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2011-05-06 01:43:19 PM
SundaesChild: GladGirl: I'm on a baby board right now, and the "what name should I choose?" threads portend doom for the future of our country. I must warn you, folks, here are the most popular names that women are throwing around on that board:
Jayden
Cayden
Aiden
Addison
Monroe
Madison
MacKensie
Weston
Shiloh
Wyatt
Bentley

It's a wasteland of trailer-trash/faux-preppy-bourgeois names

/Also, Shiloh is my cat's name.



Shiloh is a good name. However if you want something unique, here are some alternatives you might also want to consider:

Antietam
Gettysburg
Fredericksburg
Vicksburg
The Siege of Petersburg
Bull Run
Bull Run II
 
2011-05-06 01:43:43 PM
Heh. Won't find my name on any list.

/Waya Sixkiller
//FTW
///damn red savage slashies
 
2011-05-06 01:43:59 PM
Marine1: New Testament Biblical names are generally a safe bet. There are exceptions, of course... Lazarus, for example.

So, naming my daughter "Dragon Beast of the Land Pale Horse Great Harlot Babylon [my last name]" would be OK?
 
2011-05-06 01:44:02 PM
Wrong_Intentions: Marine1: New Testament Biblical names are generally a safe bet. There are exceptions, of course... Lazarus, for example.

Judas could be iffy, too. Or Pontius Pilate. And I'd skip most of Revelation altogether.


True. Paul, James, Luke, John, Peter, Matthew, Thomas, Andrew, and Philip are all pretty good though. Elizabeth, Ruth, Mary, Abigail, Anna, Joanna, and Leah are also other good ones for a girl.

I'm Christian, yeah, but few if any of those make people say, "That poor kid, he/she should stab his/her mother in her sleep" like some of those in the article do. They all work pretty well.

/name is Aaron
 
2011-05-06 01:44:16 PM
Wellon Dowd: GladGirl: I'm on a baby board right now, and the "what name should I choose?" threads portend doom for the future of our country.

I'll bite. What the hell is a baby board?


Here's the digest.
Go read some of it, it's hilarious!
 
2011-05-06 01:44:23 PM
My kids were named after our cats.

Actually named after relatives, but then we realized the cats have the same initials, so I tell them I named them after the cats, and then I place their dinner down on the kitchen floor.
 
2011-05-06 01:45:03 PM
Names I have to deal with daily:
Shakwandah
Cinnimon
Tyrelle
Orell
Bah'Dwanka
Quanneekwa
La'Trina
La"Queefa
`n`gundah
Shaukwirra
Octavia
L'Octavtio
/I'm not making these up.
//Their ignorant, stupid, breeding, sow-assed mothers are.
///Naming your kid what you think sound kewl and using non-standard punctutaion is no way to go through your unemployed, self-entitled, worthless life.
Shavonda
 
2011-05-06 01:45:06 PM
Wellon Dowd: GladGirl: I'm on a baby board right now, and the "what name should I choose?" threads portend doom for the future of our country.

I'll bite. What the hell is a baby board?


You strap down terrorists and drown them in babies until they agree to give you the information you wanted.

It's the most insidious form of cute and evil since my college girlfriend.
 
2011-05-06 01:45:08 PM
The All-Powerful Atheismo:
Bull Run
Bull Run II


Around here we prefer Manassas and Manassas II.
 
2011-05-06 01:45:16 PM
FloydA: Marine1: New Testament Biblical names are generally a safe bet. There are exceptions, of course... Lazarus, for example.

So, naming my daughter "Dragon Beast of the Land Pale Horse Great Harlot Babylon [my last name]" would be OK?


your last name is "[my last name]"? That's freaking awesome. But how do you enter it into a scantron?
 
2011-05-06 01:45:35 PM
Hueston. Not on any damn list.
 
