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(Daily Mail)   Muslim extremists hold mock funeral for Osama Bin Laden outside of Embassy. And by "mock funeral", I mean because they didn't have a body, in addition to it being fake because Islam is a false religion   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 138
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2011-05-06 09:45:11 PM
I see what you did there, derpmitter.

[stare-into-abyss.jpg]
 
2011-05-06 10:00:16 PM
The violent protests in London come just days after the U.S. raged at 'arrogant' Europe's reaction to the death of Bin Laden.

Bloggers once again referred to them as 'cheese-eating surrender monkeys' for chastising America's celebration of the raid which brought down the country's biggest enemy.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1384344/Osama-Bin-Laden-death-UK-Muslims -stage-mock-funeral-outside-US-Embassy.html#ixzz1LczN4xTJ


Did France invade England? And who are we mad at again? I'm so confused.
 
2011-05-06 11:05:30 PM
I honestly don't understand these militant farkwits in Britain and France and shiat. I mean, the majority of Muslims in this country aren't total shiatheads like they are. And I'd wager that the majority of Muslims in these countries aren't psychotic psychopaths like these protesters.

Why can't they enjoy living in a first world country? What do they hope to accomplish with their protests? What drives them?
 
2011-05-06 11:17:49 PM

Bloody William: I honestly don't understand these militant farkwits in Britain and France and shiat. I mean, the majority of Muslims in this country aren't total shiatheads like they are. And I'd wager that the majority of Muslims in these countries aren't psychotic psychopaths like these protesters.

Why can't they enjoy living in a first world country? What do they hope to accomplish with their protests? What drives them?


Do you know how many people there are as part of that group?

Less than 100. Al-Muhajiroun, which is the group behind the protest (although it goes by a different name now because the Brits banned it), has a minuscule membership. They are the Westboro Baptist Church of Muslims when it comes to the UK and America. In New York there's an offshoot of the organization called the "Islamic Thinker's Society" (renamed as such after Al-Muhajiroun was banned in the UK). They have less than 20 members.

So don't take them seriously.
 
2011-05-06 11:25:39 PM
Like all religions?

*pours gas on fire*
 
2011-05-06 11:30:09 PM
Great. I'm going to London in a month. Here's to hoping I don't run afoul of another 7/7.

/Pray for elchipian
// I like the cut of the EDL's jib
 
2011-05-06 11:34:28 PM

Rincewind53: Bloody William: I honestly don't understand these militant farkwits in Britain and France and shiat. I mean, the majority of Muslims in this country aren't total shiatheads like they are. And I'd wager that the majority of Muslims in these countries aren't psychotic psychopaths like these protesters.

Why can't they enjoy living in a first world country? What do they hope to accomplish with their protests? What drives them?

Do you know how many people there are as part of that group?

Less than 100. Al-Muhajiroun, which is the group behind the protest (although it goes by a different name now because the Brits banned it), has a minuscule membership. They are the Westboro Baptist Church of Muslims when it comes to the UK and America. In New York there's an offshoot of the organization called the "Islamic Thinker's Society" (renamed as such after Al-Muhajiroun was banned in the UK). They have less than 20 members.

So don't take them seriously.


And like Westboro, they get too much attention and make their "side" look like psychotic half-wits.

These people disgust me, just like the Phelps clan.
 
2011-05-06 11:49:15 PM
i238.photobucket.com

/oblig
 
2011-05-06 11:49:32 PM
Have you ever been to London? It's strange how many Pakistanis there are there. it's almost as if Pakistan used to be a part of Britain or something.
 
2011-05-06 11:50:02 PM

Rincewind53: Do you know how many people there are as part of that group?

Less than 100


Sounds like deportation would work. Doesn't really matter where. I hear Buttfarkedtodeathistan is nice this time of year.
 
2011-05-06 11:51:48 PM

xanadian: Like all religions?


Yup, yup.
 
2011-05-06 11:51:51 PM

vernonFL: Have you ever been to London? It's strange how many Pakistanis there are there. it's almost as if Pakistan used to be a part of Britain or something.


I caught a couple of episodes of Law and Order | UK and they made that very clear very early in the series.
 
2011-05-06 11:53:07 PM

xanadian: Like all religions?

*pours gas on fire*


I have faith in our One True Lord, Jeff Goldblum.

/Ah, ah, ah, men.
 
2011-05-06 11:53:11 PM
Trollin' trollin' trollin'...

Keep those greenlights rollin'...
 
2011-05-06 11:53:13 PM

Rincewind53: Bloody William: I honestly don't understand these militant farkwits in Britain and France and shiat. I mean, the majority of Muslims in this country aren't total shiatheads like they are. And I'd wager that the majority of Muslims in these countries aren't psychotic psychopaths like these protesters.

Why can't they enjoy living in a first world country? What do they hope to accomplish with their protests? What drives them?

Do you know how many people there are as part of that group?

