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2011-05-08 09:34:44 PM
Nice job, Subby.
 
2011-05-08 09:35:33 PM
"And then the Jello Pudding Pops started with the BIPPING and the BOPPING!"
 
2011-05-08 09:35:35 PM
+1 Subby...

/You forgot to mention Jello Pudding Pops though.
//I keed!!
 
2011-05-08 09:36:00 PM
Vumba...vumba...vumba....NOAH!!!

THAT's how you rebuild Alabama.
 
2011-05-08 09:36:13 PM
Okay, you have to read the article. But all I can say is;

A lot of people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a bunch of unconnected incidents and things. They don't realize that there's this, like, lattice of coincidence that lays on top of everything. Give you an example; show you what I mean: suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. Suddenly someone will say, like, plate, or shrimp, or plate of shrimp out of the blue, no explanation. No point in looking for one, either. It's all part of a cosmic unconsciousness.
 
2011-05-08 09:36:22 PM
Yeah. You can't read that and not go, "Huh. That's something incoherent you could only expect Bill Cosby to say." Then I read the article and went, "Huh. Bill Cosby is a comedian? I thought TV actor, maybe. But comedian?"
 
2011-05-08 09:36:43 PM

geom_00: +1 Subby...

/You forgot to mention Jello Pudding Pops though.
//I keed!!


For some reason, they trimmed my pudding reference off of the headline. Oh well. *bows*
 
2011-05-08 09:37:17 PM
Jeffery Jeffery Jeffery Jeffery Jeffery Jeffery Jeffery!


Been keeping track of Toomers for Tuscaloosa, a little group the AU folks came up with just after the disaster. Good stuff.
 
2011-05-08 09:37:59 PM
Headline by Bubb Rubb?
 
2011-05-08 09:38:51 PM
I wouldn't have an issue with Bill Cosby encouraging people to help their fellow man, but the man is encouraging the most racist people in the nation to help only EACH OTHER out.

These people are only going to continue to oppress gays once their racist / sexists / backwards communities have rebuilt.

I'll send them a copy of the bible instead of funding, assuming they can even read. Maybe they'll learn a thing or two.
 
2011-05-08 09:39:05 PM
Mister Tornado, whyyyy did you tear through this town and kill people left and right and all abooooouuuut the place?

"AH DON KNOOOOWWWWW"

/tornadoes are brain damaged
 
2011-05-08 09:39:12 PM
Cosby speaking at a historically black college? Surprise, surprise, surprise.
 
2011-05-08 09:41:13 PM
 
2011-05-08 09:41:50 PM
As much as Redd Foxx needed profanity to be funny, Bill Cosby could be just as funny without it.
 
2011-05-08 09:47:01 PM
Tell Bill I said have a Coke and smile and shut the fark up.
 
2011-05-08 09:48:12 PM

ubermensch: Cosby speaking at a historically black college? Surprise, surprise, surprise.


Um, so what?
 
2011-05-08 09:48:58 PM

NathanielTaggart: Tell Bill I said have a Coke and smile and shut the fark up.


What kind of coke?
 
2011-05-08 09:51:37 PM

cyclebiff: I wouldn't have an issue with Bill Cosby encouraging people to help their fellow man, but the man is encouraging the most racist people in the nation to help only EACH OTHER out.

These people are only going to continue to oppress gays once their racist / sexists / backwards communities have rebuilt.

I'll send them a copy of the bible instead of funding, assuming they can even read. Maybe they'll learn a thing or two.


Unenlightened and narrow-minded much? I've lived in a lot of places and have seen way less racism and bigotry here than some fine, upstanding, liberal places I've had the pleasure to inhabit.

Damn. I didn't mean to throw a cookie to the troll.
 
2011-05-08 09:53:10 PM
Subby sounds like a superb father who lets his children have chocolate cake for breakfast
 
2011-05-08 09:53:57 PM

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Subby sounds like a superb father who lets his children have chocolate cake for breakfast


It says right there in the ingredients, "EGGS, MILK"!
 
2011-05-08 09:54:41 PM
So, one person in this thread is pissed that he's speaking at a black college, one person thinks all Alabama colleges and all Alabamians are racist, and somebody else is apparently unaware that Cosby is one of the greatest comedians of all time. Where are these people coming from?
 
2011-05-08 09:56:15 PM
....RIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!
 
2011-05-08 09:59:59 PM

Cpl.D: Yeah. You can't read that and not go, "Huh. That's something incoherent you could only expect Bill Cosby to say." Then I read the article and went, "Huh. Bill Cosby is a comedian? I thought TV actor, maybe. But comedian?"


Fer Cereal?
 
2011-05-08 10:02:50 PM

i_hate_your_god: So, one person in this thread is pissed that he's speaking at a black college, one person thinks all Alabama colleges and all Alabamians are racist, and somebody else is apparently unaware that Cosby is one of the greatest comedians of all time. Where are these people coming from?


