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2011-05-08 11:55:08 PM  
yummo.
 
2011-05-08 11:59:09 PM  
I'll take a double helping.
 
2011-05-09 12:00:03 AM  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NztKEr7i60

Rachel Ray sex class
nsfw.


Except it's not really.
 
2011-05-09 12:04:30 AM  
Please no Paula Deen, please no Paula Deen....
 
2011-05-09 12:06:50 AM  
Giada alone has the greatest 25 cleavage moments. Hell, she can do 25 per episode that beat the others.
 
2011-05-09 12:09:21 AM  

corndog420: Giada alone has the greatest 25 cleavage moments. Hell, she can do 25 per episode that beat the others.


THIS!

 
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2011-05-09 12:25:54 AM  
No. I reject any notion that the Faarti biatch can have cleavage. And Rachel Ray is the devil spawn (and has no cleavage).

/Giada is enough
 
2011-05-09 12:27:58 AM  
Pics disabled? BAH!!!!!!
 
2011-05-09 12:34:42 AM  
No Nigella?

Why bother.
 
2011-05-09 12:40:55 AM  
I much better prefer the 20 women dressed as 80's cartoon characters
 
2011-05-09 12:42:20 AM  

Ender's: Pics disabled? BAH!!!!!!


Pretty sure that comes with the tag.
 
2011-05-09 12:42:58 AM  

corndog420: Giada alone has the greatest 25 cleavage moments. Hell, she can do 25 per episode that beat the others.


Yeah. She dominated TFA, too. I think they just threw in the non-Giada pictures to appear "fair and balanced". ;)
 
2011-05-09 12:44:51 AM  

Somacandra: Pretty sure that comes with the tag.


Sorry, boob noob

Carry on

I was gonna post a pic from South Park talking about Giada's perky tats and ginormous head, but I can't because of teh boobages. I'll accept the trade off.
 
2011-05-09 12:54:07 AM  
Please have Paula Deen, please have Paula Deen...
 
2011-05-09 01:00:42 AM  

propasaurus: Please have Paula Deen, please have Paula Deen...


...rubbing butter on her wrinkled cleavage?
 
2011-05-09 01:25:02 AM  
That was quite an "OH HAI" picture to start off with.
 
2011-05-09 01:29:17 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: propasaurus: Please have Paula Deen, please have Paula Deen...

...rubbing butter on her wrinkled cleavage?


uuuuuuuuhhhhhhh
 
2011-05-09 01:48:22 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: No Nigella?

Why bother.


I knew that there would be lots of Giada, but I expected at least one decent Nigella Lawson pic. This (new window) oughta make up for it.
 
2011-05-09 01:54:03 AM  
I'm one of the only guys that absolutely cannot stand Rachel Ray, aren't I?

Love to see Giada represented though.

//Love her Grandpa's Dune movie too. Better than the Sci-Fi Channel POS.
 
2011-05-09 02:15:29 AM  
What? No Justin Wilson? He had some real hooters.
 
2011-05-09 02:21:54 AM  
"Rachel Ray" and "cleavage" don't belong in the same sentence.
 
2011-05-09 02:25:21 AM  

meat0918: I'm one of the only guys that absolutely cannot stand Rachel Ray, aren't I?


No, that's fairly common. And she shouldn't be anywhere on this list- she simply doesn't got the goods.
 
2011-05-09 02:31:04 AM  

Chariset: Please no Paula Deen, please no Paula Deen....

But there's Giada's mother...or aunt...I'm not sure which..

FirstNationalBastard: No Nigella?

Why bother.

I thought there was 1...2nd page #2...

meat0918: I'm one of the only guys that absolutely cannot stand Rachel Ray, aren't I?

Nope, I've hated her since her scratchy voice hit my eardrums. She's kinda scary to look at too...
 
2011-05-09 02:35:05 AM  
I believe the French cooking chic is as hot as Giada.
 
