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2011-05-05 05:03:29 PM

Pastramification: thisone: RedT: Eutamias21: Pastramification: Uhhh.... do they vanity size bras over there? Cuz no way are any of those women 32-bands unless they're under 5ft. tall.

I was wondering that. I'm a 34 and I am not big.


Yeah, I'm a 36 and nowhere near the size of those gals.

seems to happen that the larger the cup size, the smaller the band size.

as a number of us know, bra fitting is a mysterious art. One day you think a 36 B fits semi okay, just to find out the next you need a 32 D.

No idea how the things are actually sized (like by the manufacturer) but I swear the larger the side to side width of the cups the smaller the band size you need.

Could be that with the weight of these boobs, they also need the snugness of a small band to stop it from riding up.


Well, as someone who wears a 32 band and is probably 1/2 the size of those women, I'm calling shenanigans. Bra sizing is all over the place, but generally you measure your rib cage just under the boobs, and some fitters will say that is your band size while others say add 4 to that number. So even taking that difference into account, do any of those women look like they are 28-32 inches around under the bust?

...maybe at the waist....


Most of those women have very little waist definition. They look like sausages whose casing has ruptured at the top
 
2011-05-05 05:04:31 PM

MaxxLarge: Theaetetus: Hollywood Cole: CSB time. I had a friend who named his cat "My Dick". He would say such gems as:

My Dick loves it when you pet him this way.
Close the door so that you don't let My Dick out.
My Dick killed a mouse.

My dick's anal glands are impacted?

My Dick just coughed up a hairball on the hall rug.
My Dick doesn't like the new tuna I got for it.
My Dick loves to bend in half in order to lick the butthole.


I...I don't think that can be beat. That qualifies as one of George Carlin's "things you never hear." You can place it next to "As soon as I put this hot poker in my ass, I'm going to chop my dick off."
 
2011-05-05 05:05:24 PM

SandmanEsq: gambitsgirl: Thudfark: Not sure if should bookmark....

I can almost 100% guarantee you there will be NO reason to bookmark this thread

What if you are partial to fat chicks?


well... I.... it's not that. nevermind
 
2011-05-05 05:05:59 PM

plywood canoe:
I was just thinking about this. I thought I was a 36C but apparently I'm a 34D. Doesn't seem to make sense, does it? Can anyone solve the mystery?


It's because 36C and 34D are virtually the same circumference around, only one has a larger cup with smaller band, and the other one has a smaller cup and larger band. They're called "sister sizes." If your bra keeps riding up in the back the band is probably too big. Go down one band size and up one cup size.
 
2011-05-05 05:06:23 PM
My Dick is violating all sorts of Fark rules today.
 
2011-05-05 05:07:00 PM

gambitsgirl: I'm all over it


Orly?
 
2011-05-05 05:07:01 PM

Glendale: this thread failed to deliver


The lack of boob pix in this thread is disturbing.
With that being said, very nice Eutamias21
 
2011-05-05 05:07:22 PM

Eutamias21: Hollywood Cole: Eutamias21: Alright, I'll toss this out there:

nice curves.

Thanks!


I'll add a "wow".
Gorgeous, even.
 
2011-05-05 05:07:48 PM

Mordis: OK, I admit it, I ruined FARK.

Can we please have the boobs back now?


Hey, I'm trying. My work keeps disappearing.
 
2011-05-05 05:07:59 PM

FelineMommy27: gambitsgirl: I'm all over it

Orly?



OMG

I

but

arghhhhhhhhhhhh
 
2011-05-05 05:08:07 PM

Pair-o-Dice: The lack of boob pix in this thread is disturbing.
With that being said, very nice Eutamias21


Well, you know, I do my part for humanity.

The intention was to get the ball rolling (since that's pretty much all I've got), but I guess no one's biting.
 
2011-05-05 05:08:27 PM

RedT: This thread would actually make a very amusing t-shirt

Shirt it! (new window)




I almost bought a T-shirt at a truck stop that said "Under this shirt are the biggest boobs you've ever seen", but it was an XXXL, go figure.

/male
/tall and thin
 
2011-05-05 05:09:31 PM
This is truly sad. Fark has made trolling for BIE severely difficult.

I would kindly appreciate it if the BIE fairies out there would believe that, if fark posting allowed for it, I would most certainly be earning your kind graces.

/Somehow it doesn't feel like this will work...
 
2011-05-05 05:09:34 PM
COME ON FARK! What's with the erasing of dem titties?

My Dick is pawing at the screen.
 
