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(Daily Mail)   Katie Holmes hires step-daughter as intern after she threatened to eat Suri   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 40
    More: Obvious, Katie Holmes, stepdaughters, Simon Wiesenthal Center, Nicole Kidman, Tom Cruise, Set construction  
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2011-05-11 10:12:27 AM  
Good god are we going to see every Daily Mail celebrity article today?
 
2011-05-11 10:56:00 AM  
i3.photobucket.com

Save Ferris!
 
2011-05-11 11:07:32 AM  
So does she have a twin out there that got all the good genes?
 
2011-05-11 11:08:37 AM  
Hilariously accurate mysticcat. The Daily Fail is, at best, laughable.
 
2011-05-11 11:09:07 AM  
That's a handsome woman right there.
 
2011-05-11 11:09:24 AM  
What an unfortunate looking girl.
 
2011-05-11 11:09:33 AM  
Sheesh, you can tell that kid is adopted!
 
2011-05-11 11:11:52 AM  
media.tumblr.com

Actually, some twins look very different, so I guess it is not a shock.
 
2011-05-11 11:26:11 AM  
Well, I'm glad to see Peppermint Patty is gainfully employed.

I wonder what Marcie's up to these days?
 
2011-05-11 11:28:37 AM  

mysticcat: Good god are we going to see every Daily Mail celebrity article today?


Glad I wasn't the only one thinking this.
 
2011-05-11 11:28:57 AM  

GameSprocket: Actually, some twins look very different, so I guess it is not a shock.


Holy shiat, an episode of NewsRadio with Jon Stewart? I have some Googling to do.


Also, since every Daily Mail link is under contractual obligation to get the green, it's nice to see some funny headlines. Well done, subby.
 
2011-05-11 11:31:32 AM  

KatjaMouse: What an unfortunate looking girl.


I was thinking it was Cher's he/she kid for a minute.
 
2011-05-11 11:36:12 AM  
I guess this just goes to show that you can have two parents who are considered incredibly attractive, and still end up looking like, well, that.
 
2011-05-11 11:39:34 AM  

Wollffeey: I guess this just goes to show that you can have two parents who are considered incredibly attractive, and still end up looking like, well, that.


I thought we had Rumer Willis for that.
 
2011-05-11 11:40:58 AM  

Wollffeey: I guess this just goes to show that you can have two parents who are considered incredibly attractive, and still end up looking like, well, that.


Especially when you're adopted.
 
2011-05-11 11:49:49 AM  
Knight Errant 2011-05-11 11:39:34 AM
Wollffeey: I guess this just goes to show that you can have two parents who are considered incredibly attractive, and still end up looking like, well, that.

I thought we had Rumer Willis for that.


Click on the link on the right side of TFA about Brad and Angelina's kid. She is growing up to look like Chaz Bono, post surgery. In fact none of the kids in that pic look like they will grow up to look anything like their parents.

/At least the Katie's step daughter was adopted. Who knows what the biological parents looked like.
//and yes that was a funny headline subs...
 
2011-05-11 11:56:52 AM  

KatjaMouse: What an unfortunate looking girl.


With an unfortunately ironic name, at least so far.
 
2011-05-11 11:59:02 AM  

danny_kay: Wollffeey: I guess this just goes to show that you can have two parents who are considered incredibly attractive, and still end up looking like, well, that.

Especially when you're adopted.



OOOOOH. That makes a lot more sense now! I didn't realize that Nicole and Tom adopted.
 
2011-05-11 11:59:12 AM  
Looks like she has Khadaffy skin. Poor kid.

Scientology does not work on blemishes.
 
2011-05-11 12:00:54 PM  

Calmamity: Save Ferris!

Glad I'm not the only one.

KatjaMouse: What an unfortunate looking girl.

Uh huh. She has every resource available to her to look her best, her parents are arguably some of the most attractive people in Hollywood. Her self-esteem must be pretty low. I feel bad for her.
 
2011-05-11 12:02:51 PM  

BigMevy: KatjaMouse: What an unfortunate looking girl.

I was thinking it was Cher's he/she kid for a minute.


i.dailymail.co.uk

(s)He seems to have done alright for (s)him...er. Hm.

Well done, person.
 
2011-05-11 12:11:55 PM  

Zombie Hitler: BigMevy: KatjaMouse: What an unfortunate looking girl.

I was thinking it was Cher's he/she kid for a minute.

(s)He seems to have done alright for (s)him...er. Hm.

Well done, person.


I think she went to the plastic surgeon and asked for the "Kevin James". It's sad Chaz spent all that money to construct a penis he'll never see.
 
2011-05-11 12:20:47 PM  

Wollffeey: I guess this just goes to show that you can have two parents who are considered incredibly attractive, and still end up looking like, well, that.


So, what part of adopted daughter of Nichole and Tom did you not understand? With out seeing how her parents look you really can't judge.

Besides she is 18 losing about 20-30 pounds and a better hair style would make her attractive, not to mention clothes that flatter her.
 
2011-05-11 12:21:20 PM  
The article made it sound as if Chaz kept the plumbing.
 
