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(ESPN)   LeBron himself declares the Eastern Conference Finals unwatchable. They can still be discussed to the right, along with a much more watchable Game 7 between Memphis and OKC   (sports.espn.go.com) divider line 460
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2011-05-15 01:50:07 PM
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Bring it.
 
2011-05-15 02:07:23 PM
Heat are going to destroy the Bulls. Is there anybody who even thinks that Chicago will have one of the five best players on the floor? Derrick Rose is good, but he is no Mario Chalmers. One day, Mario Chalmers was playing a game in Indiana and he shot a ball so far that it flew through the roof of the stadium and out of the skyline. The next day, they were playing in Philadelphia. The ball came crashing through the dome of the stadium and went through the basket. Mario Chalmers said "I meant to do that." They had to give him the points. Hey, he's Mario Chalmers. He's that good.
 
2011-05-15 02:15:58 PM

Mike_LowELL: Heat are going to destroy the Bulls. Is there anybody who even thinks that Chicago will have one of the five best players on the floor? Derrick Rose is good, but he is no Mario Chalmers. One day, Mario Chalmers was playing a game in Indiana and he shot a ball so far that it flew through the roof of the stadium and out of the skyline. The next day, they were playing in Philadelphia. The ball came crashing through the dome of the stadium and went through the basket. Mario Chalmers said "I meant to do that." They had to give him the points. Hey, he's Mario Chalmers. He's that good.


i don't think any of that is true.
 
2011-05-15 02:18:50 PM
Mario Chalmers once dunked a basketball so hard that the backboard on the other end of the court shattered. When a reporter from the local news station asked him about whether he intended to do that, Mario Chalmers said "you should go back to your office and take a look". The reporter found that his computer monitor had also been shattered, with what appeared to be an "M" carved in the display. It was then that the reporter realized what kind of talent he had just spoken to.
 
2011-05-15 02:20:52 PM

thomps: Mike_LowELL: Heat are going to destroy the Bulls. Is there anybody who even thinks that Chicago will have one of the five best players on the floor? Derrick Rose is good, but he is no Mario Chalmers. One day, Mario Chalmers was playing a game in Indiana and he shot a ball so far that it flew through the roof of the stadium and out of the skyline. The next day, they were playing in Philadelphia. The ball came crashing through the dome of the stadium and went through the basket. Mario Chalmers said "I meant to do that." They had to give him the points. Hey, he's Mario Chalmers. He's that good.

i don't think any of that is true.


Yea, the only time the Heat played in Indiana this year, the game the next day was in Toronto, not Philadelphia. Something's not right here.
 
2011-05-15 02:22:25 PM

thomps: i don't think any of that is true.


I read it on KnowYourMeme, which is quickly surpassing Encyclopedia Britannica as the most trusted source in print journalism. Mario Chalmers was also the stunt double for Michael Jordan in Space Jam. Most casual consumers believe that "Michael Jordan" "extended his arm" through the use of "special effects". The reality is that Mario Chalmers threatened to walk off the studio if they did not utilize his natural basketball talent.
 
2011-05-15 02:22:54 PM

Car_Ramrod: thomps: Mike_LowELL: Heat are going to destroy the Bulls. Is there anybody who even thinks that Chicago will have one of the five best players on the floor? Derrick Rose is good, but he is no Mario Chalmers. One day, Mario Chalmers was playing a game in Indiana and he shot a ball so far that it flew through the roof of the stadium and out of the skyline. The next day, they were playing in Philadelphia. The ball came crashing through the dome of the stadium and went through the basket. Mario Chalmers said "I meant to do that." They had to give him the points. Hey, he's Mario Chalmers. He's that good.

i don't think any of that is true.

Yea, the only time the Heat played in Indiana this year, the game the next day was in Toronto, not Philadelphia. Something's not right here.


also philadelphia's wells fargo center doesn't have a dome. this whole thing is fishy.
 
2011-05-15 02:25:52 PM

Car_Ramrod: Yea, the only time the Heat played in Indiana this year, the game the next day was in Toronto, not Philadelphia. Something's not right here.


thomps: also philadelphia's wells fargo center doesn't have a dome. this whole thing is fishy.


I am the President and the member of the Mario Chalmers Fan Club. My historical facts have been researched thoroughly with the help of YouTube comment threads. I do not wish to debate the veracity of scientific fact. I do not dabble in faith and false gospel. I dabble in the book of Mario Chalmers.
 
2011-05-15 02:28:10 PM

Mike_LowELL: I dabble in the book of Mario Chalmers.


this book? (new window) it doesn't look very popular :(
 
2011-05-15 02:34:26 PM
Sixty dollars? That sounds like a very, very reasonable price for the right to earn and learn a lifetime philosophy.
 
2011-05-15 02:34:53 PM
Mario Chalmers once dunked a basketball so hard, he scored on three games and my wife.
 
2011-05-15 02:43:22 PM

SmackLT: Mario Chalmers once dunked a basketball so hard, he scored on three games and my wife.


are you saying that this one dunk was counted as 2 points in 3 separate games and also inseminated your wife, or are you saying that he dunked so hard that it gave him the confidence to score again in two subsequent games and to speak to your wife while she was out trolling for dick at the club?
 
