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The First Four Black Sabbath Albums		2011-05-20 06:40:13 PM

Approves of that headline.

Pud		2011-05-20 08:32:09 PM

I guess the yoke was on him then.

^{/*facepalm* ...I am so ..so sorry.}

MaudlinMutantMollusk		2011-05-20 08:41:17 PM

That was a little eggstreme

/he'll fry for this

FirstNationalBastard		2011-05-20 08:57:14 PM

They should have known that this wouldn't be over easy.

KyngNothing		2011-05-20 09:00:15 PM

Let's look on the sunny side of this...

It was a very hard boiled dispute.

FirstNationalBastard		2011-05-20 09:02:16 PM

I wonder... was the poor fellow's last act one of Benediction?

LordOfThePings		2011-05-20 09:26:16 PM

He should have hatched a better plan than pulling a knife.

FirstNationalBastard		2011-05-20 09:29:48 PM

LordOfThePings: He should have hatched a better plan than pulling a knife.

Hey, when someone is pissing you off, and you're in possession of a knife, what option do you have other than to pullet?

AlwaysRightBoy		2011-05-20 09:40:41 PM

This guy is a farking Eggs Benedict to his country.

LordOfThePings		2011-05-20 10:02:06 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Hey, when someone is pissing you off, and you're in possession of a knife, what option do you have other than to pullet?

Still, it's nothing to crow about.

FirstNationalBastard		2011-05-20 10:04:44 PM

LordOfThePings: FirstNationalBastard: Hey, when someone is pissing you off, and you're in possession of a knife, what option do you have other than to pullet?

Still, it's nothing to crow about.

True.

I mean, to be honest, it sounds like this guy is a real cock.

Indubitably		2011-05-20 10:23:30 PM

Chickenshiat, wingers.

My skin is the best part!

;)

SpikeStrip		2011-05-20 10:24:29 PM

omelette these jokes go for now.

altinos		2011-05-20 10:27:37 PM

I'm glad that's ova.

JonnyBGoode		2011-05-20 10:27:41 PM

Approves.

altinos		2011-05-20 10:28:24 PM

LordOfThePings: He should have hatched a better plan than pulling a knife.

He should have thought about this a long tamago.

studebaker hoch		2011-05-20 10:29:14 PM

Yo, they just got my little cousin Jose!

Nina Haagen Dazs		2011-05-20 10:29:53 PM

it would suck to be ostrichized for such a thing.

sorry. i can do no batter.

beergut666		2011-05-20 10:30:31 PM

Pud: I guess the yoke was on him then.

/*facepalm* ...I am so ..so sorry.

Are you sorry for not knowing the difference between yolk and yoke?

Yaxe		2011-05-20 10:31:31 PM

FirstNationalBastard: They should have known that this wouldn't be over easy.

Your first three posts remind me why you're on my favorites list.

namegoeshere		2011-05-20 10:32:05 PM

That's what happens when you bring an egg to a knife fight.

He should have shelled out for a gun.

ankmcfly		2011-05-20 10:35:29 PM

You've got to be a shell of a man to scramble someone's giblets like that....

Day_Old_Dutchie		2011-05-20 10:37:32 PM

Move along...
img13.imageshack.us

Nothing to see here.

pesuto		2011-05-20 10:37:59 PM

What a terrible yoke!

Mr.Hawk		2011-05-20 10:41:36 PM

You guys crack me up.
Not to laugh at this thread means you're hard boiled.
I hope someone keeps their sunny side up, 'cause that guy is fried.
You guys are poaching all my best yolks.

I can't afford to shell out any more of these

/Stolen directly from Yahoo answers
//Sorry

ankmcfly		2011-05-20 10:41:39 PM

Dozen anyone care anymore?

KrispyKritter		2011-05-20 10:43:19 PM

pesuto: What a terrible yoke!

Friend of Pud?

SpikeStrip		2011-05-20 10:43:42 PM

quiche closed, as far as i'm concerned.

PlatypusPuke		2011-05-20 10:44:09 PM

Goodness gracious, what a wince-worthy headline...

fat boy		2011-05-20 10:44:18 PM

The cops were scrambling to catch the bad egg

JonnyBGoode		2011-05-20 10:48:50 PM

For those that don't know the difference:

2.bp.blogspot.com

YOKE

YOLK

ankmcfly		2011-05-20 10:48:58 PM

Though his attacker will fry, Benedict was just trying to enjoy the Hollandaise

rufusthegoat		2011-05-20 10:50:54 PM

What? No picture of the police carton him off?

SapperInTexas		2011-05-20 10:54:56 PM

The first seven eggs were tolerable. But after that he became eier-eight.

Lone Stranger		2011-05-20 11:02:08 PM

This is nothing new. People have been fighting over eggs for years.

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gameshowhost		2011-05-20 11:11:05 PM

Lone Stranger: This is nothing new. People have been fighting over eggs for years.

gameshowhost alunda Lone Stranger!

/wait... =|

Rashnu		2011-05-20 11:12:01 PM

JonnyBGoode: For those that don't know the difference:

2.bp.blogspot.com
YOKE

The plural of ox? Now I understand "a heavy yoke."

cool_viv_p		2011-05-20 11:18:17 PM

this is partly the weed talking but I love everything about that headline and this thread.

JonnyBGoode		2011-05-20 11:19:33 PM

Rashnu: The plural of ox?

4.bp.blogspot.com

Porous Horace		2011-05-20 11:26:39 PM

To be fair, they were making a pretty big mess.
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SpikeStrip		2011-05-20 11:30:18 PM

Rashnu: JonnyBGoode: For those that don't know the difference:

2.bp.blogspot.com
YOKE

The plural of ox?

osks.

Cappalotti		2011-05-20 11:32:49 PM

Porous Horace		2011-05-20 11:33:18 PM

The plural of ox is oxen, just like the plural of box is boxen, depending on context (or contexten).

/vaxen

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom		2011-05-20 11:36:32 PM

This is the innocent man who died, so that you all can make egg jokes. Classy, folks. Really classy.

i54.tinypic.com

Farker T		2011-05-20 11:37:05 PM

The perpetrator must have been bedeviled.

Sure, the victim egged him on, but a stab in the back? That's just poaching.

Farker T		2011-05-20 11:42:17 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: This is the innocent man who died, so that you all can make egg jokes. Classy, folks. Really classy.

Now I feel rotten. That pic really soft-boiled my heart.

A once vibrant being, so full of life is now just an empty shell. I'll bet he was really popular with the chicks in his day.

May he nest in peace.

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom		2011-05-20 11:43:46 PM

Farker T: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: This is the innocent man who died, so that you all can make egg jokes. Classy, folks. Really classy.

Now I feel rotten. That pic really soft-boiled my heart.

A once vibrant being, so full of life is now just an empty shell. I'll bet he was really popular with the chicks in his day.

May he nest in peace.

Nicely done

ankmcfly		2011-05-20 11:45:11 PM

Farker T! You should be beaten!!! To a soft peak...

MrCheeks		2011-05-20 11:57:10 PM

Rashnu: JonnyBGoode: For those that don't know the difference:

2.bp.blogspot.com
YOKE

The plural of ox? Now I understand "a heavy yoke."

Oxen?

pesuto		2011-05-21 12:01:20 AM

KrispyKritter: pesuto: What a terrible yoke!

Friend of Pud?

JonnyBGoode: For those that don't know the difference:

YOKE

YOLK

We're just two crazy yolks! :3

Btw thanks android autocorrect!

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