I'm sure there are a few male Farkers who would help her get over her loneliness.

Although, frankly, she looks like an extra recruited to play a Yorkshirewoman from The Full Monty at best, and the north-bound end of a south-bound horse at worst.

"Men tend to avoid me for fear of staring at my chest, and their wives spend the whole evening watching them like hawks."

... Frankly, I'd be looking at her with the goal of keeping her on the sturdy furniture.

/why, yes, this Farkette does have a decent-sized rack
//but not that big
///no, I will not e-mail you pictures

Yes, you're lonely because your breasts are too big. Keep telling yourself that.

EatHam: Yes, you're lonely because your breasts are too big. Keep telling yourself that.

i see i'm not needed here.

/i'm sure they have lovely personalities.

Ursala Utters says, "Get used to it."

Cythraul: Ursala Utters Udders says, "Get used to it."

FTFM

This is a much better resource for learning the truth about living with large breasts:

Link (new window)

It uses much better, uh, source material and is very well, uh, documented. And no, it's not porn. I wouldn't do that to you.

Pocket Ninja: This is a much better resource for learning the truth about living with large breasts:

I was friends with a rather good looking young woman in high school who had abnormally large breasts. I just thought I'd share that so that people don't think I'm just posting to bookmark this thread.

/csb

I just want to go on record as saying that, although there will be LOADS of Studmen69s in here grousing about sharp dull knees, I would sell my left kidney to the black market to dive into a pile of the five of them. Good LORD, would I ever. And I could not possibly care less what anyone else thinks.

You have your preferences, I have mine, and that is precisely as it should be. So, judge if you must, just as long as you get the HELL out of the way while you do.

Pocket Ninja: This is a much better resource for learning the truth about living with large breasts

(watches a bit of the video)

Yeah, pretty much this.

They may be splendid to look at and otherwise delight in, but the mammarily-gifted ex-girlfriend I had back in the 90's was in more or less constant discomfort for one reason or another. She had to go to Manhattan to buy bras that fit right.

Hollywood Cole: "My hopes" Funny name for your member.

Actually, that works.

"How's it going with your date?"

"Let's just say she's been getting 'My Hopes' up all night."

Hollywood Cole: The-Brain: Hollywood Cole: i have very high hopes about this thread.

Yes, in fact, every time big boob discussion comes up my hopes rise a little.

"My hopes" Funny name for your member.

What you gon' do with all them ants?
All them ants inside those pants?
I'ma make you bless me like the pope,
Get you love drunk off my hopes. (Check it out)

Hollywood Cole: MaxxLarge: Hollywood Cole: "My hopes" Funny name for your member.

Actually, that works.

"How's it going with your date?"

"Let's just say she's been getting 'My Hopes' up all night."

She blew "my hopes".

CSB time. I had a friend who named his cat "My Dick". He would say such gems as:

My Dick loves it when you pet him this way.
Close the door so that you don't let My Dick out.
My Dick killed a mouse.

My dick's anal glands are impacted?

Theaetetus: Hollywood Cole: CSB time. I had a friend who named his cat "My Dick". He would say such gems as:

My Dick loves it when you pet him this way.
Close the door so that you don't let My Dick out.
My Dick killed a mouse.

My dick's anal glands are impacted?

My Dick just coughed up a hairball on the hall rug.
My Dick doesn't like the new tuna I got for it.
My Dick loves to bend in half in order to lick the butthole.

My front door has a special smaller door at ground level. It's for My Dick.

Have you met My Dick? Usually, he's a little shy around strangers, but I can usually get him to stop hiding and warm up to them after a little encouragement.

The firemen had to come over the other day, and get My Dick out of the tree in my front yard.

"Terri-Lee Whitford, 20, is studying animal behaviour and psychology at Chester university......"

*Snicker*

/And, yes, all day long.

"Wow, did you see My Dick attack that six-month-old pussy? He really tore that thing up!"

/we may have reached the end of this one

As soon as I get home from work My Dick wants attention.

I'm constantly tripping over My Dick, but it's not my fault. My Dick just seems to love winding around my ankles.

I want that dress. I want that dress more than anything right now. I want one of you to find her, remove her clothes, shrink it a few sizes, and give it to me. It's perfect.

Ladies here is a couple of quick tests: stand up straight and walk up to a wall if your gut hits first that's not good. Now put your toes against the wall if you have to lean so far back you move your waist your chest is too big.

what_now: I want that dress. I want that dress more than anything right now. I want one of you to find her, remove her clothes, shrink it a few sizes, and give it to me. It's perfect.

I'm totally with you up to step two. But once I get it off of her, I'm sorry. I've got more important $#!+ to attend to at that point, and you're on your own.

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Ladies here is a couple of quick tests: stand up straight and walk up to a wall if your gut hits first that's not good. Now put your toes against the wall if you have to lean so far back you move your waist your chest is too big.

Unless neither your toes nor your gut are the first part of your anatomy to hit the wall, I wouldn't be throwing stones, dude.

Theaetetus: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Ladies here is a couple of quick tests: stand up straight and walk up to a wall if your gut hits first that's not good. Now put your toes against the wall if you have to lean so far back you move your waist your chest is too big.

Unless neither your toes nor your gut are the first part of your anatomy to hit the wall, I wouldn't be throwing stones, dude.

For me it would be my penis. Unless I was wearing pants.

Barbigazi: Theaetetus: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Ladies here is a couple of quick tests: stand up straight and walk up to a wall if your gut hits first that's not good. Now put your toes against the wall if you have to lean so far back you move your waist your chest is too big.

Unless neither your toes nor your gut are the first part of your anatomy to hit the wall, I wouldn't be throwing stones, dude.

For me it would be my penis. Unless I was wearing pants.

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Barbigazi: For me it would be my penis. Unless I was wearing pants.

And, let's be honest...How often is THAT really a problem?

"It can be lonely having breasts thighs this big"

FTAFY

I wonder how big their boobs would be if they put down the sandwich. And the box of chocolate. And the Big Mac. And the rack of ribs. And the 64 oz Big Gulp....