2011-05-15 02:43:26 PM
Mario Chalmers was still a baby in his mother's womb in Anchorage, Alaska. About a month before he was going to be born, his mother was watching the TV as the NBA playoffs were about to begin. Just before the game started, the TV crew panned to Michael Jordan, who was sitting on the bench with a towel around the back of his neck. Jordan looked up at the camera, looked through the TV. The baby kicked so hard that the television screen nine feet away shattered.

Jordan went on to score 63 points against the eventual NBA champion Celtics.
 
2011-05-15 02:43:55 PM

thomps: SmackLT: Mario Chalmers once dunked a basketball so hard, he scored on three games and my wife.

are you saying that this one dunk was counted as 2 points in 3 separate games and also inseminated your wife, or are you saying that he dunked so hard that it gave him the confidence to score again in two subsequent games and to speak to your wife while she was out trolling for dick at the club?


YES.
 
2011-05-15 03:03:08 PM
Thank you, Mario Chalmers, for keeping us dukned on.
 
2011-05-15 03:07:56 PM
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2011-05-15 03:10:52 PM
Okay, now I officially like where this thread is going.
 
2011-05-15 03:26:59 PM
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I'll be in hell if you need me.
 
2011-05-15 03:34:09 PM
2 minutes in and Memphis's top 6 players have already been ejected.
 
2011-05-15 03:34:20 PM
This Mario Chalmers meme is killing me. Too good.

In other news, the Thunder is still the better team, right? I mean they Kevin freakin' Durant! They can't lose to the Grizzlies 4 games out of 7...right?
 
2011-05-15 03:35:36 PM
The Bulls taking out Mario Chalmers and the Heatles will be quite watchable, thank you.
 
2011-05-15 03:36:33 PM
I don't follow the NBA too closely, but does Chalmers still carry the 'Super Nintendo' nickname among fans?
 
2011-05-15 03:39:01 PM
The crowd is already getting tired of Westbrook's shiat.
 
2011-05-15 03:40:05 PM

The Bestest: I don't follow the NBA too closely, but does Chalmers still carry the 'Super Nintendo' nickname among fans?


I don't watch the college game and it's the first time I've heard the nickname mentioned. That probably answers your question. o.o
 
2011-05-15 03:40:34 PM
Mario Chalmers once dunked a donut so hard that he shattered the coffee mug, cutting his hand, and requiring multiple stitches which led to his missing 4 games during an important stretch of the season.
 
2011-05-15 03:44:09 PM
13-8 Memphis, 6:07 1st. Westbrook wants to be a superduperstar, I see.
 
2011-05-15 03:48:32 PM
Battier with his best JJ Redick impression
 
2011-05-15 03:49:40 PM
Memphis might want to think about rebounding on defense.
 
2011-05-15 03:50:40 PM
Every time I see a 2 on 1 fast break and one guy goes to the 3pt line, I lose my mind.
 
2011-05-15 03:54:25 PM
Like the lockout year really counts.
 
2011-05-15 03:54:59 PM
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2011-05-15 03:58:50 PM
Gasol is getting mugged out there.
 
2011-05-15 04:00:59 PM
21-17 Oklahoma City, 12:00 2nd. Another triple overtime game, I can feel it.
 
2011-05-15 04:02:36 PM
Good game so far, good thread so far. I love you all.
 
2011-05-15 04:09:00 PM
This is some really bad basketball.
 
2011-05-15 04:10:44 PM
So far the whole "watchable" thing hasn't held up.
 
2011-05-15 04:12:50 PM
I'm sure the shots will start falling in
 
2011-05-15 04:14:30 PM
I think we're about done here. Memphis is playing WAY too poorly to come back from more than, like, half a point down.
 
2011-05-15 04:14:32 PM
OKC starting to build a lead and some momentum now.
 
2011-05-15 04:16:21 PM
Apparently, you can slide under a guy who is in the air (then exaggerate the contact).
 
2011-05-15 04:16:23 PM
33-23 Oklahoma City, 5:51 2nd. Memphis is playing some majorly panicky, shiatty ball.
 
2011-05-15 04:17:45 PM

Doogled: Apparently, you can slide under a guy who is in the air (then exaggerate the contact).


"I love that phrase 'bang bang play.' Covers all manner of sins, doesn't it?"
 
2011-05-15 04:17:50 PM
I'm holding out, the second half of games in this matchup have been totally different from the first half.
 
2011-05-15 04:22:47 PM
Ugly, but entertaining
 
2011-05-15 04:30:01 PM
Da Bulls...TEAM > 3 PEOPLE.

In six.
 
2011-05-15 04:31:23 PM
Can the wheels fall off for a team before the first half is even over?
 
2011-05-15 04:31:54 PM
Stupid foul. Good job giving away the last shot, Grizz.
 
2011-05-15 04:33:44 PM

robsul82: Stupid foul. Good job giving away the last shot, Grizz.


And yet they end up getting one anyway
 
2011-05-15 04:35:37 PM

Wasilla Hillbilly: robsul82: Stupid foul. Good job giving away the last shot, Grizz.

And yet they end up getting one anyway


Yes sir, this is one fugly game. Considering how cold Memphis shot, only being down 8 is semi-positive.

42-34 Oklahoma City, halftime.
 
2011-05-15 04:42:23 PM
I'm flipping back & forth between this and my Rangers game, so I'm enjoying the updates from you guys.

robsul82: 33-23 Oklahoma City, 5:51 2nd. Memphis is playing some majorly panicky, shiatty ball.


Especially stuff like this. :)
 
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