Who knows, maybe that was Wills' car.

/Or Charles'
//Or Philip's

assynstubborn2: I wish mine looked like hers too, just sayin' :)

I'm willing to bet many people would prefer yours over hers.

/Booty, booty, booty, rockin' everywhere.
//mmm assy.

booger42: rev. dave: piltdown: rev. dave: That woman Pippa, does she have an ass? I don't see one. just some bony prominence.

Hey I shaved this morning!

You shave your ass?

/NTTAWWT

No - YOU shave your ass!

cretinbob: That's what the English consider an ass?

Seriously. Poor, poor English.

Justin_BIE_EIP_er: assynstubborn2: I wish mine looked like hers too, just sayin' :)

I'm willing to bet many people would prefer yours over hers.

/Booty, booty, booty, rockin' everywhere.
//mmm assy.

I'm not sure just how you would get to that conclusion, for all you know I could have a 300lb cellulite filled jello ass.

I have not been able to make a judgment on Pippa's ass it seems like every picture I have seen of it she is in a dress I need a bikini or at least some slacks jeans won't work because they can change the shape and give support. I do like the tiny ones though.

bearcat1hunter: "Why yes honey it is"

I think she needs a side car for that
/or at least a flag/side marker

DaddyRat: booger42: rev. dave: piltdown: rev. dave: That woman Pippa, does she have an ass? I don't see one. just some bony prominence.

Hey I shaved this morning!

You shave your ass?

/NTTAWWT

No - YOU shave your ass!

If you saw a picture of me you would not be thinking about my ass.

Dear Jerk: It's been non-stop Pippa's ass since that wedding.

Everyone likes a nice ass.

She looks smokin' hot in that one pic. Good for her.

sassynstubborn2: Justin_BIE_EIP_er: assynstubborn2: I wish mine looked like hers too, just sayin' :)

I'm willing to bet many people would prefer yours over hers.

/Booty, booty, booty, rockin' everywhere.
//mmm assy.

I'm not sure just how you would get to that conclusion, for all you know I could have a 300lb cellulite filled jello ass.


You sound fat

sassynstubborn2: Justin_BIE_EIP_er: assynstubborn2: I wish mine looked like hers too, just sayin' :)

I'm willing to bet many people would prefer yours over hers.

/Booty, booty, booty, rockin' everywhere.
//mmm assy.

I'm not sure just how you would get to that conclusion, for all you know I could have a 300lb cellulite filled jello ass.


You forget where you are, ma'am. This is Fark. Judging from the comments in this thread a "cellulite jello ass" would probably get you vociferous praise.

eatin' fetus: sassynstubborn2: Justin_BIE_EIP_er: assynstubborn2: I wish mine looked like hers too, just sayin' :)

I'm willing to bet many people would prefer yours over hers.

/Booty, booty, booty, rockin' everywhere.
//mmm assy.

I'm not sure just how you would get to that conclusion, for all you know I could have a 300lb cellulite filled jello ass.


You sound fat

eatin' fetus: sassynstubborn2: Justin_BIE_EIP_er: assynstubborn2: I wish mine looked like hers too, just sayin' :)

I'm willing to bet many people would prefer yours over hers.

/Booty, booty, booty, rockin' everywhere.
//mmm assy.

I'm not sure just how you would get to that conclusion, for all you know I could have a 300lb cellulite filled jello ass.


You sound fat

The wonderful world wide web, it's so nice to know that people can make that assumption over mere words on a screen. You know what they say about making assumptions? :)

sassynstubborn2: I'm not sure just how you would get to that conclusion, for all you know I could have a 300lb cellulite filled jello ass.

mmmmm, jello.

/Eat the puddin'

You know who else has an ass?
EVERY WOMAN ON THE PLANET!

/my wife has two!

Jument: Dear Jerk: It's been non-stop Pippa's ass since that wedding.

Everyone likes a nice ass.

She looks smokin' hot in that one pic. Good for her.

Hit it? Yup.
/certainly wouldn't kick it out of bed for eatin crackers.
//right, crackers?

sassynstubborn2: eatin' fetus: sassynstubborn2: Justin_BIE_EIP_er: assynstubborn2: I wish mine looked like hers too, just sayin' :)

I'm willing to bet many people would prefer yours over hers.

