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(Reuters)   Large stash of porn found in Bin Laden's compound...cause you know, being isolated from goats for so long had to be tough on the poor guy   (reuters.com) divider line 317
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2011-05-13 05:41:26 PM
Do you really want to know what was on there?

I mean, really? (probably NSFW)

/Never thought I'd have a chance to bust that link out again
 
2011-05-13 05:41:53 PM
Fo' all yo' newbies:

Rule 34

Generally accepted internet rule that states that pornography or sexually related material exists for any conceivable subject.



There you have it; now piss off!
 
2011-05-13 05:41:55 PM
Yes, the man who murdered thousands would never stoop to looking at porn. It must be propaganda.

/the mind boggles
 
2011-05-13 05:42:30 PM
Meh.

Porn is ubiquitous.

Male, yes?

Porn?

Nooo...

;)

P.S. Male humans are visual beasts, yo.
 
2011-05-13 05:42:54 PM
Frolicking with Fatima: A young Muslim heroine gets a taste of Poppy's Seed.
 
2011-05-13 05:42:58 PM
I am so going to hell for this:

Finally Fourteen: Barely Legal Backdoor Whores
 
2011-05-13 05:43:09 PM

Jster422: The All-Powerful Atheismo: netweavr: Obvious propaganda is obvious.

Are you seriously white-knighting Osama Bin Laden?

AHAHAHAHA

Everything about that response is wonderful. Greatest phrase ever uttered.


You're obviously high as hell, but I can see the poetry there.
Good call
 
2011-05-13 05:44:17 PM

Free Radical: PhiloBeddoe: Bullshiat.

Let me put that another way: If there was no porn, the US government would say there was anyway.

So a guy who is content with killing thousands of innocent people wouldn't possibly look at anything so vile as pornography right?


Because religious zealots and ideologues ALWAYS practice what they preach and ALWAYS refute what they condemn... look at Ted Haggard, Newt Gingritch, John Edwards, etc.
 
2011-05-13 05:44:59 PM
Lemme save you some time.
News:
Sat: OBL steps on insects when on a walk
Sun: OBL squeezes kittens into bottles
Mon: OBL drowns puppies for fun
Tue: OBL has a pet pig
Wed: OBL has a still in the back shed
Thr: OBL picks his nose and eats it
sumptin' like dat
need I continue?

This really is pathetic.
 
2011-05-13 05:45:45 PM
Burqakke 4: Glazing the Drape
 
2011-05-13 05:46:01 PM

netweavr: Obvious propaganda is obvious.


I'm honestly not that surprised.

It's always the ones that are the most 'hardcore' against it that have their little secrets.

I'm more or less waiting for the 'kiddy pron' angle to be played. Then again, considering bin Laden, I might actually believe it.

It's one thing to try prop half-assed rape charges against Assange vs. an actual mass murderer like bin Laden who know what fetishes he had.

Although, considering the fact that he had at least 1 wife there (some early 20's chica?) so who knows 'what evil lurks in the hearts of men'.
 
2011-05-13 05:46:17 PM
Wow I go away for a couple of hours and look what happens.

/Sandy Vaginas pt. 1 thru 27
 
2011-05-13 05:46:20 PM

rickythepenguin: I think I felt teeth: That's why you always have a designated friend to go over and get rid of your porn and sex toy stash in case you die, or you know, get taken out by special forces.

Can I have my joke back now?


Don't smell the bowling pin.
 
2011-05-13 05:46:26 PM
I heard he was waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay into MILF porn.


Mujahideeens I'd Like to fark.
 
2011-05-13 05:46:27 PM

Fuggin Bizzy: netweavr: Obvious propaganda is obvious.

This.


didn't wikileaks have info on Saudi royals and prostitutes? I'd be more surprised if he slept on straw and ate nothing but locusts.
 
2011-05-13 05:46:41 PM
upload.wikimedia.org.
 
2011-05-13 05:47:57 PM

Nightsweat: From the stash:


So it's that scene from 'The Shining'?

I'm confused.
 
2011-05-13 05:47:59 PM
Osama's been Layin'

or maybe...

Abbuttibad
 
2011-05-13 05:49:23 PM
Isn't porn not allowed to be viewed by terrorists of the Bin Laden type? I thought all they can do is rape people, but not view porn hmm...
 
2011-05-13 05:49:26 PM
I'll just leave this here...

sheikyermami.com

/hot like the Arabian desert
 
2011-05-13 05:49:51 PM

biglot: Exclusive pornography found in bin Laden hideout. I'm no expert on Islam, but I can only think that if OBL's got it/had it, then it must A-OK with the Quran, Sharia, all those Imam's, and all that? Right?


Yep. As long as it's 9 year old girls, then it's hunky dorey.
 
2011-05-13 05:49:54 PM
"Islam it in the back door"
"mujhadeen munchers"
"anal afghan assault"
"internal infidels"

Quick and dirty.
 
2011-05-13 05:50:17 PM
I'm sure this story is 100% accurate and not at all a military ploy to make our enemy look like a hypocrite.

Just like how bin Laden lived in that million dollar home that was actually $250k.

Or that gun he supposedly had, before we learned he had been shot unarmed.

Or that woman he used as a human shield (turned it was some other dude (new window), not bin Laden)

And remember how torture was an important part of finding the information necessary to get bin Laden? Turns out that was a lie too.

But yeah, I'm totally convinced this way-too-convenient story is the truth.
 
2011-05-13 05:50:26 PM
Make that Abbuttabad
 
2011-05-13 05:51:24 PM

hammettman: He prolly had a cameltoe fetish.


Ok, I lost it with this one. I'm seriously going to spend the next 15 minutes cleaning up coffee from my workstation.

/Thanks Fark!
 
