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(Some County Mountie)   The undisputed king of bad timing (Hint: check the dates)   (hamiltoncountyjails.info ) divider line
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2011-05-22 01:34:31 PM  
Ah, yes, because with one extra day, he would have magically been mature enough to consume alcohol.

Piggie need to fill a quota? Or was dumbass kid being a dumbass, but this was all they could get him on?
 
2011-05-22 01:45:21 PM  
Yeah, either he was a massive dick or the cop was.
 
2011-05-22 01:49:01 PM  

cretinbob: Yeah, either he was a massive dick or the cop was.



I'm betting on the latter.

I wonder if he's a veteran?
 
2011-05-22 02:04:47 PM  
That is seriously sad.
 
2011-05-22 02:08:08 PM  

cretinbob: Yeah, either he was a massive dick or the cop was.


This

/I'd love to hear the whole story on this one
 
2011-05-22 02:19:16 PM  
media.giantbomb.com
 
2011-05-22 02:25:20 PM  
What a bummer.

/remembers when the cops just poured it out.
 
2011-05-22 02:30:49 PM  
I hope he shows up for his court case drunk or reeking of alcohol.
 
2011-05-22 02:33:06 PM  
I have a sneaky suspicion that his true crime had a lot more to do with being an ass than drinking underage. Although I suppose the latter may have led to the former.
 
2011-05-22 02:40:50 PM  
♫ Imagine there's no minor in possession laws;
It's easy if you try ♫
 
2011-05-22 02:43:25 PM  

cretinbob: Yeah, either he was a massive dick or the cop was.


Pretty much this.
 
2011-05-22 02:43:58 PM  
Four hours before my 17th birthday I went to see a rated R movie with my boyfriend and the theater manager wouldn't let me in.

The movie was Moment by Moment (new window), though, so I guess they did me a favor.
 
2011-05-22 02:54:48 PM  
farked......
 
2011-05-22 02:57:12 PM  
800 clicks to kill their server.
 
2011-05-22 02:58:00 PM  
Oops! Google Chrome could not connect to hamiltoncountyjails.info
 
2011-05-22 02:58:01 PM  
Really, how do you make a website that fragile? 12 comments in an it's already farked
 
2011-05-22 02:59:05 PM  
That's nothing. I did 2 years once for having consentual intercourse with my fiance just 5 years shy of her 18th birthday.
 
2011-05-22 03:00:04 PM  
link not loading here.
 
2011-05-22 03:00:14 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: That's nothing. I did 2 years once for having consentual intercourse with my fiance just 5 years shy of her 18th birthday.


I waited for those 5 days, and got nearly 2 years to fark her.

CSB
 
2011-05-22 03:01:45 PM  

BurnShrike: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: That's nothing. I did 2 years once for having consentual intercourse with my fiance just 5 years shy of her 18th birthday.

I waited for those 5 days, and got nearly 2 years to fark her.

CSB


You should do some time for the bad reading skills.
 
2011-05-22 03:01:50 PM  

BurnShrike: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: That's nothing. I did 2 years once for having consentual intercourse with my fiance just 5 years shy of her 18th birthday.

I waited for those 5 days, and got nearly 2 years to fark her.

CSB


You kinda missed the joke...
 
2011-05-22 03:02:52 PM  
Warning: mysql_connect() [function.mysql-connect]: Too many connections in /home/usjails/public_html/OHJails.info/HamiltonCountyJails.info/index.​php on line 69
Could not connect MySQL

BWAHAHAHAHAHA
 
2011-05-22 03:03:00 PM  
Are WE the kings of bad timing? (Hint: page won't load)
 
2011-05-22 03:04:16 PM  

Earpj: BurnShrike: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: That's nothing. I did 2 years once for having consentual intercourse with my fiance just 5 years shy of her 18th birthday.

I waited for those 5 days, and got nearly 2 years to fark her.

CSB

You should do some time for the bad reading skills.


Reading comprehension FAIL. :(
 
2011-05-22 03:04:30 PM  

BurnShrike: I waited for those 5 days, and got nearly 2 years to fark her.


i54.tinypic.com
 
2011-05-22 03:04:34 PM  
Hey did anyone comment about how the webpage is farked yet?
 
2011-05-22 03:05:50 PM  
It's back up.

POUND IT AGAIN!
 
2011-05-22 03:06:27 PM  

Ed Finnerty: It's back up.

POUND IT AGAIN!


That's what he said.
 
2011-05-22 03:06:38 PM  
Well, Gordon Sumner will always be the king of pain, so there's that.
 
2011-05-22 03:07:25 PM  

BurnShrike: Ed Finnerty: It's back up.

POUND IT AGAIN!

That's what he said.


Know how I know you're gay?
 
2011-05-22 03:09:21 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: That's nothing. I did 2 years once for having consentual intercourse with my fiance just 5 years shy of her 18th birthday.


"Fiance", sure. Sounds like her parents didn't approve of your child molesting antics and you were never going to be married. The girl was rebellious and she would've gotten pregnant or dumped you for the next guy.

Those 2 years saved you a lifetime of child support payments, and for that you should be GRATEFUL.
 
2011-05-22 03:09:22 PM  
The guy in the mugshot is going bald! If your hair is falling out, you're old enough to drink liquor.
 
2011-05-22 03:09:32 PM  
JESSE ROBINSON

DOB: 5/22/1990 Booked: 5/21/2011 6:44 P2010
Booking ID: 1000069413 Facility: Warren
UNDERAGE CONSUMPTION
 
2011-05-22 03:09:35 PM  
nope...link farked.

/behold the power of fark....
 
2011-05-22 03:10:23 PM  

ohnonotfloridaagain: Four hours before my 17th birthday I went to see a rated R movie with my boyfriend and the theater manager wouldn't let me in.

