rel-yo: Can we please stop circumcising boys for no good reason? I understand if they suffer from phimosis, but the overwhelming majority of boys do not have that problem. There's no medical reason to do it, and it breaks my heart to see these boys suffer because tradition says they have to. We recognize that female circumcision is mutilation, why can't we realize male circumcision is the same thing?/I'm cut//I want my foreskin back.
ultraholland: CygnusDarius: But, how does he manage the discount? Does he cut a few corners?.he rounds off the remainder
gadian: Oh yes, a mostly functional penis is just the same as a removed clitoris. You know what? You're going to have to get over it. We're all sorry you hate your penis. But the little foreskin isn't coming back. Nerve endings gone forever. Poof! I'm sorry your sex life isn't as good as you imagine it could be, but the foreskin probably isn't your problem.
platedlizard: Damn, we're comparing male circumcision it female genital mutilation already?Tell you what guys, when male circumcision commonly results in difficulty urinating, urinary infections, pain and bleeding during sex, and death during child birth then we'll talk.Until then, suck it up guys. Boohoo, you lost a bit of skin. Get over it.
omgwtfetc: platedlizard: Damn, we're comparing male circumcision it female genital mutilation already?Tell you what guys, when male circumcision commonly results in difficulty urinating, urinary infections, pain and bleeding during sex, and death during child birth then we'll talk.Until then, suck it up guys. Boohoo, you lost a bit of skin. Get over it.I;m not a big fan of comparisations between the two but it's still a distinction of degree (which admittedly can make a great deal of diffrence), not kind.
Ed Finnerty: Worst Groupon deal EVAR.
Ringshadow: Oh, and before someone starts a certain line of derp:Not all women "prefer them circumcised." I don't give a darn if it's got a sweater or not. Clean and disease free? Okay, then./seriously, a dick is a dick, why would I care that much
Lsherm: In the Philippines, preadolescent and adolescent boys traditionally are circumcised during summer school break from March to May.Lord, if we circumcised boys in the US when they were old enough to biatch about it, the practice would never have taken hold.
Mouser: From TFA:"I'm a big boy now," one boy who had just finished the surgery bragged.Never underestimate male bravado.
MegaUngawa: Afterward, all the doctors had a big bowl of calamari.
altinos: My wife was adamant that our son not get circumcised. I am circumcised, but I didn't care either way. He's not, and seems to be doing just fine. If it becomes a problem in his dating life later, he'll have the opportunity to change it if he wants.
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