"Who are these people?"

(wait, that's not the right guy....)
 
2011-05-08 10:03:35 PM

ubermensch: Cosby speaking at a historically black college? Surprise, surprise, surprise.


You had a point?
 
2011-05-08 10:04:59 PM

Bonanza Jellybean: Headline by Bubb Rubb?


4.bp.blogspot.com

Definately the first thing I though of.

/WOOO - WOOOOOOOOO !
 
2011-05-08 10:06:33 PM

Huskadoodle: Okay, you have to read the article. But all I can say is;

A lot of people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a bunch of unconnected incidents and things. They don't realize that there's this, like, lattice of coincidence that lays on top of everything. Give you an example; show you what I mean: suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. Suddenly someone will say, like, plate, or shrimp, or plate of shrimp out of the blue, no explanation. No point in looking for one, either. It's all part of a cosmic unconsciousness.


Sorry dude, could you repeat that? I was in the middle of my bong hit.
 
2011-05-08 10:06:56 PM

CavalierEternal: Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Subby sounds like a superb father who lets his children have chocolate cake for breakfast

It says right there in the ingredients, "EGGS, MILK"!


And flour.. it's got flour.. they use that to make bread! Go to your room!!
 
2011-05-08 10:11:48 PM
sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net
 
2011-05-08 10:12:53 PM
Interestingly enough, I just noticed in that indecipherable garbage from Shannon Sharpe, that he may have known the whereabouts of Osama Bin Laden long before anyone else.

Let's throw him in Guantanamo!
 
2011-05-08 10:14:13 PM

Cpl.D: Then I read the article and went, "Huh. Bill Cosby is a comedian? I thought TV actor, maybe. But comedian?"


One of the first African-American stand-up comics (new window) to do the Tonight Show, if I recall correctly.
 
2011-05-08 10:18:49 PM

skinink: As much as Redd Foxx needed profanity to be funny, Bill Cosby could be just as funny without it.



That's one of the things that made him something of a rarity as a stand-up comic. The brain damage bit is very good & scary true in many cases but I think Bill Cosby's take on going to the dentist (new window) and drinking (new window) are two of his funniest.
 
2011-05-08 10:20:55 PM

MiniFlyingMonkeys:

Damn. I didn't mean to throw a cookie to the troll.


I was about to. Still might. He makes us look bad. And no, I don't mean "us trolls".
 
2011-05-08 10:28:39 PM
Tornado is great

Give ussa Choc'lit cake
 
2011-05-08 10:31:07 PM

cyclebiff: I wouldn't have an issue with Bill Cosby encouraging people to help their fellow man, but the man is encouraging the most racist people in the nation to help only EACH OTHER out.

These people are only going to continue to oppress gays once their racist / sexists / backwards communities have rebuilt.

I'll send them a copy of the bible instead of funding, assuming they can even read. Maybe they'll learn a thing or two.


So... You made the assumption that everyone from the South is an uneducated bigot, and in the process of that assumption, you failed to look up the information on the group Cosby was speaking to. In doing that, you just managed to call a group of college students who are graduating from an institution dedicated to furthering education among the Southern black population both racist and stupid.

Can you also count to potato?
 
2011-05-08 10:31:23 PM
Why did they give him an honorary doctorate? He already has a real one.
 
2011-05-08 10:36:54 PM
houston.culturemap.com
 
2011-05-08 10:45:57 PM
+10 internets, subby
 
2011-05-08 10:57:40 PM
He told the 207-member graduating class: "This is Alabama. This is you."

Isn't that like, the ultimate talking-down?

You are Alabama. This is your lot in life, your curse, your cross to bear.
 
2011-05-08 11:04:15 PM

demanton: Cpl.D: Then I read the article and went, "Huh. Bill Cosby is a comedian? I thought TV actor, maybe. But comedian?"
One of the first African-American stand-up comics (new window) to do the Tonight Show, if I recall correctly.


How could you not know that? You're not 25, are you? The guy is a classic. We used to have a few of his albums. He was hilarious. And clean.

In the 1960s and early 70s, school kids of any color could recite material they had heard on Cosby's best-selling comedy albums.
 
2011-05-08 11:06:48 PM
Puffy999 owes me a new keyboard.

I live in Alabama (the civilized bit) and I've been pretty depressed about Tornadogeddon and its aftermath, but the Shannon Sharpe demotivational always brings a smile to my face (and in this case made me spit out wine laughing so hard).

So yeah, thanks.
 
2011-05-08 11:09:35 PM
Anyway, Bill Cosby is quite a guy.

Cosby's son, Ennis, was a 27-year-old doctoral student at Columbia University when he was shot and killed while changing the tire on his Mercedes. The killer, Mikhail Markhasev, is serving a life sentence, after Cosby spoke against giving him the death penalty.

And remember this?

