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(Daily Star)   Pippa Middleton gives her famous rear a brisk work-out (w/ pic)   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line 166
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2011-05-20 12:32:20 AM  
And that's as close as you'll ever get. Unfortunate.
 
2011-05-20 12:33:57 AM  
Who gives a fark?
 
2011-05-20 12:36:09 AM  

Zafayal: Who gives a fark?


Straight men and gay women the world over.
 
2011-05-20 12:58:57 AM  
My cousin has the same pilates instructor as Pippa, I learned today.
I should probably get a kick out of these replies or something, but instead I'm just kinda meh.
 
2011-05-20 01:32:00 AM  

Zafayal: Who gives a fark?


Zafayal: Who gives a fark?


Zafayal: Who gives a fark?


Zafayal: Who gives a fark?


Zafayal: Who gives a fark?


Zafayal: Who gives a fark?


Zafayal: Who gives a fark?

 
2011-05-20 03:42:21 AM  
At first I was like:
i461.photobucket.com

And then I realized I don't give a f*ck about boney british b*tches.
 
2011-05-20 04:00:56 AM  
Without going all Studman I would say her ass is nice, but not spectacular.
 
2011-05-20 06:18:18 AM  
Pippas backside?
Nothing to see here folks, move along.
 
2011-05-20 06:18:36 AM  
Bloody hell, I have rarely been so embarrassed by a "newspaper" "article"...

PIPPA Middleton gives her famous rear a brisk work-out. - She's walking around town. This is not news nor a brisk work-out.

Pippa Middleton was seen out and about in the London sunshine yesterday in bum-hugging skinny jeans. - Almost ALL jeans are "bum-hugging".


Posh totty Pippa revealed the secret to her toned derriere is Pilates exercises.


One shopper said: "It looked like she'd just been for another class. - No they didn't, you just made that up you vacuous turd-munching excuse for a journalist.
 
2011-05-20 06:20:39 AM  
Yawn.
 
2011-05-20 06:21:50 AM  

EvilEgg: Without going all Studman I would say her ass is nice, but not spectacular.


^^This^^

I see better walking down the street in Chicago.
 
2011-05-20 06:25:38 AM  
I'd like to give her famous rear a brisk workout.

/obvious
 
2011-05-20 06:27:58 AM  
Showbiz tab out shopping?
 
2011-05-20 06:28:49 AM  
Surely there are British women with nicer asses.
 
2011-05-20 06:30:30 AM  

TheOnion: Zafayal: Who gives a fark?

Straight men and gay women the world over.


Really? As a straight man, I'd say that her asset is terrible.
 
2011-05-20 06:31:00 AM  
I'm more interested in her brother's ass.
 
2011-05-20 06:33:09 AM  
One night stand material. Nothing more, nothing less.
 
2011-05-20 06:35:19 AM  
That is what is getting all attention?! THAT?!
 
2011-05-20 06:35:42 AM  
Buttsecks?

/DNRTFA
 
2011-05-20 06:40:06 AM  
The Daily Star - for folks that think The Sun uses too many elitist fancy book readin' words.
 
2011-05-20 06:42:40 AM  
Aar1012:
TheOnion: Zafayal: Who gives a fark?

Straight men and gay women the world over.

Really? As a straight man, I'd say that her asset is terrible.


I couldn't see it. Her pants in the way.
 
2011-05-20 06:43:13 AM  
God's in His heaven,
All's right with the world.
 
2011-05-20 06:43:52 AM  
evidently, it does't take much to impress Brits.
 
2011-05-20 06:46:13 AM  
Perhaps not spectacular, but I sure as hell would give that rear a brisk workout. Probably the most brisk and least satisfying 15 seconds of it's existence!
 
2011-05-20 06:47:07 AM  
Someone post the pic. My crappy network at work won't display the pics.
 
2011-05-20 06:48:42 AM  
They're just feeding on the last scraps of the Royal Wedding® corpse.

