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Bin Laden underwater on his mortgage, Katy Perry's boob fairy, and nobody expects the Spanish Imposition: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week from 5/1 - 5/7
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No update from Drew this week, just some headlines that we thought were fun. Hope you enjoy them, too, if you missed any the first time around.
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2011-05-01 to Sat 2011-05-07:
Al-Qaeda will unleash a "nuclear hellstorm" if Osama bin Laden is captured. Good thing he wasn't captured then
Final Osama bin Laden message likely to surface soon. May include, "Is that someone at the door?"
Spanish court surprises everyone by imposing sentences of 439 years each to Somali pirates. Apparently no one expected quite a Spanish imposition
Thanks to Botox, teens on prom night will be just like your prom date: numb, expensive and incapable of showing emotion
Osama grew weed at his compound and drank Pepsi while chanting 'death to America'. So basically he was a UC Berkeley student
Man, 100 and woman, 93 marry and become world's oldest newlyweds. Leaving today for honeymoon at Viagra Falls
Ring ring ring goes the trolley. Argh argh argh goes the worker trapped under it
Bin Laden's mansion worth only 25 percent of what he paid for it, meaning he'll be underwater for a long time
How was Osama Bin Laden killed? Here are the 72 versions
Left handed people are more affected by fear, which researchers say has sinister implications
Police arrest man for stealing stenography machines. He wants a short sentence
Barkeep, give me an Alex Ovechkin -- that's a White Russian on ice with no cup
Favre expresses desire to expose himself on camera again
Pagan sidelined by injury. Heathen to fill in
2011: CERN physicists successfully preserve antimatter for 17 minutes. 2021: CERN physicists threaten to blow up the planet if their demands aren't met
Scientists may have found a way to prevent Ebola infections, which is great news for people who were frankly tired of bleeding out of their eyes all the time
Koalas have exactly the same fingerprints as humans. That means any one of us could be a secret koala agent
Homeless woman with poor vision but highly tuned sense of smell mistakes Paris Hilton for Lindsay Lohan
Daniel Radcliffe fancies Pippa Middleton, puts on his robe and wizard hat
"Terminator 5" will NOT reunite the original cast. Michael Biehn goes back to staring at his phone
Current county commissioners commission county committee to commission county commissioner
Prince Edward Island boasts 75% voter turnout, residents disappointed that fourth guy didn't bother
Former Bush Chief of Staff thinks Obama is bragging too much in the wake of bin Laden's death. Jeez, he's talking like Obama rode a jet fighter to an aircraft carrier and gave a speech in front of a Mission Accomplished banner
US appeals court rejects Phil Spector appeal, use of NewsFlash tag
Katy Perry's upbringing was so strict that her minister father wouldn't even let the family eat "deviled" eggs or own a Dirt Devil vacuum cleaner. Fortunately the Boob Fairy wasn't under similar restrictions
Paul Stanley 1981: "If it's too loud, you're too old." Hip replaced, deaf Paul Stanley 2011: "IT'S TOO LOUD"
Siemens gets its profits all over the place
UBS agrees to pay $160 million and will stop putting the ports so close together
Topless coffee shop gets ready to clothes
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