2011-05-09 02:36:43 AM  
...and I don't mean Julia Child. Page 1, Pic 1 is her. Page 2, Pic 2 is Nigella, BTW.
 
2011-05-09 02:48:58 AM  

RCraig: ...and I don't mean Julia Child


You bastard-now I have a mental image of a naked Julia scientifically describing what she's going to do to me ("Nooooow, I take the penis firmly and with conviction...").
 
2011-05-09 02:56:00 AM  

robmilmel: RCraig: ...and I don't mean Julia Child

You bastard-now I have a mental image of a naked Julia scientifically describing what she's going to do to me ("Nooooow, I take the penis firmly and with conviction...").


Don't forget to imagine the Two Fat Ladies 69ing in the corner.
 
2011-05-09 02:58:10 AM  
Oh, somebody must've paid quite a bit to get a boobies link back on Fark.
 
2011-05-09 03:02:30 AM  

unyon: meat0918: I'm one of the only guys that absolutely cannot stand Rachel Ray, aren't I?

No, that's fairly common. And she shouldn't be anywhere on this list- she simply doesn't got the goods.


Definitely this.
 
2011-05-09 03:36:56 AM  

robmilmel: RCraig: ...and I don't mean Julia Child

You bastard-now I have a mental image of a naked Julia scientifically describing what she's going to do to me ("Nooooow, I take the penis firmly and with conviction...").


*snerk*
 
2011-05-09 03:38:51 AM  

Jensaarai: Oh, somebody must've paid quite a bit to get a boobies link back on Fark.


Yeah, we ALL pay - it's called not being able to post pix!

/GRRRRR thanks, SUBBY
 
RnR
2011-05-09 03:40:05 AM  
I don't quite keep up with the Oprah crowd but I'd really like to know why does everyone hate Rachel Ray? Every food thread where she is mentioned she is universally loathed. what gives?
 
2011-05-09 03:41:04 AM  

farkingbubbler: Jensaarai: Oh, somebody must've paid quite a bit to get a boobies link back on Fark.

Yeah, we ALL pay - it's called not being able to post pix!

/GRRRRR thanks, SUBBY


Indeed.

I wanted to post a pic of the Two Fat Ladies, but no dice.
 
2011-05-09 03:50:40 AM  
Why are people claiming Nigella wasn't listed in TFA? Page 2, second picture down is her.

/all I ask for is one shot with Laura Calder
//please god?
 
2011-05-09 03:55:43 AM  
Iczer....Page 1, Pic 1 IS Laura Calder. If you google her (He..he) the pic 1 is in the Google photos.
 
2011-05-09 04:04:13 AM  
Who is the babe in the blue bikini at the top of the page and in a couple of the other pics?
 
2011-05-09 04:07:07 AM  

RnR: I don't quite keep up with the Oprah crowd but I'd really like to know why does everyone hate Rachel Ray? Every food thread where she is mentioned she is universally loathed. what gives?


She's extremely cheery, very rich, successful, and popular. So everything most farkers hate for other people to be.

Oh and she's a woman, and Bourdain hates her. Hell that last one is probably enough.
 
2011-05-09 04:44:13 AM  

RCraig: Iczer....Page 1, Pic 1 IS Laura Calder. If you google her (He..he) the pic 1 is in the Google photos.


Oh I know, there's another of her on page 2 near the middle also.

I'm just talking about a chance to wine and dine her. :P
 
2011-05-09 05:11:24 AM  

bel4sucks: RnR: I don't quite keep up with the Oprah crowd but I'd really like to know why does everyone hate Rachel Ray? Every food thread where she is mentioned she is universally loathed. what gives?

She's extremely cheery, very rich, successful, and popular. So everything most farkers hate for other people to be.

Oh and she's a woman, and Bourdain hates her. Hell that last one is probably enough.


I've changed my opinion. If Bourdain hates her, I love her.

Got no use for Yao Ming either. fark him. His mom should have her own show though.