Less than 100. Al-Muhajiroun, which is the group behind the protest (although it goes by a different name now because the Brits banned it), has a minuscule membership. They are the Westboro Baptist Church of Muslims when it comes to the UK and America. In New York there's an offshoot of the organization called the "Islamic Thinker's Society" (renamed as such after Al-Muhajiroun was banned in the UK). They have less than 20 members.

So don't take them seriously.


Yet, 40% of British Muslims want Sharia law in the UK, and a third support violence in the name of Islam.

By the way, I retract my previous statement in support of the EDL.
 
2011-05-06 11:53:13 PM
Osama on Ice:

Take one dead, CIA asset (renal failure is a biatch)
Freeze him and store him away until needed.


And there you have it... Osama on Ice
 
2011-05-06 11:53:51 PM
Shout "Death to the West" all you like, but dont you go and burn a Koran. That is racist.
 
2011-05-06 11:54:07 PM

vernonFL: Have you ever been to London? It's strange how many Pakistanis there are there. it's almost as if Pakistan used to be a part of Britain or something.


It's also rather odd that rugby developed independently in both Britain and Pakistan/India, even though they're in completely different parts of the world. What are the odds?
 
2011-05-06 11:54:44 PM
kitryne: And who are we mad at again? I'm so confuse

they're bloggers; they're mad at everything
 
2011-05-06 11:54:54 PM
How much weight to give an article by the Fox News of Britain... I can't decide.
 
2011-05-06 11:54:55 PM

wildsnowllama: vernonFL: Have you ever been to London? It's strange how many Pakistanis there are there. it's almost as if Pakistan used to be a part of Britain or something.

I caught a couple of episodes of Law and Order | UK and they made that very clear very early in the series.


They had a Law and Order UK movie back in the 80s. Starring Jamie Lee Curtis, Kevin Cline and John Cleese.
 
2011-05-06 11:54:56 PM
Rincewind53 2011-05-06 11:17:49 PM
Bloody William: I honestly don't understand these militant farkwits in Britain and France and shiat. I mean, the majority of Muslims in this country aren't total shiatheads like they are. And I'd wager that the majority of Muslims in these countries aren't psychotic psychopaths like these protesters.

Why can't they enjoy living in a first world country? What do they hope to accomplish with their protests? What drives them?

Do you know how many people there are as part of that group?

Less than 100. Al-Muhajiroun, which is the group behind the protest (although it goes by a different name now because the Brits banned it), has a minuscule membership. They are the Westboro Baptist Church of Muslims when it comes to the UK and America. In New York there's an offshoot of the organization called the "Islamic Thinker's Society" (renamed as such after Al-Muhajiroun was banned in the UK). They have less than 20 members.

So don't take them seriously.


Thread over. Every group has its wingnuts that make the rest look bad. Christians have the Westboro Baptists. Republicans have the tea party. The South has those idiots who still march around in sheets waving the confederate flag. Etc.
 
2011-05-06 11:56:27 PM

xanadian: Like all religions?

*pours gas on fire*


Yep. Especially Christianity.

*pours kerosene on fire*
 
2011-05-06 11:56:39 PM

vernonFL: Have you ever been to London? It's strange how many Pakistanis there are there. it's almost as if Pakistan used to be a part of Britain or something.


I'm visuallizing the conversation that must have taken place...

"Sir, why do you want to rule that mountainous area?"
"Because it's there, sergeant"
"But I've been up there, all they grow is opium and evil bastards"
"Well then you'll have to take a group of men up there and tell them to grow more opium and less evil bastards"
"I know we can make them grow more opium, but if you kill one evil bastard two more grow in their place"
"Just do it!"
"Yessir"

Which is the point when a sergeant could have stabbed a posh bastard and saved the world a bit of trouble.
 
2011-05-06 11:56:44 PM

wildsnowllama: I caught a couple of episodes of Law and Order | UK and they made that very clear very early in the series.


I swear they copied that from Law and Order | McMurdo
 
2011-05-06 11:56:50 PM
"False Religion"

Redundant statement is redundant.
 
2011-05-06 11:57:19 PM
I would imagine a lot of people will mock that funeral.
 
2011-05-06 11:59:21 PM
i1038.photobucket.com
 
2011-05-06 11:59:48 PM
I want to know what is going to happen to his wives and kids. supposedly there were 8 minor children, his children, living there.
 
2011-05-07 12:00:21 AM
uberhardcoremode.com
 
2011-05-07 12:01:13 AM
What True Religion may look like:

img.diytrade.com
 
2011-05-07 12:01:27 AM

elchip: Rincewind53: Bloody William: I honestly don't understand these militant farkwits in Britain and France and shiat. I mean, the majority of Muslims in this country aren't total shiatheads like they are. And I'd wager that the majority of Muslims in these countries aren't psychotic psychopaths like these protesters.

Why can't they enjoy living in a first world country? What do they hope to accomplish with their protests? What drives them?

Do you know how many people there are as part of that group?