(Bill Cosby commenting on black culture:)

On black parents: "[The previous generation] marched and were hit in the face with rocks to get an education, and now we've got these knuckleheads walking around. The lower economic people are not holding up their end in this deal. These people are not parenting. They are buying things for kids -- $500 sneakers for what? And they won't spend $200 for 'Hooked on Phonics.' I can't even talk the way these people talk: 'Why you ain't,' 'Where you is'... You can't be a doctor with that kind of crap coming out of your mouth!"

On black crime: "These are not political criminals. These are people going around stealing Coca-Cola. People getting shot in the back of the head over a piece of pound cake, and then we run out and we are outraged, saying 'The cops shouldn't have shot him.' What the hell was he doing with the pound cake in his hand?"
 
2011-05-08 11:13:40 PM
I had an uncle named Stewey and he used to sell bicycles...

/Nice work, Cav

Huskadoodle:
Okay, you have to read the article. But all I can say is;

A lot of people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a bunch of unconnected incidents and things. They don't realize that there's this, like, lattice of coincidence that lays on top of everything. Give you an example; show you what I mean: suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. Suddenly someone will say, like, plate, or shrimp, or plate of shrimp out of the blue, no explanation. No point in looking for one, either. It's all part of a cosmic unconsciousness.


Did you used to do a lot of acid in the hippy days, Huskadoodle?

/life of a repo man is always intense!
 
2011-05-08 11:18:51 PM

mekkab: Did you used to do a lot of acid in the hippy days, Huskadoodle?


What about our relationship?
 
2011-05-08 11:20:40 PM
This is Alabama; we don't need to be told to help our fellow man. Empathy and common courtesy are still alive here.
 
2011-05-08 11:21:10 PM

cyclebiff: I wouldn't have an issue with Bill Cosby encouraging people to help their fellow man, but the man is encouraging the most racist people in the nation to help only EACH OTHER out.

These people are only going to continue to oppress gays once their racist / sexists / backwards communities have rebuilt.

I'll send them a copy of the bible instead of funding, assuming they can even read. Maybe they'll learn a thing or two.


Generalize much? BTW, the areas Cosby toured are overwhelmingly black. And the damage in Tuscaloosa is worst in Alberta City, which is also overwhelmingly black. But you feel free to keep on generalizing and tolerating, since nothing bad ever happens to good people, and will certainly never happen to you or anyone you love.
 
2011-05-08 11:30:41 PM

Do What Now Question Mark: cyclebiff: I wouldn't have an issue with Bill Cosby encouraging people to help their fellow man, but the man is encouraging the most racist people in the nation to help only EACH OTHER out.

These people are only going to continue to oppress gays once their racist / sexists / backwards communities have rebuilt.

I'll send them a copy of the bible instead of funding, assuming they can even read. Maybe they'll learn a thing or two.

Generalize much? BTW, the areas Cosby toured are overwhelmingly black. And the damage in Tuscaloosa is worst in Alberta City, which is also overwhelmingly black. But you feel free to keep on generalizing and tolerating, since nothing bad ever happens to good people, and will certainly never happen to you or anyone you love.



Wow dude...you hit that hook hard

cyclebiff is a troll, you been around here for 4 years now and havent figured that out yet?


/it's called the ignore button, use it, love it, embrace it
 
2011-05-08 11:33:55 PM

cryinoutloud: Anyway, Bill Cosby is quite a guy.

Cosby's son, Ennis, was a 27-year-old doctoral student at Columbia University when he was shot and killed while changing the tire on his Mercedes. The killer, Mikhail Markhasev, is serving a life sentence, after Cosby spoke against giving him the death penalty.

And remember this?

(Bill Cosby commenting on black culture:)

On black parents: "[The previous generation] marched and were hit in the face with rocks to get an education, and now we've got these knuckleheads walking around. The lower economic people are not holding up their end in this deal. These people are not parenting. They are buying things for kids -- $500 sneakers for what? And they won't spend $200 for 'Hooked on Phonics.' I can't even talk the way these people talk: 'Why you ain't,' 'Where you is'... You can't be a doctor with that kind of crap coming out of your mouth!"

On black crime: "These are not political criminals. These are people going around stealing Coca-Cola. People getting shot in the back of the head over a piece of pound cake, and then we run out and we are outraged, saying 'The cops shouldn't have shot him.' What the hell was he doing with the pound cake in his hand?"


THIS.

harryallen.info
 
FNG [TotalFark]
2011-05-08 11:42:59 PM
I can chuckle to this thread.

/and my mom had thrown the snowball away
 
2011-05-08 11:45:03 PM

EffervescingElephant: /it's called the ignore button, use it, love it, embrace it


NO! it's the ignorance button, the isolationist button, the Communist button. Can you possibly resist the maddening urge to erradicate history at the mere push of a single button? The beautiful, shiny button? The jolly, candy-like button? Will they hold out, folks? Can Do What Now Question Mark hold out?
 
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