2011-05-05 05:09:34 PM

RedT: Eutamias21: Pastramification: Uhhh.... do they vanity size bras over there? Cuz no way are any of those women 32-bands unless they're under 5ft. tall.

I was wondering that. I'm a 34 and I am not big.


Yeah, I'm a 36 and nowhere near the size of those gals.


*click on profile*

O_O Va Va Va VOOOMMM, Ma'am!!!!
 
2011-05-05 05:09:37 PM

Pair-o-Dice: Glendale: this thread failed to deliver

The lack of boob pix in this thread is disturbing.
With that being said, very nice Eutamias21



erethay sitay atay iipleray niay hetay orcefay
 
2011-05-05 05:09:49 PM

loki see loki do: I'll add a "wow".
Gorgeous, even.


My lord, I don't about that. Thanks, though!
 
2011-05-05 05:10:05 PM

I think I felt teeth: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Theaetetus: [that's the joke.jpg]

If its any consolation I got it.


And lets give some visual aids, shall we?

..


Agree to disagree.
 
2011-05-05 05:11:13 PM

gambitsgirl: FelineMommy27: gambitsgirl: I'm all over it

Orly?


OMG

I

but

arghhhhhhhhhhhh


You get an A for effort, though and we appreciate that.


/or I guess DD for effort.
 
2011-05-05 05:11:15 PM

Eutamias21: loki see loki do: I'll add a "wow".
Gorgeous, even.

My lord, I don't about that. Thanks, though!



it's true
 
2011-05-05 05:11:16 PM

Pastramification: thisone: RedT: Eutamias21: Pastramification: Uhhh.... do they vanity size bras over there? Cuz no way are any of those women 32-bands unless they're under 5ft. tall.

I was wondering that. I'm a 34 and I am not big.


Yeah, I'm a 36 and nowhere near the size of those gals.

seems to happen that the larger the cup size, the smaller the band size.

as a number of us know, bra fitting is a mysterious art. One day you think a 36 B fits semi okay, just to find out the next you need a 32 D.

No idea how the things are actually sized (like by the manufacturer) but I swear the larger the side to side width of the cups the smaller the band size you need.

Could be that with the weight of these boobs, they also need the snugness of a small band to stop it from riding up.


Well, as someone who wears a 32 band and is probably 1/2 the size of those women, I'm calling shenanigans. Bra sizing is all over the place, but generally you measure your rib cage just under the boobs, and some fitters will say that is your band size while others say add 4 to that number. So even taking that difference into account, do any of those women look like they are 28-32 inches around under the bust?

...maybe at the waist....


Those women look 28 inches around at the cankles.
 
2011-05-05 05:11:17 PM
My Dick was gone for three days straight last week.
Seems a girl was keeping My Dick locked up in her apartment, thinking it was a stray.
 
2011-05-05 05:11:31 PM
ITT: Complete boob/cleavage/female form nullification via mod, except for Eutamias21's very nice contribution.
 
KN
2011-05-05 05:12:06 PM
This thread is like a Fark wet dream, hate on fat chicks (or love on them, if that's your thing, and come on, some of you know it is!), and talk about boobies.
 
2011-05-05 05:12:13 PM

espiaboricua: *click on profile*

O_O Va Va Va VOOOMMM, Ma'am!!!!


I was all done up for a Prince show. I don't think I've ever warn so much make-up in my life.
 
2011-05-05 05:12:31 PM
If you're complaining of lack of delivery in this thread, you're obviously not trying to be part of the solution or you would understand what the problem is.

/EIP
 
2011-05-05 05:14:08 PM

gambitsgirl: it's true


Stttopppp ... *waves hand*

jafiwam: Those women look 28 inches around at the cankles.


hahaha

Mechanicum: ITT: Complete boob/cleavage/female form nullification via mod, except for Eutamias21's very nice contribution.


*curtsies*
 
2011-05-05 05:14:53 PM
If any of you ladies are feeling frustrated by this thread,

EIP.
 
2011-05-05 05:17:16 PM

50shadesOfGray: If any of you ladies are feeling frustrated by this thread,

EIP.


i55.tinypic.com
 
2011-05-05 05:17:19 PM

loki see loki do: My Dick was gone for three days straight last week.
Seems a girl was keeping My Dick locked up in her apartment, thinking it was a stray.


Has a boob thread ever evolved into a Dick Joke thread
 
2011-05-05 05:17:39 PM
Obvious solution: Cut em off. It's what I did.

I've been LOLing for years when people call 38D huge. All those 38 D's are actually 32 J's wearing the wrong sized bra. I used to shove my 34 H's into 40D's myself. Real 38D's look like fatty McTinytits.