Less than 100. Al-Muhajiroun, which is the group behind the protest (although it goes by a different name now because the Brits banned it), has a minuscule membership. They are the Westboro Baptist Church of Muslims when it comes to the UK and America. In New York there's an offshoot of the organization called the "Islamic Thinker's Society" (renamed as such after Al-Muhajiroun was banned in the UK). They have less than 20 members.

So don't take them seriously.

Yet, 40% of British Muslims want Sharia law in the UK, and a third support violence in the name of Islam.

By the way, I retract my previous statement in support of the EDL.


Why would you say it in the first place? They very clearly have Nazi sympathies, they're not very shy about showing what they are.
 
2011-05-07 12:01:52 AM

vernonFL: I want to know what is going to happen to his wives and kids. supposedly there were 8 minor children, his children, living there.


Maybe the legit bin Laden cousins can take them in. It's not the kids' fault their dad was a complete f*ckhead.
 
2011-05-07 12:03:08 AM

King Something: xanadian: Like all religions?

*pours gas on fire*

Yep. Especially Christianity.

*pours kerosene on fire*


In particular the Anglican Church.

*dumps box of fireworks on fire*
 
2011-05-07 12:03:21 AM

Rufus Lee King: Can everyone just maybe shut up about it now?


What? And miss out on all these page clicks?

9/11 was the the event that pulled Fark.com out of obscurity.

Now buy a Dalek alarm clock DAMMIT!
 
2011-05-07 12:03:36 AM

wildcardjack: vernonFL: Have you ever been to London? It's strange how many Pakistanis there are there. it's almost as if Pakistan used to be a part of Britain or something.

I'm visuallizing the conversation that must have taken place...

"Sir, why do you want to rule that mountainous area?"
"Because it's there, sergeant"
"But I've been up there, all they grow is opium and evil bastards"
"Well then you'll have to take a group of men up there and tell them to grow more opium and less evil bastards"
"I know we can make them grow more opium, but if you kill one evil bastard two more grow in their place"
"Just do it!"
"Yessir"

Which is the point when a sergeant could have stabbed a posh bastard and saved the world a bit of trouble.


I hope they didn't forget their flag.
 
2011-05-07 12:04:37 AM
 
2011-05-07 12:04:53 AM
I see that the Religion of PeaceTM has their PR department working overtime again.
 
2011-05-07 12:05:13 AM
"False religon"

...What is the opposite of an oxymoron, anyways?
 
2011-05-07 12:05:46 AM
FTA: Dozens of police officers struggled with protesters who tried to storm the embassy with radicals carrying placards proclaiming that 'Islam will dominate the world' and branding U.S. leaders 'murderers'.

I would love to have seen what would have happened to these extremists if they were not stopped before they rushed the embassy :)
 
2011-05-07 12:05:50 AM

Freak: Every group has its wingnuts that make the rest look bad. Christians have the Westboro Baptists. Republicans have the tea party. The South has those idiots


Dont really remember any of those groups flying airplanes into buildings, but ok
 
2011-05-07 12:05:57 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk
Police try to protect one of their colleagues as he gets into difficulties during the protest,
which looks strikingly similar to police taking down a guy wearing bluejeans.
 
2011-05-07 12:09:53 AM

whatshisname: I see that the Religion of PeaceTM has their PR department working overtime again.


They've retained the PR firm of Rosen, Steinberg and Weinstein as their counsel.
 
2011-05-07 12:11:44 AM
Wow... that entire article was like a MILLION times trollier than subby's headline.

Good jorb Daily Mail.
 
2011-05-07 12:11:53 AM

Freak:
Every group has its wingnuts that make the rest look bad. Christians have the Westboro Baptists. Republicans have the tea party. The South has those idiots who still march around in sheets waving the confederate flag. Etc.


And fark has ... ?
 
2011-05-07 12:11:57 AM
How to get rich, quick:

1) Buy 100,000 American flags, probably in China for the best price
2) Move to some area where there are lots of farktards like this
3) Open your "Burn the Infidel's Flag" store
4) Profit!
 
2011-05-07 12:14:21 AM
Great. President Obama killed Obama bin Laden. What about the other 1,000,000,000 devout Muslims in the world who live under the rules of Sharia Law, which state that you have to spread Islam by any means necessary? When will President Osama get serious and start cracking down on the practice of Sharia Law in the United States? Bill O'Reilly has explained it very clearly that we have a definite "Muslim Problem" in the United States. It is about time someone took this seriously instead of killing a single Islamic extremist and letting another take his place.
 
2011-05-07 12:14:32 AM
A hundred dumbasses show up at the US embassy in London. Behave like a bunch of dumbasses. Cops keep it chill.

ZOMG!!! TERRORISTS HAVE TASKEN OVER TEH BRITAINZ!!!1
 
2011-05-07 12:14:39 AM

jenlen: How to get rich, quick:

1) Buy 100,000 American flags, probably in China for the best price
2) Move to some area where there are lots of farktards like this
3) Open your "Burn the Infidel's Flag" store
4) Profit!


5) Add lighters and matches to your inventory.
 
2011-05-07 12:15:16 AM
i55.tinypic.com
 
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