2011-05-06 01:45:50 PM
Wrong_Intentions: Marine1: New Testament Biblical names are generally a safe bet. There are exceptions, of course... Lazarus, for example.

Judas could be iffy, too. Or Pontius Pilate. And I'd skip most of Revelation altogether.


I'd also avoid Zacchaeus, Thaddeus, and Simeon.
 
2011-05-06 01:45:52 PM
 
2011-05-06 01:46:02 PM
FloydA: Marine1: New Testament Biblical names are generally a safe bet. There are exceptions, of course... Lazarus, for example.

So, naming my daughter "Dragon Beast of the Land Pale Horse Great Harlot Babylon [my last name]" would be OK?


Go for it, bro. She better be in a kick ass metal band later in her life, though...
 
2011-05-06 01:46:13 PM
Wellon Dowd: The All-Powerful Atheismo:
Bull Run
Bull Run II

Around here we prefer Manassas and Manassas II.


Yeah but you just KNOW that in elementary school they'd be calling your kid "man asses"
 
2011-05-06 01:46:43 PM
GladGirl: I'm on a baby board right now, and the "what name should I choose?" threads portend doom for the future of our country. I must warn you, folks, here are the most popular names that women are throwing around on that board:
Jayden
Cayden
Aiden
Addison
Monroe
Madison
MacKensie
Weston
Shiloh
Wyatt
Bentley

It's a wasteland of trailer-trash/faux-preppy-bourgeois names


"I'm so glad the seasons are finally changing, I took my Bentley out today."
"Me too! Except, our little Bentley crapped himself and we didn't have the extra set of diapers handy so it was a short trip."
"...."
 
2011-05-06 01:46:53 PM
erveek: Am I the only one that thinks that Aiden and Jayden are dumb sounding names?

See also Braeden, Caden and Hayden.

/8 months pregnant
//name not picked yet - don't know if it's a boy or girl either
 
2011-05-06 01:48:08 PM
Kaiser442: This is MUCH MUCH BETTER

1. search for "Lola"
2. receive lulz
 
2011-05-06 01:48:51 PM
God Is My Co-Pirate: erveek: Am I the only one that thinks that Aiden and Jayden are dumb sounding names?

See also Braeden, Caden and Hayden.

/8 months pregnant
//name not picked yet - don't know if it's a boy or girl either


If it's twins, don't pick names that rhyme or start with the same letter. It's not cute, and it's never been cute.
 
2011-05-06 01:49:26 PM
God Is My Co-Pirate: erveek: Am I the only one that thinks that Aiden and Jayden are dumb sounding names?

See also Braeden, Caden and Hayden.

/8 months pregnant
//name not picked yet - don't know if it's a boy or girl either


Ninja Gaiden however would be the most awesome name ever.
 
2011-05-06 01:49:28 PM
hurdboy: Tellingthem: Huh, I was born 1n 77. Does that mean my parrents were trendsetters?

I'm roughly the same age; there were at least two on my high school football team. Unlike my name, of which there were six on the team, and four of us had the same last initial. And all
three spellings.

Since my last name is difficult to pronounce and spell, I've told my wife if we have any kids I'd prefer first names imposable to screw up. Since people sometimes screw up her first name's spelling, I think she's on board.....


Yeah I had three more in my class as well. Helped that i always went by a nickname. A friend of mine has the same middle name as well (James) and our moms share a first name(Barbara). It can get kind of confusing for people when we hang out.

danny_kay: Tellingthem: danny_kay: Tellingthem: Children born in 1990:

Males:

Michael
Christopher
Matthew
Joshua
Daniel
David
Andrew
James
Justin
Joseph

Huh, I was born 1n 77. Does that mean my parrents were trendsetters?

LOL, I was born 77 too. The name's Daniela :-)

Ha! I always loved how many of my teachers would say my name as "danielle" I even had to deal with it in college. I guess my long hair must have thrown them off.

