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		Melanie Griffith and Antonio Banderas celebrate 15 years of marriage. Griffith looks forward to many more years while Banderas spends each night praying for death (dailymail.co.uk)		43
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Pathman		2011-05-12 07:20:41 AM

i don't get it - what's wrong with melanie griffith?
i don't know anything about her - but she is a fine looking 53 year old woman!

notmtwain		2011-05-12 08:25:07 AM

I think she's looking good too.

SpaceyCat		2011-05-12 08:31:12 AM

Yes, because aging doesn't exist in your world, subby. Your face will be wrinkle/age spot free, when you're 64.

jehovahs witness protection		2011-05-12 08:33:26 AM

Nice turkey neck. Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize those were your tits.

shivashakti		2011-05-12 08:35:36 AM

Just keep buying Nasonex and all will be well for this couple...

Sybarite		2011-05-12 08:54:40 AM

Well, he stayed through at least two of her trips to rehab. She must be something special.

hillary		2011-05-12 09:15:05 AM

She's the same age as me and she looks a damned sight fitter. Pretty hot for a gal my age. I'd hit her, except that Antonio would kick my ass.

subby: Your tastes change as you grow. What you think is hot is what I would call pedophilia.

Pathman		2011-05-12 09:29:19 AM

hillary: She's the same age as me and she looks a damned sight fitter. Pretty hot for a gal my age. I'd hit her, except that Antonio would kick my ass.

subby: Your tastes change as you grow. What you think is hot is what I would call pedophilia.

every now and then i notice a guy named hillary posting in a fark thread. i always click on the profile. and then i remember, laugh and think "that dude's awesome"

Brad_Will		2011-05-12 10:28:14 AM

I see that Antonio is still...

sharetv.org

TOO SEXY! TOO SEXY!

DaCricket		2011-05-12 10:29:13 AM

She's looking a hell of a lot better then she did, because there for a while... *shudder*

/iirc Antonio told her no more botox ect... which is why her face is starting to loose the plastic look it had developed.

Sparky The Wonder Ferret		2011-05-12 10:49:41 AM

I'm still patiently waiting for Antonio Banderas to realize I'm the one he's been waiting for....

Heffaloo		2011-05-12 11:07:51 AM

That's the best I've seen Melanie Griffith look in years. For a while there she was firmly in the Uncanny Valley.

hillary		2011-05-12 11:12:46 AM

Pathman: hillary: She's the same age as me and she looks a damned sight fitter. Pretty hot for a gal my age. I'd hit her, except that Antonio would kick my ass.

subby: Your tastes change as you grow. What you think is hot is what I would call pedophilia.

every now and then i notice a guy named hillary posting in a fark thread. i always click on the profile. and then i remember, laugh and think "that dude's awesome"

Ummmm.... thanx. That was nice.

Pathman		2011-05-12 11:32:33 AM

hillary: Pathman: hillary: She's the same age as me and she looks a damned sight fitter. Pretty hot for a gal my age. I'd hit her, except that Antonio would kick my ass.

subby: Your tastes change as you grow. What you think is hot is what I would call pedophilia.

every now and then i notice a guy named hillary posting in a fark thread. i always click on the profile. and then i remember, laugh and think "that dude's awesome"

Ummmm.... thanx. That was nice.

/bniagw ;-p

gunga galunga		2011-05-12 11:55:07 AM

notmtwain: I think she's looking good too.

I agree. Tippi Hedren looks great for a woman her age.

Jake Havechek		2011-05-12 11:58:01 AM

She had her tits out in a few 80s movies. 'Body Double' is pretty good, don't watch it on acid, though

Cymbal		2011-05-12 12:00:28 PM

Heffaloo: That's the best I've seen Melanie Griffith look in years. For a while there she was firmly in the Uncanny Valley.

Agreed. She looks like your typical WalMart cashier here:

t1.gstatic.com

She must have had some massive work done. No wonder Antonio had to whore his voice out to Nasanex.

Alphakronik		2011-05-12 12:01:00 PM

MMM....another Dail Mail Greenlight......

Delicious.

frepnog		2011-05-12 12:09:01 PM

Cymbal: Heffaloo: That's the best I've seen Melanie Griffith look in years. For a while there she was firmly in the Uncanny Valley.

Agreed. She looks like your typical WalMart cashier here:

She must have had some massive work done. No wonder Antonio had to whore his voice out to Nasanex.

if someone offered you a bucket of cash to do nothing more than speak into a microphone for a couple hours, wouldn't you do it?

shpritz		2011-05-12 12:14:20 PM

Jake Havechek: She had her tits out in a few 80s movies. 'Body Double' is pretty good, don't watch it on acid, though

There's an Israeli movie called "The Garden". It is a terrible movie. But it has one redeeming quality: a 19-year-old Melanie Grifith spends the entire second half of the movie completely naked.

hasty ambush		2011-05-12 12:15:35 PM

More interested in the woman walking away behind them-has potential.

i.dailymail.co.uk

xtalman		2011-05-12 12:29:20 PM

She looking better then she did a couple years ago but she still saw waaayy too much sun when she was younger. That skin looks real fragile.

cryinoutloud		2011-05-12 12:40:54 PM

I can't believe you all are defending her, she looks awful to me. Her entire lower face and lips look like they've rebuilt after a horrible accident.

torr5962		2011-05-12 12:50:02 PM

Even when she was popular during her "Working Girl" and "Body Double" days, I never got her. She must be unbelievable in the sack because Banderas could be pulling major 30 and under tail.

