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(Not in Starbucks)   More evidence that it is unwise to drink coffee during sex   (eurekalert.org) divider line 91
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2011-05-05 02:03:46 PM  
You mean, besides the fact that balancing the cup on her ass leaves a second little brown ring?
 
2011-05-05 03:53:43 PM  
From my cold, dead hand...
 
2011-05-05 03:54:03 PM  
Look! I said I was sorry that I couldn't tear the damn lid open left handed, a'ight?????
 
2011-05-05 03:54:36 PM  
Head Asplodes!
 
2011-05-05 03:54:52 PM  

MaxxLarge: You mean, besides the fact that balancing the cup on her ass leaves a second little brown ring?


Taint true!
 
2011-05-05 03:54:54 PM  
* Coffee consumption (10.6 percent)
* Vigorous physical exercise (7.9 percent)
* Nose blowing (5.4 percent)
* Sexual intercourse (4.3 percent)
* Straining to defecate (3.6 percent)
* Cola consumption (3.5 percent)
* Being startled (2.7 percent)
* Being angry (1.3 percent)

Well, I'm pretty much screwed!!
 
2011-05-05 03:55:41 PM  
So I shouldn't have sex with drinking coffee and straining to defecate?

Well there goes my weekend.
 
2011-05-05 03:56:12 PM  
* Coffee consumption (10.6 percent)
* Vigorous physical exercise (7.9 percent)
* Nose blowing (5.4 percent)
* Sexual intercourse (4.3 percent)
* Straining to defecate (3.6 percent)
* Cola consumption (3.5 percent)
* Being startled (2.7 percent)
* Being angry (1.3 percent)

What if all those things happen during sexual intercourse? I am so screwed.
 
2011-05-05 03:56:53 PM  
I appreciate that the separated vigorous physical activity from intercourse, as they've obviously seen my wife in action.

/or rather, inaction.
//luckily, I have a thing for the dead...
 
2011-05-05 03:56:58 PM  
Because somebody might cream in it?
 
2011-05-05 03:57:12 PM  

ram.1500: Well, I'm pretty much screwed!!


Son-of-a!
 
2011-05-05 04:01:36 PM  
Straining to defecate (3.6 percent)

Fortunately these things seem to flow easily for most Farkers.
 
2011-05-05 04:02:17 PM  

ram.1500: * Coffee consumption (10.6 percent)
* Vigorous physical exercise (7.9 percent)
* Nose blowing (5.4 percent)
* Sexual intercourse (4.3 percent)
* Straining to defecate (3.6 percent)
* Cola consumption (3.5 percent)
* Being startled (2.7 percent)
* Being angry (1.3 percent)

Well, I'm pretty much screwed!!


So you strain a lot on the toilet huh? Patience buddy, or you'll blow out your o ring.
 
2011-05-05 04:03:03 PM  
see profile pic/location,I think my ear is bleeding.
 
2011-05-05 04:03:18 PM  
Two Hearted:What if all those things happen during sexual intercourse? I am so screwed.

I guess it just means on Tuesdays, you'll have to sleep in instead.
 
2011-05-05 04:04:15 PM  
I guess it's a good thing I'm not afraid of dying. I'd never get to have any fun.
 
2011-05-05 04:06:31 PM  
What about salted, cured meats?
 
2011-05-05 04:07:15 PM  
About a decade ago, caffeinated water was the rage. Myself and the woman I was banging at the time would chug about 12ozs of that and then go to it. Since I don't do coke or any other stimulants, and thusly have no frame of reference, I still have to say those were some of the most amazing farks I've ever had up to that point.
 
2011-05-05 04:08:48 PM  
Lumbergh would disagree.

/mmm, yeah...
 
2011-05-05 04:09:52 PM  
www.straferight.com

Lumberg's in trouble.
 
2011-05-05 04:11:42 PM  
bankruptbookie.com
/hot
 
2011-05-05 04:11:46 PM  
so color me fearless.
 
2011-05-05 04:13:34 PM  
Phew! Glad beating your meat isn't on the list. Otherwise I could make my own scanners.gif.
 
2011-05-05 04:14:17 PM  

The_Sponge: Because somebody might cream in it?


I like it black.
 
2011-05-05 04:14:51 PM  

Two Hearted: * Coffee consumption (10.6 percent)
* Vigorous physical exercise (7.9 percent)
* Nose blowing (5.4 percent)
* Sexual intercourse (4.3 percent)
* Straining to defecate (3.6 percent)
* Cola consumption (3.5 percent)
* Being startled (2.7 percent)
* Being angry (1.3 percent)

What if all those things happen during sexual intercourse? I am so screwed.


If your nose gets blown during sex, ur doin' it rong.
 
2011-05-05 04:14:52 PM  

Mad Scientist: What about salted, cured meats?


I don't know, I've never boinked a salted, cured meat
 
2011-05-05 04:16:20 PM  
Did anyone else notice one of the doctors is "Gabriel J.E. Rinkel, M.D"? Does she help get the wrinkles out during sex?

/got nuthin
 
2011-05-05 04:16:34 PM  

Spongebob Plaid Pants: Mad Scientist: What about salted, cured meats?

I don't know, I've never boinked a salted, cured meat


I've porked a few. And jerked a few others.
 
2011-05-05 04:16:38 PM  

Two Hearted: * Coffee consumption (10.6 percent)
* Vigorous physical exercise (7.9 percent)
* Nose blowing (5.4 percent)
* Sexual intercourse (4.3 percent)
* Straining to defecate (3.6 percent)
* Cola consumption (3.5 percent)
* Being startled (2.7 percent)
* Being angry (1.3 percent)

What if all those things happen during sexual intercourse? I am so screwed.


