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2011-05-05 02:40:11 PM  
No, you're lonely because you're fat.

/DRT...probably was already said

//I can haz boob thread, please?
 
2011-05-05 02:40:27 PM  

Hollywood Cole: My Dick has Parvo
My Dick scratched up the back of my couch.
My Dick has a very coarse tongue.


14 threads down on the main page, my Dick peed in a sleeping man's mouth.
 
2011-05-05 02:40:49 PM  
Do your boobs hang low
Do they sway to and fro
Can you tie them in a knot
Can you tie them in a bow
Can you throw them over your shoulder
Like a Continental Soldier
Tell me how you manage when your boobs hang low
 
2011-05-05 02:41:09 PM  

Rock_Strongo: are you trying to repel every penis in a 2 mile radius?


That dress is awesome, and I would look amazing in it. It would be PERFECT for my coloring, and I while my tits aren't that big, they would be nicely framed in there.
 
2011-05-05 02:41:14 PM  
Even before I've introduced myself, I can practically hear their lewd thoughts. If you had to deal with that every day of your life, you'd feel as fed up as I do.

Yes, it must be hell, being able to hear people's thoughts. I know many 20-year-olds who are afflicted with this condition.

PS She's a honey, anyway. Just lovely.
 
2011-05-05 02:41:33 PM  
I love giant boobs.
 
2011-05-05 02:41:37 PM  

what_now: I want that dress. I want that dress more than anything right now. I want one of you to find her, remove her clothes, shrink it a few sizes, and give it to me. It's perfect.


What? no.

I don't want to see those fairly obese women with hilariously large tits naked!
 
2011-05-05 02:41:52 PM  
Do any of those women have wishlists?
 
2011-05-05 02:41:58 PM  
99.9% of large breasts look nightmarish when freed from clothing.

Don't understand the preoccupation with them by anyone who has ever seen them freed from clothing....oh, right. Never mind.
 
2011-05-05 02:42:07 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Theaetetus: [that's the joke.jpg]

If its any consolation I got it.


And lets give some visual aids, shall we?

too farking big:


Your visual aids have photoshop issues. Unless you really can't tell the difference. It wouldn't be so bad, except that you tried to give ladies advice earlier about what their bodies should and should not be like...... and yet the type of bodies you want ladies to have, don't exist without photographic manipulation. I don't know what that means.
 
2011-05-05 02:42:09 PM  
How did this fail to become a big boobs thread?
 
2011-05-05 02:42:38 PM  
I read that article this morning...

... and I guess it would be lonely if you're not looking for a boob-man.

Personally, I'd kill for a reduction (AND THAT MAROON DRESS) but its too expensive.

/sigh, first world problems
 
2011-05-05 02:42:39 PM  

Mr Rusty Shackleford: Sizable breasts are nice. These women, however, are fat hoes.


I like the one in the black dress.
 
2011-05-05 02:42:40 PM  

MaxxLarge: I just want to go on record as saying that, although there will be LOADS of Studmen69s in here grousing about sharp dull knees, I would sell my left kidney to the black market to dive into a pile of the five of them. Good LORD, would I ever. And I could not possibly care less what anyone else thinks.

You have your preferences, I have mine, and that is precisely as it should be. So, judge if you must, just as long as you get the HELL out of the way while you do.


I am right there with ya Maxx.
 
2011-05-05 02:42:54 PM  
If I had a rack like that, I probably wouldn't get out of the house very often either. How could you ever really be alone with the ability to motorboat yourself?
 
2011-05-05 02:42:55 PM  

sdromeo: Do any of those women have wishlists?


Yes, smaller boobs. And men who talk to their face.
 
2011-05-05 02:43:21 PM  
As long as the middle is smaller than the top and bottom, it's all good. This can apply to fat or skinny women.
 
2011-05-05 02:43:36 PM  
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2011-05-05 02:43:49 PM  
My Dick just ran out the door into the street and got flattened by a beer truck.

/sad
//had him since he was a cute lil' guy
 
2011-05-05 02:43:58 PM  
my back hurts just looking at their pic. spend the money for a bra that can hold them up.
 
2011-05-05 02:44:01 PM  
Met a girl on my 20th birthday, a 40 EE, 6 years older than me, and real freak in the sack. She was going to U.T. Austin to become an Attorney. Breasts almost as big as my head. I miss her. But now, she'd be old. So..

But insofar as the article goes:

www.motifake.com

Married a 36 DDD, so it's still good.
 
2011-05-05 02:44:02 PM  
Notice the lose fabric around the waist. I'm just saying.
 
2011-05-05 02:44:11 PM  

BurnShrike: sdromeo: Do any of those women have wishlists?

Yes, smaller boobs. And men who talk to their face.


What face?
 
2011-05-05 02:44:27 PM  

what_now: I want that dress. I want that dress more than anything right now. I want one of you to find her, remove her clothes, shrink it a few sizes, and give it to me. It's perfect.


I like the dress, too. I like the color of it. I like her confidence in it. I like the way it falls. I think the fact they paired a woman who looks like this, with a headline like that, is intentional tabloid reporting, though. I don't think this story is real.
 
2011-05-05 02:44:55 PM  

elev8meL8r: Hollywood Cole: My Dick has Parvo
My Dick scratched up the back of my couch.
My Dick has a very coarse tongue.

14 threads down on the main page, my Dick peed in a sleeping man's mouth.


