FARK.com: (6221933) Jason Giambi hits three home runs and becomes second-oldest player to hit three home runs in one game in MLB history. Best use of wood by a middle-aged man since Arnold Schwarzenegger

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(sb nation)		Jason Giambi hits three home runs and becomes second-oldest player to hit three home runs in one game in MLB history. Best use of wood by a middle-aged man since Arnold Schwarzenegger (sbnation.com)		42
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drnugget

2011-05-20 09:09:10 PM

go rockies!

tallguywithglasseson

2011-05-20 11:43:03 PM

Looks they have more in common than just the steroids.

neuroflare

2011-05-21 01:40:14 AM

This is what happens when you play for a top 20 team?

lewismarktwo

2011-05-21 01:40:58 AM

Unbeknownst to most, he's also the world's largest dwarf.

Gawdzila

2011-05-21 01:44:04 AM

That guy is so roided up it's unbelievable.

Azz

2011-05-21 01:46:45 AM

I used to like Jason Giambi when he was with the As. He was a rebel with a beard, long hair and a coolness factor. Then he sold out to the Yankees, cut his hair, shaved his beard and started juicing.

Way to go Giambino.

3dougnight

2011-05-21 01:47:11 AM

Okay, off topic, but:

R.I.P. Harmon Killebrew.

No performance enhancers for that guy. Any man who hits a grand slam in the World Series will live forever, at least in Minnesota, my home state.

Britney Spear's Speculum

2011-05-21 01:48:35 AM

drnugget: go rockies!

How many WS titles do you have?

GO GIANTS

ArtosRC

2011-05-21 01:51:22 AM

GET SOME, ROX
Colorado is the greatest state in the Union. If you disagree, you're a filthy traitor.
This is fact and cannot be disputed.

Sergeant Pecker's Lonely Hearts Club Gang Bang

2011-05-21 01:59:52 AM

Azz: I used to like Jason Giambi when he was with the As. He was a rebel with a beard, long hair and a coolness factor. Then he sold out to the Yankees, cut his hair, shaved his beard and started juicing.

Way to go Giambino.

Odd, he's the anti-Arod. Arod quit juicing when he joined the Yankees.

/so he says
//and Giambi was doing it while with the A's
///and that Giambino nickname is a slap in the face to Babe Ruth. fark you John Sterling.

dirkfunk

2011-05-21 02:06:29 AM

Britney Spear's Speculum: drnugget: go rockies!

How many WS titles do you have?

GO GIANTS

Jesus Christ. One World Series win in 56 years while in San Francisco and you start acting like a Yankee Fan? Really? It's not like the Rockies are the Royals or something. They do have a winning pedigree as of late.

/You're a douche, but Brian Wilson is still farking awesome.

gimmegimme

2011-05-21 02:23:03 AM

Better living through chemistry. Congratulations, Mr. I-apologize-but-won't-tell-you-what-I'm-apologizing-for.

Drannon

2011-05-21 02:29:35 AM

+1 for the headline.

ras django

2011-05-21 02:34:14 AM

did he cry while using his wood?

aearra

2011-05-21 02:45:56 AM

Good one subby

7th Son of a 7th Son

2011-05-21 02:48:27 AM

He looks like Varg.

Alkoholiker

2011-05-21 02:54:00 AM

ras django: did he cry while using his wood?

I would have. Did you see that hag?? Best use of wood? Massive subby fail.

Rreal

2011-05-21 03:07:03 AM

mekka lekka hi, mekka hiney ho
mekka lekka hi, mekka challi ho
molla mekka challa malla molla makka hey

the wish is granted, long live Jambi

/DNRTFA

rosstifer

2011-05-21 03:20:40 AM

Leskay

2011-05-21 03:36:00 AM

Any of you cum garglers think to include a video link? Fark me.

Coz, you know, nothing beats WORDS when it comes to describing home runs.

Mr. Potatoass

2011-05-21 03:54:52 AM

Leskay: Any of you cum garglers think to include a video link? Fark me.

Coz, you know, nothing beats WORDS when it comes to describing home runs.