2011-05-11 12:23:02 PM  

Wollffeey:
OOOOOH. That makes a lot more sense now! I didn't realize that Nicole and Tom adopted.


Two of them. I think the boy has dark skin.
 
2011-05-11 12:26:37 PM  

Rubber Biscuit: I think she went to the plastic surgeon and asked for the "Kevin James". It's sad Chaz spent all that money to construct a penis he'll never see.


Chaz does not have a penis. He hasn't chosen to get that done.
 
2011-05-11 12:51:40 PM  
"Chaz does not have a penis. He hasn't chosen to get that done"

/So who frisks Chaz at the airport then?
 
2011-05-11 01:22:45 PM  

nothingyet: "Chaz does not have a penis. He hasn't chosen to get that done"

/So who frisks Chaz at the airport then?


The TSA agent who draws the short straw.
 
2011-05-11 01:32:57 PM  

Slaves2Darkness: Wollffeey: I guess this just goes to show that you can have two parents who are considered incredibly attractive, and still end up looking like, well, that.

So, what part of adopted daughter of Nichole and Tom did you not understand? With out seeing how her parents look you really can't judge.

Besides she is 18 losing about 20-30 pounds and a better hair style would make her attractive, not to mention clothes that flatter her.


Wollffeey: danny_kay: Wollffeey: I guess this just goes to show that you can have two parents who are considered incredibly attractive, and still end up looking like, well, that.

Especially when you're adopted.


OOOOOH. That makes a lot more sense now! I didn't realize that Nicole and Tom adopted.


I guess you didn't see the part where I realized my mistake.
 
2011-05-11 01:59:57 PM  

Wollffeey: Slaves2Darkness: Wollffeey: I guess this just goes to show that you can have two parents who are considered incredibly attractive, and still end up looking like, well, that.

So, what part of adopted daughter of Nichole and Tom did you not understand? With out seeing how her parents look you really can't judge.

Besides she is 18 losing about 20-30 pounds and a better hair style would make her attractive, not to mention clothes that flatter her.

Wollffeey: danny_kay: Wollffeey: I guess this just goes to show that you can have two parents who are considered incredibly attractive, and still end up looking like, well, that.

Especially when you're adopted.


OOOOOH. That makes a lot more sense now! I didn't realize that Nicole and Tom adopted.

I guess you didn't see the part where I realized my mistake.



EMBOLDENED
 
2011-05-11 02:52:32 PM  

Wollffeey: I guess this just goes to show that you can have two parents who are considered incredibly attractive, and still end up looking like, well, that.


Especially when you are, you know, ADOPTED.

Tom and Nicole never had any bio-kids.
 
2011-05-11 03:48:04 PM  
Hai Guyz! Anybody know if Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman adopted? They have a kid that doesn't look like either of them
 
2011-05-11 04:34:45 PM  

Magorn: Wollffeey: I guess this just goes to show that you can have two parents who are considered incredibly attractive, and still end up looking like, well, that.

Especially when you are, you know, ADOPTED.

Tom and Nicole never had any bio-kids.


Unless I'm being trolled, did you see the part where I posted that I had already realized that up in the thread? I mean, it's not that hard to miss. It's two posts RIGHT ABOVE YOURS.
 
2011-05-11 04:35:53 PM  

KatjaMouse: What an unfortunate looking girl.


I'll say so. Poor dear. Talk about dumpy. Can't daddy spring for some plastic surgery? Better hair cut? Better clothes? Face spackle? Wow.
 
2011-05-11 05:55:11 PM  

mohron: Hai Guyz! Anybody know if Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman adopted? They have a kid that doesn't look like either of them


They also have a black son who, oddly, looks a little like Tom Cruise.
Cute kid.
 
2011-05-11 07:59:02 PM  
I know I shouldn't care really, but where do these kids live? You don't hear much about them or see them much with Tom or Nicole.
 
2011-05-11 10:46:09 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: Rubber Biscuit: I think she went to the plastic surgeon and asked for the "Kevin James". It's sad Chaz spent all that money to construct a penis he'll never see.

Chaz does not have a penis. He hasn't chosen to get that done.


He hasn't chosen to get a penis? I think my brain just exploded.

/Got no dick? Then you're a chick.
//That looks a lot like Gary Shandling.
 
2011-05-12 12:30:13 AM  
How much of a kick to groin is that? Through all odds, a child comes to be parented by two of the most beautiful people in the world...raised believing they too would becomes as beautiful as her parents...and then..."oh yeah, hun...you're adopted. Yeah...none of these genetics gifts are coming your way...we still love you though...I mean, at least more than we love most people..except for Daddy's other, real daughter with that other genetically blessed hot chick. We think Suri is going to be SMOKIN'! when she gets older. But really...we still love you."
 
2011-05-12 12:33:21 AM  
She used to look like this:
img198.imageshack.us

I wonder what happened!? She looks like a completely different person now. I wonder if she was on medication for her skin and her scientologist dad made her stop. Might be part of why she decided to go live with her mom.
 
2011-05-13 01:24:54 AM  
poor kid. It's hard enough to be an awkward looking teenager without having your parents be among the world's most famously beautiful people.
 
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