Who would have thought blowing your nose is more dangerous than blowing your load?
 
2011-05-05 04:16:57 PM  
Don't ever strain to poop, you can also have a heart attack that way. Wait until it's just about falling out of your ass, or drink some pomagranate juice.
 
2011-05-05 04:18:32 PM  
CSB
My son was in an auto accident and needed a brain drain. Normal pressure is 20 and we'd occasionally see it go to 24. I asked the neurosurgeon about that. He said, "Don't worry, during a hard bowel movement it could go up to 40" That shut me up. :)
/CSB
 
2011-05-05 04:18:41 PM  
So, if I am startled by blowing a snot bubble while having angry, vigorous sex while I'm straining to pinch a loaf as I drink a half Pepsi, half mocha latte - I'm toast?

/What if it is with my guide dog?
 
2011-05-05 04:18:55 PM  
I think if I ever start a band, I'm going to call it "Straining to Defecate"
 
2011-05-05 04:19:45 PM  
www.catherineomega.com
 
2011-05-05 04:19:49 PM  

Dadof3: CSB
My son was in an auto accident and needed a brain drain. Normal pressure is 20 and we'd occasionally see it go to 24. I asked the neurosurgeon about that. He said, "Don't worry, during a hard bowel movement it could go up to 40" That shut me up. :)
/CSB



Ha!

How is your son doing?
 
2011-05-05 04:25:54 PM  

The_Sponge: Dadof3: CSB
My son was in an auto accident and needed a brain drain. Normal pressure is 20 and we'd occasionally see it go to 24. I asked the neurosurgeon about that. He said, "Don't worry, during a hard bowel movement it could go up to 40" That shut me up. :)
/CSB


Ha!

How is your son doing?


Thanks for asking. He was in a coma for 15 days, months of rehab, but he's doing remarkably, amazingly well. I could say miraculous, but that would not be giving credit to the dozens of health professionals who worked with him. :)
He'll be attending college less than 10 months after the accident.
/side impact air bags FTW
 
2011-05-05 04:26:15 PM  
You can have my coffee when you take it from my cold, dead hands!
 
2011-05-05 04:30:49 PM  
George Costanza doesn't approve

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHchl4AxsE0 (new window)
 
2011-05-05 04:31:31 PM  

SMB2811: /hot


Came in to make sure that was posted, glad to see it was taken care of.
 
2011-05-05 04:33:01 PM  

Dadof3: CSB
My son was in an auto accident and needed a brain drain. Normal pressure is 20 and we'd occasionally see it go to 24. I asked the neurosurgeon about that. He said, "Don't worry, during a hard bowel movement it could go up to 40" That shut me up. :)
/CSB


I really hope he's OK now. I was told 20* was very bad and...not a CSB.

On an upbeat note; I'm less likely to be startled now that RugbyJock doesn't seem to be posting.

* citations
Wikipedia (new window)
Braininjury.com (new window)
 
2011-05-05 04:35:39 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
/hot
//as, well, coffee
 
2011-05-05 04:37:06 PM  
It's also unwise of your gf to bring you coffee in bed after morning sex, trip on the area rug and launch a mug's worth of steaming java at your tender bits.

/However, no incidental aneursyms were burst as I screamed like a little girl for three minutes.
//But it's the thought that counts, right?
///Slashies
 
2011-05-05 04:37:18 PM  
Dadof3: Damn glad to read your second post, I'm familiar with the hell you were in for 15 days.

/drunk drivers suck
 
2011-05-05 04:37:45 PM  

Spongebob Plaid Pants: Mad Scientist: What about salted, cured meats?

I don't know, I've never boinked a salted, cured meat


Is that anything like a cougar?
 
2011-05-05 04:40:11 PM  
Where is your snide remarks for those of us who don't drink coffee now Coffee drinkers? WHERE?
 
2011-05-05 04:47:00 PM  
put me in with the "I'm going to die" folks
 
2011-05-05 04:52:12 PM  
Well isn't that quite the dilemma; do I cut down on coffee if I plan on giving the wife a Cleveland Steamer?
 
2011-05-05 04:52:57 PM  
"Straining to defecate (3.6 percent) "

Poor Elvis, that cup of java on the thunder mug was one cup too much.
 
2011-05-05 04:56:49 PM  
Drinking coffee right now, so I'm getting.. ouch. I'm getting a kick out of ARGGGGGGGGGGggggggggg!
 
2011-05-05 05:07:35 PM  

Odd Bird: Dadof3: CSB
My son was in an auto accident and needed a brain drain. Normal pressure is 20 and we'd occasionally see it go to 24. I asked the neurosurgeon about that. He said, "Don't worry, during a hard bowel movement it could go up to 40" That shut me up. :)
/CSB

I really hope he's OK now. I was told 20* was very bad and...not a CSB.

On an upbeat note; I'm less likely to be startled now that RugbyJock doesn't seem to be posting.

* citations
Wikipedia (new window)
Braininjury.com (new window)


Even though he didn't quote units, I'll go with Wikipedia and assume that everything is in inches of mercury. Well, Wikipedia uses gauge readings (in other words, actual pressure minus atmospheric pressure). Atmospheric pressure is around 30 inches of mercury. Therefore, based on Wikipedia, normal ICP varies from 20 to 45 normally in ABSOLUTE inches of mercury. That lines up nicely with his post.
 
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