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(Some Guy)   Police: Here's your ticket for being in a no-parking area. Woman: Here's a pic of pranksters swapping the no-parking signs from another place. Police: Oh, why didn't you say so? Well, in that case, tough shiat   (centralwesterndaily.com.au) divider line 70
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2011-05-04 12:08:28 PM
Enjoy your safety, citizen.
 
2011-05-04 12:08:38 PM
Not more of this white zone shiat again. There's just no stopping in the white zone.
 
2011-05-04 12:09:50 PM
Cops don't like to argue, it cuts into their nap time, just sort it out with the town, later.
 
2011-05-04 12:10:06 PM
I_Am_Weasel: Not more of this white zone shiat again. There's just no stopping in the white zone.

Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.
 
2011-05-04 12:10:11 PM
I_Am_Weasel: Not more of this white zone shiat again. There's just no stopping in the white zone.

You want me to get an abortion?
 
2011-05-04 12:10:18 PM
Since this is another case of "headline doesn't match story", how about we talk about our favorite flavors of popsicle?

I prefer orange.
 
2011-05-04 12:11:00 PM
Treygreen13: I_Am_Weasel: Not more of this white zone shiat again. There's just no stopping in the white zone.

Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.


*shakes tiny fist* ...only 5 second away
 
2011-05-04 12:11:03 PM
Did subby read the story?

She got the ticket

City officials agreed it was a prank

She hasn't fought the ticket yet. (No one told her tough shiat)

I'm sure in court the ticket will be thrown away.
 
2011-05-04 12:11:33 PM
Kuroshin: Since this is another case of "headline doesn't match story", how about we talk about our favorite flavors of popsicle?

I prefer orange.


This.
 
2011-05-04 12:11:57 PM
I_Am_Weasel: Not more of this white zone shiat again. There's just no stopping in the white zone.

Especially if your black.
 
2011-05-04 12:12:15 PM
Kuroshin: Since this is another case of "headline doesn't match story", how about we talk about our favorite flavors of popsicle?

I prefer orange.


Mmmm bomb pops
 
2011-05-04 12:12:33 PM
Uh, subby, she didn't argue with the cop about it. The cop was just enforcing a no stopping zone. She took it up with the council, who determined it was a prank.

I_Am_Weasel: Not more of this white zone shiat again. There's just no stopping in the white zone.

+1
 
2011-05-04 12:12:37 PM
hitlo58: I_Am_Weasel: Not more of this white zone shiat again. There's just no stopping in the white zone.

Especially if your black.


What about my black?
 
2011-05-04 12:12:45 PM
Kuroshin: Since this is another case of "headline doesn't match story", how about we talk about our favorite flavors of popsicle?

I prefer orange.


Green is my favorite flavor.
 
2011-05-04 12:13:14 PM
I like green. The kind in the plastic tubes.
 
2011-05-04 12:13:22 PM
"The five men came to the conclusion that the original signs should be returned."


/That's some mighty fine police work there, Lou
 
2011-05-04 12:13:38 PM
Julieahni: Kuroshin: Since this is another case of "headline doesn't match story", how about we talk about our favorite flavors of popsicle?

I prefer orange.

This.


I'm partial to banana
 
2011-05-04 12:14:14 PM
Treygreen13: hitlo58: I_Am_Weasel: Not more of this white zone shiat again. There's just no stopping in the white zone.

Especially if your black.

What about my black?


He's not yours anymore. Some guy named Lincor? Lincauld? Set him free like 20 years ago.
 
2011-05-04 12:14:45 PM
Krymson Tyde: Kuroshin: Since this is another case of "headline doesn't match story", how about we talk about our favorite flavors of popsicle?

I prefer orange.

Green is my favorite flavor.


Orange flavored is my preferred choice of popsicle.

/Obama likes the purple ones
 
2011-05-04 12:15:46 PM
grinding_journalist: Treygreen13: hitlo58: I_Am_Weasel: Not more of this white zone shiat again. There's just no stopping in the white zone.

Especially if your black.

What about my black?

He's not yours anymore. Some guy named Lincor? Lincauld? Set him free like 20 years ago.


I never got the memo I still have mine locked in the basement.
 
