If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Starpulse)   Katy Perry forbids chauffeurs from making eye contact with her. If only there were some distractions to keep the chauffeurs from looking into her eyes   (starpulse.com) divider line 63
    More: Obvious, Katy Perry  
•       •       •

6870 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 20 May 2011 at 7:01 PM (3 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



63 Comments   (+0 »)
   

Archived thread

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all
 
2011-05-20 04:38:35 PM
I saw a ProActive commercial that she does about skin care...and she says "I'm a singer...so everyone is always looking at my face."
It then cuts to a pic of her singing on stage and those bosoms are bouncing around and barely contained in her tube top.
Yeah, Katy...we're just focused on your singing...
 
2011-05-20 04:41:55 PM
Enough is enough, Katy; let's see 'em.
 
2011-05-20 05:58:59 PM
img.photobucket.com
 
2011-05-20 06:06:56 PM
Why would she even bother putting this in her contract? As though "too much eye contact" is something she's EVER experienced...?
 
2011-05-20 07:04:56 PM
How the hell can anyone see her eyes under all that makeup?
 
2011-05-20 07:07:00 PM
Her teetays are on the very top of my list of TeeTays Psycoholic_Slag Needs To See STAT.
 
2011-05-20 07:26:21 PM
Her concert rider is a classic. (new window)

"Do not stair at the backseat thru the rearvieuw mirrow."

She must have written this all by herself.
 
2011-05-20 07:30:36 PM
Actually having RTFA it's not bad really. She's telling her DRIVERS not to stare at her in the mirror while they are DRIVING. (It also says nothing about eye contact, as funny as the joke is.)

It's not about vanity it's about safety.

www.ladyobama.com
And there is nothing safe about tits.
 
2011-05-20 07:33:54 PM
The flowers and drinks and shiat is pathetic.

The driver stuff sounds like a standard limo contract.
 
2011-05-20 07:38:52 PM

gaspode: The flowers and drinks and shiat is pathetic.

The driver stuff sounds like a standard limo contract.


The flowers stuff may be more of a Val Halen brown M&M thing than her just really liking specific flowers.

But she also may be a rich asshole.
 
2011-05-20 07:39:21 PM

dehehn: Actually having RTFA it's not bad really. She's telling her DRIVERS not to stare at her in the mirror while they are DRIVING. (It also says nothing about eye contact, as funny as the joke is.)


The section of the rider that prohibited staring did not qualify it by saying this applied only while driving. I think you need to brush up on your reading comprehension.
 
2011-05-20 07:47:06 PM

MaxxLarge: Why would she even bother putting this in her contract? As though "too much eye contact" is something she's EVER experienced...?


She is young. She hasn't learned how to cope with her fame. She better learn quickly, or she will crash and burn.

/does not envy her.
 
2011-05-20 07:49:33 PM

Atomic Spunk: dehehn: Actually having RTFA it's not bad really. She's telling her DRIVERS not to stare at her in the mirror while they are DRIVING. (It also says nothing about eye contact, as funny as the joke is.)

The section of the rider that prohibited staring did not qualify it by saying this applied only while driving. I think you need to brush up on your reading comprehension.


Do you not know how to read a news article? Even a fluff piece entertainment news article? The first sentence or two summarizes the information in broad terms, the rest provides specifics. The first sentence in this article mentioned staring without providing details; the rest of the article narrowed that focus to "in the rear view mirror while driving." I think you need to brush up on your reading comprehension. Asshat...
 
2011-05-20 07:50:46 PM

Atomic Spunk: he section of the rider that prohibited staring did not qualify it by saying this applied only while driving. I think you need to brush up on your reading comprehension.


because let's face it, who reads the articles anyways?
 
2011-05-20 07:52:27 PM

Maestro1701: Atomic Spunk: dehehn: Actually having RTFA it's not bad really. She's telling her DRIVERS not to stare at her in the mirror while they are DRIVING. (It also says nothing about eye contact, as funny as the joke is.)

The section of the rider that prohibited staring did not qualify it by saying this applied only while driving. I think you need to brush up on your reading comprehension.

Do you not know how to read a news article? Even a fluff piece entertainment news article? The first sentence or two summarizes the information in broad terms, the rest provides specifics. The first sentence in this article mentioned staring without providing details; the rest of the article narrowed that focus to "in the rear view mirror while driving." I think you need to brush up on your reading comprehension. Asshat...


Ah, you didn't read the concert rider. I forgive you.
 
