Would let her pip pip on my tip tip if you know what i mean.

Seymour Butts waits with baited breath.

a 'Vivid' publicity stunt?... its more likely than you think.

/TMZ, the home of quality reporting
//bets Pippa has never even heard of Vivid, or this 'offer'.

How much does Vivid pay TMZ for this publicity?

Right.....like the sister of the future Queen is going to do a porn movie, even if it's only one scene.

Put down the crack pipe.

Fergie would do it for 100 grand

Sad. Pathetic publicity stunt. Like she is going to give a lifetime of royal threatment away for 5 mil. DOLLARS EVEN. Make it euro's at least.

Dear_Leader: Fergie would do it for 100 grand

Got a box full of em for her.

Dear_Leader: Fergie would do it for 100 grand



You mean this one, Right?

DAM U eas81!!

Man On A Mission: Moderator: The Pippa-porn-loving admin has been dealt with severely.

If he was forced to watch British porn, that would be a fate worse than death.

"Almost, almost, almost, there we are."
"Well done."

Not only is she the sister in law of the future king of England her family is already wealthy. Plus being such a big deal at the royal wedding can probably get that much quid doing classy modeling and endorsement gigs. Clearly never an offer vivid thought she would actually take.

How about all Farkers get together with an offer to Alison Brie (new window)

DogLee: How much does Vivid pay TMZ for this publicity?

THIS.

/plus Vivid SUCKS!!!

a 'Vivid' publicity stunt?... its more likely than you think.

When does the Bristol Palin offer go out? Or did I miss that news story?

gund goat: Not only is she the sister in law of the future king of England her family is already wealthy. Plus being such a big deal at the royal wedding can probably get that much quid doing classy modeling and endorsement gigs. Clearly never an offer vivid thought she would actually take.


Yeah, and I wonder what Vivid is going to do when a celebrity actually takes them up on one of their troll offers. I can't see enough people actually buying the DVD (rather than downloading for free) to make back the $5 million.

Man On A Mission: Moderator: The Pippa-porn-loving admin has been dealt with severely.

If he was forced to watch British porn, that would be a fate worse than death.

"Oh, Phillip, I'm arriving!"

gund goat: Plus being such a big deal at the royal wedding can probably get that much quid doing classy modeling and endorsement gigs


Roight, sa'game of chinese whispers, yes? Bird like that showin' er bum for the gormless bamport skangers, squiffy pissed to fookin' 'ell, 'opin' to 'ave a dekko? Cor. Sod off, it's all bollocks. I'd be bloody well chuffed if the bird did, but I woouldn't be gutted if it don't 'appen, roight? Horses for courses, mate. Cheers and cheers follow.



bob's yer uncle

rickythepenguin: gund goat: Plus being such a big deal at the royal wedding can probably get that much quid doing classy modeling and endorsement gigs


Roight, sa'game of chinese whispers, yes? Bird like that showin' er bum for the gormless bamport skangers, squiffy pissed to fookin' 'ell, 'opin' to 'ave a dekko? Cor. Sod off, it's all bollocks. I'd be bloody well chuffed if the bird did, but I woouldn't be gutted if it don't 'appen, roight? Horses for courses, mate. Cheers and cheers follow.



bob's yer uncle

SHAT ON A TURTLE!

So wait, a 27-year-old with the weather-beaten face of a middle-aged smoker and no ass is exciting news?

I'd actually like to see that.

Her ass is magic.

Maybe next time there's an article here about a celebrity, royal or otherwise, some pics would be nice.
/kthnx

Coco LaFemme: Right.....like the sister of the future Queen is going to do a porn movie, even if it's only one scene.

Put down the crack pipe.

I think there was a movie (new window) based on the premise that some photos of someone in that situation existed.

wildsnowllama: rickythepenguin: gund goat: Plus being such a big deal at the royal wedding can probably get that much quid doing classy modeling and endorsement gigs


Roight, sa'game of chinese whispers, yes? Bird like that showin' er bum for the gormless bamport skangers, squiffy pissed to fookin' 'ell, 'opin' to 'ave a dekko? Cor. Sod off, it's all bollocks. I'd be bloody well chuffed if the bird did, but I woouldn't be gutted if it don't 'appen, roight? Horses for courses, mate. Cheers and cheers follow.



bob's yer uncle

SHAT ON A TURTLE!

Remind me to never say quid again. I can't help it I'm from Canada Britian's suck up child

Ok, I gotta ask, is Pippa this chicks real name, or some kind of nickname she's been stuck with? Because even for the Brits that's kinda bad.

Quantum Apostrophe: So wait, a 27-year-old with the weather-beaten face of a middle-aged smoker and no ass is exciting news?

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Her ass is magic.

For Christ's sake, does she have a nice ass or not?!? Make up your minds!!!

Quantum Apostrophe: So wait, a 27-year-old with the weather-beaten face of a middle-aged smoker and no ass is exciting news?

CarnySaur: Quantum Apostrophe: So wait, a 27-year-old with the weather-beaten face of a middle-aged smoker and no ass is exciting news?

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Her ass is magic.

For Christ's sake, does she have a nice ass or not?!? Make up your minds!!!

She has a very nice, slender silhouette ... like a slender pantyliner... from the back. The dress fit her very well. Very pretty. But no, she has no ass. If anything, she has some hips (not earth hips, but shapely hips) and a nipped waist, from the back. But that's not ass.

The above paragraph doesn't apply to you if you're a white boy, instead of a black man or a latin man. If you're a white boy, then yes, she has the world's biggest bodacious high and tight ass. Takes all types.

rickycal78: Ok, I gotta ask, is Pippa this chicks real name, or some kind of nickname she's been stuck with? Because even for the Brits that's kinda bad.

This might clarify it (new window)

Quantum Apostrophe: So wait, a 27-year-old with the weather-beaten face of a middle-aged smoker and no ass is exciting news?

gay called, its for you.jpg

As much as I wish it would happen, let's just admit to ourselves it isn't.

rickycal78: Ok, I gotta ask, is Pippa this chicks real name, or some kind of nickname she's been stuck with? Because even for the Brits that's kinda bad.

You've never heard the name Pippa before?

gregfark: How about all Farkers get together with an offer to Alison Brie (new window)

Shutupandtakemymoney.jpg

kenryoku_one: rickycal78: Ok, I gotta ask, is Pippa this chicks real name, or some kind of nickname she's been stuck with? Because even for the Brits that's kinda bad.

You've never heard the name Pippa before?

Not before the whole royal wedding thing, no.

GreenAdder: That sounds like a pretty good exchange rate, though. Five million dollars for one pound.

TA DA!

rickycal78
Ok, I gotta ask, is Pippa this chicks real name, or some kind of nickname she's been stuck with? Because even for the Brits that's kinda bad

It's short for Philippa. There was a British family that lived down the street from us with two daughters. The youngest was named Philippa, aka Pippa.