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(Metro)   Don't you hate it when you can't see and some stranger comes to your house, gives you an enema and leaves?   (metro.co.uk ) divider line 56
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2011-05-14 03:52:16 AM  
Bet he didn't see that coming.
 
2011-05-14 04:09:51 AM  
With friends like that...
 
2011-05-14 04:39:51 AM  

PhiloeBedoe: With friends like that...


who needs enemas?
 
2011-05-14 05:22:27 AM  
UEIA
 
2011-05-14 05:25:02 AM  
 
2011-05-14 05:32:43 AM  
Public Enema #1!
 
2011-05-14 06:38:43 AM  
---gives me and enema what and leaves?
 
2011-05-14 06:48:56 AM  
Hate it? I LOVE IT!
 
2011-05-14 06:52:14 AM  
It's the link in the left hand column of that page that drew my attention;


Link (new window)



Sweet zombie jeebus!
 
2011-05-14 06:57:06 AM  
Illinois enema bandit?

/call Frank...........
 
2011-05-14 06:57:54 AM  
thursdaysrecords.com
 
2011-05-14 07:02:18 AM  
It should be "a enema," not "an enema," you illiterate child molester.
 
2011-05-14 07:07:03 AM  
The California Enima Bandit?
 
2011-05-14 07:08:19 AM  

Aardvark Inc.: It's the link in the left hand column of that page that drew my attention;

Link (new window)

Sweet zombie jeebus!


You and me both, brother. You and me both.
 
2011-05-14 07:10:23 AM  

Biner: Aardvark Inc.: It's the link in the left hand column of that page that drew my attention;

Link (new window)

Sweet zombie jeebus!

You and me both, brother. You and me both.


Part of me thinks it looks freakish but then another part of me thinks that could be a lot of fun.
 
2011-05-14 07:10:56 AM  
No.

No I don't.
 
2011-05-14 07:12:43 AM  
Talk about your enema and run.
 
2011-05-14 07:16:27 AM  
Actually, I've been known to post on Craigslist for just that service....
 
2011-05-14 07:20:38 AM  
So...enema trifecta now in play. That's...something, I guess.
 
2011-05-14 07:26:00 AM  

Aardvark Inc.: It's the link in the left hand column of that page that drew my attention;


Link (new window)



Sweet zombie jeebus!


Heh, me too.

Though I was thinking about how much they'd kill her back. And how buying shirts would be a serious pain in the can. But hey, she definitely gets attention.

/quite content with B size.
 
2011-05-14 07:26:50 AM  
"Mortal Enema" Priceless.
 
2011-05-14 07:26:50 AM  

CalvinMorallis: So...enema trifecta now in play. That's...something, I guess.


I was horrified at that thought. There are some other real gems today also. It's going to be an interesting day.
 
2011-05-14 07:27:03 AM  
*knock knock*

"Who's there?"

"Enemagram."
 
2011-05-14 07:27:20 AM  
wanna wanna wanna enema
eeeeeeeeeee-ne-ma
wanna wanna wanna enema
eeeeeeeeeee-ne-ma

/great, now I'll be singing that to myself all day
//glad the CD is in the car
///it'll be a nice break from Joe's Garage
 
2011-05-14 07:47:13 AM  

NutWrench: Public Enema #1! #2!


FTFY
 
2011-05-14 07:49:35 AM  
His story doesn't exactly have the ring of truth to it. Change "mystery woman" to "escaped circus monkey" and maybe I'd buy it.
 
2011-05-14 07:56:30 AM  
content.ytmnd.com
 
2011-05-14 07:58:05 AM  
Enema trifecta in play.
 
2011-05-14 08:04:21 AM  
Enema? what enema?

i.imgur.com
 
2011-05-14 08:06:58 AM  

Aardvark Inc.: It's the link in the left hand column of that page that drew my attention;


Link (new window)



Sweet zombie jeebus!


OOPS!
Didn't see your link.
 
2011-05-14 08:07:08 AM  
Are the leaves for wiping afterward?
 
2011-05-14 08:10:38 AM  

Ed Finnerty: *knock knock*

"Who's there?"

"Enemagram."


You can't fool me, you're that sneaky Enema Shark!
 
2011-05-14 08:12:46 AM  
Sounds like my friend's gay and bay aryan bro is up to his old tricks again. Dude looked like a lady?
 
2011-05-14 08:38:05 AM  
Came here to ensure that the Zappa reference was made.