/Booty, booty, booty, rockin' everywhere.
//mmm assy.

I'm not sure just how you would get to that conclusion, for all you know I could have a 300lb cellulite filled jello ass.


You sound fat

eatin' fetus: sassynstubborn2: Justin_BIE_EIP_er: assynstubborn2: I wish mine looked like hers too, just sayin' :)

I'm willing to bet many people would prefer yours over hers.

/Booty, booty, booty, rockin' everywhere.
//mmm assy.

I'm not sure just how you would get to that conclusion, for all you know I could have a 300lb cellulite filled jello ass.


You sound fat

The wonderful world wide web, it's so nice to know that people can make that assumption over mere words on a screen. You know what they say about making assumptions? :)

No. Do you know what they say about delicious cake?

8DragonFark: //right, crackers?

Cracka please.

/It's OK. I am one, so I can say it. I'm takin' it back.

eatin' fetus: Do you know what they say about delicious cake

No. I don't.

I don't understand why so many women are so out of touch with basic reality that they'd do something like this act of vandalism. I know that there are a lot of women out there with better asses than mine. If my boyfriend pointed one out, I'd admire it with him, but go into a fury-fueled rage and tear shiat up.

Newsflash ladies: there are hotter girls out there than you. You man will notice them. Accept this and be happier and more peaceful in life.

territ: I don't understand why so many women are so out of touch with basic reality that they'd do something like this act of vandalism. I know that there are a lot of women out there with better asses than mine. If my boyfriend pointed one out, I'd admire it with him, but not go into a fury-fueled rage and tear shiat up.

Newsflash ladies: there are hotter girls out there than you. You man will notice them. Accept this and be happier and more peaceful in life.

FTFM

OK, I give up trying to fix all my typos. You guys know what I mean.

/sigh

Woman makes her husband regret comparing her ass to Pippa Middleton's ass. marrying her.

FTFHim.

Call the cops to get her vandalism on record and slap that fat biatch with divorce papers. This time it's your car, next time she's lighting your balls on fire with homemade napalm. Psycho chicks are never worth the risk. When the signs manifest like this, you pack your shiat and GTFO.

2wolves: unyon: Chariset: I have to agree with all the people who are saying 'WHAT ass?'

Pretty and lithe, yes, but curvy she is not.

Not every ass needs to be a Kardashian end table. She's got more of a volleyballers ass, which can be plenty nice in their own right.

I'd say more of an equestrienne. She probably could make a silver dollar dance on those buns.

No. Look at the real photos, not the wedding photo. Her ass is flat and doesn't have a lot of tone to it. She doesn't have a sportswoman's ass -- white, black, brazilian, korean or other --- at all. She just needs to do some squats and tone up.

MyNameIsMofuga: Not bad. Not bad at all.

That's NOT ass. Jesus.

Xenomech: cretinbob: That's what the English consider an ass?

It seems the English are not so infatuated with bulbous cellulite as the Americans are.

I'd call you gay, but even homos like nice round bubble butts. You're a puzzle.

Senor Spielbergo: Yomoxu:

There is a middle ground between nice little bum and bulbuous cellulite. Perhaps some kind farkers in this thread can provide more examples.

The first example I could come up with:



/oh so hot....
//trying to think of more
///wait... gonna stare at that a bit more before I post....... damn

Uh, no. that looks like a white men's mag photoshop to de-emphasize a latina. Kind of like how JLo was de-emphasized for Gigli. No.

Somebody's gotta have Latin or Black Men's magazine ass hots of Eva for comparison. As for proper ass, just look at some hip hop videos (not all).

Spaced Cowboy: Call the cops to get her vandalism on record and slap that fat biatch with divorce papers. This time it's your car, next time she's lighting your balls on fire with homemade napalm. Psycho chicks are never worth the risk. When the signs manifest like this, you pack your shiat and GTFO.



/crazy biatch tried to kill me with a hammer.
//Once.

Farkers like fatties, I love these threads.

sassynstubborn2: eatin' fetus: Do you know what they say about delicious cake

No. I don't.

Probably one of many lyrics he could pull up where cakes is a euphemism for nice ass.

Thunderpipes: Farkers like fatties, I love these threads.