And I totally came for the DiLaurentis twin towering inferno's. Had a happy ending!
 
2011-05-09 05:13:25 AM  
Would've been better had it not been dominated by Giada and her giant grinning/grimacing head wobbling uncertainly on her pencil-like neck.
 
2011-05-09 06:14:02 AM  

buckler: Would've been better had it not been dominated by Giada and her giant grinning/grimacing head wobbling uncertainly on her pencil-like neck.


Sup, studman69..
 
2011-05-09 06:53:54 AM  

RnR: I don't quite keep up with the Oprah crowd but I'd really like to know why does everyone hate Rachel Ray? Every food thread where she is mentioned she is universally loathed. what gives?


1) Her approach to cooking is terrible.
2) Her voice is grating and overloud.
3) Her mouth is far too wide for her head, reminding me of nothing so much as mrs. pacman when I see her.
4) She's cheap, and the petty greed exhibited by rich people who are lousy tippers is simply offensive.
5) A hamburger patty is beef and that's it; you don't need to put stuff in it! Let the person eating decide if they want onions and the like by serving it on the side or allowing them to ask for it. If you want to make a meatloaf, call it a meatloaf, not a hamburger.
6) Tacos, fajitas, and nachos are simple, fast-foods. They should be quick to assemble and easy to hold. Throwing a 2-pound salad on top of any of them, making them fork-worthy, structurally unsound, and unable to be held, defeats their purpose.
7) Alcohol should never be bright, vibrant colors. The only time an adult should be adding food dye to anything is when they're making Easter Eggs with their children (if they even celebrate that way, of course). Have the self-respect not to infantilize your own goddamn booze.
8) She occasionally says things that are so stupid I wish I could unhear them.
 
2011-05-09 07:03:18 AM  

MFAWG: bel4sucks: RnR: I don't quite keep up with the Oprah crowd but I'd really like to know why does everyone hate Rachel Ray? Every food thread where she is mentioned she is universally loathed. what gives?

She's extremely cheery, very rich, successful, and popular. So everything most farkers hate for other people to be.

Oh and she's a woman, and Bourdain hates her. Hell that last one is probably enough.

I've changed my opinion. If Bourdain hates her, I love her.

Got no use for Yao Ming either. fark him. His mom should have her own show though.

And I totally came for the DiLaurentis twin towering inferno's. Had a happy ending!


Do you mean Ming Tsai? His PBS show was alright for the first 2 seasons, and the approach to cooking he taught -tying a meal together with a base sauce used in every dish- is a simple, pragmatic, and efficient way to produce lots of food with limited ingredients, and impress dinner guests. My big issue with the guy is that he's ambitious and far too obvious about it.
 
2011-05-09 07:08:38 AM  

bel4sucks: She's extremely cheery, very rich, successful, and popular. So everything most farkers hate for other people to be.


She's also a raging biatch when the camera's not on.
 
2011-05-09 07:33:33 AM  

Heron: My big issue with the guy is that he's ambitious and far too obvious about it.


How dare he!
 
2011-05-09 07:46:40 AM  

Ender's: Heron: My big issue with the guy is that he's ambitious and far too obvious about it.

How dare he!


I had hoped to imply that wasn't too big a character flaw, but I guess it didn't carry through the internet too well. I find his name-dropping annoying, but other than that he seems a decent chef.
 
2011-05-09 07:47:32 AM  
OMFG I love me some boobies...tanks, subby...
 
2011-05-09 07:50:45 AM  

Heron: I had hoped to imply that wasn't too big a character flaw, but I guess it didn't carry through the internet too well. I find his name-dropping annoying, but other than that he seems a decent chef.


I related to this much more.

/was kinda bummed when he lost Iron Chef
//dunno why
 
2011-05-09 07:57:18 AM  
90 percent giada - about what it should be!
 
2011-05-09 08:33:36 AM  
I am disappoint!

No pics?
 
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