The movie was Moment by Moment (new window), though, so I guess they did me a favor.


A theater manager checked? Hilarious.

I worked at one for a year and a half while I was in tech school doing security and the only reason people got tossed out was for vandalizing or causing a disturbance in a theater.

The ticket sellers never asked and the managers never checked.

How things have changed, I guess. My Theater manager did what most of them probably did-sat on his ass in his office doing nothing and hitting on female employees (mostly snackbar girls).
 
2011-05-22 03:10:52 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: That's nothing. I did 2 years once for having consentual intercourse with my fiance just 5 years shy of her 18th birthday.


If you're wondering how she got so much better at sex while you were in the pen, well,

www.yourewelcomecards.com
 
2011-05-22 03:10:55 PM  

BurnShrike: Earpj: BurnShrike: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: That's nothing. I did 2 years once for having consentual intercourse with my fiance just 5 years shy of her 18th birthday.

I waited for those 5 days, and got nearly 2 years to fark her.

CSB

You should do some time for the bad reading skills.

Reading comprehension FAIL. :(


Or failed sarcastic humor comprehension. Dude, it's time to rcalibrate your meters.
 
2011-05-22 03:11:27 PM  

child_god: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: That's nothing. I did 2 years once for having consentual intercourse with my fiance just 5 years shy of her 18th birthday.

"Fiance", sure. Sounds like her parents didn't approve of your child molesting antics and you were never going to be married. The girl was rebellious and she would've gotten pregnant or dumped you for the next guy.

Those 2 years saved you a lifetime of child support payments, and for that you should be GRATEFUL.


Good point.
 
2011-05-22 03:11:51 PM  
Problem with these "missed it by hours" cases is that the cops will set up exactly that kind of sting.
 
2011-05-22 03:12:33 PM  

AbbeySomeone: BurnShrike: Earpj: BurnShrike: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: That's nothing. I did 2 years once for having consentual intercourse with my fiance just 5 years shy of her 18th birthday.

I waited for those 5 days, and got nearly 2 years to fark her.

CSB

You should do some time for the bad reading skills.

Reading comprehension FAIL. :(

Or failed sarcastic humor comprehension. Dude, it's time to rcalibrate your meters.


Nope. I knew he was joking. I just tried to one-up him and failed. Next time I'll try to read what I'm responding to.
 
2011-05-22 03:13:48 PM  

Krieghund: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: That's nothing. I did 2 years once for having consentual intercourse with my fiance just 5 years shy of her 18th birthday.

If you're wondering how she got so much better at sex while you were in the pen, well,


that is so funnywrong.
 
2011-05-22 03:15:06 PM  
Link is farked. Anyone care to give a synopsis, or better yet dramatize the story using sock puppets?
 
2011-05-22 03:16:03 PM  

studebaker hoch: Problem with these "missed it by hours" cases is that the cops will set up exactly that kind of sting.


And in doing so kick the spirit of the law square in the nuts just so they can hold these nefarious criminals to the letter.

But at least the municipality/county/state get paid!
 
2011-05-22 03:16:07 PM  

Ed Finnerty: It's back up.

POUND IT AGAIN!


media.giantbomb.com
 
2011-05-22 03:16:08 PM  
One of my friends kid brothers was like this. Though he wasn't charged with a crime that close to his 21st, he did manage to get 2 Minor in Possessions in the month leading to his 21st.

/Don't ever drink with people who are going to cause drama if you can get in trouble for drinking.
 
2011-05-22 03:17:05 PM  

miss diminutive: Link is farked. Anyone care to give a synopsis, or better yet dramatize the story using sock puppets?


My sock puppet is "busy".
 
2011-05-22 03:17:14 PM  

miss diminutive: Link is farked. Anyone care to give a synopsis, or better yet dramatize the story using sock puppets?



It's not a story. It's an arrest record.

img560.imageshack.us

DOB: 5/22/1990 Booked: 5/21/2011 6:44 P2010
Booking ID: 1000069413 Facility: Warren
UNDERAGE CONSUMPTION
 
2011-05-22 03:17:21 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Ah, yes, because with one extra day, he would have magically been mature enough to consume alcohol.


I'm going to say yes, yes waiting that extra day he would've been mature enough to consume alcohol. The ability to delay gratification is a major hallmark of maturity, and a mature person knows that even if the law is stupid it's still the law and you have to follow it until it gets changed.
 
2011-05-22 03:17:51 PM  

Farker T: JESSE ROBINSON

DOB: 5/22/1990 Booked: 5/21/2011 6:44 P2010
Booking ID: 1000069413 Facility: Warren
UNDERAGE CONSUMPTION


Jesus, I don't know what's worse, this kid getting popped for drinking, or the fact that people born in 1990 are now 21.
 
2011-05-22 03:18:08 PM  

Be Well: ohnonotfloridaagain: Four hours before my 17th birthday I went to see a rated R movie with my boyfriend and the theater manager wouldn't let me in.

The movie was Moment by Moment (new window), though, so I guess they did me a favor.

A theater manager checked? Hilarious.

I worked at one for a year and a half while I was in tech school doing security and the only reason people got tossed out was for vandalizing or causing a disturbance in a theater.

The ticket sellers never asked and the managers never checked.

How things have changed, I guess. My Theater manager did what most of them probably did-sat on his ass in his office doing nothing and hitting on female employees (mostly snackbar girls).


Things have definitely changed. When I worked as a theater usher in the summer of '05, the managers would radio me and tell me whenever someone underage tried to buy tickets for an R-rated movie, then watch me to make sure that they actually went into the movie that they ended up buying their ticket for and not the R-rated one.

/And it was us ushers who did the hitting on the snackbar girls
 
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