Well, I am German, so Daniela is a normal but not over-used name. I met maybe a dozen Danielas in the past thirty years.

Whenever English is used though, I have to keep people from adding a second L. Most speakers of English do pronounce it Daniella, too.


Yeah it's weird. I thought that the name was common enough that people wouldn't confuse it. But it became my tradition on the first day of school to see how many teachers would get it wrong.
 
2011-05-06 01:50:39 PM
Knara: mitchcumstein1: I'm fairly certain George Carlin did this bit like 10-15 years ago.

Never trust a guy with the name "Skip" embroidered on his cap?


And don't hire advisors named "Scooter."

/i'm looking at you, Dick Cheney.
 
2011-05-06 01:50:49 PM
The All-Powerful Atheismo:

your last name is "[my last name]"? That's freaking awesome. But how do you enter it into a scantron?


With a number two pencil, silly!
DUH!!!!!!


Marine1:

Go for it, bro. She better be in a kick ass metal band later in her life, though...



Later in life?

Any kid of mine had better be pounding out power chords by the time their back teeth come in!
 
2011-05-06 01:50:53 PM
No samuel?
 
2011-05-06 01:51:31 PM
How about "Duck Waddler" as a first and middle name.

For a boy, obviously.
 
2011-05-06 01:51:33 PM
Meh, whatever, Methuzeliah.
 
2011-05-06 01:51:41 PM
Nightsweat: Wellon Dowd: GladGirl: I'm on a baby board right now, and the "what name should I choose?" threads portend doom for the future of our country.

I'll bite. What the hell is a baby board?

You strap down terrorists and drown them in babies until they agree to give you the information you wanted.

It's the most insidious form of cute and evil since my college girlfriend.


You never met the girl I dated in high school and part of my freshman year in college.
 
2011-05-06 01:52:51 PM
What's a Bah'Dwanka?

Is it some kind of dish made from bacterially coagulated
llama sputum?
 
2011-05-06 01:53:02 PM
Michael

Top 4 every decade (3 times #1).

I win.
 
2011-05-06 01:53:09 PM
I'm set on Rufus T. Firefly for my children. All of them.
 
2011-05-06 01:56:12 PM
vudukungfu: Names I have to deal with daily:

You're a cop? Prison guard?
 
2011-05-06 01:56:27 PM
My name is not on any of those lists....but the premise is true.

According to social security name records, my name was in the "top 60" in the 1960's....and just near the "top 600" mark in 2000's.

And I see this in real life as the only females I meet (or are famous) with my name are actually close to my age. very few are more than 5 years younger.
 
2011-05-06 01:57:04 PM
According to this... I am born every decade back to the fifties...

And now, I am off to take my OSCE:

i335.photobucket.com

/James is a easy name
//The boyfriend want's to name our theoretical future son (yeah right) Tiberius.
///Does that mean he's gonna be born in 2228?
 
2011-05-06 01:57:20 PM
The All-Powerful Atheismo: I'm set on Rufus T. Firefly for my children. All of them.

www.imfdb.org
 
2011-05-06 01:57:24 PM
The premise of this article is correct, but the point is illustrated very lazily. He should have focused on names that spiked and then faded fairly rapidly (e.g. Pamela of 50s/60s, Michelle of late 60s/70s, Jennifer of 70s/80s, Brandon of 80s/90s) instead of implying that a lot of names that have spent 50+ years hovering in the top 20 (e.g. Daniel) can signify a person's age.
 
2011-05-06 01:57:34 PM
rogue_L_chick: My name is as old as hell (Lena), but no one seems to use it in this country. Made me mad when I was little and wanted pencils with my name on them, but I've always liked it. It suits me.

Of course nobody uses it, you commie.
 
2011-05-06 01:57:37 PM
erveek: God Is My Co-Pirate: erveek: Am I the only one that thinks that Aiden and Jayden are dumb sounding names?

See also Braeden, Caden and Hayden.