Yeah, she real fat. Whatever.

/admittedly a very sucky shot of the Cape Verdean-Italian.
//somebody's got the pool shots

It's a hot ass, but it's not risk-agitating-an-angry-wife hot.

/Team Studman69

Gordon Bennet: Great show. I suppose the paint fixups did help a bit.

/Goldfinger

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Senor Spielbergo: Yomoxu:

There is a middle ground between nice little bum and bulbuous cellulite. Perhaps some kind farkers in this thread can provide more examples.

The first example I could come up with:



/oh so hot....
//trying to think of more
///wait... gonna stare at that a bit more before I post....... damn

Uh, no. that looks like a white men's mag photoshop to de-emphasize a latina. Kind of like how JLo was de-emphasized for Gigli. No.

Somebody's gotta have Latin or Black Men's magazine ass hots of Eva for comparison. As for proper ass, just look at some hip hop videos (not all).

At least i posted a photo.... all you did is say "no"


Thanks for your contribution.

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Senor Spielbergo: Yomoxu:

There is a middle ground between nice little bum and bulbuous cellulite. Perhaps some kind farkers in this thread can provide more examples.

The first example I could come up with:



/oh so hot....
//trying to think of more
///wait... gonna stare at that a bit more before I post....... damn

Uh, no. that looks like a white men's mag photoshop to de-emphasize a latina. Kind of like how JLo was de-emphasized for Gigli. No.

Somebody's gotta have Latin or Black Men's magazine ass hots of Eva for comparison. As for proper ass, just look at some hip hop videos (not all).



Better?

I would have spray painted a big red "YES!" on there then told that coont to make me a sammich.

/itg

I'm going to get scorned for this, but I'm a (divorced) guy, and I just found this funny. I hope that most married people would agree that there was probably more to this than one comment. No one was hurt or killed. I sure as hell wouldn't divorce a woman over this one incident. In fact, a couple of days later, I would probably find it funny. That fact itself might get me into more trouble, though.

Secret Polish Boyfriend: I'm going to get scorned for this, but I'm a (divorced) guy, and I just found this funny. I hope that most married people would agree that there was probably more to this than one comment. No one was hurt or killed. I sure as hell wouldn't divorce a woman over this one incident. In fact, a couple of days later, I would probably find it funny. That fact itself might get me into more trouble, though.

Yeah, psychotic, jealous biatches are hilarious, let me tell ya. Its really funny to wonder what property of yours she might destroy over the next perceived slight to her narcisistic ego.

Nature does not always give such blatant warnings of danger. Ignore them at your own peril.

Funny would be "oops, all your work shirts are now pink," not "oops I just caused $5,000 damage to your car because you noticed that some unattainable celebrity on TV has a nicer ass than me."

trappedspirit: Pollexabator: It's a hot ass, but it's not risk-agitating-an-angry-wife hot.

/Team Studman69

Wouldn't you have to push her in the washing machine to agitate her?

:P
Not a good idea. The machine is already breaking down from all the time she spends sitting on it during the spin cycle.

Ditto: I would have spray painted a big red "YES!" on there then told that coont to make me a sammich.

/itg

I would have spraypainted "YES!", then tell the coont to move out.

rev. dave: DaddyRat: booger42: rev. dave: piltdown: rev. dave: That woman Pippa, does she have an ass? I don't see one. just some bony prominence.

Hey I shaved this morning!

You shave your ass?

/NTTAWWT

No - YOU shave your ass!

If you saw a picture of me you would not be thinking about my ass.

I'm not sure I know what that means, but I do know enough to know I don't want to see your picture. Too many scary thing on the net.

Proper responses to "Does this make my butt look big?"

1) Compared to what?
2) No, your butt makes your butt look big
3) Define "big"?

/The one big fight is worth never having to be asked that again

1, 2, 3, 4, I declare an ass war!

Choose up sides.

small


medium


large


Photographic support for any position is required.

Banned on the Run: 1, 2, 3, 4, I declare an ass war!

Choose up sides.

small


medium


large


Photographic support for any position is required.

Extra large was posted early in the thread.

Banned on the Run: 1, 2, 3, 4, I declare an ass war!

Choose up sides.


Put me in for the leaner heinie, but that large contestant has me questioning my faith a little.