You are an idiot (new window)

Leskay

2011-05-21 04:01:55 AM

"I don't believe what I just saw" either.

Goodfella

2011-05-21 04:30:20 AM

But isnt this guy the steroid junkie?

Horrendous Space Kablooie

2011-05-21 05:58:22 AM

BALCO

jmr61

2011-05-21 06:05:15 AM

Baseball sucks.

Always has, always will.

MmmmBacon

2011-05-21 06:37:41 AM

jmr61: Baseball sucks.

Always has, always will.

Truth. If the NFL doesn't get its act together soon, I hate to think what late summer and the fall will be like, with only college football to watch.

Honest Bender

2011-05-21 06:53:44 AM

I thought we had the sports tab to sequester crap like this away from the rest of the site. Who cares about some old guy achieving some random statistic? BFD.

BolloxReader

2011-05-21 07:45:00 AM

Alkoholiker: ras django: did he cry while using his wood?

I would have. Did you see that hag?? Best use of wood? Massive subby fail.

Thank you. Arnold let me down big time. He's got bank, he could have paid for qualified specialists like Spitzer did.

JosephFinn

2011-05-21 08:46:55 AM

Too bad none of Giambis statistics count due to his steroids use.

henryhill

2011-05-21 08:49:06 AM

Farkin Fanboys. Grow up.

drnugget

2011-05-21 09:46:31 AM

Britney Spear's Speculum: drnugget: go rockies!

How many WS titles do you have?

GO GIANTS

I don't have any. How many do you have?

Go rockies.

hufnmouth

2011-05-21 10:03:10 AM

ArtosRC: GET SOME, ROX
Colorado is the greatest state in the Union. If you disagree, you're a filthy traitor.
This is fact and cannot be disputed.

THIS. Englewood represent.

Buck Henderson

2011-05-21 10:36:19 AM

Just have to mention that I am very happy that the often overused and misapplied Hero tag was not trotted out for this.

HZS9PK

2011-05-21 11:53:46 AM

Uh, Subby, have you seen what Arnold has been hitting?

aintnuttintofarkwith

2011-05-21 11:55:20 AM

hufnmouth: ArtosRC: GET SOME, ROX
Colorado is the greatest state in the Union. If you disagree, you're a filthy traitor.
This is fact and cannot be disputed.

THIS. Englewood represent.

Big fan of your baby changing trays

John Henry Eden

2011-05-21 01:14:41 PM

ArtosRC: GET SOME, ROX
Colorado is the greatest state in the Union. If you disagree, you're a filthy traitor.
This is fact and cannot be disputed.

You are bumpkins living in a backwater flyover state.

jake3988

2011-05-21 03:21:21 PM

Arnold is 63. Unless he's planning to hit 126, which would make him the oldest person in history by 4 years... he's not middle aged

He does still LOOK middle aged, though.

SomeoneDumb

2011-05-21 03:44:17 PM

I won't be happy until I hear anyone in broadcasting pronounce his name correctly, without the JEE sound or added syllable.

It's pronounced Jahm-bee, idiots.

/No idea why Americans keep adding that extra GEE syllable. GI=J, not jee

Wadded Beef

2011-05-21 06:15:20 PM

ArtosRC: GET SOME, ROX
Colorado is the greatest state in the Union. If you disagree, you're a filthy traitor.
This is fact and cannot be disputed.

Came for this. Leaving satisfied.

devilskware

2011-05-21 06:30:41 PM

SomeoneDumb: I won't be happy until I hear anyone in broadcasting pronounce his name correctly, without the JEE sound or added syllable.

It's pronounced Jahm-bee, idiots.

/No idea why Americans keep adding that extra GEE syllable. GI=J, not jee

i157.photobucket.com

Jahm-bee? Find other things to get worked up about man.

SomeoneDumb

2011-05-21 09:01:15 PM

devilskware:

Jahm-bee? Find other things to get worked up about man.

/Sorry, pet peeve

//Would also have hated Gee-o-vahn-nee for correct joe-vahn-nee

DV1976

2011-05-21 09:08:45 PM

Any man who hits a grand slam in the World Series will live forever

Tino!!!!!

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