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(Some Guy)   Police: Here's your ticket for being in a no-parking area. Woman: Here's a pic of pranksters swapping the no-parking signs from another place. Police: Oh, why didn't you say so? Well, in that case, tough shiat   (centralwesterndaily.com.au) divider line 70
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2011-05-04 12:46:37 PM

Julieahni: hitlo58: SMX: Kuroshin: Since this is another case of "headline doesn't match story", how about we talk about our favorite flavors of popsicle?

I prefer orange.

I just picked a pack of 100 up from CVS the other day:


I like the red and the electric green the best. Blue and orange are solid as well. They have some really lame Pina Colada that isn't very good though :(

Doesn't anyone else like the banana?

I've never tried it. I do like banana Runts.


Is that a euphemism for a short penis?
 
2011-05-04 12:47:24 PM

DaBishop: ArtosRC: Are you really puffing up and acting proud over that?Still haven't mastered quoting yet, have ya?


God forbid I knock off the italic tags when I trim a quote.
 
2011-05-04 12:48:00 PM
Goddamnit.
 
2011-05-04 12:50:55 PM

ArtosRC: DaBishop:Are you still here? Just accept your eBeating and leave before I get two teenage girls from Massachusetts to bully you until you hang yourself.

Are you really puffing up and acting proud over that?


Yeah, really, no shiat dude. If that was an 'e-beating', then my daughter is going to prison for sticking her tongue out at the kid accross the street, because trust me, that caused way more trauma than that BS you spouted, buddy.
 
2011-05-04 12:52:13 PM

SMX: Kuroshin: Since this is another case of "headline doesn't match story", how about we talk about our favorite flavors of popsicle?

I prefer orange.

I just picked a pack of 100 up from CVS the other day:


I like the red and the electric green the best. Blue and orange are solid as well. They have some really lame Pina Colada that isn't very good though :(


Oh hell yes. For pop-ice/otter pops I do prefer "blue" over all others. I was actually thinking of the old-school dual-stick pops that only came in four flavors, but with my mind sufficiently expanded, I must re-evaluate my choice.

So show of hands: who just bites the end off the plastic tube? Grab a bit of the pop behind your teeth and give a quick bite-n-rip. Has a nice snap to it, like a good bratwurst.

/oh look, there are some otter pops in the freezer...
 
2011-05-04 12:57:14 PM

Kuroshin: SMX: Kuroshin: Since this is another case of "headline doesn't match story", how about we talk about our favorite flavors of popsicle?

I prefer orange.

I just picked a pack of 100 up from CVS the other day:


I like the red and the electric green the best. Blue and orange are solid as well. They have some really lame Pina Colada that isn't very good though :(

Oh hell yes. For pop-ice/otter pops I do prefer "blue" over all others. I was actually thinking of the old-school dual-stick pops that only came in four flavors, but with my mind sufficiently expanded, I must re-evaluate my choice.

So show of hands: who just bites the end off the plastic tube? Grab a bit of the pop behind your teeth and give a quick bite-n-rip. Has a nice snap to it, like a good bratwurst.

/oh look, there are some otter pops in the freezer...


Hands off my otter pups!

www.worldzootoday.com
 
2011-05-04 01:02:13 PM
A couple of years ago, we went with a friend to hang out at some bar in South Philly. We found a great parking space, didn't think anything of it, since there were other cars there, too.

Come out of the bar two hours later to find someone had a put up a temporary no parking sign where we were parked. The street was empty except for our car, too. And, of course, we had a parking ticket, and no way to fight it.

My friend tried to fight it, but the judge didn't want to hear anything about it. He had to pay the $80 ticket.

Complete and utter bullshiat, but that's the way the Philly parking authority works.

/typical story, sis
 
2011-05-04 01:04:27 PM

i102.photobucket.com

i772.photobucket.com

ICE CREAM MAN!
i273.photobucket.com
 
2011-05-04 01:04:28 PM
The story is confusing enough. For argument's sake, let's concede subby's version of the events.

The bottom line: Giving an officer the authority to revoke an already-written ticket is a recipe for corruption. ("Hello citizen. Here's a $400 ticket for a broken taillight. This ticket could go away if" [insert bribe])

The correct outcome is for the ticketed person to contest the ticket and bring the evidence before the judge.

The ticketing officer could offer sympathy, testify for the ticketed person in court, or nothing; but it should not be up to the officer to make tickets "go away".

Counterpoints by FARK's law enforcement community are welcome. IANAL or LEO.
 
2011-05-04 01:04:48 PM
A little while back some lawyer here actually compared the parking bylaws against the location he was ticketed for parking at and realised he could legally park there. Sometimes an overly anal attention to detail is worthwhile, I guess.

/csb

Cheers.
 
2011-05-04 01:10:42 PM
Popsicles go great in a glass of crystal palace
 
2011-05-04 01:12:51 PM

JackieRabbit: Uh, subby, she didn't argue with the cop about it. The cop was just enforcing a no stopping zone. She took it up with the council, who determined it was a prank.


Not subby, but the question now becomes "why has the ticket not been voided?" Traffic court is NOT municipal court, and there is no reason that "charges" need to stay until the mock trial.
 
2011-05-04 01:17:38 PM
Came here for pics of said "orange mother"
 
2011-05-04 01:18:23 PM
Popsicle flavor: strawberry hibiscus @ Meltdown
http://www.yelp.com/biz/meltdown-new- orleans
 
2011-05-04 01:25:01 PM

styckx: Did subby read the story?

She got the ticket

City officials agreed it was a prank

She hasn't fought the ticket yet. (No one told her tough shiat)

I'm sure in court the ticket will be thrown away.


This is why i say that the person submitting should also have their name posted, so that if subby was a moron, we know who to make fun of. It would certainly cut down on submissions like this one.
 
2011-05-04 01:29:48 PM

SlothB77: Commonsense prevailed? Oh, not the USA Austria.


Why do you think everyone is all geeked up on 'white zone'?
 
2011-05-04 02:15:32 PM

macross87: KingKauff: Krymson Tyde: Kuroshin: Since this is another case of "headline doesn't match story", how about we talk about our favorite flavors of popsicle?

I prefer orange.

Green is my favorite flavor.

Orange flavored is my preferred choice of popsicle.

/Obama likes the purple ones


Not meat flavored?


WTF does "I am a meat popsicle" MEAN?!?!
 
2011-05-04 02:24:36 PM
Didn't work for this guy either:
i129.photobucket.com
 
2011-05-04 08:57:28 PM

Kuroshin: Since this is another case of "headline doesn't match story", how about we talk about our favorite flavors of popsicle?

I prefer orange.


Where is the link for me to click in order to subscribe to your newsletter?

/I'm partial to grape myself
 
2011-05-04 10:21:37 PM

styckx: Did subby read the story?

She got the ticket

City officials agreed it was a prank

She hasn't fought the ticket yet. (No one told her tough shiat)

I'm sure in court the ticket will be thrown away.


Neither subby nor the retards before you read the story.
 
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