The_Sponge		2011-05-12 01:03:31 PM

Brad_Will: I see that Antonio is still...

TOO SEXY! TOO SEXY!

Welcome to the....how do you say....ah yes....show.

/I am so the sexy!

OtherLittleGuy		2011-05-12 01:05:32 PM

hasty ambush: More interested in the woman walking away behind them-has potential.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x344]

Pippa?

Rent Party		2011-05-12 01:05:32 PM

That looks like an attractive middle aged couple.

/ meh

RobDownSouth		2011-05-12 01:10:47 PM

torr5962: She must be unbelievable in the sack because Banderas could be pulling major 30 and under tail.

According to Tatum O'Neal, she got Ryan O'Neal to cheat on Farrah Fawcett-Major. I suspect she might be beyond unbelievable in the sack.

frepnog		2011-05-12 01:30:30 PM

torr5962: Even when she was popular during her "Working Girl" and "Body Double" days, I never got her. She must be unbelievable in the sack because Banderas could be pulling major 30 and under tail.

And you seriously think that he ISN'T? He is married to the Crypt Keeper; seriously, banging that must be like farking a bag of beef jerky at this point.

frepnog		2011-05-12 01:31:59 PM

RobDownSouth: torr5962: She must be unbelievable in the sack because Banderas could be pulling major 30 and under tail.

According to Tatum O'Neal, she got Ryan O'Neal to cheat on Farrah Fawcett-Major. I suspect she might be beyond unbelievable in the sack.

THIS JUST IN - men will often bang women that make themselves available to them, even if they aren't all that attractive.

Pathman		2011-05-12 02:10:30 PM

frepnog: RobDownSouth: torr5962: She must be unbelievable in the sack because Banderas could be pulling major 30 and under tail.

According to Tatum O'Neal, she got Ryan O'Neal to cheat on Farrah Fawcett-Major. I suspect she might be beyond unbelievable in the sack.

THIS JUST IN - men will often bang women that make themselves available to them, even if they aren't all that attractive.

seriously. i really doubt the vast majority of cheating spouses are doing it with people that much more attractive than their spouse.

frepnog		2011-05-12 02:20:14 PM

Pathman: frepnog: RobDownSouth: torr5962: She must be unbelievable in the sack because Banderas could be pulling major 30 and under tail.

According to Tatum O'Neal, she got Ryan O'Neal to cheat on Farrah Fawcett-Major. I suspect she might be beyond unbelievable in the sack.

THIS JUST IN - men will often bang women that make themselves available to them, even if they aren't all that attractive.

seriously. i really doubt the vast majority of cheating spouses are doing it with people that much more attractive than their spouse.

of course not. Some of the chicks Tiger was slamming were farking hose beasts.... but pussy is pussy, and farking is better than jerkin' even if the girl isn't 'model hot'.

hasty ambush		2011-05-12 02:20:37 PM

torr5962: Even when she was popular during her "Working Girl" and "Body Double" days, I never got her. She must be unbelievable in the sack because Banderas could be pulling major 30 and under tail.

file.vustv.com

Bleck		2011-05-12 02:37:26 PM

You'd think people would figure out that excessive tanning => sun damaged skin. Chicken skin boobies make baby jebus cry.

MadMonk		2011-05-12 02:51:19 PM

She must be one hell of a lady to be able to keep Antonio around for 15 years. That's pretty amazing.

Orgasmatron138		2011-05-12 04:02:16 PM

I prefer Beverly D'Angelo, myself.

Cymbal		2011-05-12 05:40:14 PM

frepnog: Pathman: frepnog: RobDownSouth: torr5962: She must be unbelievable in the sack because Banderas could be pulling major 30 and under tail.

According to Tatum O'Neal, she got Ryan O'Neal to cheat on Farrah Fawcett-Major. I suspect she might be beyond unbelievable in the sack.

THIS JUST IN - men will often bang women that make themselves available to them, even if they aren't all that attractive.

seriously. i really doubt the vast majority of cheating spouses are doing it with people that much more attractive than their spouse.

of course not. Some of the chicks Tiger was slamming were farking hose beasts.... but pussy is pussy, and farking is better than jerkin' even if the girl isn't 'model hot'.

Agreed. Uglier chicks appreciate you more. And they usually won't say no to anal. So yeah, I've farked a lot of ugly chicks. Good for slump busting too.

mhd		2011-05-12 06:02:46 PM

Paolo! Aiii!

urban.derelict		2011-05-12 07:40:16 PM

DaCricket: which is why her face is starting to loose

picardfacepalm.com

Quantum Apostrophe		2011-05-12 08:05:01 PM

SpaceyCat: Yes, because aging doesn't exist in your world, subby. Your face will be wrinkle/age spot free, when you're 64.

Genetically, judging by my parents, in my case... yes. When the hell are we going to be able to remove AGE molecules safely in adult humans?
/or just use sunscreen... Having skin that looks like the surface of an italian sausage is nauseating

dereksmalls		2011-05-12 09:46:41 PM

I'll bet she gives great head. Started her training with Don Johnson at 14.
Plus, she bought Antonio a Picasso for his birthday once.

lohphat		2011-05-13 07:59:10 AM

I was dating someone who lived in the upper west side (98th and Bwy) and we bumped into these two leaving the restraint we went to around the corner as I held the door open as they exited...they are actually very small statured. I did a double-take after they passed as I didn't recognize them initially. That was 6-7 years ago.

/csb