/8 months pregnant
//name not picked yet - don't know if it's a boy or girl either

If it's twins, don't pick names that rhyme or start with the same letter. It's not cute, and it's never been cute.


Oh hell no. No unique spellings either.

We're thinking of going with Bobby Tables.
 
2011-05-06 01:58:17 PM
My son is 7 and the 2000 & 2010 lists look like his school roster.

/His is Connor, not any better, surprised that wasn't on there.
//I wanted to go with Will.
///But not Wil, that would be gay.
////Slashies are gay too, but it's a Fark thing.
 
2011-05-06 01:58:37 PM
NottaCheesecake: Hmm...all the people I have known named Nancy are now all in their mid-50s. Why did that name become so popular in the 1950s and then completely drop off? Anyone know?



Same with Mark, my name. It seems everyone I know named Mark is my age....
 
2011-05-06 01:59:05 PM
My name is on every one of those lists. GUESS MY AGE biatchES!
 
2011-05-06 02:00:51 PM
Oekss: GUESS MY AGE biatchES!

...pi?
 
2011-05-06 02:01:08 PM
The All-Powerful Atheismo: I'm set on Rufus T. Firefly for my children. All of them.

I would just like you to know that you have a very solid streak of lulz in this thread. I will be submitting a bill in the next 7 business days itemizing the various keyboards/monitors that need replacing.

/The Civil War battles was my personal fave.
 
2011-05-06 02:01:30 PM
I am really surprised my name isn't on any of the lists. I am sure if it was someone would try and spell it with a "K".
 
2011-05-06 02:01:41 PM
RoyBatty: Andrew Wiggin: NottaCheesecake: Hmm...all the people I have known named Nancy are now all in their mid-50s. Why did that name become so popular in the 1950s and then completely drop off? Anyone know?

That is perhaps the best image response answer I've ever seen posted at FARK.


Agreed, first prize.
 
2011-05-06 02:02:22 PM
erveek: Wrong_Intentions: Marine1: New Testament Biblical names are generally a safe bet. There are exceptions, of course... Lazarus, for example.

Judas could be iffy, too. Or Pontius Pilate. And I'd skip most of Revelation altogether.

I'd also avoid Zacchaeus, Thaddeus, and Simeon.


I was wondering about Nebuchadnezzar, but that can be shortened to "Chad"; Jezebel, whom you could call "Belle"; and "Mizrayim", but I understand that one Mike Mizanin of Cleveland, Ohio has figured that one out too.
 
2011-05-06 02:02:24 PM
If you picked your child's name out of the Twilight books, you should have had an abortion. It's probably not too late.
 
2011-05-06 02:02:48 PM
mohron: The All-Powerful Atheismo: I'm set on Rufus T. Firefly for my children. All of them.

I would just like you to know that you have a very solid streak of lulz in this thread. I will be submitting a bill in the next 7 business days itemizing the various keyboards/monitors that need replacing.

/The Civil War battles was my personal fave.


Why thank you, I do feel rather "on" today.
 
2011-05-06 02:02:58 PM
mzkitty901: I am really surprised my name isn't on any of the lists. I am sure if it was someone would try and spell it with a "K".

yeah, i know a caren. drives her friggin nuts when it's spelled with a k.
 
2011-05-06 02:03:36 PM
Vanetia: GladGirl: I'm on a baby board right now, and the "what name should I choose?" threads portend doom for the future of our country. I must warn you, folks, here are the most popular names that women are throwing around on that board:
Jayden
Cayden
Aiden
Addison
Monroe
Madison
MacKensie
Weston
Shiloh
Wyatt
Bentley

It's a wasteland of trailer-trash/faux-preppy-bourgeois names

That was a great book.


Yes it was...but a terrible girls(?) name.
 
2011-05-06 02:03:51 PM
funkyco: what the fark is a Jeopardy Wheel?

my thoughts exactly.
 
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