House

I will gouge out your eyeballs and skullfark you. With a condom on.

Walker: Talk about a mind f*ck.

WINNAR! Thread done.

Brain Herpes is what you get if you read all the herpty derp coming from both red and blue sides on the politics tab.

Why would I care about a herpes strain that only effects people named Brian?

The downside of studying medicine is knowing exactly this kind of stuff. Now every time I get the sniffles I wonder if it's my turn to get some terribly shiatty complication and nearly die.

I prefer gonococcal pharyngitis AKA throat gonorrhea.

Two more words:

NO THANKS!

"I've lost memories from early in my marriage," he says, "I try not to think about it too much. It's depressing."

Maybe he should get a d-i-v-o-r-c-e

Herpes tri-infecta in play!

FTFA: "two out of four people"

What, was reducing that one down too hard for you? Why not say "1500 out of 3000"? It sounds even scarier!

"Yesss. I'm looking for Victor Maitland. You know, dark complexion- Capricorn."

A delicacy to some

Herpes trifecta in play? It's getting all Jersey Shore in here...

Walker: Talk about a mind f*ck.

+1

Welfare Xmas: "I've lost memories from early in my marriage," he says, "I try not to think about it too much. It's depressing."

Maybe he should get a d-i-v-o-r-c-e

Who'd marry him? He's got the brain herp!

Arab Lover: A delicacy to some

But you have to cook it thoroughly.

/What goes well with brains?

50-80% of the persons posting in this thread have oral herpes.

Source: CDC

hammettman: You should always use protection when getting mindf*cked

LOL

In the 90's scientits were using the herpes virus to battle brain cancer.

so now you can't even f**k a girl for her brains?

Walker: Talk about a mind f*ck.

aaand done in one.

Once again, our body proves it can't do anything right without killing itself.

/DNRTFA

Space rabies

Anything like Albino Brain Chiggers?


/you know, snow.
//drtfa

Yeah, this story is a "wife had an affair, husband didn't even know he had herpes" twist away from being an episode of House.

Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if they'd already done it.

dfacto: The downside of studying medicine is knowing exactly this kind of stuff. Now every time I get the sniffles I wonder if it's my turn to get some terribly shiatty complication and nearly die.

well either way something will kill you. either your body will turn against it self, your cells turn against you or another organism does it for you. sometimes all 3.
further unsettling thought. you are a colony of organisms. you carry any number of bacteria, fungus, viruses, worms, mites, etc. if you own pets they carry even more and you trade!
/parasite buddy powers activate!

In other news: DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH STEVE JOHNSON

"I've lost memories from early in my marriage," he says,... meaning his cannot recall his "highlights" reel when the wife was putting out.

Yet again, doctors surprised by basic known facts of virology.

Here let me help you with that: 50-80% of the persons posting in this thread have oral herpes.

Source: CDC

50-80%? On Fark?
That is the percentage of Farkers who don't know what to do with a woman.

/Need to do more research to find the percentages of Farkette on woman action.

kd8our: well either way something will kill you. either your body will turn against it self, your cells turn against you or another organism does it for you. sometimes all 3.
further unsettling thought. you are a colony of organisms. you carry any number of bacteria, fungus, viruses, worms, mites, etc. if you own pets they carry even more and you trade!
/parasite buddy powers activate!

Or you'll get flattened by a semi truck.

Brain seks?

That would explain my last girlfriend...


/crazy
//hot; but CRAZY

Sir_Dude: Here let me help you with that: 50-80% of the persons posting in this thread have oral herpes.

Source: CDC

50-80%? On Fark?
That is the percentage of Farkers who don't know what to do with a woman.

Most Farkers know they're for making sammiches. The rest are women.

This happened to a co-worker a few years ago. She has no short term memory anymore.

"Hi, do I know you?"
"Hi, do I know you?"

notdorothy: This happened to a co-worker a few years ago. She has no short term memory anymore.

"Hi, do I know you?"
"Hi, do I know you?"


I had a co-worker who would always forget where her car was located when she used short term parking, so I can totally relate.

As long as I don't get space herpes.....

I also had a co-worker who had this happen to him. He was in a coma, but recovered and when he came back to work (as a code developer) he claimed to have no memory of how to do his job. But before he came back to work, he could answer all kinds of system questions when we called him at home. He was such a nutjob prior to his brain herpes, that it was hard for the pros to tell that he was faking it so he got lifetime disability and works on pc's on the side now. I don't send any referrals to him.

Herpetic encephalitis is no joke. The babies it doesn't kill are usually neurologically devastated.

Here let me help you with that: 50-80% of the persons posting in this thread have oral herpes.


99% of the people posting in this thread got it from Subby's mom.

FTFF

wide_eyed: Herpetic encephalitis is no joke. The babies it doesn't kill are usually neurologically devastated.

quit farkin babies then you damn sicko, or at least use a condom.