But looking at these chicks... 32? 34? Really? Cuz it looks like you could fit two of me in their waist bands. Me thinks someone is exaggerating.
 
2011-05-05 05:18:27 PM
I can't let my dick in the house or else it pees in the corners
My dick can catch treats in midair
When my dick is in heat it howls all night
My dick shredded the screen door again
My dick ate an entire squirrel


This is fun!
 
2011-05-05 05:18:49 PM

KN: This thread is like a Fark wet dream, hate on fat chicks (or love on them, if that's your thing, and come on, some of you know it is!), and talk about boobies.


Yes.................Tell us more
 
2011-05-05 05:19:13 PM

Eutamias21: Pair-o-Dice: The lack of boob pix in this thread is disturbing.
With that being said, very nice Eutamias21

Well, you know, I do my part for humanity.

The intention was to get the ball rolling (since that's pretty much all I've got), but I guess no one's biting.


How about nibbling?
/p has the e
 
TJT
2011-05-05 05:19:18 PM
I saw My Dick sneaking into our neighbors house.
 
2011-05-05 05:19:20 PM
Apparently my dick likes to pee in the tub.
 
2011-05-05 05:19:34 PM

Hollywood Cole: COME ON FARK! What's with the erasing of dem titties?

My Dick is pawing at the screen.


My Dick keeps squirming in my lap. It's hard to type, especially as he keeps spitting in my eye.

Yes, he's a champion spitter. Can hit a headboard from six feet away.
 
2011-05-05 05:19:41 PM

gambitsgirl:
OMG

I

but

arghhhhhhhhhhhh


I take it you've figured out what I was trying to allude to.

But my mom's dick has long hair and pees in my brother's bed and apparently THAT'S okay.
 
2011-05-05 05:19:42 PM
Hey guys I'm contributing to this thread:

( o )( o )
 
2011-05-05 05:19:45 PM

Orgasmatron138: There are some nice pics, but they vanish.

So it's not really a failure of the people involved; it's a failure of FARK to live up to its former greatness.


I've never seen cleavage pics get yanked - is this new?
 
2011-05-05 05:19:54 PM

Pastramification: plywood canoe:
I was just thinking about this. I thought I was a 36C but apparently I'm a 34D. Doesn't seem to make sense, does it? Can anyone solve the mystery?

It's because 36C and 34D are virtually the same circumference around, only one has a larger cup with smaller band, and the other one has a smaller cup and larger band. They're called "sister sizes." If your bra keeps riding up in the back the band is probably too big. Go down one band size and up one cup size.


I wish I'd known this years ago
 
2011-05-05 05:20:02 PM
There's a lot of good looking farkettes in here. Even without pics, its a pretty good thread.
 
2011-05-05 05:20:42 PM
I heard the sound that sounded like a thousand Farkers fapping at once and wondered what it was.

Now I know.
 
2011-05-05 05:21:31 PM
meh.
 
2011-05-05 05:21:38 PM
Mr Rusty Shackleford:

thehotglove.com .jpg

What's the story behind that image?
 
2011-05-05 05:21:56 PM

Hollywood Cole: MaxxLarge: Hollywood Cole: "My hopes" Funny name for your member.

Actually, that works.

"How's it going with your date?"

"Let's just say she's been getting 'My Hopes' up all night."

She blew "my hopes".

CSB time. I had a friend who named his cat "My Dick". He would say such gems as:

My Dick loves it when you pet him this way.
Close the door so that you don't let My Dick out.
My Dick killed a mouse.


He is not amused
t1.gstatic.com
 
2011-05-05 05:22:21 PM

FelineMommy27: gambitsgirl:
OMG

I

but

arghhhhhhhhhhhh

I take it you've figured out what I was trying to allude to.

But my mom's dick has long hair and pees in my brother's bed and apparently THAT'S okay.



/facepalm
/well I guess if you can still see me I'm ahead of game
 
2011-05-05 05:22:43 PM

karatekitten13: I heard the sound that sounded like a thousand Farkers fapping at once and wondered what it was.

Now I know.


More like trying to fap. I think your Jedi senses helped you feel our frustration so you could come help us out.

/these are not the boobs you seek. Move along.
 
2011-05-05 05:22:49 PM

Eutamias21: I've never seen cleavage pics get yanked - is this new?


Basic formula these days is "ads > boobs". Definitely not the first time.
 
2011-05-05 05:23:08 PM

SuperChuck: There's a lot of good looking farkettes in here. Even without pics, its a pretty good thread.


work blocks photobucket, otherwise im sure i'd agree.

/trolling for BIE with simultaneous flattery and smpathy
 
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