2011-05-04 12:17:03 PM
KingKauff: Krymson Tyde: Kuroshin: Since this is another case of "headline doesn't match story", how about we talk about our favorite flavors of popsicle?

I prefer orange.

Green is my favorite flavor.

Orange flavored is my preferred choice of popsicle.

/Obama likes the purple ones



Not meat flavored?

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SMX
2011-05-04 12:18:22 PM
Kuroshin: Since this is another case of "headline doesn't match story", how about we talk about our favorite flavors of popsicle?

I prefer orange.


I just picked a pack of 100 up from CVS the other day:
www.give2thetroops.org

I like the red and the electric green the best. Blue and orange are solid as well. They have some really lame Pina Colada that isn't very good though :(
 
2011-05-04 12:19:32 PM
SMX: Kuroshin: Since this is another case of "headline doesn't match story", how about we talk about our favorite flavors of popsicle?

I prefer orange.

I just picked a pack of 100 up from CVS the other day:


I like the red and the electric green the best. Blue and orange are solid as well. They have some really lame Pina Colada that isn't very good though :(


Doesn't anyone else like the banana?
 
2011-05-04 12:20:00 PM
did I miss something or did TFA leave out what the other sign was for
 
2011-05-04 12:20:20 PM
Last time I was in Philly I got a ticket because the ass of my car was 4" into a "Garage Access way" Even though my front bumper was even with the meter. And my car is SHORT. (RX8).

The garage in question had been bricked up what looked like 10 years ago.

They can suck it if they think I am EVER paying that ticket, and I told them as much.
 
2011-05-04 12:21:05 PM
Parking enforcement drones make Walmart greeters look efficient, energetic, fair and intelligent.
 
2011-05-04 12:21:07 PM
hitlo58: SMX: Kuroshin: Since this is another case of "headline doesn't match story", how about we talk about our favorite flavors of popsicle?

I prefer orange.

I just picked a pack of 100 up from CVS the other day:


I like the red and the electric green the best. Blue and orange are solid as well. They have some really lame Pina Colada that isn't very good though :(

Doesn't anyone else like the banana?


I've never tried it. I do like banana Runts.
 
2011-05-04 12:22:23 PM
Shadow Blasko: Last time I was in Philly I got a ticket because the ass of my car was 4" into a "Garage Access way" Even though my front bumper was even with the meter. And my car is SHORT. (RX8).

The garage in question had been bricked up what looked like 10 years ago.

They can suck it if they think I am EVER paying that ticket, and I told them as much.


I got my little RX-8 towed for parking in front of a gate that had been welded shut for 4 years and had a concrete barrier in front of it. Sons of biatches - no warning or anything. Came out of my apartment and it was just gone.
 
2011-05-04 12:22:40 PM
hitlo58: grinding_journalist: Treygreen13: hitlo58: I_Am_Weasel: Not more of this white zone shiat again. There's just no stopping in the white zone.

Especially if your black.

What about my black?

He's not yours anymore. Some guy named Lincor? Lincauld? Set him free like 20 years ago.

I never got the memo I still have mine locked in the basement.


Dre's dead.
 
2011-05-04 12:22:51 PM
What I want to know is how the fark did the woman get a picture of someone removing a sign? Also, if the sign had been there previous to the sign removal then she should've known in her 4 years of parking there that it wasn't a place to park!

FTA: "Mrs Mason says she has a photo of a passer-by lifting up one of the No Stopping signs."
 
2011-05-04 12:23:15 PM
Just to be sure we're all on the same page, it appears that ArtosRC and Jake Havechek jumped right on to the "The Man is oppressing me!" whiney biatch bandwagon, while everyone else actually read the article.

Does that about cover it?
 
2011-05-04 12:25:09 PM
DaBishop: Just to be sure we're all on the same page, it appears that ArtosRC and Jake Havechek jumped right on to the "The Man is oppressing me!" whiney biatch bandwagon, while everyone else actually read the article.

Does that about cover it?


Blow me, citizen.
 
2011-05-04 12:25:54 PM
I_Am_Weasel: Not more of this white zone shiat again. There's just no stopping in the white zone.

