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(Daily Mail)   Kelly Osbourne goes out with tan legs but pale arms and face. In other news, Kelly Osbourne has become rather hittable   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 85
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2011-05-17 06:38:49 AM
Eh, she looks like an extra from Hair Spray in those pics.
 
2011-05-17 06:56:26 AM
I've been saying for years that she's been hittable...and have been laughed at on fark as a result.
 
2011-05-17 07:10:58 AM
mikemoto: I've been saying for years that she's been hittable...and have been laughed at on fark as a result.

(points a mikemoto) BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

/meh she's alright
 
2011-05-17 07:11:55 AM
I wouldn't hit her with my internet penis, but if given the chance to get my IRL penis into her I'd probably intercourse her.
 
2011-05-17 07:31:14 AM
I think she'shiattable, but she's never gonna lose that chipmunk face, no matter how much weight she loses.
 
2011-05-17 07:33:44 AM
With a bat? Is she hittable with a bat?

IS THIS A TRICK FARGIN' QUESTION???!!
 
2011-05-17 08:01:56 AM
I have to disagree, Subby. Kelly Osbourne is not hittable.

Just saying.
 
2011-05-17 08:25:02 AM
Now, her older sister looked better, the last I saw, but she avoids the limelight.
 
2011-05-17 09:20:44 AM
Some Bass Playing Guy: she'shiattable

Freudian Filter?
 
2011-05-17 09:47:50 AM
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Some Bass Playing Guy: she'shiattable

Freudian Filter?


Now THAT is some funny filter shiat.
 
2011-05-17 10:08:25 AM
Face looks too much like an Ozzy poster I had in my room as a young lad. I'd never be able to get over that image.
 
2011-05-17 12:08:02 PM
Is anyone else's Daily Mail page constantly switching to an ad?
 
2011-05-17 12:09:37 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk


She's a lesbian now?
 
2011-05-17 12:09:45 PM
She has always been hittable.
If for nothing else, just for the bragging rights of being able to say that you've schtupped Ozzy Osbourne's daughter.
 
2011-05-17 12:10:20 PM
MmmmBacon: I have to disagree, Subby. Kelly Osbourne is not hittable.

Just saying.


Never has been. Never will be.
 
2011-05-17 12:11:16 PM
Nylons perhaps? They do still make those things, right?
 
2011-05-17 12:11:57 PM
DO. NOT. WANT.

/not even with even tan
 
2011-05-17 12:13:01 PM
Hittable?

topnews.in

Hmmm. Where have I seen this face before?

www.thebuzzmedia.com

MOTHER OF GOD
 
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2011-05-17 12:14:55 PM
mikemoto: I've been saying for years that she's been hittable...and have been laughed at on fark as a result.

That's because she's a retarded bobblehead with delusions of relevance.
 
2011-05-17 12:15:50 PM
PepperFreak 2011-05-17 12:09:45 PM

She has always been hittable.
If for nothing else, just for the bragging rights of being able to say that you've schtupped Ozzy Osbourne's daughter.


Ok, reading your post just completely changed my post.

She is now hittable.
 
2011-05-17 12:16:08 PM
in TFA pic, she looks like a strange 1960s version of Kirstie Alley
 
2011-05-17 12:18:59 PM
imageshack.us
problem?
 
2011-05-17 12:19:11 PM
She's more hitable than she was, but still unhitable.

And annoying as ever
 
mjg
2011-05-17 12:25:26 PM
Kelly might wish to consider that jaw surgery Bristol Palin got.
 
2011-05-17 12:25:44 PM
She still looks like Ozzy... It would be incredibly unnerving to hit it...
 
2011-05-17 12:26:16 PM
She's wearing nylons. The bunching is visible in the first photo (and I can tell by the pixels, having seen a lot...never mind).

Having said that, the color tone of the nylon should more or less match the skin tone of the wearer, or so my wife tells me.

CSB - I saw her flirting with the WeHo cops while I was standing in line to see Metal Skool at the Viper Room one night. She seemed pretty cool and was gracious and funny with those of us looking on.
 
2011-05-17 12:27:08 PM
She's a roaddog.
 
2011-05-17 12:28:12 PM
I was into Kelly Osbourne, and her mum, before the changes.

/Sharon's totally rackin'...YEAH, baby.
 
2011-05-17 12:30:05 PM
I read this as "Kelly Clarkson" and was somewhat disappointed.
 
2011-05-17 12:30:22 PM
hittable? While I have done much worse, I am pretty sure I will pass on this one.
 
2011-05-17 12:31:44 PM
Hittable?

inigomontoya.jpg
 
2011-05-17 12:32:43 PM
xdedd: She's a roaddog.

www.torpedo-emscher.de

??
 
2011-05-17 12:35:25 PM
She has progressed from ugly duckling to butterface.

NTTIAWIT
 
2011-05-17 12:36:54 PM
Polonius_In_Drag: She's wearing nylons. The bunching is visible in the first photo (and I can tell by the pixels, having seen a lot...never mind).

Yeah, it's pretty easy to see around her toes. There's a reason they call it the Daily Fail.
 
2011-05-17 12:38:32 PM
Infernalist: Kir

Came here to say something similar. She looks like Kirstie Alley found a time machine.
 
2011-05-17 12:40:47 PM
Eww
 
2011-05-17 12:45:22 PM
not a fan of hipster douches...regardless of gender.
 
2011-05-17 12:50:13 PM
xdedd: She's a roaddog.

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-05-17 12:53:19 PM
She has dull, rounded knees.

Nuff said.
 
2011-05-17 12:57:17 PM
She could be hittable. but not yet. Not yet.
 
2011-05-17 12:58:52 PM
mikemoto: I've been saying for years that she's been hittable...and have been laughed at on fark as a result.

She's actually not horrifying anymore. The pictures in the article are bad but the last few years she's done a 180.
 
2011-05-17 12:59:20 PM
Not news, she was hittable last year when she did dancing with the stars and got in hittable shape. Seeing her on that show changes my opinion of her. She's cool.
 
2011-05-17 01:06:54 PM
I think she's got a great attitude, and it's cool that she is making a name for herself, but I would not hit it. Something tells me her coochie would smell like stale hangover farts mixed with rotten cottage cheese.
 
2011-05-17 01:16:22 PM
www.mandypatinkin.net
 
2011-05-17 01:19:39 PM
THAT is hittable?!
 
2011-05-17 01:32:25 PM
Some Bass Playing Guy: I think she'shiattable, but she's never gonna lose that chipmunk face, no matter how much weight she loses.

Good. I like me a chipmunk face on a woman, chipmunk cheeks are absolutely adorable.
 
2011-05-17 01:58:17 PM
hahaha....hittable you say? Not with that Jaw line so similar to Robert Z'Dar she is not.
 
2011-05-17 02:24:01 PM
I love her legs. She'shiattable to me based on her gams alone.
 
2011-05-17 02:25:57 PM
Angry Buddha: I love her legs. She'shiattable to me based on her gams alone.

This is an awesome filterpwn.
 
2011-05-17 02:32:58 PM
DoomDoomDoom: Angry Buddha: I love her legs. She'shiattable to me based on her gams alone.

This is an awesome filterpwn.


Some Bass Playing Guy deserves the credit. I was just running with it.
 
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