/Hopefully
 
2011-05-20 06:49:31 AM  

qrb912: Someone post the pic. My crappy network at work won't display the pics.


www.scenicreflections.com
 
2011-05-20 06:54:04 AM  

bahknee: Surely there are British women with nicer asses.


Yes, but don't call me Shirley.
 
2011-05-20 06:56:20 AM  

bahknee: Surely there are British women with nicer asses.


www.picstore.org
 
2011-05-20 06:57:09 AM  

EvilEgg: Without going all Studman I would say her ass is nice, but not spectacular.

 
2011-05-20 06:59:51 AM  
So we're going to continue to throw undeserved attention at a nobody every time they get a shot of her walking to her f*cking car?

Really?
 
2011-05-20 07:01:14 AM  
unspectacular at best. and those elbows..
 
2011-05-20 07:03:06 AM  
Nice
 
2011-05-20 07:03:52 AM  
Flat, white girl ass barely distinguishable from flat, white guy ass.
 
2011-05-20 07:05:16 AM  
Is this how the media is going to keep the f*cking wedding in the news even after it happened? Disappear!
 
2011-05-20 07:07:13 AM  
I much prefer someone like Pippa, who was thrown into the spotlight, than some attention whore that never saw a camera they wouldn't jump in front of.
 
2011-05-20 07:07:45 AM  
I mean it's an OK ass, and I'd tap it, but I see better every day.
 
2011-05-20 07:08:21 AM  
Yes, it's very nice. No, there's nothing particularly special about it. Unless she does anal. In which case, I can understand at least part of the big deal.
 
2011-05-20 07:11:16 AM  
Her brother in law will be king = reason why everyone wants to fark her arse. Yeah, there's better out there, she may be just above average, but it's purely that her sister married a Prince that everyone wants in that arse.
 
2011-05-20 07:11:43 AM  
I'll say it again like in the last thread on Pippa.... if you live in a major city and you go out tonight to any club or bar, you'll probably see more than a few gals who meet or easily exceed Pippa's looks.

I mean, yeah, she's pretty or even hot, but the amount of interest in this chick is sort of lame.
 
2011-05-20 07:14:01 AM  
The second best part of the bin Laden killing was the fact that it pre-empted all the stupid wedding coverage.
/Quick, find a new terrorist to kill
 
2011-05-20 07:15:02 AM  
Who wants a spot of hot Posh totty Pippa?
 
2011-05-20 07:15:03 AM  
meh?
 
2011-05-20 07:18:23 AM  
At least, Paris Hilton was born into a family that actually did something. All this chick is famous for is having a sister lucky enough to lasso some guy born with a silver spoon up his ass.
 
2011-05-20 07:23:07 AM  

Cubansaltyballs: At first I was like:


And then I realized I don't give a f*ck about boney british b*tches.


You prefer the fat American ones instead?
 
2011-05-20 07:25:21 AM  
A lot of you seem to not understand the original concept of fark.
 
2011-05-20 07:27:26 AM  
British or not, there's just not enough meat on that there.
 
2011-05-20 07:28:08 AM  

biglot: At least, Paris Hilton was born into a family that actually did something. All this chick is famous for is having a sister lucky enough to lasso some guy born with a silver spoon up his ass.


You fail at reality. This chick is famous because she had her ass shown to a couple of billion people around the world in such a way that essentially the royal wedding became all about pippa's ass. And the world does enjoy a good ass.

/just imagine if Keyra Augustina was the maid of honour
 
2011-05-20 07:29:22 AM  
OMFG!! She's WALKING!!!! SHE'S ACTUALLY WALKING!! This is so exciting!!! I heard Princess Dianna sometimes walked.

I hope for her sake this crap gets old and goes away. She's going to have to put up with a bunch of Pavarotti following her around all the time and isn't set for life like her sister(unless she starts getting a butt load of endorsement deals).
 
2011-05-20 07:29:46 AM  
It's a step up from a pancake ass, but it certainly isn't hot. Way below standards, etc, etc, etc.
 
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