/lord, the pitiful screams
 
2011-05-14 08:51:55 AM  
Aliens did it
 
2011-05-14 08:55:09 AM  

Rufus Lee King: Pants full of macaroni!!: Came here to ensure that the Zappa reference was made.

/lord, the pitiful screams

Farkers, I've noticed, have developed kind of a "hive mind". I seem to be part of it. Uh, oh.


Robbery AND turd burglarizing! That's what the charges should be, but maybe it musta been something they all kneaded...Almost makes a feller wanna listen to Peaches and Regalia on a Saturday morn.
 
2011-05-14 08:57:49 AM  
I guess they only charged that guy with armed robbery because he was "administering" enemas, like they were requested.
 
2011-05-14 09:03:15 AM  

DonLogan: I guess they only charged that guy with armed robbery because he was "administering" enemas, like they were requested.


You obviously have not heard the song:

DON PARDO:
This is a true story about a famous criminal from right around Chicago. This is the story of Michael Kenyon, a man who's serving time at this very moment for the crime of armed robbery. It so happens, that at the time of these robberies, Michael decided to give his female victims a little enema --apparently, there was no law against that. But his name lives on --Michael Kenyon, THE ILLINOIS ENEMA BANDIT!

...

Then they'll drag in the bandit for all to see,
Sayin' "Don't nobody, no no, have no sympathy
Hot soapy water in the first degree!"
And then the Bandit might say:
"Why is everybody lookin' at me?"

Did you cause this misery?
Well, did you cause this kinda misery?
Well, did you cause this misery?
Well, one girl shout: "Let the Bandit be!"

Bandit, are you guilty?
Bandit, are you guilty?
Tell me now, what's your plea?
Another girl shout:
"Let the fiend go free!"

Are you guilty? Bandit, did you do these deeds?
Come on, now!
He said: "It must be just what they all need..."
 
2011-05-14 09:12:17 AM  
One good Zappa deserves ANOTHER.

/Caution. Gratuitous sax.
 
2011-05-14 09:14:52 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Hate it? I LOVE IT!


I'll be over in a few minutes!!! Fabulous!!!!
 
2011-05-14 09:17:02 AM  
Prosecutor: Officer, can you tell us what you saw upon entering the victim's apartment?

Cop: It appeared he had cleaned everything out.
 
2011-05-14 09:24:51 AM  
Rufus Lee King:
Seriously, though, this sounds like a drug-induced fantasy. I recently had intestinal surgery: spent a week in the hospital on morphine, followed by three weeks at home on Percocet. I had all sorts of very realistic ass-related dreams during that time.

Wow, intestinal surgery? By all means, start drinking today. Quality bourbon, or beer at least. You'll thank me later.
 
2011-05-14 09:53:44 AM  
Aardvark Inc.:
It's the link in the left hand column of that page that drew my attention;
Link (new window)
Sweet zombie jeebus!


Body Dysmorphic Disorder writ large. For a similar case, google "Beshine", with safesearch off. Warning though: goes way beyond sexy to borderline body horror.
 
2011-05-14 10:15:24 AM  
This sounds like Springheel Jack, or the Mad Gasser attacks of Victorian England.

/I guess Mad Asser would be more accurate.
 
2011-05-14 10:22:29 AM  

SoothinglyDeranged: PhiloeBedoe: With friends like that...

who needs enemas?


i55.tinypic.com
 
2011-05-14 11:10:04 AM  
Not really, no.
 
2011-05-14 11:16:09 AM  

Rufus Lee King: Seriously, though, this sounds like a drug-induced fantasy. I recently had intestinal surgery: spent a week in the hospital on morphine, followed by three weeks at home on Percocet. I had all sorts of very realistic ass-related dreams during that time.


I had a sigmoidoscopy and I was pretty tired afterwards because the laxatives I used to clean me out kept me up all night long (it was like having the dry heaves out your ass). When I came home from the ordeal I went and took a nap.

Between the mild sedative they gave me and my state of exhaustion I kept dreaming that I was being chased by Lt. Data from ST:TNG and he was hell bent intent on raping me.
 
2011-05-14 11:51:19 AM  
Damn, and I usually have to pay an extra $100 for that, and this guy gets it for free!


Life is not fair.
 
2011-05-14 12:32:55 PM  
Yes sir, It is outrageous. I certainly DO hate having such things done to me - especially since I moved to my new residence at 113 Medford Street, San Diego CA.
 
2011-05-14 12:34:44 PM  
thepatriotaxe.com
 
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