2011-05-13 05:55:15 PM

mrmyxolodian: Lawrence in a Labia


I'm LOLing.
 
2011-05-13 05:55:18 PM
He was also way into burqakke porn
 
2011-05-13 05:56:11 PM

Klasik: I'm sure this story is 100% accurate and not at all a military ploy to make our enemy look like a hypocrite.

Just like how bin Laden lived in that million dollar home that was actually $250k.

Or that gun he supposedly had, before we learned he had been shot unarmed.

Or that woman he used as a human shield (turned it was some other dude (new window), not bin Laden)

And remember how torture was an important part of finding the information necessary to get bin Laden? Turns out that was a lie too.

But yeah, I'm totally convinced this way-too-convenient story is the truth.


1.bp.blogspot.com

/parties, fun, etc.
 
2011-05-13 05:56:47 PM

Klasik: I'm sure this story is 100% accurate and not at all a military ploy to make our enemy look like a hypocrite.

Just like how bin Laden lived in that million dollar home that was actually $250k.

Or that gun he supposedly had, before we learned he had been shot unarmed.

Or that woman he used as a human shield (turned it was some other dude (new window), not bin Laden)

And remember how torture was an important part of finding the information necessary to get bin Laden? Turns out that was a lie too.

But yeah, I'm totally convinced this way-too-convenient story is the truth.


It's puzzling that arguably the most hated man on the planet still needs to be made to sound somehow worse. He orchestrated the murder of thousands of people and he masturbated too much. Huh?
 
2011-05-13 05:57:22 PM
obama should watch what's going on, however on WSB we have a negro talking to a goat. So all is well.
 
2011-05-13 05:57:33 PM
Allah Board the Jizz Train

Mecca Me Beg

Tehran Her a New One
 
2011-05-13 05:58:54 PM
just bookmarking
 
2011-05-13 05:59:15 PM
Letterman should have no problem with the "Top 10" tonight.
You guys in this thread are killing me. Hilarious!
 
2011-05-13 06:00:13 PM
Why *wouldn't* OBL have porn? Doesn't everyone? I have a porn stash*, and I'm female, for fark's sake.

*not to be confused with a porn 'stache
 
2011-05-13 06:00:31 PM

Mr-Wunderful: Burqakke 4: Glazing the Drape


I don't give out points but that was creative. + something
 
2011-05-13 06:01:16 PM

cannotsuggestaname: for some reason the thought of Osama making knuckle babies is disturbing.


You think he yelled "Allah Ackbar!" as he finished?
 
2011-05-13 06:01:17 PM

Jake Havechek: Omar: Holy shiat! Look at the dick on that son of a biatch!
bin Laden: Hey, Achmed! That guy's dork's even bigger that yours!
al Assi: If you had a dick like that, you could give your goat a flying fark!
bin Laden: Look at that snatch!


Paraphrased from "Porky's?" Nice.
 
2011-05-13 06:01:34 PM
IED: Improvised Ejaculating Device
 
2011-05-13 06:02:43 PM
So OBL was a republican(closeted and a hypocrite)
 
2011-05-13 06:03:46 PM
It must still be better than hasidic jew porn.
 
2011-05-13 06:04:00 PM
I like how they're chipping away at his image of Muslim propriety -- drinks Pepsi, high on heroin, growing weed, watches porn. Next will be "eats bacon".

It should raise a lot of questions to his followers, although I assume they'll assume that these are just lies. Lies or not however, the downside is that to us Westerners it is making him seem way less dangerous and less fundamentalist, and overall not very relevant victory against terror.

I am pretty sure that he was in fact dangerous, and if he was ineffective it was because of our hunt for him, but killing him while unarmed and high, with nothing but porn and a couple notebooks filled with notes of his delusions of grandeur, is really taking the luster off the whole thing. Pretty anti-climatic really.
 
2011-05-13 06:04:44 PM

Sork: It must still be better than hasidic jew porn.


You mean Hillary Clinton?
 
2011-05-13 06:05:26 PM
I have to assume that he wanked with his left hand... as may be the custom.

What the Butler's Camel Saw
Abu Sayyaf Grip (Right Handed Version)
Whores of Al Jizz Era
Squeeze My Hezballahs
 
2011-05-13 06:06:26 PM

Elmo Jones: Double penetration, facial, and watersports?


That was the Groupon today.
 
2011-05-13 06:07:05 PM

snocone: Lemme save you some time.
News:
Sat: OBL steps on insects when on a walk
Sun: OBL squeezes kittens into bottles
Mon: OBL drowns puppies for fun
Tue: OBL has a pet pig
Wed: OBL has a still in the back shed
Thr: OBL picks his nose and eats it
sumptin' like dat
need I continue?

This really is pathetic.


You seem concerned.
Are you an OBL apologist?
 
2011-05-13 06:07:25 PM

dudemanbro: Sork: It must still be better than hasidic jew porn.

You mean Hillary Clinton?


Yeah their rule 34 of her got famous.
 
2011-05-13 06:07:44 PM
www.bilerico.com

/Hot like a camel's toe
 
2011-05-13 06:08:56 PM

kronicfeld: I also heard that he and Wikus Van De Merwe solicit sex from fookin' prawns.


+1 I really LOLed
 
2011-05-13 06:11:12 PM
I don't find it hard to believe this at all. But yes, releasing the info is classic PsyOps.
 
2011-05-13 06:11:19 PM

miss diminutive: Wendy's Chili: miss diminutive: I have a feeling this thread is going to be epic.

Why? You gonna post boobs or something?

Epic? Really? Here's an approximation:



The epic-ness of boobs is only linearly proportional to size, modified by a normalized waist-ratio function. However, it is proportional to the square of hotness. That puts you well into epic territory.

/That was waaaay too nerdy, sorry
 
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