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(stuff.co.nz)   Thief tries cooking frozen chicken with gasoline. Hilarity ensues. France surrenders   (stuff.co.nz) divider line 39
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2001-10-24 12:06:40 AM
Damn, too bad he didn't burn up in the fire. Then he would be a perfect nominee for a Darwin Award.
 
2001-10-24 12:16:49 AM
MMMmmm! I love that "petrol" flavor on my chicken!
 
2001-10-24 12:18:34 AM
France surrenders!? Bahahaha! Now THAT is funny!
 
2001-10-24 12:25:25 AM
France Surrenders?? Person who submitted this link, have you nothing better to do with your time than run old jokes even further into the ground?
 
2001-10-24 12:38:41 AM

10-24-01 12:25:25 AM Quadraton
France Surrenders?? Person who submitted this link, have you nothing better to do with your time than run old jokes even further into the ground?


My headline DID include the phrase "Thief tries cooking frozen chicken with gasoline" but "Hilarity ensues. France surrenders" is all attributable to Drew & Co.

Personally, I think this enhances the whole thing and is far better than the additional comment I suggested about an upcoming Darwin award in the idiot thief/cook's future.
 
2001-10-24 12:39:02 AM
Oh, and another thing,

Hilarity ensues, France surrenders, Tastes like chicken, Walken, Boobies and Cliche Kitty will NEVER get old on Fark
 
2001-10-24 12:45:56 AM
Hey......just think of all the dumbasses that have used charcoal for virtually every cookout since the start of the Budweiser generation.
 
2001-10-24 01:03:09 AM
Tastes like chicken. Cremated with gasoline.
 
2001-10-24 01:04:52 AM
Ah, hell...I thought the tagline said "Hillary ensues". Some petrol poultry might have blown her back where she came from.
 
2001-10-24 01:35:49 AM
Game, match, point to Feral-kiwi.
 
2001-10-24 01:58:32 AM
10-24-01 12:25:25 AM Quadraton

France Surrenders?? Person who submitted this link, have you nothing better to do with your time than run old jokes even further into the ground?


Exactly.
 
2001-10-24 02:05:39 AM
there go my plans for tommorow night, oh yeah boobies
 
2001-10-24 02:13:47 AM
Person who posts whiny crap every time a headline has france surrenders, , have you nothing better to do with your time than complain about people who run old jokes even further into the ground?
 
2001-10-24 02:34:40 AM
It's almost not funny because the poor bastard was just trying to steal food. In my experience, only the truly hungry try to steal food. If I ever saw some nut in my house, stealin' my chickens, I would give him a sammich.

Love, peace and happy thoughts to Fark.com and it's parent company Man-Whore enterprises.
 
2001-10-24 03:46:10 AM
Man, this guy was stupid. EVERYBODY knows you use diesel for chicken. Petrol is for spotted dick.
 
2001-10-24 04:00:51 AM
You'd think he would have broken into a bakery. It was France, after all. Much of what I remember from my trip to Paris had to do with kick ass food. "Bon jour, madam! Pan du Chocolat, Sanc, SEE vo PLAY!"
Yes, I was tragically American. When I was done schmoozing at the local Hamman Spa by the Sully-Morland train stop--I had all the women thinking I was a professional arms dealer/pro football player/drug lord from New York. I just had to fulfill all of their stereotypes--I couldn't help myself...
-B
P.S. Leave your modesty at the door at that Spa: One locker room, everyone is naked. Nothing quite like hanging out with a bunch of attractive twenty-thirty year old French women without clothes on. Of course, the skanky men in there certainly helped fight the Super Bone off...

Damn, I'm immature. Fark it.
 
2001-10-24 04:36:06 AM
sounds like he was an arson that happened to throw a chicken on the fire. Dumb arse anyway you look at it
 
2001-10-24 05:54:22 AM
France Surrenders?? Person who submitted this link, have you nothing better to do with your time than run old jokes even further into the ground?
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All true except you cannot run that joke into the ground. I will be telling it to my grandkids.
 
2001-10-24 05:58:30 AM
Botsuraku, alas, it wasn't France but New Zealand.
 
2001-10-24 07:02:05 AM
damn i guess he found out KFC's secret to getting thier chicken so crispy :)
 
2001-10-24 07:03:17 AM
anyone remember that guy in those Mortal Kombat games?

CRISPY!!!
 
2001-10-24 08:13:31 AM
That sounds like something we would have done as drunk college students.

 
2001-10-24 08:15:49 AM
9/10: Amusing, sure. Until it's your house he burns down i guess...
 
2001-10-24 08:26:41 AM
well the nz government could have called in air stri - ah, wait a minute, no they couldn't.
 
2001-10-24 08:38:35 AM
Is it just me, or do these individuals that live on large islands lack the genetic diversity that it takes to overcome Darwinist theories?
 
2001-10-24 09:08:36 AM
THERE'S NO SHORTAGE OF IDIOTS!
 
2001-10-24 09:22:46 AM
10-24-01 03:46:10 AM Nicoffeine
Man, this guy was stupid. EVERYBODY knows you use diesel for chicken. Petrol is for spotted dick.

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Spotted dick!?!?!?
 
2001-10-24 09:34:35 AM
why does everyone have to biatch. If you dont find it funny go read National Curmudgion or something.

Hilarity ensues, France surrenders = funny
 
2001-10-24 10:00:07 AM
Dido: True. But then we would have done it out on the soccer field or something. We certainly wouldn't have done it in someone's backyard.
 
ifq
2001-10-24 10:00:40 AM
interesting to see how a french opinion (mine that is) has been censured on this board
bah i'll let you between yourselves and your pathetic superiority complex
 
ifq
2001-10-24 10:02:19 AM
oh and don't be surprised if no one really like nor cares about you
 
ifq
2001-10-24 10:02:47 AM
i mean its not as if you were so superior, finally
 
2001-10-24 10:23:32 AM
What was the chickens name?
 
2001-10-24 10:23:47 AM
I'll bet he was a serial griller!
 
2001-10-24 10:38:46 AM
LoL @ Freddy

Ah, hell...I thought the tagline said "Hillary ensues". Some petrol poultry might have blown her back where she came from.
 
2001-10-24 10:41:02 AM
Ifq: What the hell are you talking about?
 
2001-10-24 11:38:12 AM
I think he means he surrenders on behalf of France..
 
2001-10-24 12:18:35 PM
This is almost as funny as that time the guy turned his oven on with the fireworks in it. That'll show the neighbors for complaining about a few fireworks going off late at night. Just blow the whole kitchen up, first thing in the morning!

Wanna see another amusing "news" site? Check out "thetoque.net"
 
2001-10-24 10:41:58 PM
10-1 says alcohol contributed to this Darwin wanna-be's adventure...
 
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