LOL i saw that. I think that cat visited me last night as well or maybe it was just all the drinks i had.

My dick sheds.
 
2011-05-05 02:44:58 PM  
IF you are fat, AND have big tits, no one will care. You're still a fatass. UNLESS, the dude is homely as hell and can't get laid anywhere else. In which case, be glad you got some dick.

/HotSalsaZoot hath spoken...........
 
2011-05-05 02:45:45 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: too farking big:


I can't even pass judgment on the size of that last one, since it sent my Uncanny Valley meter from zero to GAAAHHHHHHH MY EYES in about two seconds flat.
 
2011-05-05 02:46:22 PM  

The-Brain: I often carry My Dick over my shoulder


I had to get My Dick vaccinated for leukemia.
 
2011-05-05 02:47:03 PM  
This is a bookmark. No ifs, ands, or boobs.
 
2011-05-05 02:47:20 PM  
Lots of people are allergic to My Dick.
 
2011-05-05 02:47:34 PM  
They are lonely because they are fat. Fat people are not allowed to be happy. Lose weight and they breast will go down a couple sizes, Oinks.
 
2011-05-05 02:48:05 PM  
Approves!

content6.flixster.com
 
2011-05-05 02:48:07 PM  

elev8meL8r: I like the one in the black dress.


Which one? In the group shot, there's only one, but in the individuals we can see two women are now in completely different outfits, one of which changes into black. Presumably, the stitch-work failed between the two shots.
 
2011-05-05 02:48:22 PM  

what_now: I want that dress. I want that dress more than anything right now. I want one of you to find her, remove her clothes, shrink it a few sizes, and give it to me. It's perfect.


You know, there are people who know how to make such things. Costume shops in most theater departments are more than capable of reproducing something like this. You might have to pay a little more than at a department store, but you'd be amazed what the people in those shops can make. My little lady is building some sort of dress right now. With a cape. I have so little knowledge of how to describe clothing that this is actually the best I can do. But seriously -- you're in a heck of a town for theater departments and costuming. Ask around.
 
2011-05-05 02:48:42 PM  
This thread confuses me. The vast majority of responses are 'she's hot', instead of 'she's fat faced' or 'she's fat' or 'she's going to balloon'. Meanwhile, a Christina Hendricks or Kim Kardashian thread...........

men are not consistent.
 
2011-05-05 02:48:49 PM  

what_now: Rock_Strongo: are you trying to repel every penis in a 2 mile radius?

That dress is awesome, and I would look amazing in it. It would be PERFECT for my coloring, and I while my tits aren't that big, they would be nicely framed in there.


Yes, but could you wear it and still murder a watermelon with a hatchet?
 
2011-05-05 02:48:52 PM  

what_now: Rock_Strongo: are you trying to repel every penis in a 2 mile radius?

That dress is awesome, and I would look amazing in it. It would be PERFECT for my coloring, and I while my tits aren't that big, they would be nicely framed in there.

www.myfacewhen.com

The dress appears to be made out of drapes though.
Fabric aside, it would take a really slim waist to make it look like non-fatstealthing clothes.
 
2011-05-05 02:49:00 PM  
Do your boobs hang low
Do they sway to and fro
Can you tie them in a knot
Can you tie them in a bow
Can you bounce 'em Off the wall,
Like A pink rubber ball
Tell me how you manage when your boobs hang low
 
2011-05-05 02:49:36 PM  
My Dick has fleas
My Dick had a tick
My Dick won't use the litter box if is not clean
My Dick pissed on the rug
My Dick shiat on the floor
My Dick is worthless it just lays around all day
My Dick was never de-clawed
My Dick was neutered
 
2011-05-05 02:50:21 PM  
Blubble, blubble, blubble.
 
2011-05-05 02:50:23 PM  

ExperianScaresCthulhu: think the fact they paired a woman who looks like this, with a headline like that, is intentional tabloid reporting, though. I don't think this story is real.


Oh well, of course it is. It's utter bullshiat and an excuse for bored people to look at cans.

Everyone like boobs. I'm a straight girl and I like boobs. Gay guys like boobs.

Everyone. Loves. Boobs.
 
2011-05-05 02:50:30 PM  
Anybody here find my book? It was by Mark Twain.
 
2011-05-05 02:51:05 PM  

give me doughnuts: Yes, but could you wear it and still murder a watermelon with a hatchet?


No, because then I'd get watermelon guts all over my dress.
 
2011-05-05 02:51:16 PM  
Please Sir.....more.
 
2011-05-05 02:51:17 PM  

what_now: I'm a straight girl and I like boobs.


How YOU doin'?
 
2011-05-05 02:51:19 PM  
www.stylebubble.co.uk

Silly rabbit! Tits are for kids!
 
2011-05-05 02:51:22 PM  
My Dick screams like a banshee when it's farking.
 
2011-05-05 02:51:31 PM  
TFA: The average size is closer to a 34E than the 36C we're led to believe.

Err... is that a mistake, a lie, or do I just never ever want to visit the UK?
 
2011-05-05 02:51:48 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

Yes, OH HELL YES, meh, yes, yes.

[motorboat.gif]

/Real women have curves
 
2011-05-05 02:52:24 PM  

what_now: I want that dress. I want that dress more than anything right now. I want one of you to find her, remove her clothes, shrink it a few sizes, and give it to me. It's perfect.


I'll get it for you but I will need current body pics (BIE) to be sure that I can get it shrunk properly.

/eip just in case.
 
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