2011-05-20 07:52:55 PM

gaspode: The flowers and drinks and shiat is pathetic pretty typical for a major act.

The driver stuff sounds like a standard limo contract.


I've read a lot of riders and hers is not that bad.
 
2011-05-20 07:54:00 PM

strangeguitar: I saw a ProActive commercial that she does about skin care...and she says "I'm a singer...so everyone is always looking at my face."
It then cuts to a pic of her singing on stage and those bosoms are bouncing around and barely contained in her tube top.
Yeah, Katy...we're just focused on your singing...


A ProActive commercials means she has zits. Stare at her zits.
 
2011-05-20 07:54:11 PM

gaspode: The flowers and drinks and shiat is pathetic.


Actually it makes sense. It's how you tell the promoter actually read the whole rider and has everything done right. If they haven't taken care of that detail, then perhaps they haven't taken care of something else. It's pretty common for riders to have a "WTF?" item on them just to make sure promoters are on the ball.
 
2011-05-20 07:54:45 PM

Kirk's_Toupee: MaxxLarge: Why would she even bother putting this in her contract? As though "too much eye contact" is something she's EVER experienced...?

She is young. She hasn't learned how to cope with her fame. She better learn quickly, or she will crash and burn.

/does not envy her.


Both of you do know there is nothing about eye contact in the contract. The article completely blows it out of proportion.
 
2011-05-20 08:01:39 PM

Atomic Spunk: Her concert rider is a classic. (new window)

"Do not stair at the backseat thru the rearvieuw mirrow."

She must have written this all by herself.


I didn't see anything about not making eye contact.

Actually it seems pretty reasonable. Basically just drive the effin car and know where the nearest emergency services are. In other words, do what hired you for.
 
2011-05-20 08:04:08 PM

cchris_39:
I didn't see anything about not making eye contact.


Nor did I. So why did you quote me?
 
2011-05-20 08:06:31 PM

Kirk's_Toupee: Atomic Spunk: he section of the rider that prohibited staring did not qualify it by saying this applied only while driving. I think you need to brush up on your reading comprehension.

because let's face it, who reads the articles anyways?


Ha! So true. Let's get back to what every Katy Perry thread is about: (o)(o)
 
2011-05-20 08:11:51 PM

dehehn: Actually having RTFA it's not bad really. She's telling her DRIVERS not to stare at her in the mirror while they are DRIVING. (It also says nothing about eye contact, as funny as the joke is.)

It's not about vanity it's about safety.


And there is nothing safe about tits.


God those things are amazing
 
2011-05-20 08:16:34 PM

Atomic Spunk: Maestro1701: Atomic Spunk: dehehn: Actually having RTFA it's not bad really. She's telling her DRIVERS not to stare at her in the mirror while they are DRIVING. (It also says nothing about eye contact, as funny as the joke is.)

The section of the rider that prohibited staring did not qualify it by saying this applied only while driving. I think you need to brush up on your reading comprehension.

Do you not know how to read a news article? Even a fluff piece entertainment news article? The first sentence or two summarizes the information in broad terms, the rest provides specifics. The first sentence in this article mentioned staring without providing details; the rest of the article narrowed that focus to "in the rear view mirror while driving." I think you need to brush up on your reading comprehension. Asshat...

Ah, you didn't read the concert rider. I forgive you.


And I forgive you for being an asshat.

Wait a minute, no I don't. DIAF.
 
2011-05-20 08:19:16 PM
I have found that the rear view mirror is essentially useless.... more of a driving hazard really. It is always impeding that beautiful panoramic view of the traffic in front you.
 
2011-05-20 08:21:31 PM
And this is why the driver should install a hidden cam in the back of the limo, then offer right away to raise the window divider so that Miss Boobs... er Katy Perry can have privacy.
 
2011-05-20 08:22:07 PM

Maestro1701:
And I forgive you for being an asshat.

Wait a minute, no I don't. DIAF.


t2.gstatic.com
 
2011-05-20 08:25:18 PM
If you don't already, you should seek out and make friends with a professional limo driver.

They will tell you the shiat on anyone they've ever given a ride, good or bad.
 
2011-05-20 08:35:33 PM

mat catastrophe: If you don't already, you should seek out and make friends with a professional limo driver.

They will tell you the shiat on anyone they've ever given a ride, good or bad.


They also know where to get drugs.
 
2011-05-20 08:43:14 PM
Wow, what a coont.
 