Male announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.
Female announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.
Male announcer: [later] The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the white zone.
Female announcer: No, the white zone is for loading of passengers and there is no stopping in a RED zone.
Male announcer: The red zone has always been for loading and unloading of passengers. There's never stopping in a white zone.
Female announcer: Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for stopping!
Male announcer: Listen Betty, don't start up with your white zone shiat again.
[Later]
Male announcer: There's just no stopping in a white zone.
Female announcer: Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.
Male announcer: It's really the only sensible thing to do, if its done safely. Therapeutically there's no danger involved.
 
2011-05-04 12:27:43 PM
Commonsense prevailed? Oh, not the USA.
 
2011-05-04 12:28:17 PM
Kuroshin: Since this is another case of "headline doesn't match story", how about we talk about our favorite flavors of popsicle?

I prefer orange.


Rootbeer. Or sometimes red. I am never sure what flavor it is supposed to be, just red.
 
2011-05-04 12:32:02 PM
hitlo58: SMX: Kuroshin: Since this is another case of "headline doesn't match story", how about we talk about our favorite flavors of popsicle?

I prefer orange.

I just picked a pack of 100 up from CVS the other day:


I like the red and the electric green the best. Blue and orange are solid as well. They have some really lame Pina Colada that isn't very good though :(

Doesn't anyone else like the banana?


I do. Whenever my wife or parents get a box, I eat all of the root beer and banana popsicles. No one else seems to go for those flavors.
 
2011-05-04 12:32:35 PM
I can hardly eat the ones off ice ream trucks anymore. As a kid I loved me a ninja turtles pop with the gumball eyes
 
2011-05-04 12:33:04 PM
I wish Popsicles came in jet black - I had a disturbed childhood.
 
2011-05-04 12:33:05 PM
ArtosRC: Blow me, citizen.

I'm sorry, I can't hear whiney biatch pitch due to my old age. Can someone translate?
 
2011-05-04 12:33:49 PM
nopokerface: I like green. The kind in the plastic tubes.

mmm I love green in the plastic tubes. That is the best.
 
2011-05-04 12:34:07 PM
Dazrin: Kuroshin: Since this is another case of "headline doesn't match story", how about we talk about our favorite flavors of popsicle?

I prefer orange.

Rootbeer. Or sometimes red. I am never sure what flavor it is supposed to be, just red.


From the truck? Bomb Pops (Or Zoom's, as they are called in the UK)

From the freezer? Rambutan and Lichi ice pops that I made myself.
 
2011-05-04 12:35:58 PM
Dazrin: Kuroshin: Since this is another case of "headline doesn't match story", how about we talk about our favorite flavors of popsicle?

I prefer orange.

Rootbeer. Or sometimes red. I am never sure what flavor it is supposed to be, just red.


Just like blue.

"What flavor slushies do you have? Cherry, Strawberry, bannana, orange, lime, and blue"
 
2011-05-04 12:37:33 PM
DaBishop: I'm sorry, I can't hear whiney biatch pitch due to my old age. Can someone translate?

You sound cantankerous. Eat some applesauce and turn on Matlock.

/green popsicles will always be best
 
2011-05-04 12:38:28 PM
Jake Havechek: Cops don't like to argue, it cuts into their nap time, just sort it out with the town, later.

Actually you are supposed to argue with a judge, not a cop. They get don't like people who say crap like "I know my rights" when they don't even know how the system works.

/Oh ya, fark pigs.
 
2011-05-04 12:39:31 PM
ArtosRC: You sound cantankerous. Eat some applesauce and turn on Matlock.

Are you still here? Just accept your eBeating and leave before I get two teenage girls from Massachusetts to bully you until you hang yourself.
 
2011-05-04 12:40:31 PM
Tell it to the judge.
 
2011-05-04 12:41:10 PM
DaBishop:Are you still here? Just accept your eBeating and leave before I get two teenage girls from Massachusetts to bully you until you hang yourself.

Are you really puffing up and acting proud over that?
 
2011-05-04 12:44:25 PM
TFA reads like a monty python skit.
 
2011-05-04 12:45:24 PM
ArtosRC: Are you really puffing up and acting proud over that?

Still haven't mastered quoting yet, have ya? Here ya go, the perfect game for the Internet Anarchist.
 
2011-05-04 12:46:23 PM
Aaaaand I'm spent. G'night folks!
 
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