da bomb.

www.opednews.com
 
2011-05-23 02:20:02 AM
FTA: "The joke at the time was that that the "bikini" split the "atom", because it was introduced right after a tiny single-piece bathing suit called the Atome"

The Manfappin' Project
 
2011-05-23 02:56:28 AM
So, what did the womens wear to the beach before there were bikinis? I'd never really thought about it.
 
2011-05-23 02:56:53 AM
invictus2: yea but, these are showing up more in the french-owned beaches.

While that may be so, is it possible that they are balanced out by the relatively large number of topless sunbathers? I've seen some really amazing women on beaches in France, both on the Atlantic and the Mediterranean, sunbathing topless.

It takes a lot of willpower to not just stop and stare.
 
2011-05-23 03:01:34 AM
Oh, and a tip o' the hat to Mr. French Bikini Inventor...

img694.imageshack.us

/NSFW warning: any GIS for this young lady will be NSFW
 
2011-05-23 03:30:41 AM

mamoru: Oh, and a tip o' the hat to Mr. French Bikini Inventor...



/NSFW warning: any GIS for this young lady will be NSFW


So... Could you maybe provide a name? In case we would want to, you know, search for this woman in question?

Theoretically, of course.
 
2011-05-23 03:36:38 AM
Suck it, Gizmodo.
 
2011-05-23 03:53:19 AM
For your convenience: (new window)

Link (new window)
 
2011-05-23 04:31:25 AM
Shadowknight: So... Could you maybe provide a name? In case we would want to, you know, search for this woman in question?

Always, ALWAYS check the image URL before asking such things. Always. :p

/Aoi Sora
//or Sora Aoi, for Western Style first-last name order
 
2011-05-23 04:37:56 AM
farm1.static.flickr.com
 
2011-05-23 06:05:52 AM

DontMakeMeComeBackThere: SJKebab: A natural progression of the bikini is, of course, the spring loaded bathing suit (possibly NSFW).

I assume that, unlike the pictures, women probably wear these with no top? I don't know any women who would expose that much of their lower "parts" but cover up their tops.


Who cares. It's all good either way.
 
2011-05-23 07:26:20 AM

Shadowknight:
So... Could you maybe provide a name? In case we would want to, you know, search for this woman in question?


Dear interweb noob.

1) Right click image
2) Click "view image properties"
 
2011-05-23 08:11:19 AM
I like bikinis.

This isn't a bookmark, just a statement of my opinion.
 
2011-05-23 08:32:37 AM
Isla Fisher
img835.imageshack.us
 
2011-05-23 09:00:03 AM
29.media.tumblr.com
 
2011-05-23 09:05:35 AM

NimbleWalrus: I like bikinis.

This isn't a bookmark, just a statement of my opinion.


This is just a statement of reaffirmation of your opinion, and also not a bookmark.
 
2011-05-23 09:14:24 AM
Careful lads, experiments like these could result in a chain reaction. We all know what happened last time something like this got carried away in a run away reaction.

epic threads
 
2011-05-23 09:20:37 AM
What a nice thread.
 
2011-05-23 09:23:34 AM
Oh, and to justify the bookmark:

img.photobucket.com

img.photobucket.com
 
2011-05-23 09:46:54 AM

SJKebab: A natural progression of the bikini is, of course, the spring loaded bathing suit (possibly NSFW).


Are they kidding?

Imagine that thing on obese women. It would vanish into those sweaty fatty folds, making her appear totally naked.
 
2011-05-23 09:54:41 AM

Frothy Panties: SJKebab: A natural progression of the bikini is, of course, the spring loaded bathing suit (possibly NSFW).

Are they kidding?

Imagine that thing on obese women. It would vanish into those sweaty fatty folds, making her appear totally naked.


www.sadanduseless.com
 
2011-05-23 10:36:13 AM
bookmarkin
 
2011-05-23 10:46:49 AM
Shameless bookmark.
 
2011-05-23 10:53:28 AM
Nuclear explosions and chics in bikinis? This could be the most perfect best thread of ever all timesies.
 
2011-05-23 11:00:06 AM

dalovindj: Nuclear explosions and chics in bikinis? This could be the most perfect best thread of ever all timesies.


Except for the fact that it's on the geek tab. C'mon mods, do your thing!
 
2011-05-23 11:01:43 AM
Might as well bookmark this. You know... just in case
 
2011-05-23 11:08:44 AM
Thread....
 
2011-05-23 11:16:48 AM
Boy this party really died.

modeloftheday.a2zactress.com
 
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