Jeff Kwatinetz is the manager for many major bands, including Michael Jackson, Limp Bisquit, Korn, etc.

So, to sum up:

I would like to take Jackie, the redhead, Demi Moore, and the Olsen twins and roll them up in a big caesar burrito.

My respect for her just went up nearly 4,000 percentage points. Even if she is still a scary anorexic goth.

I'll always remember Red's famous line in Robocop:

"biatches, leave!"

see..now come on.. that kind of bitterness isnt necessary, just cuz hes hangin out with a woman who actually eats and has a body at 40 something that britney never will..the small penis joke from the ex is waaay overdone..-5 for no creativity
(what happened to demi's boobs though? didnt she have boobs? muscle is cool and all but come on....)

farkuzak Demi got smaller implants put in for her 'comeback' maybe Ashton followed suit ;)

monkeybiatch:

Got a working address to whatever pic your talking about?

The best thing about that show is that the theme song is by Big Star.

Back to the thread.

Brittney Murphy is an ugly sack. Demi Moore has always been a spectacular piece of ass. I did notice that she is starting to show her age in the a trailer for the Charlies Angels movie, but she is still very hot. Ashton made the right choice.

I wish Ashton the best of luck. You guys should, too. Because the relationship is doomed the moment she opens her mouth about her cult. She may be able to force her youngest into it, but Ashton is atleast two grade levels above the kid and won't fall for it so easily.

So let me get this straight. In the "New Rat Pack" Ashton is the "small" unit guy. Does that make P-Diddy the "jew?" If so, he needs a glass eye..

She was joking on Letterman when she said that... but it's still funny and mean.

As she said, "you'd know it was false if you saw SNL."

So there you go.
/didn't read article

Pwned!

"Jackie" is Meg on Family Guy. Anyone who dislike her sucks.
But she killed Bateman and wasted two hours of my life killing people while lusting over William Shatner, so she sucks.

This Murphy chick is strangely alluring to me. I can see why others think she's not hot, but at the same time I want to fark her brains out.

Binoboy:
Actually, Jackie is the second Meg on Family Guy. Lacey Chabert was the first.

I agree, "That 70's Show" is great and Topher Grace (Eric Foreman) doesn't get the props he deserves. Kelso's character is definitely the most annoying of the bunch but that might be just my predisposition. Dumb jokes are just that, dumb.

Being as I was the same age as those portrayed on the show, I have to say the characters are pretty realistic... Eric's sister, playing the perfect 70's slut, even wears those same laced hip-huggers that I remember so fondly... And I'm seeing them again on the streets today!

/'Cept I'm now a "perv" for appreciating the same thing now that I did then. ...Can't win...

majie
man, she got him good with the ole one-two punch.

Sounds like more than he could hit her with.


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I'd like to have you all note that she did not mention me in that light. Hence, she must've been quite satisfied.

On the subject of that 70's show, Hyde is my own personal Jesus Christ, I just wish I could find a pair of those glasses...

I have to agree with most of the people on this thread: That 70's Show is the best sitcom on TV right now, and I love that it's in syndication because I can watch it twice a day here. It's the best casting I've seen for a sitcom in a long time...honestly, every cast member is perfect in their roles, and pulls it off each week with aplomb. Even Kutcher, and he annoys me in everything else he does to no end.

2003-08-15 08:10:43 AM Trik
That puts him into the same fetish group as the incredible chimp faced man. Better known as Nicolas Cage. The freak that married Lisa Marie Presley just because he's obsessed with Elvis.

What about the incredible chimp-owning man better known as Michael Jackson? The "King of Pop," who owns a ranch called Neverland. Went and married Lisa Marie Presley, the daughter of the "King of Rock," who grew up at Graceland. Talk about collecting your Elvis memorabilia...

I'd buy that for a dollar...

all this and no pics of Demi, the milf that started it all?

Mmm...Danny Masterson...I've been wanting to do him for what? five years now? ^_^

Britney Murphey
I'd hit it.

Demi Moore
I'd also hit it.

Good going Ashton Kutcher.... prick.

2003-08-14 05:01:54 PM Dewie:

No...



That's an excellent burn!

No mention of Demi's new chompers? She spent the whole Letterman interview licking those huge caps.

Dave: "You have a 5 million dollar face."

I didn't realize That 70's show was still on until I read this thread.

Yes....."70's Show" is STILL on. It's been 1977 on that show for the last 5 years, hasn't it?

By the way, didn't Britney Murphy used to be slightly obese? I remember her being in that wretched pile "Clueless" where she must've been a good 200 pounds. I guess she's found a diet....one that's worked a little TOO well. She looks like a zombie!!

Yep, just hideous.

Typical hurt ex trash talking, If he dumps you for an older woman he has a small dick. If he dumps you for a hotter woman he was horrible in the sac. Perhaps he just got tired of the bruises from your hipbones biatch. Eat a sandwich, it was big enough for you for all that time.

Murphy rushed over to the ex-mayor on the red carpet and gushed, "Thank you for making all of our lives better. You are the real star here tonight. I love you."

Was I the only person who was nauseated by this? I mean, I like Rudy and think that he did a great job after 9-11, but still.....

SolRosenberg
Its called asskissing. I've seen her on Leno doing the same thing to the audience/Jay. Methinks with that new crappy movie of hers out (I think its her first as a leading lady) she's been polishing everyone's knob. Insecure perhaps?

bitter women, there is too many of them.

I bet her new boyfriend feels inadequate, since she still hasn't gotten over kushner yet.

VMAN - I think that if he hurt himself on Murphy's hipbones, then he's probably lacerated himself on Moore's. Demi's skin is stretched tighter than a canoe.

Demi and Britney are hot but I like the redhead and the brunette from the 70's show better.

/not good with names

True nudd Charity, but she is a scorpio, you can put up with a lot to have a Scorpio on the sac

Brittany & Jeff at the Hamptons Premiere of "Uptown Girl". I'd say she traded up as far as $$ goes, and probably maturity as well :-P

demi was hot before she upgraded her tits. check out a flick called 'about last nite'. jim belushi, rob lowe, demi moore. quite the naked action from demi romping with rob. so so flick, lot's of naked moore.

Size does matter. Of course I only say that because I have an enormously large penis.

When Kwatinetz collide.....

God, when did Fark become frigging Extra?

ookay
2nd try
http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0263757/M-18.jpg
you'll have to cut and paste,my html skills are non.
she looks like a really hard used blow up doll.

who are these people?

Lachanz:

I work for Dick Jones. DICK JONES!!!