2011-05-20 08:47:59 PM

Atomic Spunk: Kirk's_Toupee: Atomic Spunk: he section of the rider that prohibited staring did not qualify it by saying this applied only while driving. I think you need to brush up on your reading comprehension.

because let's face it, who reads the articles anyways?

Ha! So true. Let's get back to what every Katy Perry thread is about: (o)(o)


Thank you! All this needless bickering only distracts from the main objective of ogling her.



/Would push Russell Brand into a runaway golf cart to get to her.
 
2011-05-20 08:49:02 PM

Mugato: Wow, what a coont.


Fun fact - expenses on riders are usually taken off the top. So if an artist is promised 100k for a gig, and they "demand" 5k worth of stuff, they only get 95k for the gig.

And if they don't want some d-bag annoying them for autographs, they have that right. Sorry.
 
zz9
2011-05-20 08:53:45 PM

nakedcritic: Mugato: Wow, what a coont.

Fun fact - expenses on riders are usually taken off the top. So if an artist is promised 100k for a gig, and they "demand" 5k worth of stuff, they only get 95k for the gig.

And if they don't want some d-bag annoying them for autographs, they have that right. Sorry.


Yep, same with the BBC. If you appear on Top Of The Pops and demand your dressing room be filled with puppies and candles then that comes out of your fee.

/Elton John was booked once. His demand? Some biscuits.
 
2011-05-20 09:02:23 PM
I would Katy all over her Perry.

/yes i would
//verily
 
2011-05-20 09:04:38 PM

nakedcritic: And if they don't want some d-bag annoying them for autographs, they have that right. Sorry.


That's not what the article said.
 
2011-05-20 09:07:41 PM
a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net.a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net.a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net.a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net

/didn't she dump that dumbass brand?
 
2011-05-20 09:18:02 PM
Her rider should not be all that extreme....hell look at the doosh she married. With her...eyes...she could do better....
 
2011-05-20 09:22:43 PM
This type of thing really isn't that uncommon. Stars don't want to have to deal with BS from the hired help. It's commonplace for stage crews, security people and other hired workers to be told, as part of the terms of their employment, that they not bother or otherwise interact with the stars.
 
2011-05-20 09:56:57 PM
*checks calendar*

Yes, it's Friday, so obviously time for yet another trite Katy Perry publicity stunt.

/ Yaaaawwn!
 
2011-05-20 10:12:51 PM

Mugato: nakedcritic: And if they don't want some d-bag annoying them for autographs, they have that right. Sorry.

That's not what the article said.


No but, unlike what's in the article, it is what the rider says.
 
2011-05-20 10:14:01 PM

zz9: nakedcritic: Mugato: Wow, what a coont.

Fun fact - expenses on riders are usually taken off the top. So if an artist is promised 100k for a gig, and they "demand" 5k worth of stuff, they only get 95k for the gig.

And if they don't want some d-bag annoying them for autographs, they have that right. Sorry.

Yep, same with the BBC. If you appear on Top Of The Pops and demand your dressing room be filled with puppies and candles then that comes out of your fee.

/Elton John was booked once. His demand? Some biscuits.


I just read an interview with John. Even he admits his rider has gotten a lot more extravagant than just wanting some biscuits. And it makes Katy's seem tame.
 
2011-05-20 10:37:35 PM
Want to touch the hineeeey...
 
2011-05-20 11:16:14 PM
Wow, she has eyes? Learn something new everyday.
 
2011-05-20 11:45:01 PM
Her last driver? She had to beat him and his son to death with their own shoes.
 
2011-05-21 12:07:45 AM
i157.photobucket.com
 
2011-05-21 12:14:46 AM

Apos: Atomic Spunk: Kirk's_Toupee: Atomic Spunk:



/Would push Russell Brand into a runaway golf cart to get to her.



I would do it simply because he's an unfunny douche.

/Though I certainly wouldn't mind having to "console" Ms. Perry either.
 
2011-05-21 12:37:28 AM
reading the thingy she request the limo chill in the far left lane on the highway,

isnt that the passing lane?
 
2011-05-21 12:52:44 AM
home.earthlink.net
 
2011-05-21 02:42:48 AM
Ah, the nouveau riche. They're so cute at this age.

I'm looking forward to 10 years from now when she'll genuinely treasure anyone who even recognizes her, let alone asks for an autograph.
 
2011-05-21 03:15:41 AM
www.femalefirst.co.uk
But... I poop from there!
 
Displayed 50 of 63 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all



This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report